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Eurovision NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY
USE Opera built in VPN if it doesnt work
Last: >>72756404
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at least spain was memorable
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Cringe time
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UK or Romania
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Belgium #1 screencap this
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POST WINNERS
>Croatia
>bongistan
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EINS ZWEI
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Daily reminder that Ukraine won last year because of politics
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Too bad Belarus will get robbed
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Celebrate diversity
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VERKA PLS SAVE US FROM THESE FUCKING HOSTS
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>inb4 the swede homos get arrested after the show due to "gay conspiration" on live television
Wouldn't be surprised
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10th for this qt
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>>72758466
Belgium sorry
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Portugal #1
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>>72758478
yeah, they deserve a place in top 3 but will probably end up 10-15th
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MOLDOVA
O
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D
O
V
A
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Epic Sax Guy and Verka in one night - live is gudd
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never heard of half these places lmao
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For real tho, Italy is probably the winner
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>>72758477
>Not because of Burial's ghost producing
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>>72758496
belarus for /c/
bulgaria for /cm/
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Time for the real Eurovision to start lads fuck the music
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>>72758496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blnnQMEAfo8
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>>72758525
t: murican
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>Euro
>Australia
explain this
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>>72758525
>t. american
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Only good so far:
>Moldavia
>Portugal
>Croatia
>Norway
And
>BASED VERDA
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verka was the only good thing this eurovision tbf
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>>72758526
Yeah but early slot
Bulgaria could steal it
Maybe even Sweden/Norway
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did he just fucking do that fucking salt meme?
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is bruno mars X smash mouth boygroup making last place?
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>>72758525
t. amerilard
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FUUUUUUCK IM HAVING A SEIZURE
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K, oddschecker is usually right around this time. It has Bulgaria winning, lets see if its right one more year.
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>>72758496
Spain for /out/
Norway for /v/
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>>72758466
Romania for sure
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>>72758526
italy was shit m8
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Ukraine wins if dubs
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Guys this is how it's gonna go
>Romania
>Bulgaria
>Australia
>Croatia
>Belgium
>All other noise
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If Norway wins, I'm going to make one thousand euro dollars.
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You people don't actually think Portugal was good, do you?
Are you kidding me?
If we're going by talent and being a good singer then Croatia was worlds ahead.
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Romania's probably the only one I liked this year. What a show.
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Belgium a cute
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MOLDOVA, BULGARIA PLEASE
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828
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tfw your country voted in the Fisher Price version of Daft punk and not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opT6VGB5zuc
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Eurovision this year was a fucking truck crash
t: Finn
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>>72758590
Less shit than the rest so it still wins.
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>>72758555
Australians have really high viewing figures for Eurovision, so they decided to give them a special invitation to participate a couple years ago, which has now turned into a regular thing
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Someone please make a webm out of the "Yodel it!" guy shaking his shirt
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Where is Russia ?
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>>72758597
You lost 1000 euros man
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Does anyone know who Belgium ripped off?
I know I heard this song before but don't know where exactly.
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>>72758616
no it wasnt
t: finn
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>>72758596
>no Portugal
You're wrong
>>72758601
Beautiful voice, and incredible lyrics. Look it up.
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>>72758616
Oh fuck you, our song was shit and deserved to be dropped.
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>>72758623
Russia-Bulgaria joint entry.
Its a bulgarian man born in Russia.
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>>72758555
they have been broadcasting the Eurovision in their country for a long time. So in 2015 Eurovision started letting them participate to get their voters' money
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>waifufags all hype up belgium
>she's shit and boring
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I think Bulgaria will win.
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Top 10
>Moldova
>Hungary
>Portugal
>Croatia
>Norway
>Cyprus
>Romania
>Sweden
>Bulgaria
Winner
>Belgium
Prove me wrong!
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>>72758601
>Croatia was worlds ahead
>le contemporanean quirky fat opera man with double voice
he has a good voice, but the song is fucking horrible
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The GOAT is back
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>>72758634
>look it up
I just saw it live you dumb cunt. It was shit.
It wasn't even good. It was one of the worst songs tonight.
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>>72758623
banned
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>>72758596
>romania
i will cut off my dick on stream if that even gets in the top 5
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Eurobros vote France. Vote hot girls speaking nasty language
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portugal and italy were dogshit
shame on you for liking them
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>>72758640
You need to pay to enter too
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>switching to english
for what purpose
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Haha looks that this Eurovision got SCIMMIA'D haha
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>>72758555
No, but I can explain why Israel is in
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wtf jeg hater hjemlandet mitt nå
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REALEST VERDICT FOR THIS EUROVISION :
NOT ENOUGH MEMES/10
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>>72758665
Capped.
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>>72758623
they wanted to send a wheel chair patient to play 4D chess and dodge getting booed by ukraininan audience but they got blocked and then didnt send anyone
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FUCK THIS I WANT CHAINMAIL-CHAN TO WIN
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Portufag here, how did we do? Literally didn't listen to our song yet.
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Salvador!
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>only 34
Women really do age like shit
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>>72758616
BLÄKBÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖRD
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12958850
http://www.strawpoll.me/12958850
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>>72758616
>this year
hahahahah
But I think 2009 was one of the best years in the last 20 years
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seriously, someone explain to me why the /mu/tans like belgiums song, it was fucking trash
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>>72758510
THIS
i'm taking all of you fucking dickheads to meme court if you don't vote for moldova
LET THE SAX MEME BE REBORN
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>>72758667
>Vote hot girls speaking nasty language
But french is beautiful
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>>72758433
Moldova, Belgium, Portugal are my favs
Hopefully spain, sweden or hungary will lose :^)
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France wins
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>>72758675
meant to quote this
>>72758615
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Gotta love Croatia
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>>72758679
you can't make this shit up btw
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This year was OK as far as QTs go fellas, but nothing can top last year's Italy and Belgium desu
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>>72758673
Diversity
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>>72758699
lol
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Wtf is this playback garbage
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>>72758696
They liked it only because of the Qt3.14
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this broad sold the most ukranian records? what a shitty country
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>>72758691
I still don't get the hype for the winner from 2009.
