>dial some number
>wrong number
>börk happens to answer the phone
what do u say?
CAN I HAVE A DA PUSSI BOOS?!
>>72547685
Why did I laugh at this shit
>>72547643
I quickly run to my bedroom, open my top drawer and take out my 6 page bjork X reader fanfic and read it to her while I stroke my 2 MM micro peepee. Sweat trickles down my disgusting pimple covered forehead rolls as I arouse bjork and myself with my romantic tales of bravery and top notchery.
>>72547643
Fuck off back to Iceland with your trite, pretentious "ART"
go on a 12 hour rant about traffic lights
>>72547698
Why am i laughing at this "le xd so random" shit?
>>72547643
>Its me Ricardo Lopez and I'm taking you back to heaven with me...
Hello this is Venus,
I've been wandering far beyond sea and land, the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
>>72547698
this is probably what any conversation with bork looks like
>>72547698
Never gets old
>>72547643
I say: Grimes is better.