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1st for Immortal Pride is the best Graveland album.

>>73143853
I took the liberty and made a faq because I keep seeing people asking these questions every thread, hopefully next op will keep it.

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r8 taste

>>73143887
You're right
although Thousand Swords is still pretty great

>>73143853
>How do I get into metal music?
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Metal/wiki/metalsubgenres
stopped reading there

>>73143853
The DMU metal FAQ should be linked in the /metal/ FAQ. Reddit should not.

>>73143949
>haha leddit xD amirite
make a better fucking list and I'll add that instead

>>73143989
Go back to plebbit

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>>73143892

>>73143998
>phoneposter telling me to go back to plebbit
right after you

>>73144020
>redditor trying to fit in with the "the big boys"
what an embarrassment

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Nightmare > My name is Murder

>>73143892
I'd rather not

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Thread's going well so far

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Kinda disappointed. Sonntag is especially garbage. It's just meandering bullshit for 8 minutes, should have been left off the album altogether.

>>73144017
10 out of 54 how bad is it?

>>73144063
tell me when you're done spouting memes and have something of value to say

>>73144017
>Rust in Peace
>In the Nightside Eclipse
I have seen this image a million times and it still triggers me a little bit.

>>73144114
good news, you can still achieve patrician status

>>73144163
great so r8 the rest of my chart ignoring those albums

>>73144160
>triggers me
That's what happens when you're a novum masculum

>>73143892
You seem like the type of person that only listens to music that /mu/ says is good

>>73144210
actually most of the albums there with the exception of some /mu/core indiegazedreamfunk ones where never recommended to me by anons or even are widely popular on this board, that only regarding non-metal albums tho

>>73144256
Sure

>>73144256
Is this supposed to be english?

>>73144285
i meant were not where

>>73144305
That was the least of that post's problems.

>>73144160
honeslty i dont really understand neither why tf obscura is there

>>73144332
>le disso nu-metal

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>>73143892
Would you say that Leaving Your Body Map isn't as good as Bath? I found I couldn't get into it as much.

>>73144317
actually, most of the albums there (indicative of place) with (preposition) the (article) exception (noun) of some (circumstantial) /mu/core (refers to the general concensus of albums which /mu/ agrees are exceptional) indiegazedreamfunk (complex adjective) ones (article) were never recommended to me (at no point were recommended to me by users of this board) or (disyunctive conjunction) even (circumstantial of degree) are widely popular on this board (these albums are neither popular on this board), that is only (adverb) regarding non metal albums (refering only to albums which are not considered to belong to the metal genre or its subgenres) tho (vulgar abbreviation of though)
are you sure you are not a disgusting spic barely understanding the english spoken here?

>>73144454
Your shit's still retarded even if you're able to tag it all.

>>73144402
i honestly believe its better musically, but i like Bath more, leaving your body map is less cohesive, certainly also more experimental, compare the openers, the blue ghost is pretty much post-rock, stones of october sobbing is pretty much grotesque in the sense that it cannot be described easily

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>>73144454
Holy mother of autistic screeches

>>73144481
Not an argument

>>73144507
Wasn't supposed to be one. That's still a mangled eyesore of a sentence, and your attempt at proving it's not only made it more obvious. Congrats, you played yourself.

>>73144531
I'm not the same anon, I'm just pointing out your lack of argument. I understood it just fine and English isn't my first language.

>>73144560
Doesn't matter. It's still a shitpile of words. Just because your third world ass is able to understand it doesn't make it any less of an insulting mess.

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>>73144454
Observation: poster is a faggot

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>>73144454

>>73144587
>third world
I guess anywhere that isn't the US or Cuckanada is third world now. Gotcha.

>>73144639
>yuropoor
oh man that's even worse

Why do people hate Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam so much?

>>73144664
>people hate Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam
[citation needed]

>>73144649
>>>/pol/

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uhhh, can i get some recs

>>73144681
>;_;

>>73144689
uhh no

>>73144689
git gud

just fapped to THAT again
/metal/ for this feel?

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I think this would have made a much better cover art for the album

>>73144922
It wouldn't, honestly

>>73144922

Why do people shit on the remaster so much again?

>>73144954
The original is a bit lame, like "omfg look at how KVLT the negative looks, Pest! The big bois at Bergen will definitely think I'm cool now!"
>>73145009
>remaster
If you mean the re-recording then the answer should be pretty fucking obvious

>>73145026
>The original is a bit lame
And another generic black & white picture of trees and the moon wouldn't be?

