ITT: Misheard lyrics that you like better than the actual lyrics

Radiohead - Black Star
I always heard it as BABY IM YOUR BLAAAAACK STAAAAR (as opposed to BLAME IT ON THE)
In retrospect it doesn't really work in context with the rest of the lyrics but whatever.

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On "Self Control" I though that the lyrics were "-You cut your hair but you used to live a BLONDE life." (mentioning the album's name)
But it's actually "blinded life".

(I grew up in the ghetto but still listened to alt rock)
It was pumped up kicks by the fosters

My way was that some kid got some new shoes and some guy like fucked them up and then he was going to put a cap in his ass

Legit song is about a school shooter with teen angst

I still like my version though

I've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of another man

>>72980126
Radiohead - No Surprises
Always heard "No relapse and no surprises" instead of "no alarms"
Also "Such a pretty house and such a pretty God, and [chorus]"

I can never understand Thom

Billy Joel - Piano Man

Actual lyric - "When I wore a younger mans clothes."

What I heard - "When I wore a young woman's clothes."

>>72980126
wow thanks for reminding me how much i love that song
Gonna listen to that whole album again now.

Pneumonia - Danny Brown

Actual Lyrics -

"Now a nigga got four bank cards
Looking like a nigga gotta thank God"

Misheard it as -
"Now a nigga got four bank cards
Looking like a nigga gonna bank God"

The implication that he's doing so well off now that he could own god sounds way better to me.

>>72980278
r u dumb

>>72980619
that's a cool misheard

>every kind-hearted nigger
https://youtu.be/YO4GzlTGAgI?t=179

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This is what you get, when you mess with LOVE

WE'RE SHAKING A BABY NOW
makes Twist and Shout sound like it's about a couple torturing their child.

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Nirvana - You know You're Right

I thought it was "Things have never been so swell and I have never failed to fail
Paaaaaaaaaaaaain"

But it's actually " Things have never been so swell and I have never failed to fail
Heeeeeeeyyy"

In Black Dice by Death Grips, I always thought Ride was saying "kill me now" when he's actually saying "feel me now"

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>What did you want from the autistic kid who got in too deep?

Sam Smith - "Leave Your Lover"


Actual Lyrics - "Set my midnight sorrow free."

Misheard Lyrics - "Suck my dick mate, it's sour free."

Bad me in stitches for a good hour.

In Prince Johnny, I though
>I wanna mean more than I mean to you
was
>I wont mean more than I mean to you

I thought it was such a good line. Like she feels more self-worth when this person values her than she ever has or probably ever will again.

PENETRATION
PENETRATION
PENETRATION

JEALOUSY
TURNING SAINTS INTO THE SEA

>OH LOOK THOSE GAY MEN GO

Pingüino Rodríguez