/metal/

first for glam isn't metal

>>72994800
Second for Bergtatt is one of the best black metal albums ever made and better than Nattens
>>72994815
And seconding this with this second post

>>72994821
Bergtatt is trash mate

>>72994800
>Not fucked and flayed Slam babes edition

W E A K https://youtu.be/PCRZc-ffeFs

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>>72994821
>cuckver

>>72994830
>>72994832
t. numales

Hey other anon with glam slut mom
Did she ever mention having a slutty Danish friend?

Someone make a real thread please

>>72994856
this thread is da real deal

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>tfw mom is in her late 50s and she was already out of the loop in the 80s

At least I don't have a Oedipus complex but it's still kinda sad.

I just want to at least MEET a floofy glam groupie ffs.

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What's the best unsung stoner metal? Tell me /metal/ I'd love to know

>>72994800
I want to sleep in Lita Ford's hair.

>>72994868
80s glam groupies are top shelf MILFs now, possibly even GILFs
>tfw ywn fuck an old glam groupie and her slutty Jersey Shore wannabe daughter

>>72994845
>projecting

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>It will never be the 80s again

>>72994868
They're pretty much your average annoying white girl.

T. Know a few of them around my city. They go to RuPaul shows and hang around the bar.

>>72994885
Her daughter can fuck off to be honest. I just want that floof.

>>72994878
Stoned Jesus and Acid Witch are both great and don't get posted here at least much.

>>72994898
at least they're nice to look at.

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>>72994800
post floof

I'm inside, open your eyes
I'M YOU

>nintendocore anime Rings of Saturn exists
https://kittyonfirerecords.bandcamp.com/album/l-l-l-lewd

why though

>>72994968
such is the power of aging scene kids desperately struggling for relevance as hair loss inexorably creeps on.

>>72994952
damn......

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>>72994948
>rubbing a mockingbird against her floof

oh my god

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>>72994885
>>tfw ywn fuck an old glam groupie and her slutty Jersey Shore wannabe daughter

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>>72995039

>>72994891
It's numale to hate something because it's numale

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>ywn successfully mold a millenial girl into a proper glam metal groupie through prolonged exposure to Crüe and Ratt.

>>72995061
>implying i hate bergatt because it's nu-male and not because it just sucks

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Cant wait for this album. $ L A M
Commin in hot
https://youtu.be/LVOFRHDcycY

>>72995155
Gonna be solid!

Is the Analepsy/Kraanium split still happening now that Martin is dead or what

>>72995253
Last i read on their fb its still happening

>>72995155
$l@M album covers are always neat

>>72995270
With that and the Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship/ Cheerleader Concubine split this year will be S L A M M I N

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>>72995279
One of the coolest ones ive seen

Thrash was the superior (although not as popular) genre of the 80's. Prove me wrong.

>>72995279
Are you kidding
that cover is straight garbage

>>72995300
Death metal existed in the 80's

>>72995300
>>72995308
Most metal genres existed in the 80s already
>>72995079
>implying you actually had that opinion before it became cool

>>72995297
>Guro
>Cool

Go away edgy weeb

>>72995406
>Most metal genres existed in the 80s already
Your point is what?
>implying you actually had that opinion before it became cool
I have. It's shitty watered down flower metal for faggots and people who don't like black metal.

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>>72995428
Meant to point out that my response was directed towards Dysmorphectomy's new album not Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship.

>>72995450
>Your point is what?
That since most metal existed in the 80s, thrash cannot the best metal genre of the 80s. It's not even amongst the best metal styles overall.

But I can see, though, that you have poor taste and discernment in general, so I'll leave you be

>>72995548
I agree with you. I posted that death metal was better. But when will you grow up and realize Ulver has always been dog shit?

>>72995599
>I posted that death metal was better
Then why did you even reply to me, child?

>>72994821
>Second for Bergtatt is one of the best black metal albums ever made and better than Nattens
Bergtatt is just black metal for people who don't like metal. It's not bad necessarily, but it's extremely 'plebby' for lack of a better term and due to its accessibility has become associated with posers. Nattens Madrigal is honestly one of the best black metal records I've heard and utilizes ferociously raw production perfectly.

whats the essential motorhead?

>>72995748
all of it

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>>72994800

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>>72995744
>Bergtatt is just black metal for people who don't like metal.

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>>72995782
>257x196

Do you think this is a game?

