Anon, here I have a transcript of your 4chan postings. On December

This is why if you're ever a famous musician you stay the hell away from Vancouver British Columbia Canada

b-b-bah-boom

>>72728147
>>72728183
Wouldn't happen because A I never posted that and if I had there's no way he'd know.

>>72728147
music

>>72728250
too fucking good

>>72728250
Accurate

>>72728195
keep telling yourself that

Doot doodle-oot doot ...

>>72728338
Fuck off tardwuar

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>>72728147
I- they- its uhh... umm

*runs out of room*

Doot doodle-oot doot ....

>>72728147
>>72728250

what is this meme please explain

You just know Nardwuar's lurking bandcamp/soundcloud threads and saving every link in case any of us get famous.

>>72728416
Watch some Nardwuar interviews and it will all make sense

He's does a ludicrous amount of research into artists beforehand, basically

I'm not saying he's a pedophile.

He just looks and acts and walks and talks like one. One of those kewl punk rock pedos who likes to get rebellious with his hipster friends' children.

>>72728458
Thank you, anon. I appreciate it.

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>>72728458
>He calls a few of their family members and friends

AMAZING HOW DOES HE DO IT!!!!!! OH MY GOD MY OLD RECORD OOOOH I LUVD DAT ONE XDDD OMG WHO TOLD U !!!!!!

Doot doodle-oot doot ....

>>72728515
as if your family and friends even knew what albums you like

oh wait i forgot, you don't have friends.

>>72728515
cringe

>>72728599
>>>/f/ilthyfrank

>>72728579
I NEVER GET POWSI BECAUSE I INSULTED THE WALKING MEMBA-BERRY YOU LIKE ;__;;;

Doot doodle-oot doot ....

i can barely articulate my own lyrics in a way that non aspies can understand, let alone every inebriated shitpost from the past 7 years

Doot doodle-oot doot ...

Is he black? Normal hair is not that kinky

>>72729584
Kinky =/= curly

>>72728147
This shit is why I'm actually fucking terrified of Nardwuar.
If he really wanted to, he could dig up some shit on me that might get me arrested if not shamed severely

I should probably just not bother trying to become a musician. It's all going to bite me in the ass one day. I should just lay low and work at Walmart forever.

Doot
doodle-
oot
doot
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>>72728147
you just ripped off that screen cap that gets posted in /mu/mor threads

>>72729911
nard has industry connects, libraries the fuck up, and reaches out to relatives and friends- you're probably good since you've accomplished jack shit with your life

>>72728195
You're Anon, we have to know!

>>72728147
I'm a woke person irl because I can vent and say retard and faggot on here as casual insults without all the baggage of being labeled a ableist/homophobe for simply liking to say funny words.

>>72729961
stop

>>72728147
>"And this anon is Buyer's ______"
>"Heh uhh..."
>"MARKET, Anon. What can you tell us about Buyer's Market!?"

At most he'll probably dig up some embarrassing childhood stuff if it were me

>>72728183

In fairness he almost always leaves them with a cool or memorable parting gift.