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BOYS SKIP TO 1:08 AND TELL ME BELGIUM DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-_Ggk0ZmX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-_Ggk0ZmX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-_Ggk0ZmX0
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Is current song what russia tried to send? It's the best by far, no wonder Ukrraine didn't let them compete
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This is no Wild Dances
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>>72758696
lordefags and betas who only like it for the girl
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never forget
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>>72758727
Winner was ok but check top 15 and you will find many great songs
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>>72758696
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828
Basically... pedophiles
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>>72758496
The Australian song was really fucking bad.
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>>72758635
It was shit like our every contestant since 2006
>>72758633
Yes it was
>>72758686
BURAKKUBURDO
>>72758691
Lose control was okay
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Wild Dances was the best winner in Eurovision history
Fight me
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worst songs this year:
>spain
>israel
>romania
>norway
>germany
>cyprus
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Let's face it: Portugal Post Malone is the clear winner.
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>>72758729
It doesn't
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>>72758717
It's the truth
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i hate lorde but i love belgium
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>>72758762
i agree
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Netherlands new Spice girls
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Belarus was actually kinda decent.
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>>72758742
fuck... when was this again? Plz I want to kek
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>>72758765
>romania
lol I liked it
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Can understand the love for Belgium but I seriously don't get why /mu/ likes Portugal
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>>72758762
No objections here
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>>72758762
you're correct
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>>72758777
that THICC main vocalist
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>>72758744
2nd place is fantastic
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Is Germany going to finish last for the fourth year in a row?
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HEY MAMA
HEY MAMA
HEY MAMA
MA
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I voted for Belgium.
t: Ukraine
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DOITFORYOURLOVVADOITFORYOURLOVVA BABEDOITFORYOURLOVVADOITFORYOURLOVVA BABEDOITFORYOURLOVVADOITFORYOURLOVVA BABEDOITFORYOURLOVVADOITFORYOURLOVVA BABEDOITFORYOURLOVVADOITFORYOURLOVVA BABEDOITFORYOURLOVVADOITFORYOURLOVVA BABEDOITFORYOURLOVVADOITFORYOURLOVVA BABEDOITFORYOURLOVVADOITFORYOURLOVVA BABEDOITFORYOURLOVVADOITFORYOURLOVVA BABEDOITFORYOURLOVVADOITFORYOURLOVVA BABEDOITFORYOURLOVVADOITFORYOURLOVVA BABEDOITFORYOURLOVVADOITFORYOURLOVVA BABE
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The greek chick was the best qt, imo
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>>72758785
Its a comfy song and different in a
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Vote for Portugal!!
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>>72758766
If this wasn't a pleb pop contest sure. Love him, but let's be honest, the fun of Eurovision lies in the terrible music it brings to the stage and the pleb taste of the voters.
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>>72758765
Norway is fine, quit being a stick in the mud
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I'M GONNA KILL MY BOYS IN MY BED
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>>72758805
That's what you call a perfect score, for Germany.
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>all these fags wanking over the belgian girl despite her being a snoozefest
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>>72758785
Imagine sitting on a gondola while the boat guy sings this going through venice
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>>72758691
2010 was also pretty good:
>Lena
>Drip drop girl
>Tom Dice
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what the fuck is the norwegian drummer wearing on his face?
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>>72758817
different in a good way*
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>>72758783
2015
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>>72758785
Because the singer is some sort of an autist and the song actually sounds like it was made by a person.
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>it's a "the portuguese can only win useless competitions instead of developing as a country" episode
and yes, t. barbosa
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>>72758835
thank u based michael
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Mess with Portugal get Retardugal
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>Waifufags
>Not voting for Greece
I'm just a passerby but you guys really have a shit taste.
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Which Mumford and Sons song does Belgium's song sound like? Can't pinpoin it exactly
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>>72758809
Thank you based Ukranon
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The fuck is this? The Shire?
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>>72758839
the squarepusher mask
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>>72758839
Will he die if I pull that mask of his head?
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VERKA THE MAIN STAR IN THE UNIVERSE
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>>72758839
A DaftPunk reference.
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>>72758844
At least you still make music, dad, our music industry is dead down here
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>Celebrate diversity
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mask off cover
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PERCOCET
MOLLY PERCOCET
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>>72758696
im a big fan of London Grammar
she reminded me alot of them
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>>72758785
>Can understand the love for Belgium
I don't. Someone pls explain.
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Fuck yes Onuka, only good thing about this show
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>>72758858
it would be extremely painful
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Where the fuck is Jamala?
I know she was on the semis but they can't just fuck her like that
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I missed it but from what country was the girl with the wannabe Lorde voice?
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>yfw eurovision gets their diversity scimmia'd
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Imagine if every song was like this, traditional instrumentation instead of boring ballads
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>This flute
ONE TO THE ONE TO THE THREE
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>>72758861
Squarepusher*
>>
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>>72758871
Pedo's
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>>72758848
kek
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>>72758452
what?
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HOT DRUMMER GIRL
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OHHHH SHIETT im feeling this
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>>72758885
Wait, scratch that
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Was between Portugal and Belgium.
Ended voting the one I could honestly say I could listen 100 times and still sing with it.
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>>72758865
kek
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I like the new Stormtrooper design. Good on you for sponsoring Eurovision, Disney.
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>>72758877
shes on later
semis song is better than one she sings here
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>>72758839
A mask, so that no one can identify him after he kills the boys in the shed.
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pls gib us votes, last 5 years have been miserable
t. Croatia
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>>72758885
a lot of countries tried that in the past, they almost always flopped
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>>72758909
Italy?
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dat ass
Is this Cyberpunk 2049? Or ghost in the shell?
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>>72758901
it's the only one i can recite the lyrics to
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WHAT THE FUCK IS SOMETHING ACTUALLY GOOD DOING AT MY EUROVISION ???
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>>72758921
Will do
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>>72758903
Synth girl is superior
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I'm getting Ghost in the Shell vibes from this song
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the fuck is that gipsy techno song
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Best song of today kek
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wtf im into tron now?
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this is actually very tight
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>>72758909
sweden?
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Kraftwerk lol
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>Imagine if someone goes Electro Swing next year
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where can i get a qt ukranian gf?