>>72995693
You replied to me, how delusional do you have to be to ask why I replied back?
>>72995744
>Madrigal is honestly one of the best black metal records I've heard
Sure guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZhpWgTWYOw

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Nattens >>>>>>> Bergatt

>>72995836
No contest

>>72995765
This unironically

>>72995864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onFnt7JXMjQ

One of the best opening tracks, ever.

>>72995805
>You replied to me, how delusional do you have to be to ask why I replied back?
I was replying to the guy saying that thrash was the best genre of the 80s, by adding to your post about death metal existing in the 80s

Man, context sure isn't your thing, eh

Nattens is for le edgy tr00 kids who think TH is the ultimate bm album, and can't into more subtle music like Filosofem or Bergtatt. Prove me wrong. Protip you literally cannot.

>>72995902
>bm is for kids
Yes.

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>>72995902

>>72995958
It's not bait. It's actually what most people thought before this ulver wave started like two weeks ago

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>>72995836
>>72995864
>>72995883
>>72995902
>prep the bullver

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What are you listening to?
This is great

>>72995884
It is normally assumed that if you reply to someone you are addressing them. There is no context indicating you weren't.
>>72995902
Bergtatt is even worse. It doesn't even bother hiding it's weak writing behind harshness. If Bergtatt is subtle, so is your stupidness.

did realmofmetal go under? What sites do people use to download new releases now? Any replacement for mortuus?

>>72996045
>did realmofmetal go under?
no

>>72996045
Mortuus went back up a while ago
http://mortuusinsomnis5.blogspot.com/

>>72996045
RoM is still up: ww2.realmofmetal.org
and mortuus is back up: https://mortuusinsomnis5.blogspot.com/

>>72996070
weird, it's not loading for me. Any other new metal dl sites come up? I've been using darkworld but it's been a while since i've been in this thread and was wondering if people have found something new.
>>72996077
>>72996082
based as fuck thanks, i guess they changed their address.

if theres viking /meal/, is there roman /meal/

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>>72996263

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff7F7BVGbiQ
>tfw you'll never travel back in time to kidnap Anneke and marry her

>>72996032
>It is normally assumed that if you reply to someone you are addressing them.
What if you're replying to more than one person at the time, autismo?

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>>72996032
>still going for the "Bergtatt is bad" meme

>>72996404
You know the people of this general will beat a dead meme for months before it finally dies

>>72996440
A funny one like Vektor or >sodom, sure, but this is just sad. Legitimate levels of sad.

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>>72996440
>beat a dead meme for months before it finally dies

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>>72996464
>what is a zombie meme?

I'VE GOT
NO MORE
GOD DAMN
REGRETS

>>72994800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZExs5yMNi0

i have listened to this song 1000+ times

>>72996571
are you gay?

>>72996317
>Wah-da! Hurriya! Isht'rikaya! Halabja!

Aynone know what this means?

Is Sisters of Mercy metal?

>>72996590
yes, problem bigot?

Is anything good coming out today?

>>72996554
I'VE GOT
NO MORE
GODDAMN
RESPEKS

>>72996611
It's goth rock

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>>72994800
Get on my level, faggots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbQ1LgOP1ik

>>72996652
Yeah, and pretty soft and key-happy goth, at that

Is Devil Doll metal?
>>72996631
Other than your lil brotha?

>>72996738
No not that. Are there any good albums being released today which would have actually gone to Spotify two hours ago?

>>72996796
How am I supposed to know? Go check spotify or whatever

>>72996440
>It's not okay when my favorite album is in question
o-okay

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>>72996886
I started the bergtatt meme and it's my favourite album. Thing is, I have a sense of humour.

>>72996886
Ulver's not even one of my favourite bands

>>72996915
meant for>>72996457

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Guys the new Dragonforce is actually pretty good

>>72997053
try again

>>72996882
What do you mean how are you supposed to know? God this general went to absolute shit.

>>72996796
>good albums being released today
>on Spotify
if it's on Spotify chances are it's not good

>>72997117
This isn't the homework/spoonfeeding general, mate
>>72997071
I haven't but let me guess: Is it lightning-fast, electronic-augmented, keyboard-centric "guitar" attacks that somewhat resemble all the worst aspects of power metal?

>>72997134
Oh really, and what's your aotysf?

>>72997137
They've changed since 2006, anon

>>72997137
Yeah because you know jack shit. How convenient.