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Stop arguing about stupid shit and post music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3x-HgInACA

>>73145053
At least it'd be free of the late 90s "I just discovered computers" disease that ruined metal covers for almost a whole decade. It feels more honest, more in tune with the music, too.

>>73145053
no

I'm drunking to solve my problems but still having sucidal thiughts

pls provide metal or country music that is relevant to this feel

>>73144689
Sleep
Electric Wizard
Purson

>>73145239
Fuck off

WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE SUCH INJUSTICE
EXPLAIN TO US PLEASE IF YOU CAN
BUT YOU CAN'T
WE CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES

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STRONG WINDS MAGIC MISTS
TO AZGARD THE VALKRIES FLY
HIGH OVER HEAD
THEY CARRY THE DEAD
WHERE THE BLOOD OF THE NU-MALES LIE

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>>73143853
>reddit is linked in the pastebin

it's going to be a rough summer

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>>73145652
it starts

>>73145652
Haircut, shave, lose glasses = he turns into a chad.

The same cannot be said for the nu-males that post here.

>>73145652
4chan is nu-er than reddit

>>73145793
big if true

>>73145891
numales were born as the residue that's left when reddit and 4chan collide. It's our (4chan and reddit) santorum

>>73145918
>santorum
Do people still say this?

>>73146169
Very, very, very occasionally

>>73144402
>>73144501
After a few years of often revisiting both. I think Bath exemplifies the mystical, mysterious appeal of motW a little more. So it's a little more unique and stands out more to some. But I love both equally, they are two sides of the same coin.

let's rank JP's discography
Painkiller > Stained Class > Defenders of the Faith > Screaming for Vengeance > Sin After Sin > Sad Dabs of Destiny > everything else > power gap > British Steel

>>73146769
sin after sin = sad wings > painkiller > stained class = screaming for vengeance > ram it down = defenders > hell bent/killing machine > british steel > turbo = point of entry

haven't listened to the others

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>>73146769
>Turbo, Rocka Rolla > British Steel

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Rate my wubble

>>73146826
nu-mail

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>>73146769
>Stained Class
>good

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>>73146826
not a bad wubble

but you have that riot album in there twice

>>73146860
It's better by them, better than you

>>73146881
noom ale

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>>73146890
post your week then bucko

Official Ranking: Brave New World > Powerslave > Iron Maiden > Piece of Mind > Killers > Seventh Son > Somewhere in Time > X Factor > Dance of Death > Book of Souls > A Matter of Life and Death > Number of the Beast > Fear of the Dark > Virtual XI > Final Frontier > No Prayer For the Dying

>>73146936
>brave new world that high
>number of the beast that low

high schooler detected

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>>73146912
This on repeat ALL WEEK son

>>73146970
Number is literally 5/8ths filler.

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>>73146996

>>73146936
how about trash everything after powerslave

>>73146936
Brave New World is painfully average and boring. Bruce's solo stuff is way better than anything Iron Maiden has done anyways.

>>73146936
The Final Frontier is unironically their best 21st century album imo

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>>73147021
You wot M8 book of souls is better than that

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>>73147017
Sounds like you're living in the past. Contemporise, man.

>>73147000
>filler
literal nothing word used exclusively by bird brain philistines

gangland isn't great and that's about all. and all of their other first 7 albums have at least one weaker song

>>73147021
Unfortunately the production on Book of Souls makes it unlistenable.

>>73147046
no

>>73147063
Mean to reply to >>73147041

>>73147052
Invaders and Total Eclipse are both worse than Gangland

>>73147081
invaders is a great upbeat opener and it showcases their new vocalist pretty well too. i don't know why so many people take issue with that song when it sounds almost exactly like a number of tracks on killers

total eclipse isn't on the album, it's a bonus track taken from an ep

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>>73144689

GIVE HER INCHES AND FEED HER WELL
what did he mean by this?

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>just got my first review approved on m-a

do I get to tell women at parties I'm a published writer now?

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>>73146881
I don't recognize most of the albums on here but I like Bolt Thrower. And Cryptic Void, who I like, are basically just Insect Warfare 2.0 from what I understand, so I'd probably like Insect Warfare, too.

>>73147446
I just noticed that my character says "Various Artists" instead of "Gorement." Not really a big fan of the site that makes these charts t b h, too restrictive with the album covers and names.

