Double vomit edition
How do I start learning guitar?
>justinguitar.com
Suggested Practice Routine:
>http://i.imgur.com/yfgsTaq.png
Guitar chords and inversions
>http://www.chordbook.com/guitar-chords/
String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>http://stringtensionpro.com/
Music theory:
>http://musictheory.net/lessons
Hal Leonard's Bass Method:
>http://www.mediafire.com/file/sayviwqxfcxfjon/
Steve Vai's Ten Hour Workout
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/kzw6kjuocgicwks/Ten_Hour.pdf
Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 & 2
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/bn8803xzlrbds3b/Guitar1.rar
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/9uhtufuf3z9cx8m/Guitar2.rar
Advancing Guitarist - Mick Goodrick
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/cvfno10fv4lf4a8
Chord Chemistry - Ted Greene
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/61n5op7eiifxztg
Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitar
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/zq35xorj2iaqh22
Modern Chord Progressions: Jazz and Classical Voicings for Guitar - Ted Greene
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/oflu4wdwofhqqtb
Jazz Guitar: Single Note Soloing Vol. 1 & 2- Ted Greene
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/07o65qdh5in1nsq
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/jmu86f7dj8bdxcd
Impulse Response Pack
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/svtfxjtillrdwt8/Gods+Cab+1.3.rar
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/4n28zkjw0zgmdj9/ASEM+RECTO+V30+L2.wav
Old thread >>72561340
>>72566860
Nice, subtle. I can dig it.
How DO I start learning guitar?
>>72566866
>untrimmed strings
I was about to do
be nice to /gg/rimes edition
rec me a fuzz pedal that isnt a big muff but isnt some gay boutique shit that's $150+
>>72566893
We're all so very upset it didn't work out.
NOT
>>72566909
Boss Metal Zone
>>72566923
blow me
>>72566911
lol
Alright, I have to go take a shower and go see my grandma in the hospital. Hopefully I'll be back later tonight.
It's Wednesday so NOVA comes on at 9:00 so maybe not. Depends of if it's shit or not.
>>72566943
I get so much dick recommending that pedal
Nobody cares you anime posting waste of carbon.
>>72566969
y'all niggas don't even love jesus
>>72566969
getting this printed on a t-shirt now
original
https://clyp.it/eft1chy4
note-for-note cover
http://55chan.org/mu/src/1493835277025-1.ogg
cover's isolated lead for better appreciation
http://55chan.org/mu/src/1493835277025-0.ogg
>>72567002
fuck off samuel
I bet if there was some pussy on the line you would play guitar on stage wouldn't you /gg/
You deserve (You)s so little, I'm actually going to give you a reverse one essentially making you give me one.
(noY) ㄣϛ699ϛᄅㄥ<<
>>72567030
how come that's a reverse (you), it is not
>>72567055
Apparently 4chan doesn't like the upside down Y character.
Y
>>72567024
Make it boy poochy and get back to me
>Gets beaten to death
What did he mean by this
Ultem is the best pick material. Anyone still using delrin, nylon, celluloid, polycarbonate, etc. is being left in the dust of the pick revolution. Expensive boutique shit doesn't matter, and metal picks are bad for your strings and finish, so they're only for madmen and hard cunts.
>>72566893
>Squire
Hmmmm
>>72566631
How did you end up on deep internet being so old and why you keep coming here as you aren't a internet addict fuckup millenial
i come back after a year and see this
go outside u fucking losers
>>72567105
Metal picks are bad for the strings? I still didnt break any string since i started using this metal pick
>>72567024
/gg/ is full of homos and fags
>>72567105
70's guitar heroes used nylon Herco picks so i dont need a different pick
>>72567130
You want me to bring my guitar outside? I don't play acoustic, so I'd need to lug around a small amp. I don't own a travel amp. What if I wanted to play bass? Are you going to help me move my fucking 4x15 cabinet just to "go outside"? Fuck off, guitar isn't really an "outside" activity.
>>72567105
>metal picks are bad for your strings and finish, so they're only for madmen and hard cunts.
You've convinced me anon.
