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Heavy metal is a world of its own, and even people who grew up listening to AOR such as Led Zeppelin and Quiet Riot seldom maintain a serious affectation for the stuff. Rock intellectuals invariably prefer punk, alternative, even hip-hop, and their disdain rankles the metal faithful. The phallic narcissism of metal has few rivals outside of toilet art, X-rated movies, and (oh yes) rap.
As one of those rock intellectuals, I remain unconverted. It never seems to occur to to metal enthusiasts that metal's virtuosity and reverb-drenched melodramatics are precisely what rock-and-roll was put on earth to save us from.
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>rock intellectuals
every time
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Why is this hack still alive?
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>""""""rock intellectuals""""
Bloody frick
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>Black Sabbath, a highly influential band, further deteriorated the degree of skills required for playing hard-rock
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>toilet art
lost it there
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>Led Zeppelin
>Quiet Riot
>same sentence
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>>73068233
BULLSHIT NECROMANCY
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based christgau
he's got a point
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>rock intellectuals
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>>73068207
God hates us
>>73068319
no he doesn't
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>>73068492
>>73068492
>rock intellectchuwals
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>this kills the metalfag
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>80% of the "people" who like it are male and 98% of them are white
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