>>73147461
>my character says

fuck it, time for bed

>>73143892
Try some kayo dot early albums

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THe height of Swedish metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INKCPOQL98c

>>73147395
>inb4 it was a 0% saltfest

>>73143853
>faq
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Metal/wiki/metalsubgenres - Listen to albums listed here.
delete this

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>>73146826
Superior taste comin' thru.

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>>73147498
no, I reviewed an album I actually like

Has anyone heard the new Necrot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hUyHXwX3Po

>tfw won't hear the new Bonehunter till it comes in the mail in a month

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>>73147590
top bait

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>>73147395
Is the first paragraph of your review some self-indulgent crap about where and how you first heard the band?

>>73147646
Those are the worst, I want to read about the album, not your life story.

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>>73143853
imagine stumbling onto varg's property, to be greeted by this. him running up in this garb, with a spear and yelling at you. he doesn't do anything other than yell and jab with the spear.

>>73147446
what do you think of Salome?

>>73147646
No, but for the record I found them by clicking the random band button on Metallum.

>>73147665
Never heard of Salome before, but I love Kat's vocals, so I'd probably enjoy it.

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>>73147695
If you're into Thorr's Hammer and you like Kat, then they'll jive with you.

>>73147673
are you gonna post the link or what, anon

>>73144689
Reverend Bizarre, Warning, Bongripper, Saint Vitus, Cough, Darkthrone, Judas Iscariot, Inquisition, Immortal, Carcass, Cryptic Slaughter, Sadus, Desire, Peste Noirre, Deathspell Omega, Cosmic Church, Gorguts, Exhumer, Infester, Demilich and Morbid Saint.

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>>73146826
Motörhead, Voivod, Dark Angel, Amphibian and Sodom.
>>73146881
+X Japan, Judas Priest, Angel Witch and Bolt Thrower.
>>73147446
+Death, Sepultura, Dismember, Morbid Angel, Thorr's Hammer and Vader.

>>73147720
Thanks for recommending them, if their stuff is anything like Arc I'm sure I'll love it.

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r8

>>73143892
Pretty good

>>73148218
forgot r8 others

>>73143892
+focus,blood fire death,altars of madness, paranoid, bergtatt,katatonia, kraftwerk

>>73144689
+covenant,master of reality, reek
-gorement

>>73146826
+ ace of spades

>>73146881
+heavy metal maniac
- narita

>>73147446
+leprosy

>>73147590
+++bathory(st)
+blasphemy,cannibal corpse, demon hunter
---electric wizard

>>73147747
+sadus,arcturus
-sigh, under a funeral moon

>>73148324
>-Under A Funeral Moon
What the fuck? One of the quintessential black metal albums a minus?
>-Sigh
What do you dislike about them?

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Can someone give me a primer on one-man BM projects like Leviathan, Xasthur and Ruins of Beverast? Their discographies are so huge they seem impenetrable.

I'll give you a rare photo of Taake's penis for a few recs.

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What would you say about a person who wears a shirt like this?

>>73148640
Judas Iscariot, Nychts, Fynrask, Darkspace and Paysage d'Hiver

>>73148640
>Leviathan
listen to Verräter and stop afterwards
>Xasthur
listen to the The Funeral of Being then listen to his discography is chronological order
>TRoB
Rain upon the impure then chronological

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>>73148666
Thanks; here you go.

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is this how they really see america?

>>73148666
>stop afterwards
Fuck you, post Verräter is also good.

>>73144017
no ones allowed to like anything the post

>>73148772
Everything after Verräter is mediocre at best
And modern Leviathan is downright laughable

>>73148789
Why?

>>73148805
Because it's literally nu-male black metal

>>73148827
Fuck off

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>>73148838
t. Wrest

>>73148827
Fuck you

>>73148666
Is Lurker of Chalice worth a listen?

>>73148858
:)

>>73149014
Yes, it's awesome and they don't have a lot of material. Apparently, there's a lot of unreleased shit by them and it would be a shame if it never saw the light of the day.

>>73143853
>How do I get into metal music?
>https://www.reddit.com
holy kek

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give me catchy riffs like this

>>73149118
Demilich's Nespithe

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>Razor riffs with black metal vocals

How do I into Melvins?
The discography is huge

>>73149225
C H R O N O L O G I C A L L Y

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What do you guys recommend for someone who is bored of/"grew out of metal"?

I dig stuff like pic related tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>73149260
>Anaal Nathrakh's better albums, for starters.

