I saw Michael Gira at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
why would you buy fifteen Milky Ways?
Haha yes!
Epic.
I love this copypasta.
Who was the first one about, FJM?
>>72603195
For a moment you had me until you mentioned the idea of someone purchasing 15 milky ways.
>>72603255
why wouldn't you?
>>72603285
Flying Lotus I think
>>72603285
flylo
>>72603285
The first one was about Stephen King
>>72603195
Yeah except I read this before and it was somebody else.
>>72603285
>>72603521
>>72603854
I thought it was about Ryan Gosling
>>72603859
damn...
>>72603854
It's so funny to imagine him going weird, with his strange look