EUROVISION NOW PORTUGAL POST MALONE = WINNER 2017. MARK

POPE COMES TO PORTUGAL

BENFICA WINS THE 4 CHAMPIONSHIP IN A ROW

WE WIN EUROVISION


>YOU CANT MOPE THE POPE

all songs were terrible desu

Cringe is off the charts, as usual.

FIFTH FOR MOLDOVA

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Time to name all of that synthpop technofiller songs in correct order.

It goes like that:
Misto (flute) -> Around Me -> Untitled -> Other -> Vidlik -> Untitled (flute, lyrics)

Here is their YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp3u6S6oDEpVrkA7zmUQxvg

Kinda feel bad for Spain :(

>>72760193
dont, guy is a fucking prick, showed the finger to his country when he won

>>72760236
nvm then :)

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kek

MOLDOVA WIN!!!!!

PLEASE FUCKING MOLDOVA

LET US HAVE THE ULTIMATE MEME REVIVAL

I WANT TO BE YOUNG AGAIN

i want belgium to win purely for the memes

>Spain btfo

REVENGE FOR 2010 WC FUKERS

Sweden and italy cannot win anymore hue hue

fucking cuck hipsster judges fucked moldova

pls moldova or belgium, portugal and bulgaria were shit

>>72760481
they cant anymore mathematically, portugal will win

Obvious Portugal win.

>>72760484
Neither can Bulgaria really.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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MOLDOVA COME ON DUDE

BELGIAN WAIFUFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

GIVE MOLDOVA YOUR ENERGY
\O/

Moldova is so happy and wholesome

Epic Sax Guy can turn this around

Go draco

Moldova is the moral winner here


blame the sad sack, no fun allowed juries

MOLDOVA!!!!!!! LETS DO IT!!!!!

theyre showing this on american tv that also shows tranny degenerate shit on it

what agenda are they trying to push

>>72760517
༼ つ _ ༽つMOLDOVA༼ つ _ ༽つ

calling it now

P
O
R
T
U
G
A
L

W
I
N
S

L
O
L

LETS GO PORTUGAL

OLDEST ALLIES

that portugal guy is so annoying to look at

>>72760534
>what agenda are they trying to push

put on your tin foil hat breh, the lizards are coming

COME ON BOYPUSSI

WEW LAD MOLDOVA 3 place!!!! not bad!!!

Our best was 6 place in 2006

IM FUCKING CRYING DUDE ACTUALLY GIVE MOLDOVA THIS

>>72760540
are you a psychic

GAS THE KIKES

RACE WAR NOW!

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BASED PORTUGAL

I still don't think Portugal was all that great.

>>72760540
Lmao guy can't even believe it.

FUCKING PORTUGAL

MOLDOVA WAS ROBED by the kike juries

LOL FILHOS DA PUTA GANHAMOS, EU NEM GOSTO MUITO DA MUSICA MAS TA GANHO LOL CHUPEM

This is genuinely rigged. I cannot for the life of me see how every country in Europe loved that song.

Moldova robbed by the judges, fuck this event

E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEU
E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEU
E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEU, OOOOOOOOOOOOH, OOOOOOOOOOH

E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEU
E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEU
E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEU, OOOOOOOOOOOOH, OOOOOOOOOOH

E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEU
E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEU
E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEU, OOOOOOOOOOOOH, OOOOOOOOOOH

E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEU
E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEU
E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEU, OOOOOOOOOOOOH, OOOOOOOOOOH

E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEU
E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEU
E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEU, OOOOOOOOOOOOH, OOOOOOOOOOH

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO REVEAL THEIR VERSION OF THE OSCAR FLOP

THEY READ THE RESULTS WRONG

IT'S MOLDOVA

WAKE UP

TSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Portugal's all like

>No, no, it's okay, second place is fine.
>Oh no wait I won?
>Oh, cool!

WE WOOOOON THANK YOU EVERYOOOOONE CARALHO

Good job to Portugal!

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Well we didn't meme enough fellas

>>72760574
it's by far the best song

He's got the weirdest despicable me body

>>72760574
Honestly Portugal was the only one that wasn't absolute garbage.

