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So tonight is Eurovision. It's shit. However, What

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So tonight is Eurovision.
It's shit.

However,
What's the best Eurovision song ever and why is either one of these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUQnlXsISvg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAc
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Spain, Anabel Conde, Vuelve conmigo, 1995. She did not win and that was really unfair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8nTjiEdI2c
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Hottest Eurovision winner coming through
https://youtu.be/J4g5QYJOFzQ
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Stop shilling this garbage you fucking cucked europoors
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>>72749851
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F R A N C E G A L L
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C
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G
A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cv9NIzGmSI
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>>72749989
Mother of god, I knew I recognized that voice. This is the woman who sings a song I've been trying to find for months now, I didn't know who sang it until now. Thanks anon.

(The song in question btw) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWRCJhsz5t4
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>>72749692
That song sucks.
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Why is every peformer a fruit?
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>>72748862
How the fuck did our dutch slags even get through what the fuck
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>>72750251
Because Eurovision is camper than christmas, you silly billy,
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>>72748862
>called eurovision
>lets australia in
>lets israel in
>lets armenia in
>lets morocco in (once)
I mean, you have an argument for Cyprus and the trans-continental countries, but what did they mean by this?
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>>72750648
They meant that they wanted it to be worldvision or something like that but there are yet not enough countries from outside of europe and changing the name would be a mistake because of all the hostory eurovision has.
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>>72748862
Yogelehee Yodelehee Yodelehee Yodelehee YOOOO!
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how to make an eurovision song in 2017
>take a relatively popular top 40 song from the last 5 years
>switch 2-3 notes, also change a couple of sentences
>voila
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>>72750493
This, SO MUCH THIS
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Who are you rooting for tonight, lads?

Portugal and Bulgaria here.
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What did you all think of Norma John? Too dark for Eurovision IMHO
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>>72750825
There's always one song that is tiers ahead of the rest. IMO, Portugal has the best song this year and I really hope they win.
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>>72748862
Ruslana was a given winner that year. I also loved this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSueQN1QvV4
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>>72750825
I will root for Australia because I'm Romanian and they are my brothers in shitposting.
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>>72750787
They better sing something dutch or I'll lose my shit. Tired of being cucked by the english language in an event about representing your own country.
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>>72750979
Cry no more...
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Track Shittaz are still the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKQf8Z5uWQ8
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Completely lost interest in it after the political shit last year.

The block voting was bad enough.
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>>72750895
The best song of this year's contest.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qTLczT5h9Lo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOsmEO_osXQ

This is still the best performance on this show
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>all this shit taste

Make your way for tonight's winner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OnRxfhbHB4
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I felt it was a vast improvement in variety on the past two years, which have been ballad heavy and DRYYYY.
Baffled by some of the song choices. But then I don't get exposed to the rustic east euro shittaste.
Kekd when I heard about them refusing Russia.

prepping chicken kievs for dinner
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>>72750178
kek
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>tfw my country actually provides an acceptable song for Eurovision
>tfw Eastern Mafia will prevent it from winning

Feels bad to be a Barbosa
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There will never be a song better than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps3kxGo_gro
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>>72752326
Truly a masterpiece
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really like this song, wish I had one of those hats
songs have gotten really boring in the past year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHAY_OVN_gY
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>>72752920
>This anti-fun crowd
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>According to Gabbani the lyrics of the song are a mockery of westerners who believe they can take Eastern cultures and "westernise" them. The song cites such aspects of Eastern and Indian religions as the Buddha and Nirvana as well as man's evolution from the ape, the idea for which he got from reading The Naked Ape, written by British ethologist Desmond Morris.[2] In an interview with La Repubblica, Desmond Morris praised the song for the "clear and fanciful reference to the theories" described by him, and for "the precision and sophistication of the lyrics" like Bob Dylan and John Lennon. Morris also added that he wants Francesco Gabbani to win the Eurovision Song Contest.[3]

>The song begins with a reference to William Shakespeare's Hamlet. Gabbani wants to highlight how modern society is divided between the temptation of spirituality and the necessity of appearing, and he describes people as "anonymous selfie-addicted".[4]

