Post your top ten artists and others judge you in whatever fashion

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>Josquin Des Prez
>Hector Berlioz
>Claudio Monteverdi
>Antonio Vivaldi
>Orlande de Lassus
>Heinrich Schütz
>Emilio De'Cavalieri
>Tomaso Albinoni
>Michel Richard Delalande
>Jan Dismas Zelenka
>>73241183
You seem like the kind of person who tried smoking but didn't quite like it.

>ass
>mass
>grass
>sass
>gas
>pass
>lass
>crass
>brass
>ass

>Radiohead
>Jeff Buckley
>Bjork
>Gotye
>Aphex Twin
>Bloc Party
>Panda Bear
>Daft Punk
>The Avalanches
>DJ Shadow

>>73241571
You have smoked before

>>73241571
You're into wine tasting and Italian poetry. Also a hypochondriac.
>>73241618
You like sticking your tongue into ass.
>>73241767
You're a young guy with a boring taste in music.

>>73241183
You frequent /fa/ or atleast try to dress in a professional manner.
>>73241571
That's not your picture. You enjoy reading nonfiction.
>>73241767
New, underage or both.

In no order
>Talk Talk
>Xiu Xiu
>Primus
>The Police
>King Crimson
>RP Boo
>Dead Can Dance
>Lovesliescrushing
>Sporting Life
>Deerhoof

Haha. Roast me. In no particular order

>RHCP
>Faith No More
>King Crimson
>MF Doom
>Meme Grips
>Captain Beefheart
>Kanye West
>Radiohead
>The Doors
>Frank Zappa

>>73241618
You are 12 and easily bored

>Jimi Hendrix
>Fats Waller
>J Dilla
>MF DOOM
>Blind Blake
>Blind Lemon Jefferson
>Sly & The Family
>James Brown
>Charley Patton
>T-Bone Walker

>>73242297
You're a tripfag, you want to stick your penis inside mentally unstable, you prefer strawberry over chocolate
>>73242387
>Roast me
You're obviously someone that doesn't belong here and would be better of to reddit or youtube comments. This place is too paleolithic for new age hipsters and their presence here only destroys it.

>Alice in Chains
>Ghost
>Pain
>Static X
>Subvision
>Soundgarden

>>73242524
You are 50 years old, two kids and a mortage. Kayne and radiohead are only to try to get closer to your sons

>Converge
>Gojira
>Zao
>A perfect circle
>Radiohead
>Dir en Grey
>Dillinger escape plan
>Frodus
>Elliot Smith
>Johnny Cash

>>73242597
You pretend to know a lot of music and culture, maybe a mid-high class 20-27 year old.

lol blog posts

>>73241996
>You're a young guy with a boring taste in music
Boring guy with young taste in music actually
but yeah

>The Doors
>Jefferson Airplane
>WAR
>The Notorious B.I.G
>Elton John
>Eric Clapton
>The Beatles
>David Bovie
>Fleetwood Mac
>AC/DC
>Earth, Wind, and Fire

>>73242584
Do you have trouble with your parents?

>Queen
>Blue Öyster Cult
>UFO
>Night Ranger
>Pat Benatar
>Electric Light Orchestra
>ZZ Top
>Tiny Tim (for real he's my nigga)
>Billy Joel
>Supertramp

> Neil Young
> Grandaddy
> Steely Dan
> Cocteau Twins
> John Zorn
> Jean-Luc Ponty
> Pat Metheny
> Goblin
> The Stranglers

>OM
>Juicy J
>Melvins
>Tobacco
>Acid Mothers Temple
>Townes Van Zandt
>Sun Ra
>Sleep
>Ween
>Ramones

>>73242905
Did you pick your favorites off the radio?

pls no bully

>Nicolas Jaar
>Boys Noize
>Daft Punk
>Hella
>Kikagaku Moyo
>Royksopp
>Foxing
>TTNG
>Flying Lotus
>Wavves

>>73241571
You study music, but you're wondering whether you should quit your dream of performing and become a high school music teacher instead.

Don't quit.

>>73241618
weed will start making you more anxious than happy in five years

>>73241767
you wear chinos and a v neck, and you've had two girlfriends so far in high school. you're the kind of kid I would have been friends with, probably

stop smoking cigarettes now, it's only going to get worse

>>73242297
mid to late twenties, you wear scarves in the fall, you have a reasonably healthy relationship with your father

>>73242387
you listened to captain beefheart only after learning that the creator of the Simpsons loves captain beefheart

>>73242524
you're one of those white people that can carry a comfortable conversation with the black hobo on the train

>>73242597
you own a guitar but you can't play that many songs on it, and you've forced a taste for whiskey

>>73242942
Wishes they were born 30 years ago, but if they were they would have picked the most popular artists of the 40's and 50's.

>>73241183
>Les Rallizes Denudes
>Fishmans
>Current 93
>Boris
>Jandek
>Aphex Twin
>Douji Morita
>Suishou No Fune
>The Pillows
>Jun Togawa

>>73242996
I like it. Grandaddy especially.

