ITT: post your RYM profile and the most terrified you've

https://rateyourmusic.com/~Aaron_Kelloway
What happened today?

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Bring out the seat belt extender for this guy.

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>>72942332
forgot to tag OP.>>72942104


One of the funniest RYM accounts I've seen.

>>72942104
https://rateyourmusic.com/~decemberwyatt

The day she left me

https://rateyourmusic.com/~dknight

smoking a joint on the side of the road, border patrol pulls over and tells us to stop smoking underage. if he knew that was a joint I wouldn't be here

>>72942104
>Rebecca Black 5/5
>Hilary Duff 5/5
>Gas - Pop .5/5
>Ariana Grande - All her albums, 5/5
>Paris Hilton 4.5/5
>Kero Kero Bonito 5/5
>Kesha 5/5
>Kreayshawn 4.5/5
>Metallica - HTSD 4.5/5
>over 1 thousand 5 star ratings
YOU'RE A 26 YEAR OLD MALE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
YOU HAVE A FREAKISH GIRLPOP ADDICTION
MUCH MUCH TOO THOROUGH TO BE A TROLL

>Opeth - Blackwater Park 5/5
There is hope for you son

>>72942139
>Not all 4+ for Death in June
pleb
>Boris and Midori 5/5 reviews
weeaboo

https://rateyourmusic.com/~Herbieguy

The day my best friend got skin cancer.

>>72942104
>You share /mu/ with this people
Jesus

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>>72942425
>so young can't even buy tobacco
>smokes weed
>Favorite Artists "My Bloody Valentine, Death Grips, Radiohead, The Velvet Underground, The Beach Boys"
makes sense

>>72942403
>pics related are your profile pictures
>"she"

When did RYM threads get this bad? Usually it is a load of pseudo-intellectuals who are trying way to hard to appear distinguished, but holy fuck this is much worse.

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>>72942631
forgot to add profile pics of >>72942403

>>72942659
>>72942631
Not sure what the big problem is friendo.
It's the truth.
Tried (unsuccessfully) to kill myself that day so I'm not just saying that to be dramatic.

Shit happens to all of us.

As for that, I don't see whats wrong with the first.
And the second was for Halloween, not just some everyday bullshit.
'round here, everyone goes all out and heads downtown on all hallows eve.

>>72942631
>cant even buy tobacco
I smoked several Black Spirts a day junior year of high school, I got cigarettes when I could

>>72942723
>doesn't understand that I was insinuating he was gay
>"ya everyone is so emotionally under-developed they attempt suicide over a highschool girlfriend"

>>72942740
>Some child trying to talk to me about what he likes to smoke


All right, that is all I an withstand. abandoning thread.

>>72942931
I ain't even in highschool nigga.
And I haven't been since 2014.

and yeah, I am emotionally under developed I won't deny.
I attribute it to the fact that I was homechooled for 5 years.

post your 5.0s

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https://rateyourmusic.com/~macka
riding my pals longboard to the shop with full of gaming shit (console remotes etc, super uncomfortable), had been skating for years but relatively new to longboarding and wasn't completely comfortable with foot braking at speed yet, rode down a hill (pic related, best i could get to show the gradient) in the rain and didn't have the balls to stop when i could and ended up flying down with crazy speed wobbles and absolutely zero control of the situation. was 5+ years ago but was a super gangly 6'1" that was certainly too cool for a helmet, probably would have died if I fell :==)

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>>72943129

https://rateyourmusic.com/~mellokong

i tried to kill myself by oding on pills and drinking windex and i wasnt sure if i'd wake up the next morning

>>72943188
how did drinking windex go

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>>72943129
>>72943188

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>>72943192