If you became a mainstream megastar tomorrow afternoon what would

>>72940447
I would say rock but rock isn't profitable so I'd have to debut at least 30 years ago.

>genre
pop
>gimmick
bombs
>persona
cute/nice
>artist/band name
ariana grande
>debut album title
yours truly

>>72940447
>genre
freak folk
>gimmick
whimsical jams
>persona
cooky, quirky, mysterious
>artist/band name
Danimal Selective
>debut album title
Raspberry Yogurt

>>72940447
>genre
Funk rock
>gimmick
Wacky outfits
>persona
Passive-aggressive shit talking
>artist/band name
Fuzzfold
>debut album title
Midnight in Sarajevo

>genre
electronic folk hop
>gimmick
every song features original live animal recordings
>persona
we visit a small restaurant as a group every three days to have heated arguments about abortion and central banking
>artist/band name
pet thoughts
>debut album title
dog sigh

>genre
dream pop
>gimmick
all our songs are named after 80s movies
>persona
>artist/band name
present company
>debut album title
self-titled

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>>72940447
>Genre
Art Pop/Rock
>Gimmick
Would use lots of violins and exotic instrumentation
>Persona
Always wear sunglasses & keep media exposure limited. And make sure when doing interviews or other such things to come off quietly weird or bizarre
>Artist/Band Name
Sagittarii
>Debut Album Title
Sky Flame

>>72940447
>genre
psychedelic noise pop+ambient
>gimmick
preform with a desktop PC
>persona
no interviews
>artist/bandname
Ablation
>debut album title
May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way

>genre
thrash metal

>gimmick
Heavy metal covers of popular christian music and worship songs, and all original songs will be related to jesus/god in some way. Claim to be hardcore christfags while also being typical metalfag douchebags. This will cover the two dumbest demographics giving me a huge fanbase.

>persona
dress as jesus, walk around on stage in sandals and robes, full beard and everything. My guitar is also a giant cross that I sling on my back when not playing. Could possibly unironically claim to actually be jesus christ himself, as a publicity stunt.

>>artist/band name
In Jesus' Name

>>debut album title

Let There Be Light
The Second Cumming
Crucified
Amen
Mamma Was a Virgin
The Number of the Beast (Iron Maiden crossover album)
7 Deadly Sins

>genre
Trap
>Gimmick
metaphors that make no sense
>Persona
Edgy trap, always suicidal but also addicted to almost every drug
>Name
Meta4z
>debut album title
Dreams of Death

>genre
Easycore
>gimmick
We play 8 strings, and act unnecessarily aggressive and hard on stage to the happy, easy going tone of the music.
Also stupidly heavy breakdowns and unnecessary technical guitar solos.
>Persona
Unfunny as possible, and awkward and weird during interviews. On stage, i become the most hyperactive, excited person. Act totally unaware of the difference
>Artist/Band Name
Throwback Mountain
>debut album title
Hacky Sack Tap

>Genre
Desert Rock
>Gimmick
Songs about teenagers, parties and any kind of bullshit (Some kind of Beatle formula)
>Persona
An aspiring Josh Homme, but an introvert and too pretentious
>Name
High Sierra
>Debut Album Title
The fastest way

>>72940447
>early 70's Prog Rock with some Trout Mask Replica influence thrown into the mix
>frequent use of word salad lyrics, sometimes songs are just the lead singer talking/yelling over seemingly unrelated instrumentals
>a little out of it
>Fishhooks
>Dead Whore

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>>72940447
Industrial
Have an orchestra
Wicked, Insensible and Outrageous
Yemen Fried
Boar

>>72940447
>genre
Plunderphonics/Punk
>gimmick
Notable for sampling from Adam Sandler, Carrot Top, and Melissa McCarthy movies
>persona
Raging pedophile, stops concerts to grab kids
>artist Name
Restraining Order
>debut album
Help, The Australian Mafia Will Break My Legs If I Don't Sing

>genre
Drone/Sludge Metal
>gimmick
stick a bunch of weird shit in strings of my instruments and mostly have a found object approach
>persona
complete aspie who gets incredibly mad at stagehands and session musicians if they do things wrong
>name
Loose String
>debut album title
"self-titled"