>>72997165
>ammount of sense this post makes
>...
>...
>...
>...
>results indicate an average of 17%

>>72997160
>They've changed since 2006, anon
Oh did they add ballads now? Or did they go the opposite way and start including breakdowns? Are they fedora approved now? Or cross the channel into hipster territory?

>>72997192
I'll just say there's R I F F S and a much better singer and leave it at that

>>72997198
still sounds boring as fuck

>>72997198
its questionable is hudson is better than ZP

>>72997183
Just because youre too Fucking retarded to understand it. And your faggot fucking post style indicates that like I said this general has gone to absolute shit when it was already on its last leg.

>>72996376
You can address multiple people at the same time, autismo.

>>72997254
Marc is definitely much better than ZP

>>72996915
You also have garbage taste.

>>72997266
Funny you should say that, since that's exactly the concept you miserably failed to get through your nugget right before you went into your autistic screeching angery rampage.

>>72997259
Yet you choose to remain a part of it. I guess you've learned something rather undesirable about yourself today, retardasmo

>>72997298
gooood gooood, keep feeding my meme machine, it hungers

>>72997300
No, not really. Try using your nugget for once.

>>72997306
No I haven't been here in weeks you fucking shitheel.

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>>72994897
Why can't we have a another decade like the 80s
80s metal was the best
80s hard rock was the best

Any metal flowcharts?
I don't think I ever really listened to metal
other than super mainstream songs and a few Melvins songs my friend showed me that I liked (I think they're metal)

>>72997374
Ignore any gay flowcharts and listen to Black Sabbath first

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Name a better thrash album I dare you

>>72997593
pleasure to kill

any good titty metal?

>actual growled vocals in dragonforce
what in the fuck
this is amazing

Any RABM that's not Iskra and Panopticon?

>inb4 le numale xd

>>72997791
Why would you seek out RABM on purpose

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Why does noone talk about this amazing fucking band?

And no, Type-O-Negative aint shit compared to Carnivore

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Finnish metal is superior metal
https://youtu.be/fh2jlZ1m4V0

>>72997811
Because I like atmoblack and I'm an anarchist

>>72997867
so you are a nu-male

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>>72997867
>I like atmoblack and I'm an anarchist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th4Czv1j3F8
christopher bowes does it again

>>72997864
>finnish flag
>burzum shirt

but varg is norwegian?

>>72997967
ok

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>>72997864
DED BEFOR DISONOR :DDDDDDDDDD

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underrated

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>>72997867
Just die

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>>72994878

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NWOFBHM bands are making better metal than the extreme cucks check mate

That's one ugly album cover

>>72997593
Exodus - Another Lesson in Violence

>>72997849
ANGRY
NEUROTIC
CATHOLICS

ITS A SIN

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>>72997593

>>72997288
Live he's far and away better, but I think ZP had a more powerful and fitting voice for the band even if it was probably heavily edited. Let's be honest, they did a lot of editing on their sound.

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what did you think of it?
I think it's a poor man's Voice of Steel 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vywy4Sxa7Ko

Is it safe to say this is the best deathcore album of all time?
https://youtu.be/-UKFpTOY7BU

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>>72997937
How can someone wake up every morning and intentionally make themselves look like that. I just dont understand.
Sunn o))) general consensus???

I want to have sex with Lita Ford's hair.

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>>72997374
this 100x >>72997385

>>72999366
I dig them, good occult shit.

>>72999366
It took the night to believe is the only song from them i enjoy, the rest is too slow for me. I guarentee most of the bands fanbase does not even enjoy their music and listens to it just to say they have 'good' taste. Either that or they are junkies. I know theres probably people that actually like the music for what it is, but it seems too niche for the band to be as big as it is.

>>72999450
literally "i'm 12 and what is this": the chart

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Weekpost. Sorry in advance for sunbather, was my first ever listen to it.

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>>72999548
How?
>>72999564
+Venom, Saint Vitus, Death, Mercyful Fate, Cryptopsy, Black Flag, King Diamond and Exhumed.

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Fuck, he does Coverdale better than Coverdale's been able to do for 30+ years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR3BL5bZak4

>>72999479
Theyre good to have playing in the background when youre reading or something imo, i couldnt imagine going to one of their concerts, especially being sober.

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Any love for these lads??

>>72999564
>apologizing
Pathetic. I don't really care about them nor think of them highly, but apologizing just for listening to a certain band is pathetic. Stop being so fucking insecure.