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this is like a shit versoin of the knife
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>>72758915
Good for her
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They are activating the sleeper agents
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>best song isn't even running
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>>72758932
There's almost always good music at ESC, just not from the people you can actually vote for
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What instrument is that? Pulling a hankie out a drum.
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>>72758555
Ausfags are eternal Anglos even though they constantly let the side down by being brainless Abo shaggers
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Oi the long ass lion king horns are awesome
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Am I in a Russian nightclub now?
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The best song in Eurovision 2017 is not a contests just a filler song.
wew
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>>72758969
this
loving this
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>>72758958
The pants? Yes.
The song.... eh....
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what is this, it's good as fuck
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Why is ONUKA not the Eurovision contestant from Ukraine? They would blow up the fucking scene there.
Check out ONUKA LP btw, it's great.
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>>72758981
lmao
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This is the best part of this whole fucking show
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PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A REAL INSTRUMENT
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Where's the drop though?
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Nice kraftwerk ripoff
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this is fucking great
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>>72758983
Were you here last year when amerifats actually won with their mid show participant?
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I am DIGGING this
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This is my next Shadowrun character in the making.
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EXTREEEMEEE
SSKEEEELEEETTOOOONNSS
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>>72758983
>>72758969
>>72758984
>>72758986
>treating russians like people
50 rubles have been added to your account.
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>>72758683
E o bacalhau/sardinhas?
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>>72758998
It is
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I wish hungary won or the untouchable guy
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>>72758998
this girl is qt
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why is she dressed as a stormtrooper
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>>72758998
YES.
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holy shit
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that was actually hype as fuck
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>>72759019
>>72759025
what's it called
>>72759022
very
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love tibor
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I'm sold on the flute
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>>72759020
>Hungary
Sorry sir, i think you dropped your hat
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This is the best part of EUROVISION
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That was really good
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STRAYA
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CHEEKI BREEKI
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>>72759024
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Australian faggot
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POWER F L U T E
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Oi cunt
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so, who are they and where can i listen to them? it was actually p good
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Timur is bae fuck all of you
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>going for the UK
BASED
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cheeky aussie cunt
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>>72759043
kek man you PWNED him lol
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shilling
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VOTE FOR THE WORST COUNTRY OF 2K17 EUROVISION
>Azerbajan
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now this is the real pedo shit
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IMAGINE
buying a eurovision fandom shirt
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>>division
I should watch this
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>Lolivision
don't show this to /a/ pls
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>>72759079
>not Cyprus
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>>72758630
every pop song released in the last 3 years ever
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wow she's hot af
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C U N N Y
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>american accent
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>im going for UK
>ahhh.....
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>>72759033
It's called a drum you fucking autist
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c r i n g e
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>>72759079
Portugal
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>>72759079
Germany, to keep their series going.
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>>72759089
It's too late, I'm already here.
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sexual tension
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>>72759102
did you hear it though? because it didn't sound like no fuckin drum my guy
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A
C
U
T
E
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>>72759090
>not Belgium
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>>72759096
BURN IN HELL PEDO SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>now this is the real pedo shit
>i experienced a lot of things now i want to experience them again
...
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qt overbite
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>>72758927
I actually really digged that QT in the back with the dark short hair. Really rustled by nutties.
>>
Can someone please tell me the name of the song, i need more ukrainian flute techno in my life apparently
>>
>>72759079
Spain.
>>
>>72759043
Why....
>>
THEY ARE GOING TO BELIZE
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>>72759102
He pulled a fucking curtain out of it and it made sounds, typical drum
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L O L I
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QT CUNNY
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>little kids with makeup
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The midget speaks better english than the hosts
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>>72759079
Fucking Sweden without a doubt
>>
kid does better job than the hosts
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>>72759122
u mad?
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>loli has better range than most of the adults
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stop dissing tibor
>>
What's the pol approved candidate?
>>
Damn, that girl speaks speaks better English than the hosts.
>>
y'all sleeping on poland and belarus
>>
>>72759033
>>72759102
It's called 'berbenytsya'. Found it on their website: http://noni.org.ua/dovidnyk/berbenitsya
>>
EVERVISION STARS
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>>72759169
Belgium
>>
did they send poland's collective mom to sing us a power-lullaby? serious question
>>
>>72759079
Spain by a long shot
fucking Big Five ruins this shit
>>
>>72759169
>G E R M A N Y
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>>72759139
>>
>>72759169
All of them, there were no blacks singing
>>
>>72759169
The homo hating guy
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>>72759171
speaks speaks
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>>72759169
nigga don't no one like pol
>>
>>72759130
Onuka - Vidlik
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M O L D O V A
O
L
D
O
V
A
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>>72759169
italy
>>
>>72759165
Timor the lame you mean.
>>
give me more of that loli
>>
>>72759186
only correct option
>>
>>72759197
What about Israel?
>>
I legit enjoy Azerbaidjan's song tho (Skellington one)
>>
P
>>72759197
Sweden had a black
>>
Vote for the Portuguese busker, please!
>>
>>72759079
Absolute shit taste
>>
>>72759199
Žak?
>>
can't wait for the next one in nmnmnmber
>>
Idk why Azerbaijan song is quite
>>
>>72759142
lol
>>72759180
thanks homie
>>
>>72759165
Tibor is cool, but Timur is utter shit
>>
>>72759224
same
>>
>>72759219
Its shit but will finish on #8
>>
>>72759130
It's the mix of their songs. Check out ONUKA self-titled and Vidlik for all of these.
>>
>not voting for the Portuguese autist
>>
>>72758785
it's an actual song sung by an actual singer and not some manufactured pop shit
>>
Sweden
>>
>>72759169
Russia.
>>
>>72759224
Please let Azerbaijan place top 10
>>
>>72759118
>>72759142
>what is a mic'd up drum?
>what are fx pedals and MIDI controllers?
>>
Spain last place
Norway: will kill that boy in his shed
>>
Everyone vote Croatia, if we do shit we wont be performing next year
>>
Banter with the loli was so shite it made the norks launch a missile test.
