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1. Start the video by laughing. coughing, or make some noise like a fucking retard, gotta give instant sound and movement to your infant minded audience. Sometimes bring act as your other character to bring an unprecedented level of pandering and DUDE IRONY LMAO
2. Hi everyone, "Inserthony Unfunnymemetano here" internet's biggest cum gargling waste of space
3. Give a long and unnecessary exposition of the artist history and take up at least 30% of the video talking about wikipedia found information. It's pure filler
4. Talk about general information about the sonic qualities that the album has
5a. "Analyze" each track. On instrumentals, use unnecessary adjectives to describe what is being played ("blistering keyboard progressions", "fish oiled coated high hats"), it sounds smart and no one will point out your pretentious way of speaking. Also, point out obvious things about the record.
5b. On song meanings, just rephrase what the lyrics are saying, ("In this song, Johnny Cash talks about how he falls in to a burning ring of fire, and he went down, and the flames went higher, and that he burns") and pretend as if it counts as analysis or what the song actually means.
6. Give your final opinion and overview of the record, and describe your listening experiences of it. Compare the album with past albums and talk about the future. Talk about unoriginal viewpoints and obvious expectations.
7. Give a final score, which is only what the viewers care about. Even though it's in the description, and people spend a hardy 3 seconds on the video because of it. Sometimes you'll write, "watchthevideodudegivememoney/10" if it is a video on a popular artist and want people to gruelingly sit through your 8-22 minutes of bullshit. Then again they can skip to the end. Sometimes when the album is a hot meme off the grill, you'll write "le maymay/10" or "poop/10" or "pandering/10" for your comedic quality.
Faaaaaart!
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>>72647514
You seem more triggered than you should.
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ok
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>>72647514
>someone took the time to write this much about someone they hate
lol
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i think if youre gonna review music you have to be somewhat animated and "fun".
who fucking cares tho man - worry about your life
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>>72647514
Soaring guitar memes.
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This is written by some fatty
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>>72647514
ok op
but imagine the perfect youtube music review guy
what are his videos like? probably pretty similar except he agrees with your opinions
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>>72647514
>when you spend so much time writing this for no body read it at the end
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>>72647514
1. Make your post using a numbered list of things in sequential, preferably chronological order that don't tickle your fancy bringing your posting to an unprecedented level of pandering and DUDE IRONY LMAO
2. antronye fagtano.jpg, internet's biggest cum gargling waste of 116 KB of space
3. Give a long and unnecessary exposition of the reviewer's format and take up at least 30% of the post writing about easily found information accessible on youtube. It's pure filler.
4. Talk about general information about the "negative" qualities that the Fantano has
5a. "Analyze" each small detail of a reviewer's style. On clear ad personams, use unnecessary adjectives to describe who is being talked about ("a fucking retard", "Inserthony Unfunnymemetano here"), it sounds smart and elevates you to a high horse of debating. Also, point out obvious things about the reviews.
5b. On reviewer's opinion meanings, just rephrase what the reviews are saying, (watchthevideodudegivememoney/10") and pretend as if it counts as analysis or what the review actually was talking about.
6. Give your final opinion and overview of the reviewer, and describe your watching experiences of them. Compare the reviewer with peers and talk about Scaruffi. Talk about unoriginal viewpoints and obvious expectations.
7. Give a final word, which is only what the viewers care about ("Faaaaaart!")
Poop.
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>>72647514
5b. is pretty hilarious. I can hear fantano saying this.
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>>72647820
you are all this triggered by this because all of your music taste is based on what some bald youtuber say and you are too scared to even questioning it? wew
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