>>72999715
man this sort of melodrama is why /metal/ sucks

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>>72999730
>apologizing
>caring what a random person on an japanese anonymous anime inspired music posting image board thinks
>getting feelings hurt by melo drama on the internet
Wew lad

>>72999748
Im not him. Also everyone with an album that numaley should apologize.

>>72999715
>Defending hipster black metal
t. numale

>>72999715
Dude deafheaven objectively sucks, people should be sorry for listening to such garbage.

>>72999898
What's a "numale"?

>>72999912
Someone that doesnt have my superior taste. *tips fedora*

>>72999898
Where did I defend it?
>>72999911
They're rather mediocre, but you can do much worse.

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Give me the 6 digits

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>>72999942
Im gonna take em my snigga

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>>72999950
Not so fast, those digits will be mine

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Which album is he putting in?

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>If i get the digits deafheaven isnt nu-male garbage you have to apologize for.

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>>72999963
Europe? Also hoping for the 6 nines

metal

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digits for fenriz

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Dying fetus - wrong one to fuck with

slam death metal

>>72997593
Sodom 06

>>72999942
>>72999950
>>72999958
>>72999980
>>72999990
>>72999993
>>73000008
>>73000013
>>73000014
Nice attemps doods

>>73999999 is it nu male?

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>psst, kid, wanna buy some red pills?

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>>72999980
>apologizing for listening to our guy

>>73000036
Did you even try?
>>72999999
>>73000000

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>>72999888
I wasnt defending his shitty music, just pointing out that he is beta nu-male

>>72997329
It's sad that you keep trying to save face when just admitting to your shitposting would actually make you look more mature and wise (which is what you're going for, after all). It's like you forget that people other than you and me can read this exchange and see how stupid and stubborn you're being.

Oh well, that's /metal/ for you.

Bergtatt is a 10/10 album, btw

>>72997366
You're still here, choosing to remain part of this debacle. You're an indecisive lowlife and you know it.

haha im a metalhead and a coder and this is like so cool ^^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27dnddCq5gc

>>73001054
HOLY CRINGE

>>73001054
kill me

Remember that shitty proge band wtih son of Mike Portnoy that sampled memes in their first song?
They are back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usnsetwZsxc
This is so bad lmao

>>73001181
>Remember that shitty proge band wtih son of Mike Portnoy that sampled memes in their first song?
er, no

>>73001203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJX8TFRyijw

>>73001220
The meme part starts at 5:03

>>73001181
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/max-portnoys-next-to-none-to-release-phases-album-in-july/

>there is gonna be a track called Kek
Jesus Christ

>>73001302
>>73001220
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/KEK/3540426345

>held my self written, recorded and published music in vinyl, Casette and CD form
>All 3 actively sold in record stores all over the west coast
>It's only may and band is booked out for all of 2017 already
>2018 co-tour being planned
>EP writing almost finished
>Vinyl collection pushing 100+
>New bass rig to play with
>New qt metal gf

What have you accomplished this year /metal/?

>>73001330
>What have you accomplished this year /metal/?
I haven't killed myself yet

>>73001330
What is your band

>>73001366
it's this, actually
>>73001321

>>73001366
Forsaken Vulture

>>73001388
you're not on MA; you don't exist

>>72999068
Yeah, I pretty much agree, though I loved Voice of Steel, so more of the same is fine by me

>>73001366
I would post here but self promotion is against the rules. Just want people to share their hard work in supporting metal here.
>>73001382
Fuck off you /r9k/ cringlelord. Go shill your project in random threads some more.

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>>73001428
>Fuck off you /r9k/ cringlelord. Go shill your project in random threads some more.
Wow matey, you really need to work on that bottled up anger. Can't even begin to explain why you just up and assumed that was shilling instead of just posting shitty bands for us to laugh at. Really, you're a concern. Get help.

>>73001478
People don't like your project and the fact it's literally frogposter: the album, is the big ol cherry on top.
Chad cucks you everywhere you go, huh? It couldn't possibly be you that's the problem.
Go away and try to highjack someone else's posts.

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>>73001514

>>72996457
>It's NOT funny when I like the album, STOP

>>73001554
see
>>72996915

please try to keep up with the thread

>>73001428
people post their own material in here all the time just tell us what your band's called you homo

>>73001581
He's lying about everything he said here >>73001330, which is why he got so pissy at someone posting a link to some other band

>>73001572
It was fun for the first night, but yeah after the pasta (which I made) and that shoop there hasn't been any content to keep the meme fresh. Goldface posting is just downey tier "I make post agen huhuhuh" shit.