>>72567130
every day theres someone coming back after years
>>72567173
>I don't play acoustic, so I'd need to lug around a small amp
not playing acoustic is no reason for pride, you are in shame by saying this
also
>he doesnt have a micro vox amp
>>72567002
that is some fat tone
fat
greasy
meaty
mean
badass
,tone
>>72567145
What brand is it? If it has a good bevel, it should glide right over the strings. The ones I've used (Ice Pix copper flex and Dava Master Control with a nickel tip) chewed up the winding on my wound strings
>>72566015
>implying i dont
>>72567207
I'm not proud, but I'm not ashamed either. Acoustic guitar just isn't for me. There's nothing wrong with sticking to either.
>>72567244
What, did you time travel from the 70s or something?
>>72567244
>>72567306
Pic related
>>72567234
Alice.
Idk what type of bevel youre refering to as "good bevel", the metal pick i have probably doesnt have it, cause i felt it scratching on the wound strings. What did i do? Fix my technique to have the pick paralell with the strings. Now it doesnt scratch n cut the winding anymore.
What did happen to the winding on your strings?
>>72567306
yes
>>72567359
You'd better have a brass nut and a brass sustain block drilled into the body underneath the tailpiece, too. If you don't, you literally have no sustain and you're a huge pleb and Carlos Santana is going to come to your house and shit on your driveway
>>72567443
sustain block on a les paul? does it even exist or ur just memeing?
>brass nut
no, ace frehley didnt like the sound of it when they put one on his guitar
Please recommend easy-intermediate classical pieces that are fun to play.
Recently mastered Pachelbel's Canon in D
>>72567477
Bach's Bouree in E Minor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKSg8t4zyLg
>>72567477
Ave Maria (any non-tremolo version)
where's daddy froosh :3
>>72567274
you should be ashamed if you can't play an acoustic (i.e. shitty sloppy player)
Holy shit, I forgot how depressing is not being able to learn a song.
>WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT I BOUGHT FROM YOU OVER A WEEK AGO??? STILL HAVEN'T FOUND THE TIME TO DRAG YOUR LAZY ASS TO THE POST OFFICE HUH?
>>72567765
Some literal Jew sent me a broken pedal today. Shit pissed me off.
anyone here can do that fast picking
https://youtu.be/ffHWv3JfIrE
>>72566893
she is such a poser
you know she put all those stickers on that guitar like last week after looking at all the 'cool punk kid' guitar players that did that when they were 12
>>72567799
I sold a keyboard to a literal jew at Christmas. She low balled me on an already heavily under market price I had but it was Christmas so I figured what the hell, Ill sell it for that price.
>no good deed goes unpunished
literal jew made up some shit about a complete non-issue that was easily remedied, which I did, she asked for 50% of the price paid back for a tiny inconsequential part that was cosmetic that cost less than 10 cents to replace...I wound up replacing this shit for her and then she started making up other shit, when asked for video proof she stopped pestering reverb and me but then left me a nasty review like 2 months later
I looked her up shes some SJW dork that was in pitchfork and Vice and shit
cunt
(pol is literally always right)
>>72567804
not saying that is not difficult, cuz it is, but it also sounds more impressive than it is
fingerpicking is generally like that where it sounds pretty mindblowing but once you start getting some muscle memory in your picking fingers it becomes a lot less mystical to how many notes get put out
the fretting hand is generally pretty lazy in this this stuff
>>72567885
actually pol is an illiterate guy and quite leftist
>>72567868
what a cunt, I hate people like that.
This guy had the most stereotypical Jewish name that when I first saw it I thought "shit i'm gonna get fucked over" and I wasn't wrong. At least he's being cool about returning it , but that could just be a Jewish trick so I'm still vigilant.
>>72567921
cool, how do i pick fast like that? just 2 fingers doing it fast?
>try to copy ace frehley
>people thnk im another jimmy page copy cat
>even guitar teacher thinks i'm emulating jimmy page hardly and start teaching using zeppelin songs as examples
top kek
>>72567548
I play clean as fuck, nerd. Your accusation is baseless and moronic.
>>72567975
>he can't play acoustic
what a fucking nerd. what you gonna say next? you play cleanly on 8 gauge strings? a-ha-ha.. a-ha-hahahahahahaahaaaaaaa
>pentatonics and heavy riffs arent sensible enough
what do now
>>72567476
Ibanez Artist guitars from the 70s had a thick brass block underneath the tailpiece. They had such a hard-on for brass that they made a solid brass guitar. I don't think anybody actually did it to a Les Paul.
As for the brass nut, I don't see how it would affect tone, other than brighter open strings. Maybe the extra mass affects the particulate neutron diuretic frequencies and disturbs the quantum foam, oscillating the greater and lesser expectorant waves.