>>
France was hot as fuck
>>
>>72759180
baraban = drum
barabanytsa = big drum
they have names based on how many liters the barrel is
>>
Jesus christ I hate gays
>>
Looking forward to the Danger Zone/ City Lights mashups
>>
>>72759130
>>72759258
Onukas Svitanok is the chillest shit ever, you should start from there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM6jhRO0d5E&list
>>
dammit romanian girl makes me happy
>>
>>72759275
i refuse to believe you actually heard it
it sounded like a fucking synthesized horn
>>
How old is that Belgium QT?
Also I legit liked France
>>
>>
sauce on loli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZqcUxZvc4A
>>
>>72759280
>croatia having a tantrum and quitting
Serbia rises
>>
>>
is the audience 90% gay men
>>
>>72759186
this
>>
>>72759224
it's one of my favs yeah
>>
KEK AUSSIE BTFO
>>
>>72759310
>lolivision is real
lord have mercy
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>>72759224
>Skellington
KEK
>>72759228
Fuck off would ya
>>72759278
Kek
>>
who the fuck is this
>>
LOLOLOLOL
>>
>>72759293
Why the fuck are you watching Eurovision for
>>
>>72759320
celebrate diversity lmao
>>
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>>72759314
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828/
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828/
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828/
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828/
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828/
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828/
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828/
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12958828/
Spamming the poll one more time. Belgium and Portugal winning so far.
>>
Every fucking time.
>>
STAGE INVADER!!!
>>
The absolute madman
>>
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That fucking mooning
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>>72759321
>not lolivison.png
One job, seriously
>>
lold at mooning aussie
>>
Boycotting Australia
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>that tackle
AYYY
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AUSSIE <3
>>
Cheeky cheek man!
>>
lol typical aussie shitposter
>>
>>72759292
Wrong, "berbenytsya" is a different thing that derived from the similar instrument called "buhay".
>>
>australia shitposting in real life
>>
>>72759321
would fug
>>
AUS BANTER
>>
SOMEONE POST A SCREENCAP
>>
AUSTRALIA
>>
>>72759360
wait what
i missed it
fuck
>>
OMG HE DID IT WELL DONE YA CUNT
>>
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>>72759205
Ty famalam
>>
Did someone screengrab that?
>>
ARSESTRALIA!!!
>>
>>72759360
He's gonna get the shit kicked out of him by the Ukrainian police
>>
>>72759079
Azerbaijan is gonna finish in top 5 m8
>>
>aussie shitposters invade the eurovision
fucking lol
>>
that was the most Australian thing ive ever seen
>>
>>72759379
shit me too
>>
TOP KEK
>>
>tfw didnt see the mooning
>>
Hungarian guy is awesome!!! :)
>>
I BELIEVE IN WHOOOOHOOOO
>>
>>72759394
best timeline
>>
>>72759388
Hopefully
>>
>>72759402
BASED
A
S
E
D
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>>72759402
I fucking love aussies
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even in real life Australians live up to their reputation
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>>72759409
you can rewind on youtube! i missed it too
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>>72759402
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CHEEKY AUSSIE SHITPOSTER
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>>72759402
when did this happen
>>
>>72759180
As I said, it's a drum
>>
>>72759402
Yes!
>>
Like choosing chocolate from a box
I always go for the white
>>
>>72758983
>>72758986
I missed it, anyone got a youtube link?
>>
Anyone who votes for Belgium is a Shitposter
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>>72759402
Australia, you won my vote
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>>72759402
It's always the fucking strayas isnt it
>>
>>72759347
>portugal
>romania
>italy
/mu/ confirmed for shit taste
>>
>>72759425
i hope he gets maltreated by the police
>>
>>72759442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY
Rewind, if it doesnt work use Opera VPN
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>>72759425
That's it, no more Eurovision for Australia!
>>
Did anyone find out what that russian technoclub filler song was?
>>
Please VOTE for FRANCE
otherwise you have shit taste
>>
>>72759423
thanks m8
>>
Professional reaction from Jalalamalala desu
>>
>>72759463
Some anon said that it was mix of few songs by onuka
>>
Is that aussie still alive?
>>
MOLDOVA MOLDOVA MOLDOVA
>MOLDOVA MOLDOVA MOLDOVA
MOLDOVA MOLDOVA MOLDOVA
>MOLDOVA MOLDOVA MOLDOVA
MOLDOVA MOLDOVA MOLDOVA
>MOLDOVA MOLDOVA MOLDOVA
MOLDOVA MOLDOVA MOLDOVA
>MOLDOVA MOLDOVA MOLDOVA
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>>72759470
Trop tard, Jacques.
>>
mooning is pathetic
pathetic
>>
>>72759482
TOP 5
>>
>>72759463
Onuka was her name with some orchestra that I didn't catch
>>
>>72759416
Ukraine is still Russia lite
>>
>>72759402
>>72759425
>>72759488
>>72759489
New meme when?
>>
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Based Aussies.
>>
>Australia: 10
REEEEEEEEE STOP THIS
>>
MOLDOVA YAS
>>
super hype for australia's points. Will they show us the alien again?
>>
RONALDO IS DOING IT BOYS
>>
>azerbaijan connected through 56kbps modem in a t-shirt
>>
azerbaijan's camera and sound quality.
top kek
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z2kVZy69MI
>>
>>72759521
you should've included the takedown, best part
>>
what is the bump limit on /mu/
>>
lmao belarus wtf
>>
>>72759530
TSUUUUUUU
>>
>>72759526
VOTE SAX MEME 2017
GIVE THE MEME HIS RIGHTFUL FAME
>>
>>72759541
politics
>>
>>72759539
300 or 150 images
>>
>>72759539
300, last thread got to about 700 though
>>
>>72759532
>Android
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HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
>San Psychosis
>>
"...the GRAND WIZARD..."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Wizard
LOL LOL LOL "creative" introduction indeed.
>>
>>72759557
this
>>
Portugal winning, not bad desu
>>
This is rigged as fuck
>>
>>72759553
I will make a new bread one once we hit page 10
>>
>Portugal will win
fuck
>>
>poortugal winning yet another useless competition
>>
>portugal
seriously, WHAT THE FUCK???
ITS FUCKING DOGSHIT
>>
Isn't that FKA Latvia?
