Is there a demon stable point to childrens' music? Like,

>>72710402
Yeah my son is four and he listens to Bartok, Eric Dolphy, Paul Bley, Grieg, Charlie Parker, and Hindemith. He used to cry a lot whenever I would play that kind of stuff but now he just kind of sits there and absorbs it all.

My wife is pregnant right now with a girl and we're going to name her Patricia.

>>72710541
That's nice.

>>72710402
simple diatonic melodies at mid tempo with little dynamic shifts and simple lyrics are more enjoyable for children

>Not forcing your young children to listen to screeching avant-garde jazz fusion to cultivate their patriciandom

>>72710789
>screeching avant-garde jazz fusion
Why listen to that when you can just have free jazz?

>>72710789
Not saying sit your child down and make them listen to field recordings of grass

You can't sit here and tell me Wake Up Jeff and Big Red Car isn't patrician.

I had a ton of the wiggle vhs tapes as a kid and they're legitimately great.

it's like a basic introduction to good music

>>72710402
>the guys doing this stuff have always wanted to spend their lives doing kids songs
How much do you have to hate yourself...

>>72710402
As a kid, like elementary school age, I legitimately enjoyed System of a Down. At 8 I knew all the words to Chop Suey.

Then again I liked the Wiggles too so hell if I know

>>72710541
>My wife is pregnant right now with a girl and we're going to name her Patricia.

>not fucking up you baby's ear so that they enjoy life without music