>The use of the Saxon genitive in the song title and chorus is a further critique of the fashion for the anglicisation of the Italian language but originally the song was called in Latin as "Occidentalis Karma" (Western Karma).[5][6]
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>Eurovision went from actually making you a career in the industry to a homo fest with literal second and third tier talent that can't sell albums on their own

why did this happen
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>>72753960
leftism
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>>72750170
Wasn't this on Planet Terror or Deathproof soundtrack?
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Are we talking best actual song or best meme? I vote this for the former category as best of 10's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVcKNzmvfxI
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Daily reminder that this corporate fuccboi will win Eurovision
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>>72753884
>>72751504
Gabbani will probably win IMHO
>catchy, upbeat song with summer vibes that 99% of all the other songs of this year lack
>self-deprecating but humorous and lightweight lyrics that make up for, uhhhh, small talk on "so true" topics
>all of the foreigners say the love the song and want it to win

t. Italian person saying his country will win not because of the nationality but because this song has all of the right cards
Too bad Eurovision music sucks and the voting sessions are circlejerks.
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>>72748862
shut up nigger!
this is the best that ever came from this shitty contest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
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>>72750825
Belarus, it's really comfy
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Is it just me or do the majority of songs in the past couple Eurovision's sound shockingly normal for the contest?

Are we out of the ridiculous eurotrash era?
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>>72754541
Maybe half of them are boring but it's still super diverse
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What are the opinions on Bulgaria's shota?
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Finland might have done better if they sent this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_ZcC2_RJT4
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>>72754172
>Gabbani will probably win IMHO
Will probably get screwed over by the judges like in 2015
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>>72754541
most of them just seem to be boring ballads sung in english now
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>>72754584
I like it but not singing in English has to be as disadvantage
I think it's my favourite though I don't know Italian

>>72754578
His song is fine but I don't like it as a winner, needs more
>>72754599
At least everyone but the UK remembers to make up for KT with staging
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>>72750895
great song

us barbosas like melancholic songs and probably gave it a high score, but I guess the rest of europe is not into it
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>danish contenstant isn't even a dane but a 'straya cunt

this makes me mildly upset
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1.Lena
2.Loreen
3.Emillie
4.Conchita
5.Jamala

>>72754646
It balances out because Australia has never sent someone 100% white
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>>72748862
>implying this isn't the greatest eurovision song of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVj8tlXQ1Vg
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>>72754619
UK has actually good staging this year.
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>>72754646
cyprus had a welsh guy once
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>>72754718
Yeah and a decent song

First time since 2012, I think, the year with Andrew Lloyd Webber
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>>72754672
2014 interval: Aboriginal mixed
2015: ambiguously brown mixed guy
2016: Korean lady
2017: aboriginal mixed

yeah that checks out
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>>72754757
That was 2009. They did okay in 2011 when they sent a boy band.
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>>72748862
On What should I bet?
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I'm pretty sure people only watch Eurovision to see Graham Norton take the piss out of everything. He's a national treasure.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0td62XxnjBk

is there really any doubt? i don't mean to dismiss other performances but jesus fucking christ he smashed it
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>Estonia had the chance to send this in 2013 and didn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk
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>>72754812
Some people do

Others genuinely like it (me)
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>>72754859
Yeah, but you're a faggot.
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>>72754785
>That was 2009
Embarrassed

I just remember it's been a while since it looked like we tried

>>72754896
Not exactly
But besides plenty of people in Europe genuinely like it too

It's FUN and I like the songs
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>>72748862
What exactly does a victory at Eurovision constitute? I'm trying to say that these performers will ultimately have only one bearable song throughout their entire career and once the dust has settled no one will even remember them.