>>72568049
nut does affect the sound of fretted notes also
>>72568005
I do, in fact, play cleanly on 8s. I use 9s nowadays, but 8s are great. It's like there's not even any strings.
>>72568005
>not rocking out on the air guitar
Step up your game senpai.
>>72568080
y-you use sissy babby strings. you can't play a fat thick acoustic.
>>72568072
Citation needed
>>72568104
citation: >>72568072 (I)
anyone ever plugged a guitar to an old valve radio
>>72567336
Pretty sure Al di Meola had a beard at 12
>>72567244
fuck off samuel
>>72567105
>metal picks are bad for your strings and finish, so they're only for madmen and hard cunts.
tru
>>72568097
https://clyp.it/fgrijkk1
hash tag: wrecked
>>72568394
wow you can play anon
even better than me... just wow
very good im really impressed, thumbs up
is that a 12 string
>>72568473
Maybe
>>72568394
Sounds good, anon
>>72567942
It really helps to have long finger nails on the fingers you plan to use for picking
I think classical guys will often use four or all five fingers on their picking hand
folky/country/jazzy/rockabilly stuff (travis picking) usually uses a thumb pick and one or two fingers
It took me about a month of playing with a thumb pick before I could do anything with it, after about two months I could pick single note lines with the thumb pick better than a normal pick, and I've been using normal pick technique for about 10 years.
Then you can just make up picking patterns based on permutations of orders of the fingers picking. And you do that watching TV or something and build up muscle memory, pretty soon you can make some really interesting stuff that it just piling out notes on the guitar with minimal fretting hand effort and the picking hand is kind of on autopilot
to me it is so much more fun to finger pick stuff now than play in a more traditional rock sense of chords and single note lines. Whenever I did that it never sounded like music unless I was playing with a band. Finger picking sounds like actual music on its own.
>>72568621
why you said you dont play acoustic and dont have one
>>72568632
I keep my nails short and play classical with the flesh of my fingertips and it works fine--doesn't have to be nails. Then again I'm more of a piano player than a guitarist so I can't have long nails, and I don't playing bass with nails either.
>>72568704
because I hate it and I don't want to talk about it
>>72568753
I don't really play classical but I do some fingerpicking stuff
1-2mm long seems to be the sweet spot for nail lenght, it's enough to get some percussiveness and still be able to use the flesh of your fingertip if you want a smoother sound.
can any identify the pedal up there next to the white Boss tuner?
>>72568817
Metal zone
>>72568830
If you're blind, how do you post on 4chan?
>>72568846
If you're retarded how do you play guitar?
Wait, nevermind, probably the only instrument you could grasp.
>>72562776
You say Gibson, I say gibshit
You say Fender, I say fendurr
You say PRS, I say pos
You say Schetter, I say shitter
You say Ibanez, I say ibenhad
You say Jackson, I say jack shit
You say Dean, I say meme
You say Strandberg, I say Grandsperg
You say Yamaha, I say yamahahahaha
You say Agile, I say fragile
You say SX, I say sux
You say Alembic, I say anemic
You say Campelone, I say forever alone
You say Thomas Humphrey, I say thomas hump fag
You Say Warmoth, I say woll smoth
You say Warwick, I say warshit
You say Epiphone, I say epiphoney
You say Gretsch, I say retch
You say BC Rich, I say greasey shit
You say acoustic, I say acute shit
You say Washburn, I say washed up
You say Rickenbacker, I say Rickensucker
You say Chapman, I say chappedass
You say Squier, I say get the hell out of my face kid
95% of kids these days wouldn't know a good guitar if it bit them on the ass
If you're in the 5% that isn't retarded respond saying "we love charvel"
>>72568394
moar
>>72568779
what is your problem with acoustics anon
>>72568888
Nice quads, but no
>>72568906
I can actually express myself on electric. I'm not limited by the instrument. Plus, most of the music I like is played on electric guitar.
>>72568940
>no
:(
I enjoyed your playing and I would like to hear something played with your itty bitty 8 strings pls
>>72568959
Electric is a different story. One shitty song, coming right up.
>>72568888
quads asked, quads got it
https://clyp.it/nkhreeao
>>72568168
Yes it made mustard gas
>>72569028
Thank you anon.
