The stupid fuck who was walking around outside my house yesterday

Wtf no just call the police and report a prowler. Unless you wanna end up the one going to jail.

>>73262692
>Unless you wanna end up the one going to jail.
Why would that happen? Sounds easier just to take him out.

>>73262692
Is he, dare I say it... a Prowler in the Yard?

He's literally walking in circles around the area in front. He's "on his phone" but I think he's bullshitting. He's fidgety and looks uber suspicious.

>>73262822
is he on your property? walk out and say something

>>73262678
>>73262822
call the cops man. not worth it to try to instigate a fight and possibly get yourself hurt.

>>73262822
is he black?

>>73262678
there is only one:

Carmina Burana

>>73262822
/x/ would love this shit.

>>73262822
call the cops you fucking spaz

>>73262822
That's a very common MO for prowlers to pretend talking on the phone.

>>73262854
There's stop sign on a side walk adjacent to my house. My house is sort of in a cul de sac, but not really since the road passes through the place entirely. I don't know what you'd call it. He always walks slower when he's passing my house.

>>73262874
I don't know man.

>>73262892
He is wearing a hoodie but I can't tell.

>>73262964
Just call the police idiot

OP is a criminal himself. What a shock.

>>73262929
I'll consider it but if he does anything, a cop won't be able to stop it in time.

>>73262946
I thought so

>>73262985
Then call them now before he does anything!!!!!

>>73262981
>self-defense
>criminal
oh, son

>>73262997
Wut no that's why OP doesn't wanna call the cops. Either drugs or warrants.

>>73262892
Okay. I just saw his face under the lantern. He is not white but I'm not so sure he's black. Looks more Middle Eastern.

>>73263016
No, calling the cops does not seem useful. The nearest police station is in the nearest city, which is like a 45-minute drive. This is Texas, mind you.

>>73263032
Do you have a gun?

>>73262822
record him OP.

>>73263032
Uh huh right. That's what they all say. You are aware that all the cops aren't at the station then slide down a fire pole right? And that's just for starters. It's ok I know there is something criminal about you. It's fine.

>>73263044
Surprisingly no. Just a big black bat I have had for like a decade now. It's important to note that this is very odd for this to happen. I have seen some white people pass through here just because they're teens going back to their parents house in the area. This kid looks patently out of place and is probably from the city.

Ask him if he likes Neutral Milk Hotel.

>>73263058
You sure haven't been to West Texas, have you?

Play some music loudly and turn the lights on if its night time. He shouldn't break in if there are
people inside

>>73263075
Okay, I'll do this. Any suggestions?

>>73263061
he already said he wasn't white

>>73263073
Then why dont you want him to break in so you have an excuse to brain him?

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>>73263085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_SXJ18EkNw

>>73263099
You're purposefully ignoring context that destroys your assertion and it's embarrassing to witness.

>>73263114
Okay, plugging in my Bose speakers for this.

i feel like i have seen this thread before and it wasnt yesterday

>>73263124
No I'm not. You're just a liar. Typical criminal behavior.

>>73263133
I mean I only posted this yesterday because this kid had been on the street across from my house talking on his phone. He walked around and then just abruptly left. Never posted anything before because I have never had anything like this happen.

Okay. I'm going to play this as loud as I can.

>>73263143
That's not me you're responding to btw.

>>73263143
Wouldn't your disbelief be your problem then? I'm not even OP, you're just being a fag.

>>73263160
Stfu moran

Hey OP, I'm a little nervous for you. Are you physically bigger than he is? Is he still there? Why not call the cops now, just in case, and then you can call and say he's gone or it's over later? I think you should call them now and get a weapon ready.

He looked straight at my house, not at the top windows where I am though. He's not fucking leaving! He sort of looks like Rami Malek.

I got you senpai

https://youtu.be/3N8qc_bktRE

>>73263184
where in tx are u? i can come gut him for u

>>73263184
Sounds kind of hot. Do you live alone? What kind of neighborhood, what kind of house?

>>73263183
I already explained. OP is a criminal too. He has drugs, warrants or both and needs to be taken off the street and he knows it.

>>73263184
Just call the cops retard

>>73263210
Oh no! I'm listening to joanna newsom,

OP confirmed illegal immigrant

>>73263210
No wonder he won't call the cops, the fucking retard.

OP, if you're a drug dealer then you deserved this.

OP sells pickle kush and school bus xans confirmed

OP give me ur address and ill come solve ur little problem

he's doing something on his phone now.

officially called the Lubbock police. They said it'll take 35-40 minutes.