>>73149260
primitive early black/death/thrash is the trvest form of metal

What are the best Black Sabbath rip off bands out there? I like Electric Wizard. What else?

>>73149260
Darkspace

>>73149289
Stoned Jesus

>>73149289
Cathedral

>>73143892
>RYMcore

Why is tremolo picking, when utilized correctly, so fucking good?

>>73149515
proper speed is fun
see: Death Strike - Re-Entry and Destruction

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More like this?

>>73149289
Spirit Caravan

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>>73144454
Good God man

>>73146936
Killers>Iron Maiden>Powerslave>Who gives a mother fuck

>>73149289
Egypt

>>73149722
s/t > Powerslave > Seventh Son > Somewhere In Time > Killers > who cares

>>73149754
Accident of Birth > Chemical Wedding > Powerslave > Killers > Tyranny of Souls > Balls to Picasso > Iron Maiden > idgaf

>>73149787
>s/t and Powerslave that low
Into the trash it goes.

>>73149794
What a fucking pleb

>>73149800
you certainly are

>>73149826
Lol, no u LMAO

>>73147747
>>73148218
how do you make these charts?

>>73149787
solo Bruce is buttrock

>>73149289
SLEEP is the best one. I'm also partial to Uncle Acid and the deadbeats.

Arghoslent

>>73150303
funny way to write "riffs"

>>73149677
Seconded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqsuG9PNegc

reminder that bong rock isn't metal

>Hipsters want everything watered down into easily digestible music that could be played on the radio or that softly in the backgrounds to socialize with other politically-correct, ideologues chanting verses from their ersatz red bibles of Marx and Mao. Pretending that late 60s and early 70s acid and garage rock was doom metal starting in the late 90s was a fallacy that record labels were all too eager to fall into in order to increase their customer base and sell “metal” as a lifestyle to idiots in service industry jobs. Now Bandcamp and Lee Dorian‘s Rise Above Records are continuing this trend. Stoner doom rock is yet another trend like whiny rap-rock masquerading as “nu-metal”, death ‘n’ roll grunge with growls, and Gothenburg metalcore. The music is not riff based and the riffs are not melodic phrases to be arranged into a narrative. Rather stoner rock bands play straight up hard rock slowed down for idiots and drug addicts; not even background rock for speeding down the highway or playing ping-pong like Led Zeppelin.

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>>73149260

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New Sikth leaked

>>73150863
>bong rock isn't metal
hey be nice to the british

>>73150890
never heard batushka, will check em out, thanks!

>>73143892
>Keeper Part 2 instead of Part 1

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>>73146936
Nah lad. Maiden work in tiers:

>God Tier:
Iron Maiden, Number of the Beast, Piece of Mind, Powerslave, Somewhere in Time, Seventh Son

>Great Tier:
Killers, Brave New World, Dance of Death, A Matter of Life and Death, The Book of Souls

>Good Tier:
No Prayer for the Dying, Fear of the Deark

>Has a few gems Tier:
X Factor, Virtual XI

>Oh shit nigger what the fuck are you doing Tier:
Final Frontier

>>73151113
This is well-done and I can agree with it probably more than any list I'd create myself somehow

>>73151113
Final Frontier is great, fuck you.

>>73147247
moar like this?

>>73149289
Yob

Serpent Throne, if you need something instrumental

Might as well...

Ride the Lightning > Master of Puppets > Kill 'Em All > ...And Justice For All

Forget about the rest.

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>>73149289

>>73151113
Trade Somewhere In Time for Killers and you are factually correct

>>73150968
is it even worth it after all this time

(spoiler the answer is always no)

>>73151648
i haven't listened yet, but their ep from 2015 was good

>>73148654
"Nice shirt. Slayer is shit, though"

>>73148744
>rare
That picture's been doing the rounds everywhere for years

I'm glad you got shit answers in exchange for it

>>73148654
nothing

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>>73147590
You've lost

>>73151673
good is not enough

why can't bands that go silent for more than seven or eight years keep silent forever

>>73151770
t. year one listener

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>>73151770
The answer is yes

>>73151770
>here's an inane question and the "answer" too
well I guess that settles it then, thanks for clarifying

>>73150890
epic post

Are Metal Ballads the highest peak of music?

