Metal isn't fucking shuffle you goddamn closed-minded kindergartener.

>>73321896
nice try but varg doesn't do metal anymore

what

Wow, how intense! I'm impressed son. Whining like a true metal band

>>73321896
>a metal fan being super defensive when someone questions their genre

Color me surprised.

Metal is entirely fake masculinity and nothing more. They pretend to be all tough, but they are the whiniest people I've ever met. Not to mention, the ones I've met personally were all socially awkward DYELS. I've seen dadrock fans more tough

>>73321896
nice try but Varg doesn't like technical metal

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name 1 (one) good metal band

>>73322509
protip: You can't

>>73322509
Ulver

>>73322566
lmao

>>73322572
lmao

>>73321896
>Not using 2x triple kick pedals on two bass drums
How does it feel to be old fashioned?

>>73322509
Terminal Redux

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>>73322217
> omigod metal fans are so cringe amirite?
> I'm so glad I listen to REAL, PROGRESSIVE music like Beyonce and Young Thug
> DICK IN HER ASS AND HER THROOOOAT WEK WEK am I right, /mu/???? xDDDD
> God I wish Thugger would fuck my girlfriend...

>>73322766
how can his face be so fat, but his body so skinny?

>>73322509
Mastodon. Album: Crack the skye. Listen and learn

>>73323304
t. nu-male

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>>73322766
He never said he listened to either of those two artists tho.

And again:
>Metal fan getting defensive and pissy when someone insults their favorite genre.
Shocked. Made me think. Almonds are activated.

It's funny because Varg would completely disagree with you

>>73322509
cult of luna

>>73322509
Gorguts

>>73323357
Do u not play an instrument? Their brilliant in so many ways...

>>73322509
Saxon

>>73322566
>>73323304
>>73323464
>>73323495
t. nu-males

>>73323601
t. nu-male

>Metalheads being white and having no soul and not realizing why people listen to music

Nobody gives a fuck how fast you can play a scale, many normal musicians COULD be that technically proficient, but they focus on making their music sound good and enjoyable instead

>Metal: Debunked

you're all degenerates who don't get women and don't party and don't have friends who aren't also into your degenerate music. You are objectively the worst genre no matter how much skill it takes to fingerbang a guitar with a pedal pushed down the entire song. If you have to explain why its good, it isnt. Enjoy being a greasy fat white trash faggot forever anon

>>73323601
>u
>their
consider suicide for the greater good of your loved ones and the users of 4chan

>>73323705
>all metal is wank
t. /mu/ drone

>>73323705
t. mâle nouveau

do metalheads even have any arguments besides "hurrr ur a nu male"?

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>>73324283

>>73324283
t. nuevo macho

Even if metal is shit, it's still better shit that what 99% of /mu/ listens too.

DMU has objectively proved metal to be the best.

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>>73322509
Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats

If you don't think Blood Lust is a good album you are simply dumb.

>>73322509
Pat Benetar

>>73322566
>>73322694
>>73323304
>>73323464
>>73323495
>>73324791
how does it feel knowing you're just a clueless /mu/ or RYM slave

>>73324886
I discovered Uncle Acid on my own, /mu/ is actually a recent (within this year) development for me. Not everyone knows about good music only through /mu/. You on the other hand, probably couldn't get through a conversation about music without mentioning several /mu/core albums.

>>73324886
Gorguts is fucking amazing but yeah i agree with you, it has became hipsters choice of metal lately.
Also Ulver's lycanthropic album is their only good one.

>>73324916
Epic projection lad

>>73322766
>"metal is garbage"
>"y- y- you must like rap!!!"
Why are metal fans such sensitive little pussies?

>>73324886
>he doesn't know Terminal Redux is a meme
imagine being this new

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>>73323495
GORGUTZ? HE'S A SQUIGGOTH FARMER THAT ONE INNIT

>>73324791

this is such a great album

>>73322509
megadeth

>>73322509
Black Sabbath

Their first six studio albums are fantastic.

>>73322509
White Zombie

>>73322509
Foetus

metal sucks ass and is worshipped by weeb gamer autists

>>73327636
You know which website you're on right?

>>73327636

Considering that most of this website is weeb gamer autists and most people here say metal is bad, I'm gonna say you are incorrect.

>>73322509
Nothing, they are categorically bad. The best metal bands are just pop bands at their core, which is the junk food of music.

>>73323722
Who hurt you?

>>73326857
Agreed they rule

>>73327636
t. nu-male

>>73329069
ebic new pasta?

>>73329069
>t. Nu-Male

>>73329069
triggerd

>>73329069
t. ذكر جديد

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>>73329069
the lack of self-awareness is what makes this so funny

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>>73322006
>>73322179
>>73322217
>>73322509
>>73323705
>>73324283
>>73327636
>>73329069
t. nu-male

>>73322509
>Says the person who posts a sandnigger rapper

Also, Slayer

Is burzum patrician ???plz respond

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>This whole thread

>>73329069
t. numale

>>73329165
>slayer

c'mon you dumb dumb if you're gonna rep us in other threads at least post good bands.

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>>73329101
>>73329138
>>73329161
Why the fuck do I even bother? >>73329157
Fuck you

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>>73329412
>being nu-maled by mods

>>73329412
Not only did you not know announcing reporting is a bannable offense, but you seem to be oblivious that ban dodging will get you a lifetime shunning.

See ya, nu-male, thanks for the hilarious pasta

>>73329440
I don't care, kys

>>73329508
>KYS

Underage confirmed. Also, if you are easily triggered, maybe 4chan isn't the place for you.

>>73329538
Don't tell me what to do

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>>73329549
this fucking kid

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>>73329559
Would you leave it alone and let the thread die already you retard, people like you are worse than he is.

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>>73329549

>>73329578
sure man sorry about that