Take for example the Austrian tranny, the SJW's gave him the win to show how liberal they are. But does anyone even remember him nowadays for his music?
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Got a link to a livestream for an American't ?
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>>72754859
I'm a massive Eurovision fan, sure it's silly and cheezy, but it's fun and a lot of the songs are catchy and enjoyable.
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Why doesn't America ever get invited? Is it because Europeans know they would win?
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>>72755097
Starts in about 17 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY
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>>72755097
maybe here

http://cricfree.sc/bbc-1-live-stream
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>>72755097
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
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>>72755123
Eurovision started blocking the US last year.
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>>72752326
They asked him what he thought of the EU Constitution and he said "It's all a bunch of gobbledeygook", then the Irish voted against the Constitution. The most common reason given for a no vote was "It's all a bunch of gobbledeygook".
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>>72755115
We didn't honor them for 30 years like Australia did.
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winning eurovision just to have to host it the next year is a bit like going out with your mates for your birthday and having to buy all the drinks
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>>72755165
vpn
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>>72755165
>Jeopardy ding
What is VPN?
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>>72755165
>>72755165
>Eurovision started blocking the US last year.

It's been airing on the gay interests channel in the US so it's blocked for American viewers on official YouTube channel.

>>72755163
>http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
works for me
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All the Dutch propaganda on TV rn is cringe af
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>>72755320
Gotta love Viacom
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>>72755078
Yes

It was a decent song, nice staging and the contestant is 100% memorable
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>>72755198
>>72755209
Implying I want to bother with that
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Why did the odds of Italy from 1.7 to 2.75 in 5 days?
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>>72755320
Did you watch the Logo stream last year? It was god fucking awful. 0% chance I use that ever again.
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>>72755379
Some weird choices during rehearsal with outfits and other countries improving.
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I placed a bet for Norway, do not fucking let me down I need money.
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>>72755369
>implying installing a VPN extension on Youtube is that difficult and takes that much time to set up and use
You really are retard-, I mean American.
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>>72748862
>Balls celebrate diversity
>Everyone is white
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91st for Ukraine is the cringiest country on European soil
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What a shitty opening act
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>>72755403
You're betting on the wrong horse, buddy.
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FYI theres a stickied thread on /int/
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>>72755369
I believe there are several streams that doesn't require VPN.
Here's a Finnish one, not sure if US is blocked or not
http://areena.yle.fi/1-3783980
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>>72755434
Haven't the entire production been incredibly troubled?
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>>72755451
Don't pander to this American moron.
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>>72755328
What propaganda?

Oh god..
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>>72755448
/int/ sucks tho
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belgium is winning
(you) my post
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>3 male hosts
Why is this allowed?
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>Ukraine priced tickets too high so most Ukranian's couldn't afford it
>large parts of the floor empty because of it
what a botch
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>>72755494

Ok
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>>72755494
She's cute, but no.
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>>72755494
I wish. But i dont see her winning. She seemed very stressed while performing in rehearsals.
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>>72755509
diversity
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>>72755510
>>72755509
>>72755459
>>72755434

Stop this russian propaganda it just started
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So who you got boys? I will lend my meme powers to Epic Sax Guy
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>>72755533
>khroo khroo
speak human please
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Israel first to sing
RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D
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110th for /ourgirl/
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Israel is /hm/
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>>72755555
digits confirm
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>>72755550
but starting is bad
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>Poortugal
>white
https://youtu.be/ax-S2CAEznQ?t=5s
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>>72755537
Portugal or Italy will win
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(((eurovision)))
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These false notes are breaking me to pieces.
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>>72755533
Not that poster, but how is pointing out that the three hosts are white males and that that shows lack of diversity russian propaganda? Also, I didn't see the second semi-final nor the entirety of the first, but one could be pointing out production errors in those two.
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feel aliAAAAAAAAAAAve
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>>72755585
kekked
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>>72755585
imaging singing in front of a multimillion audience
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Making me the pizaaaaaas
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>>72755565
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>>72755566
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If you guys thougt that Calvin Harris or Avicii was bad then listen to this shit
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Nice boobs, Poland
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Spooky skeleton pls go
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>"here's my leg and boobs"
poland the song
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Sounds like a rejected Bond song
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Last year I asked Polan to bring back the boobs. They heard.
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Yay comfy Belarus song
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This song is comfy and makes me happy
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Everyone not voting for Portugal this year is getting disowned and deported.
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Belarus girl !!! Please let me bang !!!
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a cute!
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>>72755697
>sympathy voting for le ebola boy
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what a warm song :')
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It's like an even blander Mumford and Sons
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>>72755697
>spending money to vote
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uh oh fans on the boat aren't working.
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is the guy's singing a bit off or is it just me?
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Belarus is cute!
Cute!!!!!
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Definitly best so far
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>>72755697
Fuck you France will win screencrape this
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You people do realize its all scripted? Everyone in the audience are holograms, including hosts and singers.
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>>72755719
More like voting for the best song.
Which was the goal of this contest before boobs and meme voting happened.
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Belarus may be in top 5 i think
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>>72755728
I wouldn't bang anyone in Mumford and Sons
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>no qt gf to represent your country with