>>
>>72759463
https://youtu.be/yRHwWGO_A48
Not completely the same as their performance though
>>
>Portugal winning
I am positively surprised
>>
>/mu/ likes the winner
Absolute lmao, watch everyone change their minds when they realise they're not contrarian enough
>>
FUCKING PORTUGAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>latvia
>"Thank you for fantastic SLEEP this night"???
am i missing something? lmfao did she just diss their asses
>>
12 POINTS TO AUSTRALIAN ASSMAN
>>
>>72759581
I mean I liked the song but I still think Belgium will win
>>
how does this work, is this the public vote?
>>
BOREtugal is winning fuck this shit
>>
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JEWS BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
HOHOHO NO MORE JEWS
>>
The voting is boring, they announce the 3 or 4 songs.
>>
>jews are out
>>
>>72759586
She was the goat
>>
>>72759600
she said sleepless nights
still a bizarre thing to say
>>
No more Israel in Eurovision?
>>
>>72759605
this is the jury vote, amounting to half of the total points
>>
>>72759605
No, Jury
>>
seriously what the actual fuck do people see in this portugal song???????
i am fucking baffled
>>
JEWS SHUTTING DOWN MEDIA
WE ARE WINNING BOYS
>>
>>72759585
That's the point?
>>
https://youtu.be/Cbbc7UT6XAM
>literal shitposting
>>
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legitimately feeling bad for my israeli bros
>>
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SOB STORY
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>>72759594
hahahahahh
this
But dont forget that /mu/ liked last years winner too
>>
>>72759636
what was that all about, I dont get it?
>>
>Portuguese autist sperging out every time he shows up on screen.
LMAO!
>>
>Spain and Germany 0 points
>>
>Jews pandering to other nations
sasuga
>>
>>72759594
Portugal was the only one that send an actual musician who had some sort of originality in himself.
>>
>>72759605
Yeah, then at the end each country's jury votes get added on so everything just changes
>>
>portugal winning
He'll get his wish to wear a pro-refugee sweater afterwards, without the contest runners telling him no after all.
>>
Get a new mic, Albania.
>>
>>72759628
Do you not have a heart?
>>
Is Montenegro high?
>>
>>72759594
You can already see it happening, kek
>>
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
>>72759636
What happened? I missed it
>>
>>72759639
>>72759594
/mu/ almost always likes the winner tho
>>
>italian harambe
>>
>>72759639
>/mu/ liked last years winner too
lies
>>
>>72759620
oh alright, thanks
>>72759644
the guy said that the israeli national broadcast tv station is shutting down forever, so this is their last eurovision, if i'm not mistaken
>>
BASED WALMART MIC
>>
>>72759648
Not funny he has parkinsons disease he cant help it
>>
MOLDOVA
O
L
D
O
V
A
>>
>belgium is dropping
noooo
>>
>Germany still has zero votes
Its happening.
Fourth time in a row last place.
>>
>>72759669
>israeli national broadcast tv station is shutting down forever
wtf? how does that happen...
>>
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>croatia
>12
>>
Happy if anyone except Australia or Italy wins desu
>>
i genuinely hope those two hosts outlive their children
>>
>>72759674
>tfw it isnt even going to finish top 10
SAD!
>>
>>72759662
here, missed your post by a second >>72759669
>>72759679
it sounds fucked so i hope i misheard
>>
These fucking presenter kids can't stay professional for longer than the introduction, before looking down and acting horribly bored
what is this, amateur hour?
>>
Top 3 are legitimately the worst songs
>>
>>72759662
Israel is over, everybody go home. Officially announced during Eurovision.
No really, the Israeli Broadcasting Agency is shutting its doors due to restructuring in the public broadcast structure.
>>
why would juries of music professionals vote so politically
>>
Mad if anyone but France wins
>>
Can someone explain the scoring system?
t. burger
>>
based scandinavian friendvote
>>
>>72759676
YES
E
S
>>
>graham norton referring to the UK as 'we'
>>
wtf austria
>>
pathetic
>>
>>72759710
feels good
but also feels bad
i'm conflicted
>>
>>72759700
because Trump won
Also there should be no jury voting
>>
>>72759701
I feel you
>>
GO BULGARIA
>>
>>72759706
Political games mostly
>>
Norwegian jedward
>>
>>72759700
It's an European thing.
>>
>>72759727
Fuck off, this is Poortugal land.
>>
>>72759706
It's a thinly veiled "how much our country likes your country" voting system.
>>
KERMIT THE FROGGIES
>>
>>72759706
the one with the most poitns wins
>>
>>72759508
It got better actually. At least the police are for sure.
>>
>>72759722
what a loser
>>
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>that guy who bet on France coming bottom
>>
>that many points for bulgaria
how
>>
>>72759722
Kek
>>
Wtf Norway
>>
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Why the hell is my country represented by a nigger? How did we let this happen?
>>
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NORWAY
YES
>>
not even Australia giving Germany any points.
Germany reverse win confirmed.
>>
>>72759737
but no one likes portugal this much
>>
>germany still 0 points
THE DREAM IS STILL ALIVE
>>
>>72759756
our biggest mistake
>>
>>72759763
even the fucking spanish gave us 12 points
>>
Independence from what?
>>
>>72759746
catchy song desu
>>
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>Germany 0 points
>>
>>72759752
fuck off don't you know who that is, show some respect
>>
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>>72759771
Mongolia
>>
>>72759771
Swedes and Russians
>>
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>Germany: 0
>>
FINLAND REPORTER IS
CUTE
U
T
E
>>
That was the most unnerving wink i've ever seen.
Also fuck off France speak English cunt
>>
>>72759771
happiness
>>
>asking every girl for their number
Can't wait for twitter and tumblr to have a fit about this
>>
>Not a single point from France to Belgium
Fuck you too frog eaters
>>
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>france: celebrate diversity
without skipping a beat
>>
Why is finland even allowed to vote for sweden. They learn swedish in school there ffs
>>
>>72759706
Once a year we watch gay people sing and give them points.
It's kind of our thing now that we can't fight wars with each other any more.
>>
>>72759480
Yes, I think I can name them as well in order. It's Misto ->Around Me -> Look -> Time -> Vidlik IIRC.
>>
>portugal wins lol
>>
Why is the jury so cringe?