>>73243094
Idk how to defend myself honestly. I just don't feel a lot from any of todaysome artists. Like I listen to them and enjoy their music but I never connect to them. Also >Tiny Tim >UFO >Most Popular

>johnny cash
>CCR
>buffalo springfield
>earth wind and fire
>wheeler walker jr
>katy perry (a year ago)
>vulvodnyia
>gorgasm
>death
>kermit the frog

According to Winamp, in order

>Wiz Khalifa
>Gojira
>Opeth
>Devin Townsend
>God Is an Astronaut
>Hybrid
>Black Mill
>Kodomo
>Graveworm
>Hypocrisy

>>73243242
So edgy that I smoke weed and listen to metal. Even more edgy I listen to music by blacks.

>>73243229
Wants attention so bad they'd lie about their tastes on the internet.

>>73243288
>blacks
But it's only 1 guy

Cocteau Twins
Junior Boys
Ride
Machine Girl
Soulwax
Luomo
Modjo
Portishead
Thee Oh Sees
Astro
Neon Indian

>>73243229
I would wager you have facial hair
>>73243082
you enjoy speeding down the highway on a sunny day

>Bruce Springsteen
>Kate Bush
>New Order
>The Replacements
>Jawbreaker
>The Smiths
>Radiohead
>Brand New
>Misfits
>My Chemical Romance

>>73243062
Yes, I've got the most basic taste here

>>73243382
Doesn't matter, they mentioned him first.

Fleetwood Mac
Stevie Nicks
Kylie Minogue
Doves
Céline Dion
f(x)
Lady Gaga
Madonna
Barbra Streisand
Cher

>>73243242
you drink more than the average man does

>>73243394
you don't read as much as you want to

>>73243358
wrong

>>73243394
what gave it away

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>led zeppelin
>muse
>kanye west
>BROCKHAMPTON
>red hot chili peppers
>black sabbath
>Cream
>Jimi Hendrix
>Primus (because Les Claypool)
>Edge Grips

Im prepared to be bullied

>>73243399
you are wearing glasses

>>73243511
go back to la

>Radiohead
>The Sundays
> Nick Drake
>Pink Floyd
> New Order
>Ride
>Arcade Fire
>The Cure
>Battles
>The Smiths

>>73243394
cool shit
>>73242387
for some reason, i dont like your taste

Aphex Twin
Boards of Canada
The Avalanches
Oneohtrix Point Never
Fishmans
Sweet Trip
Boris
J Dilla
Hideki Naganuma
Fuck Buttons

>>73243511
Has stolen from friends

>>73243555
Introverted but gets trips

>>73243563
Still in High School

>Killing Joke
>Severed Heads
>Curve
>Chrome
>Genesis
>iamamiwhoami
>U.K.
>Steely Dan
>Prong
>The Fall

Not in any particular order
>Andres Calamaro
>Pink Floyd
>Nirvana
>yes
>Beatles
>AC/DC
>Led zeppelin
>Gustavo Cerati
>Callejeros
>Jimi Hendrix

>>73243730
>I'm a sperm cell in my dad's balls and I listen to real music not Justin Beiber

>>73243876
what

>>73241183
no order

>William Basinski
>Animal Collective
>Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
>Swans
>The Beatles
>Death Grips
>Daft Punk
>Ween
>MF Doom also Madlib
>Sun Ra

inb4 memes

>The Raveonettes
>Nick Cave (and the Bad Seeds)
>Tame Impala
>The White Stripes
>Phillip Boa & The Voodooclub
>Violent Femmes
>Pink Floyd
>Animal Collective
>Swans
>Moondog

no bully pls

>>73243082
>pls no bully
>>Nicolas Jaar
>>Boys Noize
>>Daft Punk
>>Hella
>>Kikagaku Moyo
>>Royksopp
>>Foxing
>>TTNG
>>Flying Lotus
>>Wavves
18, you've been here a while and wish you'd grown a bit more than you have. You've got a music project you've been working on but aren't sure if you're good enough to commit to it.
>>>73242297 (You)
>mid to late twenties, you wear scarves in the fall, you have a reasonably healthy relationship with your father
22, only wear scarves when it's really cold and I'm in my nice coat and while I would never say my relationship with my dad is bad I low key wish we were a little closer, maybe that he was a little less hands off recently. He knows I'm not stupid and able to handle myself but he really never asked to see any of the films I made or read anything I wrote while in college. I know my mom would have.
Sorry for blogposting, that just kind of hit me and I've had a few drinks with my roommate.

>>73242528
Only sometimes is strawberry better (vanilla is my go to) and I do find myself drawn to girls that seem a little off.

forgive me lord for this lazypost

>Graham Lambkin
>Lil B
>Xiu Xiu
>Dean Blunt
>Phil Elverum/Mount Eerie
>Smog/Bill Callahan
>Mark Kozelek/Sun Kil Moon
>Sean McCann
>William Basinski
>Oneohtrix Point Never

>>73244708
No. Guess shit, loser.

>>73242905
I love moma and popa