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Post yfw Portugal wins.

>>72760577
epa fode-te com as musicas futeboleiras

HEROIS DO MAR NOBRE POVOOOOOO

>>72760600
MOLDOVA was great m8

>>72760574
Wow everyone else must be wrong, if you disagree with them.

WHERE IS THE AUSTRALIAN ASSMAN WHEN WE NEED HIM

His jacket is far too big for him, what the fuck

Yup yup Finland jury is fucking retarded.
Here they gave 12 to sweden.
People 6.
Really makes you think.

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>music that means something
rockist scum

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>>72760622

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>Poortugal wins

Oh wow, he really is /mu/

>>72760600
I honestly can't believe people liked it that much. I thought it was in the top 3 worst songs for sure. (yes i know the song has"good" meaning but its still shit)

>>72760611
vamos cantaaaaaaaaar

PELO SALVADOR QUE É O MAIOR DE PORTUGAAAAAAAAAAL

lmao portugal shitting on all the rest of the contestants

Based Ronaldo

>sings national anthem furiously

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>some people are actually salty that Portugal won

YOUR SONG WAS CRAP AS WELL KID, DONT SELL THIS SHIT TO ME

>my music is so much better than everyone else's empty vapid music

WHAT A FUCKING PRETENTIOUS SPEECH

MOLDOVA WAS FUCKING ROBBED

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>>72760659

>>72759716
Confirmed for /ourguy/?

lol that cheeky bastard shitting on every other song

>>72760659
based Salvador

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He's so full of himself

>>72760633
All the jury voting is rigged as fuck. Shady deals between neighbors.

Fucking spics won lmao but they don't have money to organise that shit kek

>>72760648
You type like a 12 year old and I have an inclination to believe you are probably a 12 year old

>hipster winning the competition

gg

>>72760648
I don't even know if it had a meaning, i don't speak portuguese. It's just that the song was the best composed one and the singer was the only one who had some originality.

>>72760574
I've told you this before, it's an actual song and not some bubblegum bullshit. I'm kind of shocked that people liked it, but this is good.

BRING JEREZ BACK TO F1

wtf this is a duet now?

>sister comes up

STAAAAAAAAAGED

>>72760631
he wanted his head to appear smaller, and the easiest way to do that was to make his body bigger

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mfw Portugal won

>some boring crap boring bossanova song is the winner

fucking yawn

Okay, it's actually pretty good. :/

literally can't believe this vapid cookie cutter shit won

He invited his sister up to sing with him. Has this been done before?

>Portugal wins another European competition
Are...are they coming for the WC next?

Serious question

Is Portugal white?

Grand autismo won fuck

>>72760696
>tfw next eurovision is in the favela's of benfica

>>72760733
my feeling right now

sounds just like... mooooooon river...

>>72760707
>>originality
>>a song in a completely by the numbers style

Wtf m8

>>72760732
> bossanova

/mu/ has gone to shit

>>72760739
No but it's not really that out there. She wrote the song after all.

>>72760741
We're heavily influenced by Moors and a bit by Africans, but I'd be willing to bet 80% still look mediterranean as fuck

>>72760613
NAÇAO VALENTEEEEE E IMORTAAAAAL


AUTISTIC PORTUGUESE HOBO JUST SAID "THIS WAS ALL RIGGED"

>BASED

>>72760739
Isn't that the composer of the song and not his sister?

>>72760696
Out commentator said that Poortugal was literally too poor to send a contestant last year.

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Ukranian qts

Fuck you guys this is cute af

Also has a lot of the same melodic and vocal afflictions that made me fall in love with a lot of Portuguese pop music

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The amount of hate for Portugal, just like in the euro

>she sings better than he does

>>72760764
his sister is the composer

>>72760744
Kek

>>72760766
Netherlands?

On the upside Portugal isn't that far. Saving my cash for tickets next year lads

>Portufags win with a cover of Moon River

>>72760767
they're chinese

>>72760767
bro

>>72760751
His style of singing has originality in it, especially compared to every other song.

