>tfw can't differentiate a consonance from a dissonance

I can't tell my 4/4 time signatures from a 8/8 time signature where they only play half notes

>>72654510
how do you even enjoy music when everything sounds the same then

>>72654510
Here is the patented anon facial expression consonance vs. dissonance chart:

:) - consonant
:( or <:( - dissonant

>>72654661
That's for major vs minor tho

>>72654593
everything doesn't sound same tho. Just don't fucking get why people say bach's music is beautiful when they say schoenberg's one is annoying.

>>72654824
it also works for consonances and dissonances
consonances make u go :) because they're nice and stable and nice sounding
dissonances make u go >:( bc u want them to resolve into a consonance

>>72654841
how familiar are you with functional harmony? it's easy for me to hear the harmonic pulls between tonic, predominant, and dominant and they're pretty easy to spot if you know what they sound like

>>72654510
dissonance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSYpB2n6DFM

consonance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqnFUVCoIL0

congratulations you can now music

>>72655234
lol no

>>72655252
we've already established that op is retarded/deaf so i'm just trying to make it easy for him

>>72654510
>>72654841
Autism.

Consanence are everything except vowels. I don't know what dissonances are though, maybe another name for vowels?

>>72654918
I don't know how familiar I am, yet I can differentiate chords. But I don't get why is that consonance or dissonance.

>>72655266
>>72655286
Maybe I'm retarded and autist lmao.