>>
>>72759763
True. The 12 points are the 'Look at how liberal we are'
>>
>>72759669
Their president wanted it, because they said it was too political, costly, bureaucratic and inefficient
>>
>>72759795
this vexes me
>>
portugal wins pretty much confirmed
>>
>greece gives cyprus 12 points
BASED ON MUSICAL MERIT ONLY
>>
That wasnt obvious at all Greece
>>
Greece gives Cyrpus 12 points...what a surprise
>>
wow graham is brutal
>>
fucking everything is politicized in this shit song contest
>>
>>72759813
damn dude, feels bad
>>
Lol, ganhamos, we win, fuckheads.
>>
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>>72759797
>>
>>72759812
what's liberal about voting portugal
>>
Stupid shitty Portugal
>>
>>72759783
She's a singer, Jenni Vartiainen
>>
>Belarus not even in the top 10
feels bad desu
>>
just wait till they call Russia
>>
Wait, this is only the jury vote? What the fuck.
>>
>>72759829
British bants always good
>>
we wuz eurovision winners n shieeeeet
>>
>>72759820
Finland gave Sweden 12 Points
what a surprise!
>>
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>>72759831
>no votes for germany
>votes for UK
Brexit mattered
>>
>>72759776
No, I don't. Who is that?
>>
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>Germoney 0
>>
>>72759802
Actually thanks for that, can you tell me how do I into onoka? They sounded fucking 10/10
>>
At this point I dont mind /fa/ winning
Moldova will give 12 points to Ukraine
>>
MY EARS WHAT THE FUCK MOLDOVA
>>
>>72759842
I love all the salt
>>
>portugal song wins
>doesn't matter because gabbani will still soar euro charts since his song is catchier
Scimmia'd even without winning desu
>>
rip headphones
>>
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>>72759763
>12 points go to the best song
>every other high point score goes to the country you like the most
>>
>>72759855
/mu/'s favorite from ESC '15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usdXbeGHi8
>>
>>72759842
Cry us an ocean for us to explore and conquer.
>>
>that fucking awkwardness with armenia
jesus fucking christ, drink a redbull or something
>>
>>72759858
They've released only the album and several EPs so far. Try self-titled album, and then Vidlik EP.
>>
DON'T DENY
>>
>>72759831
Is this your first Eurovision? It's always been like this.
>>
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Has Armenia ever given Turkey points or vice versa?
>>
So are we looking at Eurovision at Lisbon next year?
>>
GERMANY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
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>le disco babushka break
>>
God I love Eurovision
>>
>Celebrate Diversity
The joos are not even trying to hide it
>>
EINS ZWEI
>>
Is there going to be a second round of voting?
>>
>>72759907
kino
>>
>>72759901
YES
>>
>>72759901
is this a soccer match?
>>
>>72759911
Double dubs checked
>>
>>72759907
good lord, this is cringey
>>
>>72759911
>911
>>
>>72759933
Spooked
>>
>>72759926
if only
>>
Russia Goodbye!
>>
>>72759897
Thanks, will give it a listen
>>
>>72759938
12 btw
>>
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>>72759897
>>
Only Verka brings me joy
>>
>>72759901
as a german this is what i hope for every year for all the smugness we see from people having high hopes for the new song.
>>
POPE COMES TO PORTUGAL
BENFICA WINS THE 4 CHAMPIONSHIP IN A ROW FOR THE FIRST TIME
PORTUGAL WINS EUROVISION FOR THE FIRST TIME
ALL IN THE SAME DAY
>YOU CANT MOPE THE POPE
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lmao the iceland guy
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>>72759938
You're the kind of guy who calls literally everything cringey
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>>72759946
searx?
>>
HOLY SHIT THAT REJECTION
>>
>that fucking denied hi5 from the austrian singer
my sides
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>portugal too patrician for the general public
RONALDO ISNT GOING TO MAKE IT BOYS =(
>>
serbians are hot
>>
Why is everyone voting for Portugal?
>>
I wonder how the televote will stack up
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was portugal even good?
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mfw Portugal will win
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>>72759946
Check >>72759716, I'll reply there.
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he has literal autism
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>>72759957
there's a difference between acting silly and acting like a retard
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>>72759951
I have no idea why they only send the most generic pop-shit every fucking year.
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SERBIJAAAAAAAA
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WHAT A DIVERSE AUSTRALIAN
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Based Australia
>>
>quintessentially strayan
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12 TO THE UK BASED AUSSIES
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THANK YOU BASED AUS
>>
Wtf - I actually liked Spain
>>
Based Aussies
>>
>>72759993
It was nice when Finland won with that metal song tho
>>
>>72760000
checked and kekked
>>
Ayy Lmao is back!!! But she toned it down.
>>
>>72759983
who cares? we won, suck it
>>
>>72759954
Don't forget the fact we won the European Championship less than a year ago
>>
WOWOOWOWO SHITPOSTING AUSTRALIA LOVE YOU
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AUSFAGS ARE THE ETERNAL ANGLOS
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>>72760009
lol wtf
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Australia wtf
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>>72759979
Because he has a heart condition
>>
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
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That's it, I'm out. Next year we'll send a literal retarded nigger and mop up all the diversity votes.
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>>72759979
By far the best song, sung by an actual singer, composed by an actual composer. It's still surprising in a pleb pop competition.
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>>72759983
it was a moody, emotional jazz ballad, you tell me. I loved it.
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who italy presenter
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>Brexit
>6 points
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Based Aussies
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>>72759998
remove kebab please
>>
>>72759979
>>72759983
>>72759985
the only thing preventing it to be 12 points on all countries is the fact that no one knows the language, its a beautiful song
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>>72760000
fucking kekd, saved
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>german lady doing the roman salute
top kek
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ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING TRYING
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>>72759951
>ss we see from people having high hopes for the new song.
how could anyone approve of this bland as fuck song
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>>72760030
So they want to kill him?
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I'm new to this shit, can any of you guys tell me what all this is about?
t.leaf
>>
holy shit germany, please end yourselves
>>
>tfw there are all these newfags here who don't know /mu/ esc memes
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>Germany: we are celebrating diversity here
just fuck my country up senpai
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>>72759983
It was the only song that wasn't utter garbage. He actually can sing aswell.