>>73263197
No time

>>73263199
Yes, this is an affluent area but this is my parent's house and they go on vacation for the whole summer. It's a two-story house, sort of like a mcmansion.

>>73263183
Unfortunately, yeah. He must be at least 6'3''. He's skinny though.

>>73263241
I was born in this same town.

>>73263284
Good because they don't have to get there before he leaves. If they find him 20 miles away they can stop him and question him.

>>73263284
proud of you ANON i hope you make it through I love you!

Do you have nothing better to do on a Friday than shitposting in a /b/-tier thread on /mu/?

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>>73263184
whawti f s's freally armi makle

>>73263325
i didn like the show miter robit,part in shrink office Very dumb Very redit

https://everythingis-sad.bandcamp.com/releases
released April 12, 2017

>I went away to see an old friend of mine

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>>73263340
forogt pic ture

>>73263317
G'day mate!

>>73262678

lol
i am currently being sodomized by a (ow) meathook (oh) /mu...

music for (AAAAAAAAHHHHH) this feel?

he just took his hoodie off and is wearing a yellow t-shirt and has darker skin than I thought. Sort of looks like Benjamin Clementine but a fairer complexion. Intimidating figure tbqh. Definitely doesn't belong around here. Not trying to be racist but it's true.

>>73263317
I stay up late and browse /mu/ anyways. Literally wanted music to take this fucker out if push came to shove.

>>73263369
Do you like the dry heeves?

>>73263398
They're okay. Saw them live twice.

>>73263413
Good cause you'll be performing them soon

>>73263419
lol what?

>>73262822
lol
i bet he's

ON THE PHONE!

stop cancering /mu/ with this shit

i talk on my phone outside all the time

>>73263413
Oh cool. I'm listening to Judiciary now. I actually like this but they need a new singer or someone needs to write the melodies for him.

>>73263432
It's literally a common MO for prowlers.

>>73263369
>I stay up late and browse /mu/ anyways. Literally wanted music to take this fucker out if push came to shove.
Just go to /b/. We have enough shitposting and low quality threads as it is.

>>73263432
You talk on your phone in the middle of a rural town of just houses at 2:00 AM?

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>>73262946
>>73263441
why say same thing two time

>>73263457
I do when I'm bouta rob them lol. Good thing I found this thread, thanks for letting me know the cops are otw

Uh oh I just thought of something. Did you blast your music OP?

>>73263441
it s also literally a common MO for people on the fucking phone who arent paranoid and racist.
>>73263457
do you know who im talking to?
do you know their time zone?
fuck you

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>>73263444
Seriously wanted music recs. I'm playing Black Flag's Damaged pretty loudly now and now he's staying on the other side of the street.

>>73263460
See
>>73263473
See
>>73263303

>>73263474
???????

what if he's calling the cops on you for playing your music too loud?

>>73263484
Lol it isn't illegal to be outside at 3am and you have zero proof of me doing anything suspicious. I'll just wait until you're asleep

>>73263478
>do you know who im talking to?
>do you know their time zone?
>fuck you
this is town is whiter than a salt flat. you don't see dark-skinned gentleman in hoodies talking on the phone outside your house in a small neighborhood in rural Texas.

>>73263487
Especially earlier when he looked right at your house. Were you blasting music?

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lol op
i dont know why you scared a nigga outside when im in the closet waiting lol

>>73263498
Wanna bet? This is Texas motherfucker. Better hope for no warrants and that's just for starters.

>>73263501
I'm OP and yes I was.

>>73262678
wow i haven't seen a thread this off topic since like 2012

brings a tear to my eye

>>73263499
oh shit its hot and i dont want mamma listening to me talk think i ll go outside

faggot

>>73263519
Uh oh. Well lets change the subject. Do you not like Judiciary? That was really good but they definitely need a new singer. You should audition.

>>73263501
what the heck were you thinking anon i'm scared

>>73263535
You dumbfuck

>>73263536
Please explain anon you're freaking me out

>>73263545
sister fucker

fuck fuck fuck. they're earlier than I thought they would be. the kid is trying to jump my fucking fence to hide around my house. fuck fuck fuck. i better stop posting. fucking christ. I only have a fucking bat.

>>73262678
it's jeff the killer dude you're fucked xd

>>73263555
Uh stepsister thank you very much

>>73263556
good luck op :((

fuck
ive got he bat deep in my ass but hoodie negro is breakin in
cant get it out to defend myself like an alpha white man
jesus dont let them find me like this oiutrwee

>>73263556
Aaa! Tell the cops he's in the yard!