>>72760775
é lidar

>>72760789
No, the one who had nigs on treadmills as a performance.

Personally I thought the duet made that song so much better.

Well lads untill next year

not even mad at the result

>>72760789
not him but France commentators said so

well its done lads

Rate ESC out of 10

I say 4/10

>>72760813
yea senpai

Honestly considering entering Eurovision

>>72760812
Oh the netherlands said the same shit kek
>>72760821

>>72760789
Paul de Leeuw isn't allowed to do it anymore :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sRhRO4SFd4

FKA LATVIA SHOULD'VE WON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usdXbeGHi8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usdXbeGHi8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usdXbeGHi8

>>72760824
2/10

>>72760829
say that you are Jew/gay/dying and you'll probably win m8

>>72760751
It's because he sent a jazz song

>>72760824
5/10 pretty bland.

>>72760597
He has a bulging stomach hernia matey

>>72760813
was really sweet of him to bring his sister up :)
She was a good singer too!

>>72760824
Really picked up at the end

8/10

that speech he made just cemented my suspicion that he's a cunt, can't enjoy this result at all

>>72760808
>>compared to every other song

That's not originality you tasteless dick

>>72760824
6/10

/mu/ thread: 4/10, not as comfy as previous years

>>72760824
moldova was robbed by the jury

3/10

>>72760824
6/10

Okay winner, forgettable competition and not enough stand out moments

Everyone voted for that because he has serious heart illness and needs a donor. Bulgaria is my winner desu.

>>72760869
yep he sounded like a pretentious cunt

I'm so fucking glad I don't live in Europe, liberal SJW hellhole

>>72760832
Well commentary from the Netherlands isn't that good. They think our entry was any good. We never send good artists too the festival.

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>>72759716
>Music is not fireworks, music is what comes from your feelings
Well deserved.

>>72760873
>/mu/ thread: 4/10, not as comfy as previous years
agree
i blame the lack of sticky

man, that loli looked really smooth, I want to rub her

>>72760873
When /sp/ was still allowed to have these threads it was a lot more fun.

>>72760833
fucking LEL

>>72760784
>>72760851
She is an ACTUAL singer, and a pretty good one at it

>>72759790
Underrated

>>72760876
well even if they didn't get robbed by jury, they would still fall short since audience as well gave more votes to Portugal?Bulgaria... We have to face the fact that we didn't meme enough

>>72760887
I never liked omeme, I know alot better singers out there

>>72760833
looooool

i seriously envy the dutch carelessness

>>72760869
He's right though. All the other contestants were bringing the quality of this contest to the shitter.

>>72760916
as was he

>>72760869
I thought it was hilarious. Also he was completely right.

>>72760909
Yeah but the average music taste in our country is pretty shit anyway when it comes to normies.

>>72760916
the only difference with his music was that it was a bit jazzy, there was no more substance in his song than in any other of the eurovision ballads we are always pelted with

>>72760869
>>72760883
he right tho, pop music is complete vapid garbage

>>72759790
>Benfica wins the 4 championship
fuck off cunt. I'm glad Portugal won the Eurovision this way it won't be 100% Benfica tomorrow on the TV.

>>72760824
France didn't win

0/10

I can't believe the meme act shtick worked so well for Moldova.

O-zone for 2018 confirmed

>>72760930
he was not completely right at all

all of the fucking 'celebrate diversity' people are retarded americans
we get that you're from a monoculture, europe has many different cultures, that is diversity you mongs, stop ranting about the fucking muzzos

Portugal guy is an advocate for refugees, so expect /pol/ to throw a tantrum

This thread is filled with redditors.
>muh Portugal
>muh real musician WITH SERIOUS ILLNESS and feelings!

>>72760824
5, boring songs, average winner, shitty voting system, slightly salvaged by decent half-time and funny hosts

None of tonight will be remembered in 3 years

>>72760934
Yup. Most people (millenials and gen Z's) here listen to meme rappers

>>72760869
now hes a winning cunt, dont get that salty m8s.