kill me please
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY
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>That kiss
Hnnnggggg
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>>72755742
Singer is hot but song is trash
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>>72755731
this, after the last year's debacle russia losing to jury political votes they can kiss calling goodbye
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This dreamworks movie is weird.
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best singer yet
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>>72755790
ayy
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>>72755770
>"but song is trash"
>Implying that its matters
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>>72755797
Song is comfy and great for radio play, but it'll get lost in the competition.
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>not singing in English 2017

has a non-English song ever won?
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>Letting moonman into eurovision
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"We need a less ethnic Michael Buble"
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This song and staging't don't match.

...oh wait...Running On Air...I get it.
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Moon man?
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>>72755748
I'm voting for the country that has the best song and it isn't portugal
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>Moonman in eurovision
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>tfw cant watch this shit with spee anymore

my life means nothing
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>>72755797
Spotted the Austrian.
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>>72755752
>no qt guitarplaying bf to represent your country with
fixed
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HEY SOUL SISTER
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that guy is such a white male its incredible.
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>>72755817
Last year a mostly non-english song won, before that it was 2007
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His accent sounds perfect to me, how does he do it?
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>>72755808
>he thinks it doesn't

why do you think France always ends up so low in the rankings?
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HEY NOW
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she looks like a stripper
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>>72755859
Because they send trash rap songs
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best song for now is Belarus, it looked like a disney song
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Armenia with DON'T DENY
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This might be the only Armenian song not about genocide
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

NEVER FORGET
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Just popping in to say that if you really want that little pant sniffer from Portugal to win, you are everything wrong with the world.
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Who let China in?
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she's summoning
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See this is what I want from Eurovision
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Discount AyaBambi realness.
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Voguing is back
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>>72755859
>why do you think France always ends up so low in the rankings?
Geopolitics
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B I G
P A N T S
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>>72755915
It never left
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>>72755859
>>72755882
France has some fine choices, see Sebastian Tellier