I like these little sessions by anons for anons. I did it twice and it's always fun. Now I must bit thee farewell.
>>72569189
>bit
>>72568168
Yes, but I snapped a valve base off then poked the fuse down my dickhole
Rate my Ikea pedalboard. Everyone recommends the Grom unit, but the Applaro one is much nicer.
Still need velcro/pedalboard tape. Not sure if pedalboard tape is a meme or not though.
>>72568959
https://clyp.it/hucij0r1
If anyone knows this song, you have great taste in vidya
>>72568168
>antigo-radio-pioneer-valv(...).jpg
>antigo
>Portuguese for "old"
I wonder why someone who speaks Portuguese would desperately need a new way to amplify his guitar?
Total fucking mystery to me that one.
>>72569517
Hi
>>72569465
>>72569550
hello shit-tier multifx
>>72569550
I'd rather pay separately for specific effects and get the best bang for my buck in all departments. Rather than paying big money for shitty multi-fx. Thanks though.
>>72569597
digital multifx sound identical as the real pedal on most modulations and effects anon.
>>72569597
>>72569569
I use the compressor, noise suppressor, and the Tone Modify section a LOT. The dirt section is perfectly usable, too. I don't often use modulation or delay, but they get the job done. It's not hard to get a good sound out of it.
>>72569711
Sure, some pedals, but hardly the ones I want to use, i.e. multiple distortions/overdriven/fuzz boxes etc.
And its nicer having dedicated boxes for delays and loopers.
And then everything else, I don't care too much about so I can just buy whatever is cheap and good, like this Arion Stereo Phaser ($35).
>>72569805
Yeah, I'm sure it isn't. Just not the thing for me.
>>72568817
Its a Morley JD 110 boost.
Source:
Your mother and http://deserthighways.com/2016/07/11/dixie-dave-collins-weedeater-interview/
>>72568879
what if I use a G&L? Gagging and Licking? Go & Leave?
>>72569805
>I don't often use modulation or delay
get out
>>72568879
>Mus
Hey Musicman isnt on there am I good?
>>72569833
>but hardly the ones I want to use, i.e. multiple distortions/overdriven/fuzz boxes etc.
they sound close enough for you to not percieve a difference while playing them on a slighly dirty amp
check out those new zoom multifx
>>72569894
>zoom
>>72569833
ah so you're in just for the fancy factor of dedicated pedals
>>72569833
ME-50 used to its true potential
https://clyp.it/hucij0r1
>>72569841
based mom
>play all day every day in teenage years
>now I only work all day
>exhausted when I'm back home
>guitar just stands in corner collecting dust
feels bad man
Why is sevenstring.org so shit. Literally every thread is just some iteration of "Take a picture of your guitar bruh and join the club" or "Who else owns a [insert insanely specific model]" followed by a bunch of retards shoe horning in despite not owning it.
>>72570054
Isn't that how every guitar forum works ?
>>72569894
Not really. Especially not fuzz. And I play on a clean amp anyways.
>>72569924
How is that a fancy factor? In most cases it'll end up costing less than a multi-fx unit. Especially if I don't need that many.
>>72569979
Sounds great anon.
>>72570066
No most actually talk about things like songwriting, what you play, repairs, mods, and good questions. Even 4chan has better discussions and humor than fifteen threads of show me your guitar and having people post their 200 dollar ibanez shit stain
>>72570044
posts like these makes me glad i'm neeting even though i have no money for strings
>>72570089
>How is that a fancy factor?
Ask yourself, you said that.
>And its nicer having dedicated boxes for delays and loopers.
>>72570115
Nicer doesn't mean fancy.
It's convenient and simpler. It's nicer to have.
>>72570135
a single multifx pedal is simpler.
>>72569877
>You say Ernie Ball, I say sweaty balls
I can't think of anything for Carvin/Kiesel though.
t. Carvin owner
>>72570176
Greetings my fellow Carvin owner
Bolt kit owner here, best Strat I've ever played, better than Fender, Suhr, or ESP (real ESP, not that LTD shit)
>>72570155
To setup and keep, sure.
Not to navigate. For me at least.
>>72570310
that fucking headstock
strat bodies literally make me want to throw up
>>72570346
It says Fender Starbenflarber
>>72570353
What should I learn if I want to play like Pat Metheny?
