>wear Swans Filth shirt >girl compliments it >get laid

ITT: Things that never happened

>>73141876
Yeah it did fgt

>>73141845
>go onto fourchan dot org
>see thread about swans filth shirt
>remember i am wearing swans filth shirt
where's my pussy op
>inb4 between my legs

>wear Swans Filth shirt
>guy compliments it
>get laid

>>73141893
Getting fucked by me

>>73141900
smoov

>>73141845

I had a girl come up to me once and say, "You look like the kind of guy who listens to a lot of Fugazi."

We fucked.

>>73141932
was she autistic?

>>73141982
No but you are

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My band t-shirts are custom and so obscure, literally nobody but most autistic fans would figure them out, so it's impossible to get laid by those means

>wear a beefheart t-shirt
>girl comes up to me slurping on my cock
>we bang and then I fuck her mom

damn i GOT pssSy

>>73141845
>wear Swans Filth shirt
>girl compliments it
>autist out and scare her off

>wear a meat is murder shirt
>"oh cool I'm vegan too"
she wasn't a vegan that night

>>73141845
>wear Downward Spiral shirt
>girl tells me she really identifies with that album
>she succ me

>>73142117
howd you get a vegan to stop being a vegan
was the sex that good?

>>73141876
i've never met a single beach boys fan in my life but i did meet two female swans faggots

>>73141845
>meet bitch who's into shit punk, AJJ, Black Flag - shit like that
>show her unwound
>she digs it
>don't fuck her because she's a slut and also a horrible hypocritical bitch both as a person and politically

>>73142133
meat was doing the murdering that night

>be me
>be handsome
>girls come to me
>I can't take any of them home
which shirt should I wear?

>>73142133
he's saying she sucked his cock - a piece of meat

>>73141845
>wear Whitehouse t-shirt
>girl comes up to me
>punches me across the face
>knocks me down to the floor
>yanks down my trousers
>forces my cock inside her
>won't let me go
>starts shouting
>WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
>CERTAINLY NOT RAPED
This is the best thing that ever happened to me

>>73142187
That's fucking stupid. I hope he dies.

>>73141845
>buy swans shirt
>wear it once
>school shooter looking kid compliments it
>shrinks in the wash
thanks for the shit quality shirt gira

[spoiler]will probably buy another desu[/spoiler]

>wear Pere Ubu Modern Dance shirt
>girl compliments it
>she leaves early tho

chicks dig death grips for some reason

>>73142188
i didnt know i wanted this

>>73142194
you know, when I'm lying in my bed, I think about life and I think about death, and neither one particularly appeals to me

>>73142228
AND IF THE DAY CAME WHEN I FELT A NATURAL EMOTION

>>73142188
that's different to what happened to me

>wear Bird Seed shirt
>its a picture of a bird ejaculating
>girl comes up to me
>punches me into her car
>grabs my ass with her nails
>starts yelling
>"I LOATHE VULGARITY"
>"YOUR DISGRACEFUL CELULITIS
>rams her lighted cigarrete on my dick
>"MY COCKS ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>she yells
>"START YOUR ENGINES"
>"WE'RE KICKING ASS TONIGHT"
>get pegged with a boot in her apartment
>get kicked out of her house before cumming
I hated it

>>73142188
FUCKS JUST LIKE A CUNT

>>73142209
I believe that's because it's the most often talked about """""underground""""" band. Not saying I don't like Death Grips, but even the normalfags I know at least think of them as a meme.

>>73142218
>tfw no mentally unstable rapist Power Electronics gf to stab you with a broken bottle when you climax during violent hatesex
Why live desu?

>>73142355
>wearing a filth shirt
>punch girl across face
>suck her cock in the grass
>tfw i'm a vegetarian
>mfw i'm the shirt
where is my pussy

>wearing led zeppelin shirt
>be in calculus class
>copy answers from the smart black kid
>make very minimal changes but much better handwriting
>turn in assignment
>get scholarship to yale while old blacky has to retake the class cause the teacher lost his assignment

>>73142412
what no that's not what i meant

>wearing john lennon shirt
>beat my wife

>>73143018
>wearing todd rundgren shirt
>shoot john lennon