> on my way to my car after finishing one of my summer lectures
>over hear somebody playing ariel pink - lipstick
>get close and its a girl playing it on her macbook
>say fuck it and go over and talk to her
> tells me shes a huge ariel pink fan
>ask her whats her fav releases of his besides pom pom
>said she didn't know he made other stuff besides "the album with baby"
>ignore it anyway because some ppl just don't care like that
>keep talking to her to hopefully get her number
>tells me she thinks im cool but shes in a Polyamorous Relationship with girls only
>tell her its cool but would she mind looking after my boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N6EecRJu60
>she says huh?
> i say you know my balls? quick handjob wouldn't hurt m'lady!
>gets offended and tells me to fuck off
women huh lads?
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