OP quick, before it's too late
whats your favorite album?

>>73263556
Well, at least the killer is hot

>>73263593
10/10

Quick OP what's your aotysf??

The house is really secured so I'm not too scared. Although, the guy fucking smashed the street lantern when he heard the sirens and now it's that absolute darkness of night out.

>>73263592
calling now...

>>73263556
lol i hope he really does rob u ya racist piece of shit

>>73263584
OP WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ALBUM?

>>73263605
I fucking love you anon! I am afraid for you! I am listening to Fiona apple

>>73263594
OH GOD HES FLEXING HIS PERFECT NEGRO PECS
FUCK OH FUCK HES PULLING OPUT HIS MASSIVE PERFECT NEGRO PENIS
HES STICKING IT IN MY MOUHYBUFDTDTDYTDYTF
MMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMM
OHNGOD
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

How do you feel about Nine Inch Nails?
Please OP please respond dear god

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>>73263627

>>73263609
bitch have you ever been to anywhere in america outside of a major city center

welcome to the real world cunt

>>73263630
C-
C
CC-
CLOSER
TO
G
G-
GODDD

Are people really this pathetic, or are they just shitposting? Some guy is casing your house and you want to listen to music and post on /mu/? Beating them up won't solve anything since he'll likely run and come back later when you're not home, or is armed himself. If you really think he's going to break in then he likely has tools or weapons. Just call the cops.

I'm guessing this is all bullshit anyways, but it's pretty entertaining I guess.

>>73263630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwKpbGZe5Y

okay, so he's hiding behind a bush that is behind my house. told the police and then they just hung up. expected them to tell me to stay on the line lol okay.

tried to take a pic without flash (obviously) and it was just absolutely black. guess that won't do anything.

>>73263593
>>73263604
fuck you, probably The Drift and async

>>73263609
not racist

>>73263656
dude stop being a buzzkill and enjoy the shitposting like everyone else

>>73263664
>dude stop being a buzzkill and enjoy the shitposting like everyone else FAGGOT BITCH

>>73262678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3TGn9i8VXc

>>73263664

If you blast The Drift really loudly it'll probably spook him away because he'll think you're a cultist.

OH
OH GOD HES GOT MY BAT
HES TWISTING IT DEEP IN MY ASS
FUCK IT FEELS SO GOOD
HIS MUSCLES ARE PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND BLACK
FUCK IM GONNA CUM
FUCK OH OH OHOOJP

>>73263678
whoa uncalled for man

>>73263664
async is my #3 for this year
Good taste

>>73263656
read the thread. I wish this was bullshit. Yet again, I'm not as scared as other people whose houses around me should be because ours was made for situations like this. the windows are incredibly thick and there really isn't anywhere he could get in unless he climbed on the roof and went down the chimney. the police are just staying on the other side and not doing anything. I don't know what their game plan is.

>>73263680
GOD THAT IS SUCH PATHETIC MUSIC

>>73263707
you are living my dream life with that sense of security. i really want to know that feeling. what city or state do you live in?

t. brooklyn apartment

>>73263699
>>73263707
lol
totaly called for
im the police
we're out back smokin meth til theres a nigger to kill

>>73263727
wow texas sounds fun

>>73263664
>The Drift
Did you hear Virus - Memento Collider from last year out of Norway? I think you'd really like it.

>>73263721
fuck you
new york is practically disney land

source: decade of black out drunkenness in brooklyn

>>73263721
don't really want to say the town name because it's really small but it's north of Lubbock, Texas. A lot of people have massive houses in this state. My parents are bankers so that's why.

>>73263721
is brooklyn as lame as i imagine it to be?

>>73263742
Didn't want a town name, sorry I forgot to read earlier that you said Texas. I used to live in North Dallas, I fucking hate that place. Do you like your town?

>>73263731
its not
you know how much cum daddy had to swallow?
>>73263742
a fucking lot

left me jars to finish. its hard work, but im a trooper.

>>73263745
no, but you are as lame as brooklyn imagines you are.

>>73263742
>bankers
Uh oh people will specifically target you especially in a small town. If they arrest him I bet they request their bank footage.

>>73263721
lol
what >>73263740 says

are you a small woman?

>>73263745
Depends on who you are. For me, no, I like Brooklyn. I like to ride my bike in prospect park and down ocean parkway to coney island. I like the record stores and I like the houses. I like the different neighborhoods. I don't like the Orthodox Jews. I like the libraries. I like the farmer's markets
>>73263740
Maye you are right, but often I don't feel safe in my apartment. I would love to be OP living in a space-age tech house like the beginning of The Purge.