>>73001635
>after the pasta (which I made)
What's that pasta you're talking about, because I made the one that started the whole Bergtatt thing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSdWkN6bW5k
Still sad he did it

>>73001581
>>73001590
https://gravehill666.bandcamp.com

Enjoy nerdlords.
/R9k/ frogposter just butthurt mommy doesn't give him GBP for writing already used BM riffs in his room all day

>>73001688
you missed the "t. " right before that last sentence m8

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>>73001688
>gravehill666

Brutal death + jazz funk = slam death

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>>73001703
T. Ur Mum
>>73001705
>Kekistan/Kek

>>73001652
I wrote a joke review for M-A when they accepted all submissions one April 1st, among other things calling Bergtatt dishwashing music. I have one for NM too but it's less amusing.

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>>73001688
>Old school blackened heavy metal in the vein of Autopsy, Death, Hellhammer, Celtic Frost, Sodom, Venom, Massacre, and Slayer. KILL ALL THAT LIVES! GRAVEHILL 666

which one of these fags is you?

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>>73001724
Will you look at this level of butthurt
>>73001726
Oh you did the dishwashing music one. That one was nice. I honestly thought it was an MA review

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>>73001724

>>73001740
I'm the one with the beard.

>>73001688
>>73001705
>>73001740
I get it now, the guy was angry he was out-memed by >>73001321 so he threw a sissyfit

Holy shit guy, the Internet's big enough for all the lord's meme bands; you can add to the fodder too, just chill.

hey guys
I want to listen to Bolt Thrower, which album should I start with?

>>73001744
It was deleted after April 1st but I saved it and posted it here. A bunch of posters said it was from Pitchfork, which I still don't understand, but I dont read that kukshit anyway.

>>73001770
The first one you absolute mongoloid

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>>73001740
Not me since i'd only ever make meme glam band

>>73001781
>A bunch of posters said it was from Pitchfork
I can see that, because cuckfork writes in earnest the kind of shit you wrote as a joke, but on the other hand I don't see p4k hating on Bergtatt (inb4 bc its numale hurhurhur)

>>73001770
The first one.
Realm of Chaos after.
They're both fantastic.

>>73001821
thanks man

>>73001858
And then every other album in chronological order


really the band has yet to do a bad album (the band, also, has yet to release a new fucking album since it's been 12 years but whatever)

>>73001885
Their drummer is dead my man I'm pretty sure BT isn't a thing anymore

>>73001885
um, dude

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but

>On September 14th 2016, the first anniversary of Kearns' death, the surviving members of Bolt Thrower announced on their official website that the band is no more.

>>73001885
anon...

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>>73001909
>>73001919
well isn't this just fucking great

>>73001740
You guys look like fucking dwarves lmao

MGLA BA BA DOO MGLA

>>73002041
Uada?

>>73001740
>talking big when you have a handful of downloads on bandcamp
>implying any of your shitty revivalcore gets sold in the 3 or 4 record hole-in-the-walls that have a few copies
neck yourselves my nu-males

Trying to find genuine Bolt Thrower merch is impossible.
All I want is a good looking Realm of Chaos back c'mon.

>>73002241
have it custom made

>>73002262
I don't want bootleg stuff though I need to find some OG 90's merch.
I'm willing to pay big for rare stuff even and all I can find are some older tour shirts and no actual patches.

HARD RIDE! HARD RIDE WITH ME! WITH MEEEE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxXmodWTGJ0
BEST SONG EVER

>>73002241
>tfw seen BT live and got BT shirt
i wanted something RoC, but got the In Battle... shirt. everything else was the really shitty band logo/skull design.

>>73002389
wrong track there bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br3I_QFkaE8

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>>73002389
>>73002411
Glam pantera is the only good pantera

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>>73002430
Agree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vesdBImFZ6g

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>>73002430
they were so silly

sodom

>Sodom
>Schalke

>>73002457
>sodom
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLp-JgswVb4

>>72997593
Violent Restitution

I showed this video to my father and he laughed at me, i bet he's a nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgAyiQgBL88

>>72997849
INTO THE REACTOOOOR

>band is called atheist
>they play jazz influenced technical death metal
really makes me think

>>72997849
WHAT ARE YOU, QUEER?

