Hey kids... *leans in* did you know... *whispers* that John lennon....

HE DID WHAT

>>73112854
Good lad

He fucking died LOL

>>73112865
Beat...
*looks over shoulder*
his...
*gets so quiet you have to lip-read*
wife

he beat the wrong wife I tell you what

>>73112894
Wrong Beatle died

apology for poor england

when were you when jim lemon dies

i was sit at home drinking lemon when fred ring

'jim is kill'

'no'

and you?

whats wrong with beating your wife?

so uuuuuuh can some give me a quick rundown of this guy

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>>73112960

hebeatwifegottagooooo

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>>73112854

>beating this cutie pi

what was his problem

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>>73112950

>>73112854
What a madman

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>>73113012

>>73112854
I did not know that

>>73112854
Shame it wasn’t his second one.

>>73113650
kek

John Lennon Beat Hieb wife is the TWO SCOOPS BLUMPF of music

>>73112865
shhhhh! don't wake the hippies!

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>>73113650

>>73112854
Did you also know...
*lowers volume of voice*
that John Lennon...
*leans in close*
neglected...
*stares at passers-by to see they're not eaves-dropping*
his...
*begins quiverring*
son

>>73112950
YES!

YOU GOT THE JOKE!

GOOD JOB!

>>73114860
Why does "nicest person you'll ever meet" John look like I'm sucking him off?

>>73112956
My wife beats you

>i used to be cruel to my woman
>i'd beat her and kept her
>apart from the things that
>she loved

>>73117175
>I still do btw
>I just used to as well
What a MADMAN

>>73117175
>tfw Paul wrote that song
now I know why they called themselves the BEATles

>>73117096
so is she just a fat gorilla?

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>>73117308

>>73117258
it was actually a lennon-mccartney song. mccartney wrote most of it whilst lennon added a few parts (like the underlying "can't get no worse!" part). i'm pretty sure the woman beating part was just by lennon.

Greatest thread of 2017

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He did more than just beat women...

DRINK BEER
RAISE SOME HELL
BEAT YOKO
OH HELL YEAH

>I READ THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY
>ABOUT A STUPID COW WHO WOULDN'T FUCKING SHUT UP
How'd he get away with it?

>>73112937
I know. Should have been Ringo or George. You know? The two no one cares about.

>According to accounts in Goldman's book, Lennon felt guilt over having attacked a sailor he met in Hamburg, and also over the death of bandmate Stuart Sutcliffe. He also presents a story from an Ono assistant that Ono's 1968 miscarriage was triggered by a beating from Lennon.

>>73112854
>>73119886
I think we can safely say John Lennon was the XXXTentacion of his time

>>73112854
he did well

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>>73121046
True desu

*whispers*
Hey John Lennon
*mouths*
did you know
*barely mouths*
that
*thinks*
you once kicked a guy's face in
*doesn't think*
for
*doesn't not even not think*
jokingly calling
*thinks about something else*
you
*walks away*
a
*whispers in another room*
homosex-NO JOHN LENNON PLEASE HAVE MERCY OW YOU ARE KICKING MY FACE IN OW STOP STOMPING ON ME I WILL NEED RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY YOU HAVE CRACKED MY RIBS SAVE ME GOD OH GOD PLEASE

>>73117190
I understood le reference

Did you know John Lennon might have killed Stuart Sutcliffe by stomping on his head in a drunken rage, and it wasn't actually some Germans who beat him up? That's what Sutcliffe's sister believes.

Did you know George and Ringo wife swapped?

Who fucking cares?

>>73121848
The difference is I reckon their wives were consulted on this whereas Lennon's wives probably didn't want to be hit in the face