>>73263769
i bet
OP requests a 'donation'

in the anusatorium

>>73263778
Yes. Well, if 5'6" is small.

Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers lives in Brooklyn now. He's kinda hard to miss.

>>73263795
manlet

>>73263795
is that metric?
post cuntlet

>>73263795
oh ok. that's fair then i guess

>>73263801
/fit/
>>73263805
blue board
>>73263807
>>73263807
Maybe so. The jews unnerve me the most, though, as i said before.

OP, are you ok?

>>73263824
don't know what to say. he's literally in the same place and so are the police. my house is contained around a thick, tall black fence so it's hard to maneuver without it open. turned off every light and am just sitting on the floor below my desk with my laptop.

>>73263756
>Do you like your town?
Nope, most of this state is just awful. Only back here because the college year is over.

>>73263860
100% guaranteed they've called for backup and are waiting. I'd get your camera ready.

>>73263860
bizarre... are you able to communicate with the police outside? i'm sorry your town sucks. hope you get out of there soon. come to brooklyn :)

>>73263860
take photo faggot

do an ocular pat down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uSn98gkT1Y

just heard glass crash. can't post.

>>73263915
>can't post
u jus did bich

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>>73263915

>>73263915
oh god fuck texas

¿So is OP still here? We're going to need some funeralcore, maybe.

>>73263915
ur butthole boutta get fuked by an arab anon

>>73263915
come back to 4chan i thought your house was safe

>>73262678
pics or i command everyone to leave this bullshit thread.

even take a pic of the cop car or the street light.

>>73264021
oh yeah good idea

Or your feet whichever

isn't it starting to get bright out? (jesus christ)

>>73264046
At least 3 more hours

Start playing black metal! he might run away!

>>73264046
It's like 2 am in Texas u dink

>>73264064
3:45

>>73264085
racist piece of trash

>>73264085
Is that his cock?

>>73264021
alright guys, abandon thread. OP is indeed a faggot.

>>73264064
>>73264050
Sorry forgot time difference

>>73264085
what the fuck is that line, a camera defect?

>>73264100
Dubs confirm board leader.

>>73264117
:( I liked the thread

>>73264091
>>73264095
>>73264110
pic got taken down OP confirmed for being on some slenderman leave shit this thread is now /x/ not a drill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRlE26Y0lWY

I was playing that song when I opened this thread. I think it's fitting.

>>73264138
i missed the pic, anyone who saw it what was it?

>>73264149
BBC

OP is getting raped right now

Nice music thread

>>73264149
hard to tell it was too dark, looked like an empty room thought I saw some figure standing in it tho

>>73264156
What's the most fitting song for when you're being raped by a bbc?

>>73264149
pretty much a whole black picture with some sort o

Okay, back now. So that stupid fuck managed to jump over my fence and into the neighbor's yard, who are away for the month. I guess he had broken through their window or something because I heard glass crack although I don't see a broken window, however it's completely dark so who knows. The police tried to get into their house but before they could he ran back and climbed over my fence and is back here. fucking christ. I stopped posting because the shattering sound sounded too close for comfort. I couldn't make out what was happening until about a couple minutes ago.

>>73264168
And you haven't taken pics yet because?

>>73264168
Thank god you're back, OP! I missed you. I still love you. I'm so sorry you're going through this stressful situation right now. Thanks for sharing the experience with us. Jesus!

clicked away for mere 2hrs and miss everything, damndamndamndamndamndamndamn

>>73264168
if its "completely dark" how do you know all of this is going on?

>>73264191
Busted

OP try lighting a fart when you take the picture. Just enough light for an iPhone to capture some more detail, without drawing attention to yourself.

Guys, OP lives in Lubbock. Stop worrying, the world would greatly benefit from having everyone in that trash city be murdered.

>>73264217
Whoa dude

he became some 6'3" rappers next rap bar

>>73264175
Because I tried with this old Motorola phone I had in a drawer in this room and every picture is just black. I have no other phones in this room and I'm not going out of this room FFS. I don't know 100% if every single door/window is sealed since I also have a garage that I'm not sure about. Plus I've already put my bed over the door. Also, I never posted any photos so I don't know who did.

>>73264191
sound and motion. he's wearing a yellow shirt, as I said earlier. That's why I can sort of make him out with my eyes.

>>73264217
I agree. I live outside of Lubbock though.

>>73264235
Why did you try with an old phone and not your smartphone?

