Post your favorite album and the weirdest thing you've done.

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I started browsing 4chan

>>73188949
Fucking freak

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my life's pretty boring I don't really do anything weird

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Cummed on belly and then ate it

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>>73188939
Slashed my ex's tires and tried to set her car on fire.

>>73189015
Nice. What do you mean try? How did you fuck up?

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almost died from choking on a chicken wrap, while running to a fist fight to help a friend out. bonus: three of my friends who are are all larger than me were ahead of me anyways so i didn't need to run. extra bonus: there was no fist fight, someone just thought an argument was a fight.

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Burgled three $400 fountain pens and one $700 fountain pen from a tennis club. Also got like $150 cash and caused like $200 in damages.

I was spotted by a security camera. It wasn't attached to anything so I took it too. Threw it in a pond.

>>73189028
It didn't stay lit/catch fire, it burned out very quickly.

That, and the fact I was caught.
Not because of the video, because I thought to wear a mask.
Not because of fingerprints, because I wore gloves.
Not because of the note I left, which I had used magazine clippings to put together so it wouldn't be my handwriting.

But because I had sent messages on my facebook to my best friend of what I did, and his mother found them & showed the cops.

So yeah.

My choices were 1 year prison time and become a felon, or be in the court program I'm currently in & be unable to do drugs of any kind and under constant watch starting last july and ending july 2018.

I've begun to wonder which was the better choice at this point.

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I went to a new years event in this town where everyone dressed up and partiedon the street anyway, dressed as a girl mini skirt make up the lot and got blackout drunk cant remember a fucking thing got woke up by the police next morning led on some random sofa in some random house and some old guy just smiling, they told me i broke into his house and just slept there (cant deny or confirm cant remember anything) he didnt care though he thought i was dead which is odd.

I then had to hitchhike home dressed as a girl on a sunny new years day.

>>73189263
>the only good album they did
they did at least 2 other good albums

>>73189355
oh ye whats that AM and that gay shit with miles kane? haha

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I masturbated in a bathroom stall at college (something I do often), and I'm pretty sure that one of my professors could notice me and my deed through the crack of the door. To this day I'm not sure if he really knows anything, and I'll unfortunately have to live with the weight of this question for the next two years, as I still have a few classes left with him. Hopefully he'll forget by the time I'll need a letter of recommendation written.

>>73189374
>Whatever people say I am
>Favourite Worse Nightmare
>even AM and SIAS are decent
And if you're including the gay shit with miles kate, both of those albums have been pretty solid, especially the age of understatement

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I jizzed into a girl's sports bra and put it back in her bag.

>>73188939
dude that is so fucked up i don't even want to think of that as a possibility of human behaviour, fuck, what is wrong with you

>>73189587
that's hot

genuinely love a lot of this album however i mostly just listen to what people say is ok to like. so yeah i guess nu-male core but i do actually love it so idk what that makes me

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Not exactly weird, but still pretty stupid: when I was really young, I used my moms phone to call the cops and tell them that there was a flood at a beach in the city I lived in.
There wasn't actually a flood; I just assumed that, because there was a bunch of water there and some of it was washing onto the shore, there was a flood.

>>73190416
>there is a flood in the ocean

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I urinated on my roommate, his bed and everything around it.

>>73188939
>i stood outside my roommate's room.
So, you stood outside your room?

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I stopped using my baby bottle at the age of 10.

>>73188939
Literal cuck
>>73190258
Stop worrying what people say. That makes you a faggot, not the simple act of enjoying things.

>>73189144
>$700 pen

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I dated a trap for a year without realizing she wasn't a she.

>>73190713
why? were you on lsd?

>>73190744
Kek

>>73192339
>dating someone for a year without any sex
how you want your life senpai

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I fell in love :(

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agreed to date my autistic former best friend

>>73192842
What was that like?

>>73189260
Pshhhh what a dumbass

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Exist

>>73189260
sucks, congrats that its almost over

>>73189260
nevermind I read that wrong, here's to one more year and then freedom

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I masturbated to porn because I hate it just to make me feel worse about myself. I still do it, sometimes.

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>>73192811
Underrated

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I don't do anything weird, and that's weird?

>>73189144
Niiiice man, did you get caught? How'd you manage to sell them?

>>73188949
>>73188939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oBbJg_PqbU

>>73188994
you suck any ding dongs tho?

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>i jerked off to an image of the virgin mary

>>73195698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goiVNxeX624

>>73188949
>>73192811
>>73194841
>>73195310
Get a load of these Boring Bethanys

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sometimes when i get really angry i just lay down on the floor and spasm around like a fish while screaming and hitting the ground and myself

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i started dating a girl i had no feelings for because i got drunk with her and she broke into tears and told me she liked me and it ruined the chance i had of a relationship with a girl i actually had feelings for

>>73191033
>Literal cuck
except it's not retard

>>73192570
Yep