>>72570407
You need a sick mullet first
>>72570176
>Kiesel
>>72570407
should learn how to play like somebody else
>>72570407
He said he takes a thin pick and holds it by bending it slightly, like a fingernail. You have to play with the authentic right hand technique if you want to sound like Crazy Hair Jazzman
>>72570467
That's performance technique, I deal with that later. I don't even know what to play yet
>>72570407
Do you have his etudes book?
>>72570407
you could try learning not to listen to shitty bland fusion shit music
>>72570560
I might pick it up, but I don't have a solid grasp on jazz theory. I don't know very well where to even begin.
Reminder that Kiesel is a scam that uses shitty home depot wood and charges extra because you get to pick the from 50 different autism colors
>>72570626
Unless you've owned one, your opinion is invalid
Besides, I didn't even pick a color. I applied my own tung oil finish, so suck on that
>>72570683
>He paid the extra autism color price just to color it himself
>>72570699
It was $100 less.
I bet you don't even own a guitar
>>72570718
>100 less than the standard price of 1800 for a guitar that you could buy for 1000 from a standard company like Ibanez or ESP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4DMKwhqRcY
how many instruments can you play /gg/?
>>72570822
I can play the guitar and the recorder and the computer
>>72570822
>the guitar
>the bass
>the fool
post girls who play better than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTvR-2HJy1Y
>>72570869
>that horrible monotone voice
I want to die after hearing her speak. Also she's pretty shit, every middle school faggot and their mom can play eruption
>>72570905
with shitty touch and no articulation, yeah they can
>>72570837
I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl
>>72570945
Yeah, exactly like the personification of beige in that video
Any tips on learning to play and sing at the same time?
I mean actual tips and exercises, not just "know the song really well".
>>72570956
she plays with good touch, cleanly and fluidly like a good guitarist
>>72570977
yes i got one. practice until you got the song really well so you dont struggle with strumming and can focus on singing.
>>72570978
I remember being 12 and thinking that that kind of playing sounded good, you'll learn.
>>72570822
>Guitar
>Bass
>Keys
>Baritone
>Trombone
>Drums
Currently trying to learn mandolin, but I have no idea what to play. It's fun to shred on, though. I could play ukelele, but why would I want to do that?
>>72570977
Try doing learn the song really well exercises x 10 four times a day
Any tips for learning barre chords? I'm literally locked out of 90% of songs I want to learn cause they're taking me so long to learn. I can sort of manage my way around Partial barres, but not consistently.
>>72571015
post what you think that sounds good (lead of course) and point the differences
>>72571031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoxGij9mAI4
>>72571031
Gimme a second to fire up the ol' loop pedal
very suspect bolt strap
>>72570621
It's just a book of guitar studies/exercises. You don't need to know jazz theory to learn them. It's a good way to start approaching the guitar like Pat. Easy to fine online.
>>72570977
It makes it easier if you know the song really well.
>>72570977
theres no fucking other way
if you dont practice and dont know hte song well, you can't do it well
practice the strumming so its automatic and you can focus on singing
>>72567477
Estudio en Mi by rubira
Aka
Romance anonimo
>>72571031
>>72571055
This is how guitar should sound. No fancy pyrotechnics, just pure feeling.
https://clyp.it/atkyxxgh
shes got some feel for the blooz despite relying on stock srv licks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SejWBOXFPw8
>>72571204
hi dad lol
well meme'd
>>72571204
whats the guitar giving such snappy tone
>>72570176
carvin more like barfin
carvin out your mids
>>72571272
theres a reason why every guitar sound the same: tonewoods are a meme
>>72570811
nailed it
>>72571272
In general: Single coils in one of the "in-between" positions
Rhythm track: Heavy attack and low action
Lead track: my phone is picking up the unplugged guitar sound
That's how you get a nice, snappy sound. Phone mic.
>>72570869
this isn't the rundown of her gear I was hoping for
Sammy, do you know english or use google translate?
Can you stain a fretboard with the frets still on?
>>72571335
dont use google translate
>>72571764
Yes, are you doing a clear coat too or just the stain?
https://clyp.it/4yv3ernx
>>72569550
Actually not bad for a multi. Distortion section sucks though.
What are some good jazz albums that feature guitar?
