Hey /mu/, John Deacon here! I'm reading here for a few years

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2017-05-19 05:51:34 Post No. 72872774
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Anonymous 2017-05-19 05:51:34 Post No. 72872774 [Report]

Hey /mu/, John Deacon here!
I'm reading here for a few years and today you can ask me anything (except about Queen, I don't want to talk about that)!
Let's go!

Anonymous 2017-05-19 05:52:22 Post No.72872788
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Anonymous 2017-05-19 05:52:22 Post No.72872788 [Report]

why is your face so shit you thin armed cunt?

Anonymous 2017-05-19 05:53:31 Post No.72872813
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Anonymous 2017-05-19 05:53:31 Post No.72872813 [Report]

>>72872788
Hey Anonymous!
Probably because I'm British!
xD!

John Deacon here 2017-05-19 05:54:34 Post No.72872826
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John Deacon here 2017-05-19 05:54:34 Post No.72872826 [Report]

>>72872788
Sorry, I wanted to post with a name!

Anonymous 2017-05-19 05:59:18 Post No.72872887
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Anonymous 2017-05-19 05:59:18 Post No.72872887 [Report]

>>72872774
Why does noone remember you outside of Queen superfans and people from Leicester?

John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:03:59 Post No.72872948
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John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:03:59 Post No.72872948 [Report]

>>72872887
I don't really know!
But I'm pretty happy about that to be honest!
The last years were pretty chaotic, these last few weeks for example me and my wife Veronica have been living with one of my cousins, because my neighbours more or less seized our house and turned it into an illegal dog fighting club!
Our laywers are on it though!

John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:05:43 Post No.72872966
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John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:05:43 Post No.72872966 [Report]

>>72872887 Hey!
Please don't tell this >>72872948 anybody please!

Anonymous 2017-05-19 06:13:31 Post No.72873088
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Anonymous 2017-05-19 06:13:31 Post No.72873088 [Report]

Who are your bass influences?

John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:18:50 Post No.72873157
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John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:18:50 Post No.72873157 [Report]

>>72873088
It might sound silly to you, but probably Freddie Mercury, he loved to play bass in the studio!
Unfortunately, that's also the reason why my wife won't sleep with me since 1991!
She's convinced I got AIDS, because Freddie often played with my bass guitars!

John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:22:00 Post No.72873197
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John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:22:00 Post No.72873197 [Report]

>>72873088
I forgot something here!
My wife is wrong of course!
I don't have AIDS, just wanted to stress that!
The nickel in my bass strings is a natural antidot to AIDS, I payed some guy from America a fortune, but he could show it with a few experiments!

Anonymous 2017-05-19 06:23:16 Post No.72873213
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Anonymous 2017-05-19 06:23:16 Post No.72873213 [Report]

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>>72873197
Cool! I bet you've all the groupies in the world with that dashing 'fro of yours! Your wife can just sod off for all I care.

John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:28:37 Post No.72873298
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John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:28:37 Post No.72873298 [Report]

>>72873213
Unfortunately I lost all my hair 13 years ago, after I started washing my hair with a nickel based shampoo someone sold me on the internet!
Freddie used to kiss my hair everyday you know and some years after his death I was watching a dog fight and I suddenly got scared when one dog licked the head of the other dog!
As I told you I had a few problems the last few years!
Thanks for the compliment though!

John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:31:01 Post No.72873335
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John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:31:01 Post No.72873335 [Report]

>>72873298
>>72873298 I want to stress, I don't blame Freddie for my hair loss. Faggots like him can't control these things!
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Anonymous 2017-05-19 06:31:13 Post No.72873337
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Anonymous 2017-05-19 06:31:13 Post No.72873337 [Report]

>>72873298
I don't care what people say, you're one of the OGs of hard rock. Have a good weekend man!

John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:32:12 Post No.72873349
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John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:32:12 Post No.72873349 [Report]

>>72873335
>>72873213 >>72873335
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>>72873335
I don't know if it's okay to still say faggot!
We always called him that when we where still in the band!
Hope you don't mind!

John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:34:59 Post No.72873387
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John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:34:59 Post No.72873387 [Report]

>>72873337
Thank you!
My weekend will be pretty bad I'm afraid, I have to stop using the internet in a few minutes because my cousin's daughter wants to watch something!
Maybe I will burn my wife tomorrow, she won't give me money for a fight I wanted to bet on next week!
We will see!
Rock on here you guys!

John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:36:06 Post No.72873410
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John Deacon here 2017-05-19 06:36:06 Post No.72873410 [Report]

>>72873337
Sorry, not burn my wife!
I wanted to write beat my wife!
Sorry! >>72873387 >>72873387

Anonymous 2017-05-19 07:38:05 Post No.72874394
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>>72873410
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Anonymous 2017-05-19 07:59:18 Post No.72874768
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Anonymous 2017-05-19 07:59:18 Post No.72874768 [Report]

>>72872774
Did you vote for brexit ?

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