>guy is dying, needs a heart transplant
>portuguese tv presenter asks him "salvador whats going on your heart right now?"
>awkward silence


>"im gonna sell this on ebay" he said right now

also on the final song

>"Isto foi comprado"
>"this was rigged

lel based

>>72760916
He was definetely one of the worst candidates of the whole show. Maybe only surpassed in pure shitness by that hungarian guy.

>>72760956
>America
>Monoculture

>>72760957
Portugal advocates for refugees but doesn't take any.

>>72760833
TOP KEK

>>72760942
it will be 95% :)

>>72760891
>That feel when hearing that after thinking everyone else's attempts looked like they had too much flare/special effects/fireworks in them

they don't habeeb me when I say I have way high standards but I do and the dude totally deserves it and I only heard him one fucking time

>>72760981
We take some but they just leave after a few weeks

>>72760981
I had a family of refugees living next to me

7 kids
guy didnt want to work "too much work" "my back hurts"

they went on vacation to germany, see a "cousin"... 2 months ago lel

>>72760899
>>72760911
>>72760984
Also he's as gay as a daffodil, so i wouldn't be surprised if him hitting on the greece guy wasn't just him being edgy.

I wasn't watching, but did Portugal go full rockist in his speech?

>>72760958
yes, we know that real /mu/ only listens to drake and Grimes.

>>72759790
Fuck Benfica.

Based Francis and based Salvador though.

>>72760989
To me it will be 0% for as long as I can avoid it.

>>72760824
6/10

+ had a lot of fun, some cool songs, meme croatia and moldova

- ov vey celebrate diversity, terrible hosts

>>72761015
yes

>all these people in this thread taking this very serious and getting angry about it

Nothing to see here, just another day on 4chan.

>>72761015
>This was rigged

Kind of, kek.

Time to post that thicc Dane-Aussie anons

>>72761015
He basically dismissed every other contestant. Supposedly he also said in portuguese "this was all rigged".

>>72761014
what's he known for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_tei_oqlwY

>>72761054
guy is always kidding man

he just said he was going to sell the award on ebay

I didn't even know about the heart problem, and I still liked the song the most.

Also, speech was ebin
Gives credit to songwriter
Trve kvlt musician

>RYM Rating 3.03 / 5.0
hmmm

>>72760976
different ways of naming sandwiches and carbonated drinks are not different cultures

Jesus Christ euros, WW2 was 70 something years ago give Germany a break

I really don't get how bulgaria got so high
I liked Italy and Belgium way more than portugal too.

>>72759716

JESUS CHRIST THAT AUTISTIC FAGGOT WON. EUROPE IS LOST.

>>72761062
Dutch tv personality really. He's famous enough here for a long enough time to not give a fuck anymore.

>>72760659
The most based motherfucker.

Especially consider the shitton of ACTUAL fireworks other generic pop shitters used in this.

>>72760462
spain fell for the boy band meme

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SALAZAR ESTÁ FELIZ

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>>72761099
>The only guy that brought something that isn't just generic pop garbage winning is a bad thing

https://youtu.be/qAOXHdLdlqQ?t=2m15s
So /mu/ give me your opinion on that. What happend at that moment?

>>72761099
Rather him than any of the other actual faggots and bimbos.

Lets be real here. Would you vote for that song if you didnt know that he needs a donor for heart or something? Would majority of the world vote for him if they didnt know?

>>72761095

muh young privileged teen that sings well

Don't worry, he'll have more chances ahead in his life, which is more than I can say for the heart problem dude.

>>72760824
3/10
Garbage winning song, garbage juries , terrible show and hosts

>>72761070
dude we are talking about eurovision standards here...

>>72760481
what meme?

>>72760740
ACREDITA MANO!!!!

>>72761153
This. Completely outclassed everyone.

>>72761062
Dutch comedian. He doesn't give a fuck.

>>72760696
You better be memeing desu

>>72761153

It was a generic eurovision ballad though. Nothing unique about it. He's a Pretentious cunt

>>72761168
Does he need a heart transplant?
Legit didn't know about that.

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>>72761149
Porto/Sporting version.