But yeah, Moustache was pretty bad
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Armenia sounds very similliar to ukraine's song from last year
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This is some real Illuminati shit.
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what the fuck is this
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This shit good, not sure if countries like these are even european
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That white haired girl makes my peepee poopoo
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Oh hey Wilson Phillips is back
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>>72755934
Son you high.
Does not sound anything like it.
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>>72755934
This sounds more like Major Lazor than Burial
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this diva wannabe shit really needs to stop
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>>72755919
lmao I know geopolitics is a thing in Eurovision but c'mon. It can't be used as an excuse for everything, especially in France's case.
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>>72755962
+1
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this song speaks to me
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>>72755962
You at the wrong international song contest
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Didn't know HAIM are from The Netherlands.
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>>72755962
agreed
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a song about women periods
wat
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The most diverse thing so far has been dress size.
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THICC
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THICCCCC
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This sounds like a rejected TLC b-side
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Strong singing voices though
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what brings people to create this kind of music?
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>>72755995
+1
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This song sounds like an 80s sitcom main theme reject.
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>>72755903
The best band to ever grace the Euroshitty Song Contest
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>>72755919
Now that they voted for the "Brussels approved" choice, they might have a chance to win
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I wish dubstep was still a trend at eurovision, too bad those songs always got weeded out in the semis
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I mean, our song might not be great. But at least we don't do shit like montenegro.
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>>72756021
kek, true
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>>72756013
Exactly my thoughts
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oh shit the guy with the potes flag is back lol
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Oh shit EPIC SAX GUY TIME
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It's meme time boys
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EPIC SAX GUY NEXT
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Netherlands was best soi far
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MEMEDOVA
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>>72756032
It was always some Baltic state bringing the beats
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Draco moldovfoy
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>Literally sending an internet meme
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>Epic sax guy
HOLY FUK
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I want the epic guy to epic sex me!
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Why are the hosts always so fucking cringey
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GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO GO MOLDOVA GO
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here we go fellas
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Time for the memes
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good thing the "le epic sex guy xDD" people aren't the kind that vote on these shows
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HOLY FUCK
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>>72756076
kek
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Euromeme meme memetest
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Best one so far at least
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we've got a winner here
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singer had too much cocaine
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>>72756111
sadly
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We get it
It's a meme
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The backup singers outfits are really cute
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>>72755451
Thanks, Finnanon!
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It's it wrong tho like this?
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based fucking saxguy
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there's literally a livestream in youtube
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Calling it: They're gonna send O-Zone next year
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>>72756154
but its blocked for americunts
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"Last place" the song
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>>72756163
Please
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http://www.logotv.com/eurovision-song-contest/live-stream Free logo stream for the us but with annoying commentary
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>>72756143
Yes, offenders will be crucified on le epic cross
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>>72756163
I want to see this so bad
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MANBUN
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Öcsém represent
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Jamalalama jamamlalala hamaaalamhajaja
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Oh fuck the gypsy who should run for romania
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wait a sec this isn't english
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what is pakistan doing here
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Hungarian the weeknd
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Is he a matador, is the biggest question
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I always like the more traditional songs
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Why is he spanking that vase
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Sounds like a fucking taliban beachparty.
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>>72756188
Therefore no votes
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Pickpocket's theme
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>>72756201
kekked
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I speak hungarian, he's asking for money
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honestly the best song so far
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this song had the exact same bass drop thing as the last one. what the fuck.
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The violinist is like a sexy Ann Robinson
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hey he said SAMURAI
fucking cunt is fishing for weeaboo votes
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DJ KHALEEEEEED
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is he rapping now?
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I'm sorry Hungary, didn't know you were struck so hard by immigration. At least the girls are QTs.
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>spending saturday evening alone watching eurovision with /mu/
When did this become my life?
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>>72756186
fucking spot on
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Im proud of Moldova!!!!


Also I have huge respect fro countries that sing in their native language.
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This is actually an ISIS recruiter song
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I would fug the gypsy girl
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>>72756169

Thats for Spain, like always.
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>>72756211
Italy is winning m8

>>72756218
Until he started rapping
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OH CRAP
A RANDOM RAP
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Harambe time
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>>72756243
i'm waiting for this moment every day in a year famalam
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>>72756243
same here. watching it alone with some chips and a six pack
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LET'S GO ITALY LET'S GO ITALY LET'S GO ITALY LET'S GO ITALY LET'S GO ITALY LET'S GO ITALY LET'S GO ITALY LET'S GO ITALY LET'S GO ITALY LET'S GO ITALY LET'S GO ITALY LET'S GO ITALY LET'S GO ITALY LET'S GO ITALY
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>>72756242
These guys are gypsies they are here for centuries now, really.
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Shit they brought the old Italian colonial empire with them.
>>
Here comes the big favorite for this year.
Place your bets
will it win?
>>
>white power hands
Italy our guys?
>>
Watch the gorilla
>>
italy it's gonna be a song about pizza and spaghetti
>>
>>72756243
This and the Coachella streams are the best part of mu
>>
DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
>>
Are those star trek cosplayers as backup?
>>
this italian song is dogshit, how can this be the favourite to win?
>>
ITALIA WINS
>>
Fuck yeah!