>>72572015
The Aristocrats
>>72571849
This is what I have to say to you
https://clyp.it/uu5ytxpy
>>72572015
>jazz
>beautiful expressive music
>guitar
>the choice instrument of manchildren worldwide
>jazz guitar
>wank bullshit
>shred modes
>play ugly chords
>takes space away from other instruments
>guitarist demands to be the focal point
>the best jazz albums have no guitar
>a lot of jazz guitarists are forced to play solo
>no real jazz group wants guitars
>jazz guitar
>putting guitar in jazz
>ever
>>72571822
Should I? I was just gonna stain.
>>72572066
I would, otherwise the stain will just wipe off. Tru-Oil is easy to apply by hand, you can also apply that without masking the frets.
>>72572027
Like the movie?
>>72572062
Well what are some good jazz albums that don'y feature guitar? Trying to get into the style
>>72572096
Cool thanks
>>72572015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFNldzReNq8
>>72572015
black saint and the sinner lady
>>72572099
Miles Davis - Bitches Brew
Weather Report - Heavy Weather
Yes, there's guitar on those albums but if you want to start into jazz then those are two pretty good starting points.
>>72570822
guitar, bass, drums, keyboard, violin, whatever the fuck I want.
What is GG's opinion on Orange? I can't really get into them, and it seems like people wank over them hard. They seem to be getting worse.
I kind of like the old 200 watt bass amp from the 70's, the old Or120's. The Retro 50 was the best modern one they made, but they don't make them anymore.
The OR50, the Thunderverb, the new Crush's, and the mini ones they make, all sound terrible. And the build quality is nowhere near the originals.
>>72572185
Most people who use orange also use a gibson, a gibson clone, or a gibson inspired guitar.
That should have been enough of a clue that they suck and the users are retards.
>>72572109
>guitar plays atonal nonsense
>rhythm section breaks into a groove
>guitar plays atonal nonsense
>break
>guitar plays atonal nonsense
>rhythm section breaks into a groove
>guitar plays atonal nonsense
sounds fantastic
>>72572185
I feel like the jerking off over Orange is 50% x player from famous band plays them so they must be good and 50% doom metal heads that like anything matamp based
Am I being memed? Is this really jazz? You guys cream over this stuff?
>>72572235
the piano is doing the same atonal stuff....
>>72572230
Right now autists are scouring google images to prove you wrong
>>72572035
you suck
go back to the acoustic
>>72572264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=476vNb6thyM
This is the guitar jazz I cream over
>>72572185
Have you heard the new Crush 60? It's not perfect, but it's probably one of the better solid state amps out there.
>>72572230
is that so?
>>72572235
Your hearing sucks m8, you really don't hear the tonality of the guitar against the bass?
>>72571310
>"in-between" positions
i bet that guitar is a telecaster deluxe. sounds just like a tele brah.
>>72572185
New Oranges have more in common with current Fenders and Marshalls than vintage Orange. Both of my band mates run them but their settings are so ridiculous I can't get a good read on the amps. I run a homemade OR 120. It doesn't blow me away as a guitar amp, but it's tops for bass.
>there are people ITT trying to defend jazz guitar
>>72572185
Ever played through a Sound City 120? Now that's an amplifier.
>>72572109
does one have to have perfect pitch to play that atonal jazz stuff?
>>72572264
The Steve Coleman School of Jazz is the best modern jazz has to offer tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1-CQyeEHLg
>>72572345
>New Oranges have more in common with current Fenders and Marshalls than vintage Orange.
in what way?
>>72572311
Watched a YouTube video. Trying to give it a second chance. Gain is a bit fizzy. But for the most part, it sounds okay. I just don't think it's worth 400+ dollars
>>72572015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp721ibSHqA
>>72572109
i dont get it...is this one of those things hipsters ironically listen to?
>>72572269
he picks a key when the drums come in normally
>>72572280 here
Fucking called it >>72572312
>>72566909
Dunlop makes those mini fuzz faces
>>72572351
No plebs allowed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkXwoWgwVkk
>>72572185
Paul Kossoff used Oranges. Oranges are good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ6ClSZV5Eg
>>72572428
if that's so then you should leave
jazz is fucking shitty fucking wanker fucking shit music for shitcunts
>>72572246
Fucking called it >>72572434
>>72572442
Name one significant modern jazz composer that doesn't work with guitarists.
>>72572381
phase inverter, tone stack, construction
there may be more, but that seems like a pretty good start
>>72572462
Name one significant modern jazz composer
>>72572446
metal is for children
>>72572484
Anthony Braxton
George Lewis
Henry Threadgill
Michael Formanek
Tomasz Stanko
Steve Coleman
Craig Taborn
Vijay Iyer etc...