>>
why are you guys so against diversity
>>
Germany can sympathise with killing the boy in the shed.
>>
SPAIN AND GERMANY STILL AT ZEROS KEK
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Its a song contest for European countries, it started around 1956
>>
wait do they show the people's votes after this or is this it?
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C E L E B R A T I N G D I V E R S I T Y
>>
The state of Spain
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CELEBRATING DIVERSITY HEEEEERE
>truck proceeds runs people over
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>>72760083
Yes
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Portugal's lead is gonna be unassailable
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>>72760083
Yep, they will do them all at once at the end
>>
good doggo
>>
Salvador, the drummer
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>>72760083
first is every country's jury then public vote I think
>>
That's not a duck
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>Switzerland: we are celebrating tonight
This is getting ridiculous now
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i fucking love diversity you closed minded shits
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hopp schwiiz!
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>tfw i'm dutch but haven o idea who that guy was
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>>72760091
Kekd
>>
>>72759946
>>72759944
Got ya fucking covered now: >>72760093
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>3 for Germany
>0 for UK
Fucking irish don't make us famine you again
>>
yesssssss belgium
>>
Fuck off paddy, we're taking all your potatoes this year
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>>72760072
'cause it literally only means washing out native cultures in favor of Islamic immigrants. What good has multiculturalism brought anyone, other than food ofc
>>
>>72760117
god bless
>>
Why didn't you guys vote for Moldova. We had a decent pop song
>>
FUCKING SHIT IRELAND GIVING POINTS TO GERMANY
>>
>this drug addict from georgia
lmao
>>
OH NO GERMANY HAS POINTS
FUCK YOU IRELAND
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>moshi moshi
wtf?
>>
moshi moshi
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BASED IRELAND
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>>72760102
>this is what amerifags think is bait
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>>72760117
thanks senpai
>>
>Cyprus
Explain that man's existance
>>
>Moshi moshi
>>
Was the Georgian high?
>>
>moshi moshi
Georgia confirmed weeb.
>>
>>72760113
Douwe Bob
>>
>britbongs on suicide watch
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>>72760137
Decent isn't enough
>>
>>72760140
ruined a perfect game those dingbats
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>>72760133
>people actually believe this
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>>72760137
Moldova is the best song
>>
>pun intended
>>
>Greece 12 to Cyprus
>Cyrpus 12 to Greece
Seems legit.
>>
>greece
is anyone surprised?
anyone?
>>
>>72760137
It was the faggy jurry votes. Popular votes are added after.
>>
>audible chuckle from crowd when he said "everyone wants to know what cyprus voted"
lmfaoooo
>>
Cyprus Greece
Greece Cyprus
What the actual fuck
>>
>Moshi moshi, georgia desu
>>
>>72760162
britbongs mildly surprised they're doing so well more like. I was expecting last place.
>>
>>72760143
This guy actually had a decent song on 2016 eurovision (also with noel gallagher on the bass)
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>>72760117
Thank you man.
>>
BOOING CYPRUS LEL
>>
Did the juries screw Italy?
>>
whats up with the hosts randomly speaking french????????
>>
WHOOO THE FUCK VOTED FOR GERMANY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>72760191
i thought they were having strokes
>>
>>72760165
What else does it bring that you like? Great values and attitudes?
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>>72760191
Tradition
>>
How does this work after this vote?
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>Jury
>Jew-ry
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GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA GO BULGARIA
>>
>>72760195
Ireland
>>
Wew never expected Moldova to be above Belgium tonight
>>
>>72760191
french is the second language of the contest
>>
>>72760195
>Filthy Paddy
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>>72760195
Ireland, oddly enough
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>>72760191
they have to speak french aside from english because the french are iliterate fucks
>>
>netherlands above belgium
how
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>>72760210
this isn't the youtube comment section senpai
>>
As usual Italy got screwed
>>
>>72760202
please don't bring politics into this dude, just have a fun time with us
>>
>>72760202
youre literally only opposed to muslim culture prove me wrong
>>
>>72760222
Trips of truth
>>
>spain still 0
>>
Atleast Spain's budget Jack Johnson failed
Also fucking belgium traitors speaking french instead of dutch
>>
>>72760243
>implying being opposed to muslim culture is bad
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>>72760229
Sorry boys I spend to much time on pol and its slowly become less and less ironicly
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>>72760229
>don't bring politics into eurovision
ayy lmao
>>
>what about the 12 points did you get...... it?
these fucking hosts...
>>
>>72760229
>Eurovision
>no politics
Pick one
>>
>>72760222
VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE CONNARD
>>
>Germany got points
FUCK
Somebody vote Spain, quickly. We need Germany to be at the bottom,
>>
Never forget our alliance, Portugal
>>
That's an American!
>>
>>72760263
no worries man
>>
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MOLDOVA
>>
>>72760269
pretty cheeky
>>
>12 from UK to Portugal
Sorry lads
>>
>>72760174
These hosts are actually pretty snarky
>>
>OMG WHERE'S THE DROP???? XDDD
>>
>>72760248
>Also fucking belgium traitors speaking french instead of dutch
Are you american? Belgians have always spoken french ya dingus.
>>
>>72760264
Portugal was too patrish for the general public. They'll probably fail with the general vote and fall far back.
>>
>>72760222
suck my saucisson, you dumb cunt
>>
>>72760264
who is bob mortimer anyway?
>>
>>72760224
belgium was boring and soulless as fuck
>>
>>72760277
Forever bros!
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mfw Armenia is in EUROvision
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>croatia to hungary
gotta be nice to your neighbors :)
>>
>>72760273
>>72760297
as expected. fucking baguettes
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> HELLO EUROPE
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>>72760293
I'm Dutch. Half their country speaks French and the other half speaks Dutch.
To be more accurate, Wallonia speaks French while Flanders speaks Dutch.