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>>72760707
>I don't even know if it had a meaning, i don't speak portuguese.
Dude, it is saccharine garbage. It doesn't even do a proper job of showcasing how fluid and melodic Portuguese is, it just sounds Disney(TM) to me and reeks of absolute fucking desperation honestly. I am not able to comprehend (((why))) it won.

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Fine...I'll start..

>>72761153
but it was generic pop garbage
just through the lens of aspergers

>>72761213
show me a ballad like that in eurovision.

>>72761219
yeah he waears a bag full of bateries around his waist

>>72761225
wrong you fucker.

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all alone in the danger zone...

>>72761219
Im not sure completely but he has a heart illness and needs a donor because of it. The song was about a heart too.

>>72761220
66% felizes

>>72761220
I would have thought that after a century you faggots would have been used to Benfica being the biggest club in Portugal.

>>72760824
7/10
solid eurovision
australian shitposter luls were had
gud entries & gud winner

>>72761228
>>72761213
I wasn't saying it was unique but sure as hell is better than the rest.
>he is a pretentious cunt
now saying the truth makes you a cunt, interdasting. Not that with his song he proved any different, but still

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We also won this shit
http://blog.winetourismportugal.com/porto-best-european-destination-2017

Portugal=best nation

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>T-thanks for voting for me anon
>You did do it...right?

>>72761231
>>72761241
Oh, that explains why he moves and acts all fucked up while singing.

>>72761241
song was about love

IF ONE DAY SOMEONE
ASKS ABOUT ME
TELL THEM I LIVED
TO LOVE YOUUUUUU

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>>72761270
Even if it was the truth, does it really have any merit when you say it in a cheesy song contest?

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>>72761149
*canonizes behind you*

Best Eurovision entry of all times coming through

>>72761285
Some people just move weirdly when they sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POaaw_x7gvQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIcsL4OiD9Y

We are ready to pay reparations for this act of war.

>>72761253
>after a century
You fucks have never even won 5 titles in a row in the last 100 years and yet you show us your stupidity by saying something like that, off to the benfica favelas with you

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>>72761334
Damn it didnt post. Anyway it's pic related

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https://youtu.be/ymFVfzu-2mw
Having a fieldday with all the butthurt youtube comments

>>72760916
>Eurovision
>quality

Wait... what?

>>72761349
ahah xD és bué engraçado lol xD
Sai de casa, Manel.

>72761269
>high points of german culture outweigh the holocaust
>high points of slavic culture outweigh stalinism
>high points of anglo culture outweigh colonialism

>>72761365
Even more butthurt at the live video. The downboats even exceed the upboats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qotooj7ODCM

>>72761318
now you are just picking straws so you can hate on him
Also, best way to redpill is to maximize your audience, and he achieved that. So yes it does have some merit

>>72761387
>>>72761269*

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>>72761378
It has now that Portugal won.

>>72761384
Pelo menos eu tenho uma :^)

>>72761270
No, preaching about making real music tackling real matters as if yr somehow better, after winning with a quirky style over substance performance of a generic love ballad makes you pretentious

>>72761227
wait is this the danish girl

>>72761404
>tfw Reading that post and it's 100% correct

The Muslim world WAS a high point in society centuries ago, respected universities, great civilizations, frontier science and then... islamism. I should just go to /pol/.

>>72761428
Now with that, I agree.

>>72761422
>tbf Lordi did win it.

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>>72761365
Belíssimo.

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Winner of Eurovision 2018 coming through.

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>>72761441
Yes, thats me anon ;)

>>72760981
Not our fault they all leave for Germany

>>72761428
What part of him only sticking to the balad's melody out of brotherly love for his sister did you not understand?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffqIa1L4TBE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc9-Hpa_4-s

He literally got tired of playing the same song after 5 rehearsals

>>72761465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw
Portugal a shit

>>72761467
THICC

>>72759716
>Portugal wins wth a fantastic classical song
>Germany destroyed
>Pope visits Portugal and declares two saints as holy

Simply put, a civilised nation won over the avent-garde filth. Time to turn the music industry in a reactionary direction untill we've returned to actual music.