>>73262678

Police report:
"the device of the deceased was found close by. the last communication seemed to have been done anonymously through 4chan. what a dumbass"

>>73264235
>Plus I've already put my bed over the door
so initially u made this thread to prepare urself to beat him
now ur cowering like a little girl
nice

>>73264224
t. someone who's never spent any significant time in lubbock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJpfhuYby2E
Play this as loud as possible. I bet he'll leave.

>>73262964
>I don't know man

Stopped reading there
>hurr can't go with the solution that would actually resolve this problem, gotta keep my internet friends entertained

>>73264295
read le thread, epic friend

>>73264295
>friends
as if
i fucking hate this guy im just here in hopes that he gets fucked up

>>73264270
ok and who tf lives in texas and doesnt own a gun? i call bullshit

>>73263656
>Are people this pathetic?
Considering that OP's probably a rich, spoiled faggot, sometimes

>>73264261
Because I'm back from college. This isn't my bedroom. My phone is downstairs. I ran up here when I saw him come back again. Forgot my phone.

>>73264269
fight or flight (sort of)

>>73264340
My parents are wimps originally from Massachusetts.


okay this phone is working now. one sec. the situation has not changed fyi.

Calling the cops is not ideal. I'm not even a criminal.

Neighbor calls them for everything and it bugs.

>>73264349
wtf are the cops doing? just standing around w their thumbs up each others ass? why havent u spoken w them?

>>73264340
I live in Texas and don't own a gun thankfully. I'm very prone to alcoholic blackouts.

>>73264368
>>73264368
>>73264368
>>73264368
>>73264368
>>73264368

>>73264349
Post a simple test shot first like your feet or something.

Just stop replying to this thread people. This isn't a music related thread first of all and OP clearly won't post any photos.
>>73263317
>>73264021

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this phone fucking sucks. this is all I can see out this room's window.

>>73264409
OP, you suck. This thread was fun and then you ruined it.

>>73264409
See
>>73264393

>>73264409
Irrefutable proof right there.

>>73264263
Kek

>>73264409
why aren't there any street lights assuming you aren't just larping... do you live in the middle of the woods

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>>73262678

>>73264409
S L E N D E R
M
A
N

>>73264419
there's no flash. there is no light in here. you want me to take a pic of nothing?

>>73264451
Use your computer as illumination

>>73264432
supposedly...
>>73263605

>>73264451
just turn a light on he knows you're home this is taking so long ugh obviously fake but i just want something from you you stupid idiot you could at LEAST post feet fuck

another cruiser pulled up. called the department and she said she has nothing new to tell me. WTF, I don't know what's happening!

>>73264417
what?

>>73264432
As I said >>73263605

>>73264480
Just go to:
>>>/x/

>>73264480
Your dumb fucking all-black pictures. If your house is so safe, go get your smartphone. If your house is so safe, turn on a light. Come on. Send nudes.

the fucker is running to jump over my back fence now! what should I do?

>>73264494
>>73264486

quick!

>>73264494
Go to sleep it's late

>>73264494
this is getting soooo borringggggggg why do i feel liek i have to stay

>>73263915
THERS A FUCKING DOG IN HERE

>>73264514
>>73264515
fuck /mu/ then. I'm taking this to another board.

>>73264531
ok bye. all the drama is over anyway. go fail in another board

>>73264531
good

>>73264531
>whining about not posting music in /mu/
come on OP
>inb4 hivemind Wtf, I hate OP now

>>73264531
just come back n link me up senpai
im w this guy >>73264515

>>73264523
What?

>>73264554
I DIED IN THE PROCESS

>>73264547
No I like op it's just that it's 530 where I am and I'm very tired and would like some sleep soon and would prefer resolution

>>73264567
It's 5:30 here, too. I'm the brooklyn girl from earlier. Where are you?

>>73264563
Is this a meme?

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>>73264554

I can't sleep guys. I need a girlfriend bad holy shit

>>73264573
Philly

>>73264585
Got friends who graduated from PAFA. Enjoy the city. I like your sports.

>>73264577
Oh it is a meme

>>73264593
It's awful and I hate pafa and sports but thanks

>>73264584
Just drink a lot like I do buddy

>>73264584
I too crave romance

>>73264584
get into kpop
get a waifu

>>73264620
then listen to love songs while daydreaming about you and your waifu doing stuff together.
then cry every night knowing you will never even see her in real life and hoping someone would hold you close and tell you they love you.

>tfw itchy asshole

where did op go?

>>73264640
its the fabric of what you're wearing for sure
or AIDS

>>73264640
OP got raped

>>73264652
I'm not wearing anything rn desu

>>73264668
very nice

: )