Love countries that dont sing in english.

Apart from UK and Australia no other country should sing in english!
>>
AH AH AH SPAGHETTI
>>
sex appeal
>>
Is he having a stroke?
>>
This is meh :/
>>
>>72756300
This
>>
Is he singing about literal weebs?
>>
>>72756315
I heard that too lol
>>
Is that HARAMBE????
>>
>>72756307
>Australia

??
>>
Issa me, MARIO! Waaahoo!
>>
Isn't it a bit too late for Harambe memes?
>>
Imagine if at the end of the song he pulled a rifle out of nowhere and shot the gorilla.
>>
>>72756326
Yep.
>>
Has anyone here ever been? Is it fun or just really packed and you can't see shit?
>>
harambe-core needs to stop
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>it's a pointless little country decided to sing in their pointless language episode

just sing in english you subhumans
>>
Nirvana karma karma namaste
>>
>>72756280
>white power hands
>not ॐ hands
>>
Mario ft Donkey Kong
>>
hummmmmm
>>
>>72756326
Most probably.
He'd get the vote too if there was some anime up there.
>>
>>72756329
Australia is sometimes a guest at Eurovision.

Aussie last year song was quite good.
>>
>>72756300
>>72756325
It's catchy and energetic
>>
>>72756329
Australia and Israel are usually in the Eurosong. Dunno why.
>>
>>72756329
First time watching eurovision?
>>
Top tier butterface
>>
Denmark reclaimed from last semifinal
>>
Heard Champa... Singing about Dragonball Super confirmed
>>
>epic sax song
>harambe song
Well this is gonna be a good year
>>
Omm what? Isn't he italian? Why is he apropriating indian culture?
>>
Oh CHRIST MY DICK
>>
denmark has a cutie
>>
>>72756339
No they should make it so you can only sing in your mother language. I'm sick of the English
>>
these videos that play before the song are the cringiest shit
>>
When did dolph lundgren transition
>>
>>72756307
>ireland should only sing in irish
the gaeltacht is only like 100k m80
>>
Obligatory Pee break ballade.
>>
who are the favorites
>>
Denmark is pretty good
>>
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>that gap between her teeth
>>
>>72756371
That's the joke.
>>
>>72756383
You already won enough as it is
>>
She is a screamer
>>
>>72756390
Italy, Belgium and Portugal
>>
>>72756380
You should only post in your mother tongue and fuck off m8
>>
>>72756396
Just enough for your dick
>>
yo thats mac demarco
>>
NEW BREAD
>>72756404
>>72756404
>>72756404

NEW
>>72756404
>>72756404
>>
Why is she on her knees
>>
>>72756383

and they're probably all more talented than every Anglo gobshite Ireland has sent in the past 10 years
>>
>>72756359
>First time watching Eurovision

No, I've watched it some times.

After a search Australia debuted in 2015 so it's normal to not known about it, it's only been 2 times out of fucking always
>>
>>72756396
Its the london look
>>
>>72756420
Eh are you forgetting jedward?
>>
Did the writer find this song on his 'hits for early 2000s' folder?
>>
>>72756396

i had to leave the room because of that gap
>>
>>72756416
Dud.
Page 2.
>>
Our boy
>>
lmao no neck beta

he looks like uncle fester for fuck sake
>>
ResidentSleeper
>>
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>>72756442
Oh shit I forgot /mu/ moves much slower than other boards
>>
>>72756165
>but its blocked for americunts
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

will the grand final youtube video be available to American'ts eventually?
>>
oh man this song is so nice
>>
Portugal is so shit wtf
>>
Is he dare i say, our guy?
>>
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2SPOOKY
>>
CROATIA GOOOOOOO
>>
Jontron singing Lion King songs/10
>>
Winny Puhh is the best thb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk
>>
>>72756355
Makes sense, given the masses are composed of brain dead mongrels.
>>
>>72756509
detected the 17 year old

inb4 barbosa
>>
My mates dad was on Eurovision, he was in Bardot. We rip on him for it quite a lot.
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