>>72761365
are these all underaged children in love with the bulgarian boy or what lmao. Sometimes in eurovision you just gotta be happy the worse song didn't win.

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>>72761394
God bless you anon this ones even better idd

>>72761427
Sim o meu computador está ligado ao rabo do teu pai. Larga os memes.

>>72761494
He might be a Chet Baker fan.

>>72761560
pára de mentir tu estas a utilizar um telemóvel que roubaste

>>72761494
so he also lacks conviction? whatre you saying ere

I hope we can all agree that this was based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRHwWGO_A48

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>>72761465
2018 winner will be Deadlift Lolita for Australia.

Ya'll need to watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wFYHHrZQFQ

>>72761587
foda-se... apanhado.

>>72761569
Chet Baker died May 13th actually.

>>72761619
Not kawaii enough

>>72761609
You're the type of person who'd call Kubrick a genre slut and in the same sentence criticize Sergio Leone for sticking to the same genre for so many movies.

>>72759790
EDER EDER EDER EDER EDER EDER

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sabe tão bem ser português

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>>72761528
She's the only reason I watched (and I'm portuguese)

>>72761544
I didnt like the bulgerian song, doesnt take away from the fact that the kid had a good voice for a 17 year old. Just not winning material imho, but a lot of people dont agree apparently.

>>72761636
I've never once made either of those claims nor do I endorse them so once again I'm afraid dunno whatre yr getting at

>>72761672
I was trying to say you're a hypocrite.

>>72761665

Moses has been up in her front teeth doe

>>72761465
Get that flavour of the month shit out of here.

>>72761679
I find it awkwardly charming

>>72761149
lol

FFF caralho

CARALHO

>>72761154
DUDE POP MUSIC LMAO

>>72760732
Bossa nova? Ahahahhahahaha

>>72761709
FODA-SE

>>72761678
because of your imagined image of me based on 2 posts in this thread and one incorrect assumption on your part?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm outraged but then again it's only fucking Eurovision, nobody will remember any of the songs a week from now anyway. Salvador can go suck a shit. Awful.

>>72761678
Don't talk to him. He's obviously baiting.

>What did he mean by this
He might be a pollack shitposter too

Too bad Spain got 5 points. 0 sounds more like it

>>72761154
He's channeling Come on Eileen

>>72761541
you don't know what avant-garde means do you?

>>72761684
>flavour of the month shit
Still better than any of that shit produced at Eurovision
>muh multiculturalism and sheet

>>72761149
amo-te tanto

>>72761723
Because your two posts contradict eachother.

>>72761760
literally how

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>>72761724
Yeah who remembers Euphoria, Fairytale, Verka Serduchka, Hard Rock Hallelujah, Waterloo and other ESC songs right?

>>72761771
not that poster but put it this way, nobody will ever remember this song.

>>72760954
He is. Stop acting childish, you're upset your favorite lost, get over it.

>>72761705
3 éfes?

>>72761790
I still remember it though. Check and mate.

>>72761730
5 points came from Portugal lmao

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>>72761771
>people remember Verka more than the actual winner

>>72761797
Fé / Fado / Futebol

>>72761825
é Fátima em vez de Fé

>>72761808
seriously? did they publish it?
Dicks. They should have let us be the first ones to score 0 under the new scoring system

>>72761825
>Press F to pay respect
To Salazar caralhooo

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Which on of you is this kek

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>all this butthurt in youtube comments

>>72761890
cuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuck

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should have placed my meme bet on moldova instead of romania desu

still not mad because I took advantage of the first deposit double money

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>>72761923
>net loss

>>72761951
yeah but I only really deposited €15 so it's not a loss

I outkiked the betting kikes

im still amazed by ONUKA's performance. 10/10

https://youtu.be/ehH0_UXtQlY?t=8716

>>72761923
Já dá para pagar o cafézinho.

>>72761966
>I outkiked the betting kikes
Good job anon, doing gods work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw

>>72761428
>>72761445
>one minute apart
you can't be serious

>>72761541

t. adorno