>>73143892
Good taste, though you seem to be a tryhard on your top 10

>>73151761
t. nu-male

>>73151813
no, it's joke songs as hidden tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko3gICGMBmk

>>73143949
>>73143998
You fags are like SJWs when it comes to Reddit. You discard fucking everything connected to it and get triggered when someone mentions it. And when you feel insecure, you just use the favourite buzzwords: cuck, pleb, nu-male

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>>73151867
>You fags are like SJWs when it comes to Reddit.

>>73147590
You're pretty basic. Many of those favourites are mediocre albums

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he's a big guy

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>>73151905
Absolutely.

>>73151867
to be this triggered

>>73151944
>Sleep
cuz their music puts me to sleep LOL

>>73151905
yeah, but none of them are from the u s and a

>>73151928
I miss Fear Factory

Everything after Obsolete was just shite.

Slayer is the best of the big 4.

>>73151988
brown, soft but not pasty shit is the best of the main types of shit

>>73152019
fucking kek

>>73143892
really awful. You don't have to only listen to /mu/core.

>>73151113
>Seventh Son
>not in "Oh shit nigger what the fuck are you doing Tier:"

>>73151956
I didn't say they need to be from USA

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>>73152118
t. Razorfist

>>73152139
I'm just telling you to take heed that some fucks are gonna recommend you shit like Sleep and Pentagram

>>73152118
Seventh Son is Iron Maiden's last good album. It's an unspoken truth.

>>73152239
It's a pretty outspoken truth actually

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why did no one ever tell me how fantastic this is

I had only ever listened to their Voivöd love letter of a debut

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>>73151905

>>73150968
Just started listening; will drop an opinion bomb in the next thread. I wish you luck in all your endeavours.

>>73152315
No one cares

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Which album wins left or right?

>>73152389
right all the way

>>73152389
R
L
R
R
L
R
both lose
both win

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>hey anon do you want to shoot heroin with me?

>>73152438
I'd rather shoot heroin alone, I mean that's the whole point of it you filthy slut, why are you even in my flat, get the fuck

>>73152389
R
R
L
R
R
L
L
R

>>73152347
You're probably right, but I'm still gonna post it, because I much prefer anons posting honest opinions on albums I don't care about than nu-male shitposting. I wish you luck in your least important endeavours.

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>>73152389
Sunbather vs Terminal redux which is the biggest meme

>>73152490
I'm gonna buzzword the shit out of your opinions

>>73152515
Sunbather has been around longer and is the centre and pinnacle of a whole microgenre (numale atmoblack), so that one wins by far. Terminal Redux was an otherwise unremarkable Voivöd worship that was chosen by the fickle hand of meme magick.

>>73152389
left
left
right
right
left
left
right
right

>>73152438
who is this semen demon

>>73152438
No thanks. This body is a temple of the Holy Spirit. You're very cute, though.

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Fresh riffs


Less than a week released!

>>73152571
slightly below average metal chick wh's used to being surrounded by the praise that losers like you throw at her since metalheads are pussy starved cave creatures

you can find dozens of them at shitty local shows for shitty local bands (spoiler, most don't even smoke, nevermind do hard drugs)

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>>73152625
You sound like a bitter virgin

>>73152658
You sound like a sad, projecting white knight. I had my stage of going to shitty local shows for shitty local bands and meeting girls like that. They're not worth it. The best thing you can do is find yourself a girl who's normie enough not to think she's above anyone because of mmuh music tastets and who's used to being around girls just as attractive as her, but isn't normie enough to border on spoiler brat or hoor rat. Higher education a bonus, as long as it's not philosophy or those new humanities they're inventing now where they spend five years studying pronouns.

>>73152697
holy fucking shit dude

>>73152697
I can vouch for this, actually. And I think it's pretty dangerous and stupid to base a relationship with someone on whether they're into the same bands you are or not. Best relationship I ever had we hated eachother's music. Went on for almost eight years. She was pretty much like >>73152697 described near the end of the paragraph, except she dropped out to focus on cyclism, which I found adorable.

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This is pretty much as riff-intense as BM ever gets right?

>>73152740
Yes?

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>>73152771
Not even the most rifftastic Gorgoroth album

>>73152697
Sense.

>>73152805
yeah, people here (i hope only here at least) seem to forget that girls who are into metal aren't that different from dudes who are into metal

hint, that's all of us here

would you date anyone in this general?

>>73152853
>people here (i hope only here at least) seem to forget that girls who are into metal aren't that different from dudes who are into metal
Literally who did that

>>73147041
no

>>73152880
these fucks
>>73152571
>>73152658
>>73152740

>>73151113
The Final Frontier is better than Virtual XI, Book of Souls, Dance of Death, and Number of the Beast.

