I ain't got no mothergriefer diamonds That's why I

[2Steve:]
See, grab your swords when you see 2Steve
Call the mods when you see 2Steve, oh
Who stabbed me, but your mobs didn't finish
Now you about to feel the wrath of a miner
Miner, I build 'em up

[2Steve:]
Check this out, you mothergriefers know what time it is
I don't know why I'm even on this track
Y'all miners ain't even on my level
I'm going to let my Minecraft crew ride on you dog-made weak Mad Mob witches
Take diamonds

[Steve Fatal:]
Get out the way, yo, get out the way, yo
The Wither just got dropped
Little Cow' pass the sword and let me hit him in his back
Griefer needs to get banned right for setting traps
Lava accident-murderer, and I ain't never heard of ya
Poison potion attack when I'm serving ya
Stab you, shank your whole style when I’m faint
Guard your gold cause I'ma dip your ass in the paint
Creeper weaker than the griefing' block I'm running through, miner
And I'm sniping Ender Dragon. in front of you, miner
With the ready-power
Tucked inventory with iron and powder
Your flesh petty/sour, I push pistons every hour
I build 'em up

>>72703248
for real i thought that was minecraft yachty for a sec

[2Steve:]
See, grab your swords when you see 2Steve
Call the mods when you see 2Steve, oh
Who stabbed me, but your mobs didn't finish
Now you about to feel the wrath of a miner
Miner, I build 'em up

[2Steve:]
Creep how we do it, keep it real as ingots of gold and steel
This ain't no Hunger Games battle
All you miners getting slain with your bags open
Trying to come up off of me, you in the clouds hoping
Doing shrooms, it's like a sky high
Miners think they learned to fly
But they burn, mothergriefer, you deserve to die
Typing about you getting diamonds, but it's funny to me
All you miners living with dirt – why you mining with me?
I'm a self-made diamond player
Steve livin', out of the spawn, arrows in the air haha
Zombie, remember when I used to let you sleep on the bed
And beg my wolf to let you sleep like undead?
Now it's all about the skins, you copied my style
Five swings couldn't slay me, I took it and smiled
Now I'm back to set the record straight
With my diamond sword, I'm still the Steve that you love to hate
Mothergriefer, I'll build 'em up

[Minecrafti:]
I'm from M-I-N-E Craft where plenty of griefings occurs
No points or circles, we bring raiding to all you herbs
Now go check the scenario: Lil' Creep
I'll bring you fake mobs to your knees
Copping warts in the Nethers
Little Cow, is you poisoned or doped up?
Get your little raw chicken meat smoked up
What the grief, is you grave?
I take diamonds, crash and mine through the caves
With my sword looting, slinging and polluting the blocks
With an enchanted diamond sword to your knot
Outlaw Miners clique moving up another Notch
And your top stars topped and get mopped and dropped
And all your cheated Nether props
Crafted and blocked

[Minecraft Steve:]
Mine-craft
You's raw meat biter, Pac-man style taker
I'll tell you to your skin you ain't dirt but a faker
Softer than sheep's wool with a razor
About to get looted for the paper
Minecraft Steve. Mean approach the seed of the caper
Like a block with Little Creep in a choke
Arrow totin' smoke. We ain't no mothergriefing joke
Mine Life, miners better be known
Be approaching in the wide open, swords swinging
No need for cheating, it's a battle lost
I got 'em crossed as soon as hunger is bopping off
Miner, I build 'em up!

[2Steve:]
Now you tell me who won
I see them, they run haha
They don't wanna see us
Take diamonds
Whole Zombie Mafia clique dressing up trying to be us
Take diamonds
How the grief they gonna be good mobs when we always on our job? We diamond players
Killing ain't fair, but somebody got to do it
Oh yeah, Enders: you wanna grief with us?
You little nooby mothergriefers
Don't one of you miners got trojan virus or something?
You're griefing with me, miner
You grief around and catch hunger or a lightning strike
You better back the grief up
Before you get stacked the grief up
This is how we do it on our side
Any of you miners from Minecraft that want to build it:
Build it!
But we ain't playing, we building drama
Grief you and your mothergriefing llama
We gon' kill all you mothergriefers
Now when I came out, I told you it was just about Zombie
Then everybody had to type on their keyboards with a mother griefing opinion
Well, this is how we gonna do this:
Grief the Enders, grief Zombie, grief Mad Mobs as a staff, record label and as a mothergriefing crew!
And if you want to be down with Mad Mobs, then grief you too!
Ender Dragon: grief you too!
All you mothergriefers, grief you too!
(Take diamonds, take diamonds)
All of y'all mothergriefers, fall in the lava, mothergriefer
My diamond sword make sure all your farm don't grow!
You mothergriefers can't be us or see us
We mothergriefin' Mine Life-riders, Minecraft til we die!
Out here in the caverns, miner, we warned ya
We'll TNT you mothergriefer! We do our job!
You think you mob? Miner, we the mothergriefin' mob
Ain't nothing but killers and the real miners
All you mothergriefers feel us
Our items goes iron and diamond
Take diamonds
You miners laugh cause our party got swords under they mothergriefin' belts
You know how it is, when we launch arrows they felt
You miners can't build it, we the realest
Grief 'em, we Mad Mob-killers
We killers, we killers, we killers

Do you guys like my Minecraft parody xD

>>72703342
it would be a lot better if you actually made a video or track of you and your bro rapping the track rather than just typing out the lyrics and copy pasting onto 4chan. people might actually like it also if you put some funny minecraft footage in the video. just an idea.

(take diamonds)

>>72703607
ILL MAKE THE TRACK GIVE ME LIKE FIVE MINUTES

>>72703784
We're waiting

>>72704137
https://clyp.it/luob2k35
YUH

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>>72704203

>>72704203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iNlAT9BLzo
Try again

>>72704203
you sound like you're 14

>>72704203
JUST

>>72704339
>I'm almost 16
underage b&

>>72703248
Autism

Someone do Who Shot Ya now

>>72704203
this site is for 18+ only

>>72704579 here
>>72704339

We're reaching levels of shitposting that shouldn't be possible

>>72704295
the perfect voice for a minecraft parody

now this is the worst thread on this website