Do you even listen to jazz?
>>72572462
>its good because its popular
>its good because its widely accepted
yet youre calling someone a pleb
>>72572464
But Fender amps typically have the tone stack driven from the anode of the first gain stage. Marshalls have the tone stack after a series of gain stages, driven from a cathode follower. So I don't see how an amp can be like both.
I don't care if you fags are trolling or what, I love seeing these jazztards get but blasted. Keep it up, hopefully they'll leave.
>>72572487
totally agree, doesn't mean I'm going to listen to jazz wank though
>>72572532
how can it be like both? they both suck
>>72572518
It's not really popular though, it's good because it's the most forward thinking music in the jazz canon. Shitty smooth jazz and straight edged wedding band jazz will always be more popular.
>>72572541
>implying you can get buttblasted by blooze rawkers and djent fags
Nigga please we're on a different plane of musical thinking altogether.
>>72572563
quit back tracking, retard. you can't change your argument whenever you're trying to make a point and expect to be taken seriously.
>>72572580
the autism plane
>they're still replying to the jazzfags
>>72572589
Significant =/= Popular. We're talking about historical importance and objective development of the jazz genre here. It's kind of how Grant Green is considered one of the most important Jazz guitarists of all time but basically unknown compared to pop jazz guitarists like George Benson.
Brainlets can't handle this music, it's ok buddy. Go listen to some rock and let off some steam
>>72572532
All three companies use the same FMV type of tone stack now. All three companies use long tail pairs.
I think the orange tolex helps brighten the tone though.
>get home from work and /gg/ is shitting on jazzfags
perhaps this is not the worst timeline after all
>>72569522
Is that some animal crossing?
>>72572562
>they both suck
>the two tone stack designs used in nearly all tube preamps
>they both suck
opinion disregarded
>>72572660
Ah yes, toanlex.
>>72572639
you might not realize it but you're doing the same thing people with aspergers do when they're trying to figure out the world around them. it's actually pretty entertaining, to witness textbook behavior unfolding before your very eyes.
This one has women in it, it's gonna make you really mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu4sObb6x7c
>>72572679
The manufacturers you autistic retard
>>72572728
This is the new dimension of musical thinking.
Loving that bass work at 3:04
I can't handle these jazz faggots right now. I just got done chaperoning a field trip for my handicapped nephew's class and it's like I never got off the bus. I'm waiting for them to start slapboxing or stomping their feet.
>>72572676
it was bound to happen, when they gang up its like half a dozen samuels
>>72572705
>that projection
Whenever you're dealing with new music you have to take into consideration all of the developments that preceded it to properly gauge how it's progressing the language. Don't tell me you just listen to music because it "sounds good" without thinking about it on any deeper level, that's what brainlets do senpai.
This Kills The Blues Rocker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzy97Bao4NE
>>72572828
ASSBURGERS
>S
>>S
>>>B
>>>>U
>>>>>R
>>>>>>G
>>>>>>>E
>>>>>>>>R
>>>>>>>>>S
projection implies that I formulated ideas in my head about you, what I actually did was comment on how you were conducting yourself. 2 very different things lad
>>72570310
Vanquish here. Got it with the 3 band with mid sweep; easily the best bass that I own and very versatile.
>>72570446
Ain't that the truth.
>>72571280
You say that but it's got a ton of mid boost. Can't speak for their guitars though.
>tfw manlet
>tfw small fingers
>>72572338
Well it's a Strat clone. Fuck Teles, Strats are the pinnacle of guitar design.
>google "autism and jazz"
>a gorrilion results
>all about how people with autism understand jazz or how they use it to cope with their condition
>>72572897
It's ok if you got burned, I get it, nothin personnel kid.
Have some more Jazz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmGah3p9ym4
>>72572976
who the hell can seriously listen to this
>>72570822
in most bands? guitar, bass
in some bands drums and piano
>>72572940
>fuck teles
fuck you. teles is best guitar design and still sound exactly like strats if you put the same pickups
>>72572976
>sanic
These jokes write themselves
>>72573017
why would anyone ever want to sound like a strat though? lol
>>72572916
The the guitar amps namely. It's like they're racing bugera to the bottom.