>>73002513
does it though?

>>73002503
>floofy haired guitarists in spandex playing tiger striped kramers

What a time

>>73002526
actually no

>>73002513
>band is called Atheist
>writes songs about weed being legalised
Really makes you think

>band is called Atheist
>writes songs about being anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-homophobic

>band is called Atheist
>it's from the U.S.

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>this guy's favorite metal genre is black
does that mean black metal is the most nu-male genre of all?

>band is called Atheist
>is the freshest meme
Really gets the old noggin' joggin'

>>73002743
t. nu-male

metal? yeah I love metal, except for those like racist and sexist ones ugh

Daily reminder: Power metal is the ultimate anti-nu-male genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KujfGdVOOzc

>>72996686
who are these fluid druids?

>>73002859
power metal is proto nu-malecore

>>73002859
>discount angra

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> Find out band I'd atheist
> Drop them immediately
Am I the only one

>>73001688
Are you the incredibly fat singer?

>>73002944
>Find out band I'd atheist

what does that even mean

>>73003397
You wouldn't Atheist a band?

Anyone here ever bought stuff through people at tshirtslayer before?

who /powermetal/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3BLEFkQGpg

>>73002944
>refusing to listen Atheist
What's the matter, differing views frighten you or what?

what's some non satanic Black Metal? I like the sound just all this satanism, meh

onward to the pits is one of the greatest things ive ever heard

>>73003611
>all this satanism
it's mostly image wise, why does it bother you that much? But check out Sigh, Enslaved, Nocternity and Darkspace.

>>73003611
>all this satanism, meh

numale detected

>>73003611
nUlver - Baguette

>>73003701
Ulver was quite satanic, actually.

What makes Atmospheric Black Metal nu-male?

i kinda like the concept of this black metal stuff but, i dont know, do they have to scream so much?

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Where do i go from here? Theres literally nothing left.

>>73003735

numales think riffs are uncool

>>73003742
white """people""" are weird like that

>>73003750
Suicide my friend.

>>73003676
>Encucked

>>73003757
Riffs are outdated.

Any of y'all go to MDF last night? Cryptopsy played all of None So Vile

>>73003785
Yeah it sucked

>>73003750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7IoUU9P1pU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QF_2RrsFVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZExM04ulogA

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>>72999564
kind of a weird one, I felt like blasting mid-90's death/groove earlier this week, but suddenly I got an urge to play stoner/sludge O.o

>>73003802
Was alright. Goratory was really good though, happy they were back this year

>>73003831
Goratory stole the show I feel. Just felt better energy from them.

>>73003821

you listen to exhorder yet?

>>73003861
naah, I'm having a look right now

>>73003676
no its always muh satan in the lyrics

>>73003896
how can you hear what they're singing about, unless you go out of your way to look up lyrics, in which case you only have yourself to blame

>>73003887

slaughter in the vatican is good as fuck. theres also a demo if you like the rawer sound

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opinions on ruins of beverast? been listening solely to this band for the past two months.

>>73003922
proof it with a collage

Anyone have an essential doom metal albums list/picture/flowchart?

>>73003922
Solid, I liked their latest release.
>>73003896
Summoning.

>>73003611
Gravecode Nebula
Some of Inquisitions stuff
Mizmor
Most DSBM
Most NSBM

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>>73002743
Glam wins again

>>72999698

If you do get the chance to see them, do it. You might hate it but it's an experience for sure.

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>Lyrical theme(s): Anti-Religion, Anti-Fascism, Social Issues, Tolerance

>>73003611
Panopticon if you're a farmer.

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CONFESS YOUR SINS /MEAL/

>>72999714
yay

>>73003551
Me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_X0YMu62S8

>>73004084
what is a sin?

>>73004084
Sunbather isn't that bad

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>>73004043
IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY LYRICS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICKKKKKKKKKKK

>>73003708
Nature isn't satanic you fucking kike lover

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Where are my religious fascist brothers at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Duq3IY4CC1Q

new?

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>>73004213
why is this shit always cringy

>>73004201
Read between the lines. There are lots of satanic elements in Nattens Madrigal and some are also in Bergatt, too.

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>>73004043
>Lyrical themes: Internet memes, Humor, Alt-Right politics

new
>>73004253

>>73004253

>>73004253

>>73003551

Shit voice, hot bitch.