>Morrissey is making boiled eggs >"that yolk isn't

I'd still drop my trousers to him.

>>72623554
>Morrissey is on a date with a girl at a curry restaurant
>she passes out into her food
>"girlfriend in a korma"

>>72623554
>Morrissey kills the queen
>"The queen is dead"

I hate not being gay.

>Morrissey calls a pizza place about his late delivery
>"How soon is now?"

>>72625091
THIS ONE IS SHIT

>>72623554
THIS ONE IS PRETTY GOOD
>>72623610
THIS ONE IS AMAZING
>>72625038
THIS ONE MADE ME KEK BECAUSE OF THE OTHER TWO SETTING ME UP FOR LAUGHTER

>>72625143
THANKS FOR YOUR STUPID OPINION CUNT

>Morrissey taking a road trip to France
>About to enter the Channel Tunnel
>"I know its Dover"

>>72623554
>Starve Morrissey
>He's so thin

>Morrissey has a friend who's thinking about transitioning
>Next time they meet he ask if he's gone in for surgery
>"Nope, I'm still will"

if morrissey grew vegetables he'd be this farming man

>>72625221
kek

>>72625311
if morrissey was a wizard who used expelliarmus he'd be this disarming man

> Morrissey taking college classes online
>submits a programming project online
> he forgets to upload some functions he was supposed to plot
>teacher emails him
>I've seen your files, but I've never really seen your graph

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>Morrissey goes to get fitted for a suit
>"heaven knows I'm measurable now"
>>72625181
THAT'S NOT MORRISSEY THAT'S ME

>>72623554
>Morrissey does acid
>"This is not my beautiful house"
>"This is not my beautiful wife!"

> Morrissey makes vegan rap
> album is called "Beat is murder"

>Morrissey wakes up, see it's a sunny day
>"I'll see you on the Dark Side of the Moon"

>Morrissey is down on his luck
>addicted to drugs
>"Are you sniffing glue"
>"It's ok, its glamorous glue"

>Morrissey is asked about his responsabilities
>''Responsability is cool, but there are more things in life, like getting your dick rode all night''

>Morrissey sees a baby
>"THREE FOUR FUCK YOU BABY DISJOINTED HOUDINI BABY"

>Morrissey is playing soccer
>He doesn't want to be in the red team
>After much insisting they finally put him in the blue team
>He gets really excited about it
>"I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa"

>Morrissey rides the bus
>the 412 to east croydon
>half hour bus ride
>He gets off at purley tescos
>reaches into pocket for phone
>it's empty
>"Panic"

>Morrissey stops believing
>Thom Yorke stops by
>"Don't Stop Believing!"

>Morrissey is hanging with two buddies
>One of them passes gas
>"Bruv will dare us a fart?"

>Morrisey giving out instructions on how to put on protective workwear
>'Hand in Glove'

>Morrissey is putting the TV together with Johnny Marr but is losing patience with him
>"GIMME THE LEAD, GIMME THE LEAD, GIMME THE LEAD"

>morrissey posts on 4chan
>heaven knows i'm miserable now

>Morrissey sells livestock
>"Sheila, take a cow."

>>72623554
>Morrissey watches a documentary about Muslims ruining the world
>Morrissey watches another documentary about Jews ruining the world
>"What difference does it make"

>anons falsely attributes lyrics to Morrissey which arent his
>that joke isnt funny anymore

>>72626491
Kek

>Morrissey comments on his lamp which he's had for 40 years
>"Ther is a light and it never goes out"

>>72623554
>Morrissey finds 115 yr old eggs
>same old yolk since 1902

>Morrissey passes by the local theatre and sees that they're performing Macbeth for the fourth year in a row
>"It's Macbeth for no reason and Macbeth for another season is a bummer"

>Morrissey tries to get soft serve ice cream on a summer day but the machine ran out
>"It's hot for a season, I believe there's a reason it's out of order"

This joke isn't funny anymore

Morrissey changes his tires.
>Rubber ring rubber ring rubber ring rubber ring.

>>72628270
;)

>morrissey is attacked by a bass twice in a week
>bigmouth strikes again

>Morrissey dresses for the snowy weather
>"hand in glove"

>Morrisey wants to cradle his newborn child for the first time but doesn't know the baby's sex
>"hand it over, hand it over"

>>72630910
For some reason this one really got me.