>>72572916
If I ever get around to selling my Warwick Thumb, I'm buying a 5 string bass kit. Nothing fancy, just an ash body, maple neck, and ebony fretboard (unmarked of course). Hopefully the active electronics aren't too hard to install.
If they made a PB series kit, I would order it right this goddamn second and throw my Warwick in the trash. A 5 string with PJ pickups is my ideal bass
>>72573029
This thread should be proof enough that most people have shit taste
I can't wait for the aftermath of this thread to ruin my youtube account.
>>72572995
Autistic people
Is there any guitar /mu/ actually likes, or is it standard operating procedure to shit on whatever someone asked about/suggests/purchases?
>>72573147
>implying anyone gives a fuck about you
Lol
>>72573152
g&l
>>72573163
Gay and lame
>>72573152
there's plenty of civil discussion
>>72573163
It's actually pronounced "G-treble clef-L"
It's a treble clef, not an ampersand.
>>72573029
because you can lol
i mean you can get your guitar to sound like any other guitar of same scale lenght just by swapping the pickups.
if you call jazz autistic you need to call every somewhat technical genre autistic as well (metal, prog, math rock, etc)
>>72573185
I can shit in my hand and rub it on my chest but that doesn't mean i want to, should or will.
>>72573203
>jazzfags on damage control
Too late for that boys
>>72573203
What the fuck is math rock? Sounds pretty autistic to me, like some nerd plays a riff, then does a math equation. I was just about to argue over whether a musical genre can have a mental illness, but you've made it very clear to me.
>>72573203
>tumblr tier equality bullshit
So people on the spectrum can be gay
post funny manlets
>>72573236
'math' just = a shitload of different notes in a weird key. theory autists will claim there is a mathematical aspect to it
>>72573236
It's the worst. Technical wankery, being pushed by 20 something hipsters.
>>72573264
>>72573236
>>72573233
>nonarguments
brainlets btfo finally
>>72573308
Sounds like jazz guitar wank. Are the genres related?
>>72573290
Denny doodles
>>72573308
the "math" just refers to a ton of different time signatures you idiot, it's not about the notes
>>72573334
go jerk off to cristgau pleb
>>72573340
>trying this hard
It's kinda funny in a sad way. You also admitted that previously jazzfags were btfo.
>>72573366
when did i admit that my man
it's not too hard for brainlets to get btfo. they can't even understand prog much less jazz
>>72573358
>touting the rhythm of a song in a shitty genre of music that is impossible to dance to
goddamn i hate white people
>>72573358
Christgau hates math rock?
>>72573236
pop rock over odd time signatures.
>>72573402
>if I can't dance to it's shit
goddamn i hate niggers
any song in a time signature other than 4/4 or at a pinch 6/8 is pretentious wank, prove me wrong, oh look, you can't
>>72573308
>in a weird key
It's almost always major or minor. I don't know why people always assume there's some foreign scale shit going on in math rock
>>72573358
Every math rock song sounds pretty much the same. It's just a little better than reggae, in that sense.
>>72573182
>ampersand
someone call da ampersannnnd
>>72573400
It's hilarious watching you run around in circles like this
>>72573436
>pop rock
redundant desu
>tele
>49 Posters
>306 Replies
>thread went up at 3:00pm this afternoon
ok closing this tab now
>guys, how do we make guitar music more popular?
>uh... more notes and weird time signatures! that will appeal to the mainstream
>>72573513
not in the current year senpai
Post some more music Brainlets will never understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJxd_Lu8VPA
>>72573413
christgau hates any genre with technical "pretensions". aka he only likes punk
>>72573464
don caballero does not sound like hella
>>72573449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpXLcrs3dqg
>>72571204
that is not a good example. that grill playing Eruption sounds better than this clyp.
>>72573630
can't shame the groove warrior
>>72573589
Admittedly, I would rather have Math Rock than most punk.
fucking great dynamics on this https://youtu.be/AhjZ0EnjQsk
>>72573751
post punk>punk
>>72573884
M-Most punk. Not Post punk.
>also, fuck you captcha
>>72574041
no ik i'm agreeing with you
>>72573884
>>72574041
Wait I thought you said post punk=/=punk. I fugged up.
Why you keep buying Fenders and Gibsons? They are not the same guitars what they were ages ago. They sell them because people think they are an "institution" and because of "vintage value".
>>72574402
to make you craaaaaazy babby