>hits random keys while playing pop music >whitey:

Black people have the little keys because they have big dicks. White people get the average keys and the average dick. Some racist genius should add another layer of massive yellow keys beneath the white keys that play the overtones.

>hits random keys
not even believable bait

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>plays power chords and yells
>whitey: wow this is punk music

>>73224373
not even bait btw

>>73224370
only racist i see here is you

why dont you fuck off to /poll/ and never talk music again, racist
insecure lying black boys are fucking pathetic

>>73224654

U fucking betch

>>73224837
bepis

>>73224377
i mean, that's what most punk rock is

the ramones suck dick though

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>makes same album ten times
>australians:oy m8 these riffs are stellar

>>73224322
If he cleaned that dust off his piano would he lose his jazz magic?

>>73226185
Only if he were to also scrub away the dirt underneath his fingernails, but really, why would we wan't him to lose his jazz magic?

>>73224377
>Christgau: *elaborate one-sentence critique so esoteric and incomprehensively sophisticated that you're not sure if it's a compliment or an insult, might be both, no idea* 10/10

>>73226479
Cause I wanna take it. I'm so tired of being a white jive turkey.

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>can't find his station on the radio
>whitey: wow this is artistic

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>>73224322
>plagiarises a song from a coke advert
>bongs: oi m8 this is proper music

>>73226567
>implying anyone other than Noel would be able to make a hit song by ripping off a fucking coke commercial.

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*glass breaks*
whitey: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73224654
LMAO get fucked Chang

>>73226503
Is this actually real? Knowing that the New York Dolls are one of his favorite bands, it wouldn't surprise me.