>>73149978
http://collage.topsters.net/

The former is last.fm chart maker for which you need an last.fm account.

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>>73152917
>and Number of the Beast.

>>73152898
fucking lmao dude
I just wondered who is that girl since i've seen her posted here before, I know she is/was a trip or something
But then you come to me like a gigantic autist ranting your whole life (which really doesn't interest me that much) or something

>>73152917
Disagree about Number of the Beast but it's their best record from this century, that's for sure.

>>73152625
>below average
kek what fucking paradise do you live in

>>73152941
ok

>>73152960
>implying the chick in that picture is above average
I truly feel sorry for you.
>>73152960
>kek what fucking paradise do you live in
It's called "outside the internet" and you might like it once you get used to the brightness settings

>>73152954
Number is one of the most overhyped pieces of mediocrity to ever be.

who is the Buffon of metal?

>>73152983
Might be, but it's still miles above every other album in >>73152917

>>73152939
>>73152954
Number of the Beast has 3 good songs: Hallowed, title track, and the Prisoner. I've listened to this album tens of times and yet I still don't even know the names of the other songs. When less than half the songs on an album are worth mention, it's not a good album.

>>73152986
>Buffon
???

>>73152994
it's not, it's up their league if anything.

>>73153006
>here is my opinion

>>73149060
>>73143949
>>73145652
>>73147506
pure autist

>>73153025
he's not wrong.

>>73152853
>would you date anyone in this general?
If I were gay, yes; I'd hold hands with that Sydney cunt at the Architects concert.

>>73152853
Yes, there's some really cute twinks here.

>>73153034
Wonder if he ever got a date

>>73153029
Yes, (You) are

>>73152438
>not Under
Fuck off.

>>73152389
Behemoth
Atheist
Batushka
Batlord
Paranoid
Dopesmoker
Terminal Redux
None So Vile

>>73153076
under what?

>>73153111
Under The Sign, you fuck. She has a Bathory shirt, go figure.

>>73153111
the sign of the black mark I imagine

>>73153130
whats bathory?

Shit thread senpai

>>73153160
what numales call Batlord

>>73153162
Your post isn't making it any better.

>>73153162
Post fast so we finish it. OP has the power to steer the new thread in a positive direction if he very carefully chooses the right album and thread theme.

inb4 someone starts it with weeb slam

>>73153187
>Weeb slam

Wouldn't even be mad.

NEW THREAD >>73153219
NEW THREAD >>73153219
NEW THREAD >>73153219
NEW THREAD >>73153219

Thank me later my dudes.

>>73153208
You'd be. You're always mad.

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>>73152917
>Listening to 6 old men jerking themselves off in a recording studio over their own hype is better than listening to the album with "Acacia Avenue" "Run to the Hills" "Number of the Beast" "Hallowed be thy Name" "Prisoner" and "Children of the Damned"

NO

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>>73153356
>Prisoner
>Run To The Hills
>Children Of The Damned
>Acacia Avenue

>>73153396
We get it, you don't like metal. Why come to the metal general then?

>>73153147
I bet she's been under the sign of the black mark

>>73148640
Striborg - Start with Southwest Passage, then go for anything
Judas Iscariot - listen in chronological order

>>73151603
Put Kill 'em All ahead of Puppets and you'd be correct

what does /mu/ think of brojob? I'm aware they're entirely a meme band but is there music worth a 2 pence?

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>>73156751

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What are some good ways to structure longer metal songs? It seems like the "Cirith Ungol" method is frequently used, where a song starts out with a conventional structure and then "wanders off."

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>>73144454

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>>73153034

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>>73152977
>replying to the same post twice as if they were different people

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>i just don't really like female vo-

>>73152547
The reason why Redux was such a massive meme here is that it represents the polar opposite of what the people here are like. The average 4channer is a basement-dwelling welfare queen with no hopes or dreams, literally the epitome of laziness, whereas Redux was sprawling and ambitious with clearly a lot of vision and work put into it. People who spam Redux in an attempt to meme it out of hatred subconsciously do not hate the album for its music, but how in its contrast to their own lives it elucidates the 4channer's utter failure to live life with any semblance of meaning or purpose.

>>73156880
>conventional verse-chorus structure with deviation(s)
>repeating set of riffs (not verse-chorus), may have deviations
And less commonly there is just straight up free flowing structures that don't follow a predetermined format.