There isn't a single fucking memorable Eminem verse. Prove

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must've been Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed them both then smeared blood on the white Bronco
(We did it)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player
Just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray a aerosol can up at the ozone layer
My rap style's warped
I'm running out the morgue
With your dead grandmother's corpse
To throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm 'bout as normal as Norman Bates
With deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother, are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone please explain to my brain
That I just severed the main vein
With a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sigh
Either I'm high, or I'm nuts
‘Cause if you ain't tilting this room, neither am I (Woah)
So when you see your mom with a thermometer
Shoved in her ass, then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
‘Cause when I drop this solo shit, it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it

>>73234387
Lmao what everybody knows an Eminem verse
You have to be living under a rock to not know at least ONE Eminem song

>>73234387
Every English speaking person on the planet knows every word of Lose Yourself.

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Must be why they call it window pain

>>73234387
SWEATY

>>73234387
The whole of Lose Yourself and Stan

IM NOT AFRAID (NOT AFRAID)

>There's vomit on his sweater already; Mom's spaghetti.

every normal human stopped listening eminem at least 6 years ago

>>73234542
MOM'S SPAGHETTI

>>73234387
Failed thread, you forgot
> inb4 mom's spaghetti

>>73234387
I SAW THEM EYES LIKE AN ASS RAPER

but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti

I take seven kids from Columbine, stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time

You're walkin' down a horror corridor
It's almost 4 in the morning and you're in a
Nightmare, it's horrible
Right there's the coroner
Waiting for ya to turn the corner so he can corner ya
You're a goner he's onto ya
Out the corner of his cornea he just saw you run
All you want is to rest 'cause you can't run anymore you're done
All he wants is to kill you in front of an audience
While everybody is watching in the party applauding it
Here I sit while I'm caught up in deep, thought again
Contemplating my next plot again
Swallowing a klonopin while I'm nodding in and out on the ottoman
At the Ramada inn, holdin' on to the pill bottle then
Lick my finger and swirl it round the bottom and make sure I got all of it
Wake up naked at McDonald's with
Blood all over me, Dead bodies behind the counter, shit
Guess I must have just blacked out again
Not again

There's 2 on Renegade.

>>73234387
Life, by Marshall Mathers.

>>73234452
Spanish speaking people don't give a fuck for Eminem, they prefer stay in a low creative spanish songs status like Shakira or Ricky Martin. P.S. I'm on vacation in Mexico