>>
>>72760133
hot girl
>>
Start with germany pls
>>
literally 0 points to spain
fucking amazing
>>
Anyone but Australia
I would fucking hate it if that happened
>>
GIVE YOUR STRENGTH TO MOLDOVA LADS
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
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>>72760298
/our/ guy
>>
>>72760338
>MOLDOVA
MOLDOVA
>MOLDOVA
MOLDOVA
>MOLDOVA
MOLDOVA
>MOLDOVA
MOLDOVA
>MOLDOVA
MOLDOVA
>MOLDOVA
MOLDOVA
>>
RIGGING INCOMING
>>
>>72760338
Unfortunately, juries didn't meme enough
>>
E FOI O SALVADOR QUE OS FODEEEEEEEEEEU
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>>72760321
fuck you bowie
>>
Fuck Bulgaria
>>
>>72760288
they have been kind of sexist, rude and crass.
dislike them.
>>
>>72760328
I'm half belgian and Flanders can go fuck right back to the Netherlands for their lolweed. We could use their clay.
>>
>>72760338
I want Bulgaria to beat Portugal.
>>
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MFW im from Moldova!!!!! LETS WIN!!!
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new bread when?
>>
Are y'all ready for the points?
>>
MOLDOVA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>
>>72760368
There's only 5 more minutes
>>
pls not portugal
>>
spain 0
>>
>>72760367
But can you win?
>>
germany can still come last, let's go for 3 for 3
>>
dont care who wins as long as it isnt portugal
>>
>>72760368
there is a new bread but no one is using it :^(
>>
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GERMANY LAST AGAON
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>>72760367
doamne ajută
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>>72760362
Wallonia is the more weed-inclined half of the country though.
t. Fleming
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>12 for the uk
fuck you guys srsly
>>
Get your hands together for Spain. We need Spain to get past Germany.
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>the city of germany
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAH SUCK IT
GERMANY IS NOT LAST
>>
Can someone explain the voting/points now?
>>
nerrway
>>
This is intense
>>
>>72760392
If we win it will bankrupt our country
>>
>>72760407
I think they just add all the points of all the votes and then announec them.
>>
>>72760407
seconding this, i have no clue what's happening
>>
>on the right
gg
>>
>>72760407
there are two voting rounds, the previous round was the jury votes, the round hapoenong right now are the votes of the people
>>
>>72760407
adding all the popular votes
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>>72760407
All the different countries' phone vote scores for each country are lumped together and given to that country
>>
>>72760407
instead of the jury saying which neighboring country they like the most, the population does instead.
>>
>>72760407
These are the points from the public vote
>>
belgium ftw
>>
France 90 points you serious?
>>
I TOLD YOU CROATIA WAS ROBBED
>>
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>croatia didnt win
>>
MOLDOVA HYPE
>>
FUCK PORTUGAL AND FUCK THAT AUTISTIC NIGGER
>>
MOLDOVA HAS A CHANCE
>>
>>72760432
>>72760436
>>72760439
>>72760442
>>72760444
So previously they were announcing "Pro" votes from each country, but now they're announcing the total of "Voter" votes going to each country?
>>
>>72760464
yes
>>
>>72760464
aye
>>
>>72760486
Cool.
>>
holy shit the autistic high nigger is actually going to win
>>
>>72760222
It is actually because France is paying for the show.
>>
it is confirmed boys
>>
I can't believe you guys didn't make Moldova win
>>
>>72760570
Dude moldova at #3 is still huge achievement
>>
Holy shit, didn't expect the general public to have decent taste. Thank God Portugal won.
>>
/mulit/ won
/fitpol/ on suicide watch
>>
https://twitter.com/13barrasRBB/status/863520998791892993
lmao
>>
>>72760455
I feel you, Portugal is great too though
>>
Okay this speech actually made me quite happy that he won
>>
actually pretty based speech
>>
>>72759901
>Portugal gave them all their votes
hehehe
>>
literally /ourguy/ calling out plebs on live tv.
>>
>>72760455
But hey you finished like 8th right?
>>
>>72760670
>>72760675
Agreed
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Portugal!!!!
>>
even the language sounds disgusting
>>
him giving credit to and singing with his sister is actually pretty sweet.
>>
>>72760742
This is a win for actual music, composed by artists and sung by people with voices. go back to your rap/metal/electro/pop shit.
>>
post yfw when >i was only pretending to be retarded won
>>
I know Germany was generic pop shit, but was it really much worse than everyone else?
I mean only 6 points?
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>mom says his speach was pretty shit
>tell her ofc you dont understand it you listen to katey perry
B T F O
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>>72760817
>>
>>72760830
not much worse, but probably even less memorable. I'd put like 40% of the entries on the same level, 17y/o fuccboi that made second place included.
>>
>>72760839
Noice
>>
>>72760839
wow, rekt, you are so cool
>>
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CARALHOOOOOOO
>>
>>72758597
How's that bet?
>>
>>72760362
I live in the netherlands and my city is right next to wallonia you dip
>i'm half belgian
lmao how is this even a thing belgian isn't a fucking race/identity
>>
>>72760243
Tell us 5 great things about muslim culture that aren't MASSIVELY overshadowed by :
1) Stoning to death of gays.
2) Beheading of unfaithful wives.
3) DEATH PENALTY for apostasy.
It's 3 bad things VS 5 good things. Should be easy for you to win. Right?
>>
>>72760288
They outright called the UK spokesman 'old' because one of them was literally born the same year she won the award...
They're fucking morons.
>>
>>72761042
name something from any culture that wouldn't be "MASSIVELY overshadowed by" by those things
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>>72759795
I want to see the back of this Jacket-Dress
Someone explain to me how this works
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>>72761074
Name any culture which actually enforces those things outside of fucking muslim shitholes.
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>>72761093
why
there isn't even one "muslim culture" turkmenistan and iran are completely different cultures
>>
>>72761074
>Any other country would be shit with this type of behavior
Exactly
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>>72761081
Its closed on her lower left side
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>>72761157
so why "Should [it] be easy"?
>>
>>72761196
Because it's easy to list the five highest achievements of any culture that isn't a shithole and they always outweigh the bad except in the case of muslim cultures which have stayed 400 years behind the rest of the world in every respect due to their bullshit goatfucker religion.
Muslim "culture" adds nothing, it only detroys modern societies wheever it goes. The only examples of muslim societies that are even close to modern standard evolution are those that are kept alive by money and money alone.
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