>>72940447
>>genre
noise rock
>>gimmick
i talk shit to other celebrities
>>persona
blue collar
>>artist/band name
dissonance
>>debut album title
fgt

>>72940447
>deep donk
>I don't do interviews in English
>reserved, nihilistic, wicked sense of humour
>vAAv (stands for 'voluminous African-American vaginas')
>succin on dat vAAv Vol. I (Chapter 1)

>>72940447
what the fuck is going on, why is this thread so autistic. no fucking replies

If I had all my prospective bandmate able to play along, it'd be like this:

>Genre
Progressive Metal
>Gimmick
After each album, I fire all my members and drastically change the sound of each album (which would all be concept/story albums, naturally)
>Persona
Basically the Liam Gallagher of metal.
>Band Name
Something really pretentious, with a name that relates to the first album's title. Always thought Murderous Intent with the album being named...
>Debut Album
"A Letter Of..."

>>72940447
>Genre
Art Rock/Experimental Rock]
>Gimmick
Immersion
>Persona
Sarcastic, but understanding and personal
>Band Name
Betsu
>Debut Album Title
Pessimism

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>>72940447
>Genre
Progressive math rock with shoegaze elements
>Gimmick
artsy fartsy images all over the place
>persona
a moody, sometimes serious Mac Demarco
>Artist/Band name
Rocko's Modern Life
>Debut Album Title
Meet The Bigheads

>>72941496
this is hilarious

>>72940447
>genre - black metal
>gimmick - suspiciously tied to various cult murders
>persona - le spooooky robes and all that shit
>name - *&%^*&#$
>title : gb7*WBRg by *&%^*&#$

>genre
hip hop
>gimmick
political/conscious rap with lots of talk about drugs and religion
>persona
dark content, doesn't address media or fans much
>artist/band name
aldous cucksley
>debut album title
brave new world

>>72942310
All these teenagers just want attention and aren't willing to give it out. I'm gonna rate them all once I finish reading.

>>72943176
And sadly not at all fictional.

>>72941800
Does something like desert rock really exist? If it does - any recommendations?

>>72940591
HILLARIOUS AND ORIGINAL/not actually
>>72940634
Better than previous post/still not that funny
>>72940823
Not bad/actually an answer
>>72940850
Kek/10
>>72941092
>>72941175
>>72941800
6/10(this isn't bad, you're above average and conceptually could be worth a listen at least)
>>72941343
Would listen or see a show if cheap/10
>>72941351
As I Lay Dying but less creative/10
>>72941386
Nothing personnel kid/3edgy5me
>>72941496
We're not like the other metal bands/could actually be good if it isn't just for the memes and songwriting and musicallity is considered
>>72941957
>>72942021
7/10
>>72942089
Almost didn't reply/wew lad
>>72942108
>>72942202
>>72942265
>>72942336
5/10
>>72942390
>>Gimmick
>Immersion
what did he mean by this/your answer could make this 7/10 instead of 5/10
>>72942464
Shit name/practically pandering to me everywhere else
>>72943219
TRVE KVLT/would listen
>>72943345
4/10
>>72944226
>he isn't aware of the style Josh Homme named for his style that comes through on every musical act he's involved in.
Honestly the name has much more potential than it's used for.

>>genre
Folk/harsh noise
>>gimmick
Dress like I'm homeless, walk to and from venues, can carry all of my equipment on my person, sing (actually pretty) improvised songs about Christ's second coming in metaphore
>>persona
Apathetic just shy of being annoying but not hostile. Tries to smoke indoors but won't make a second attempt.
>>artist/band name
Geraas
>>debut album title
07/14/2017 [limited, cassette only release]

> atmospheric black metal
>a huge focus on soundscapes and live performances. hope to integrate audience into music process in some way.
>seclusion, and the occasional public interview. interact positively with fans during live shows though, and act offish to Good Morning America or whatever bullshit news station offers to interview me. fuck both of these words, but populist antihero
>Horus Heresy
> s/t