ITT: worst live performances https://www.youtube.com/watch

>>72542179
https://youtu.be/vSG_R2K_zVo

Oh Shaun

>>72542179
I reckon I can have em

The Thread Killer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0si0fB0lnow

YER COMIN UP
YER COMIN UP
YER COMIN UP

DARE!

>>72542179
ET DAREEEE

I'm kekking so hard

>worst
>not the best

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=s8cr76wC3j4

obligatory

>>72543789
MY GODDESS THOSE TITS

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>>72543840
she had a breast reduction a year ago.

>>72543895
DELET

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>>72543900

>>72542179
>expecting anything else from Shaun Ryder

love or hate him, his whole shtick is being a batshit insane mess

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3rg4psdHxw Obligatory, 0:42 for anyone who wants to skip to it.

>>72543789
I just got bored

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqQ7tU26Q6E

>>72542179
COOMIN OP
COOMIN OP
COOMIN OP

EAT DECK

Every live performance sucks ass

>>72542267
nice meme faggot
not even bad other than the cringey scream and jump into the pool

>>72542179
who's the lead female?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88zQ_sf6BMg

move aside, real worst performance coming thru

You niggas ready?
https://youtu.be/FjeMDvCdrtc

https://youtu.be/u85u2ymDl8M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7L-DAqlHrA
But also the best live peformance.

>>72542179
cringing at the comments
does no one get the mondays now
people actually complaining about him being off his head as if it makes him a bad performer

>>72545588
Madchester died nearly 3 decades ago, are you surprised

>>72544037
jesus

>>72545624
yeah i get you, but the whole idea of the drunk poet isn't a new thing, the archetype precedes madchester
punk leveraged it as well so you would think people would be able to get shaun's patter

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>>72542267
DELEEET THIS

>>72542179
>not posting the superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MBF0ErjMOc

>>72542267
thread says "worst" not "best"

>>72544292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiSwGbv4QUg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQgZB3sFdhY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlYe_g0BkGY
this one gets me every time
>>72546202
>BIG POPPA PUMP WORKING THESE FAT BASTARDS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lxYkmNnK2c

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>>72546357
Do they have a fan pointed at that guy's hair? This must be the pinnacle of the power metal experience.

>>72546202
I always come back to this one. Anyone know if there is a better quality video anywhere?

>>72545588
No one gets Madchester man. It would be pretty neat if it came back en vogue though

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>>72546386

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZX7UJSXCiU

GET GET IT
HIT THE CLUB

>>72546548
>this man is 45
J U S T

>>72546580
>this was the dude in goonies and stand by me
it hurts to live

>>72544540
u gay

How come it's always the singer who fucks up in the performances?

Why are singers a bunch of bitches?

>>72544292
>>72545830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ1r1sCdyro

>>72542179
>there's more than one of these

>>72545788

SSSCKUMMIN UP
SSSCKUMMIN UP
SSSCKUMMIN UP
ITS KUMMIN UP

IT'S DEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH
IT'S DEEEEEEEEEHHHEEEEEHHHH
UH IT'S DEEHHHHH

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>>72546386
couldnt even finish it was so awful.

>>72546540
This is disgusting and makes me want to die but I'd still fuck the shit out of her.

>>72546548
holy shit who the fuck is this guy

>>72547154
see
>>72546613

>>72544037

someone has pikeyed his singing voice

>>72547209
wtf are those

https://youtu.be/h0B7Z3JERdk

>>72544037

It just sounds like he lost his voice. Probably from weeks of touring and singing.

This sounds like shit but this guy doesn't deserve the hate the way the no-talents in here do.

>>72547388
this is actually pretty great

>>72546975
fucking kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71adkeBp8nU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQSPFEM3HaE
Both of these are equally bad.

>>72547075
you are sick
that baby is a boy

>>72548001
Holy fuck and I though this one was bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXEJD4XJePY

>>72542179
who the fuck is this buffoon and why did damon work with him

>>72547154
he was molested by michael jackson

>>72548147
Oh god I forgot about the Olympics one. That's just awful

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>>72548147
BEADY

>>72548001
>>72548147
Jesus. What the fuck happened to that guy's voice?

He used to sound like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmC3553Q3Fo

>>72548147
how can he sing so terribly?

>>72548205
Shit singing technique and constant taking of drugs fucked his voice up. He also stopped singing in Falsetto as he apparently thought "It was gay".

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBsP0s1urm0

>>72548269
>He also stopped singing in Falsetto as he apparently thought "It was gay".
More like, he quickly lost the ability to sing well with his upper range.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg9tBXwonIY

>>72546386
What the fuck is this

>>72548269
His voice is better now, clearly cut down on the smoking/drugs and had coaching.

What's weird is how his brother was just as bad but his voice is fine.

>>72549232
The guy yelling at them was more cringey than the actual band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HTajp3sGww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88zQ_sf6BMg

hipsters need to be stopped

>>72549312
it's about equally cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjx_GjyXCs4

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There was this one video of Yoko and Ding Dong man performing only a year before he died. I'll try to find it.

>>72548356

Why didn't they call one of the half a million 13 year olds around the world if they need a guitarist to correctly play Blink 182 songs?

>>72549232
LITERALLY what was wrong with the band? It sounds great. What the shit is that guys problem?

>>72548143
Quoted the reply by accident. I meant kitty pryde. I'm not actually the lead singer of lostprophets I promise.

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>>72542179
Damon needs to get rid of this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDK7073S4Iw

>>72549232
I literally see nothing wrong with this band. What, did they not have enough synths?
Also the MC was a huge tool

>>72550196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BgbvjvAWuY

why, shaun is based.

>>72546357

opened 3 tabs of this simultaneously. pissed my pants and felt like i'm 13 again

>>72542267
It reminds me of some of the early stuff by the Boo Radleys

>>72550135
it's a rich promoter gets drunk episode

>>72542209
fuck me he looks and sounds like a 70 year old

>>72542179
Isn't that because he had a stroke? Though people say he was drunk during that.

>>72550233
Noel would do a better job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPdRDYK6RLk

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Just wait for the voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnJGzdPdE7I

>>72546386
>this is what /mu/ liked back then

>>72550221
>>72550135
wtf man this band is trash

>>72546548
>1:24

>>72542179
LOL he's definitely not drunk he's off his face on pills! Fucking americunts think that he's drunk or on weed haha it's clearly pills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNCJuujK5oU

>>72548001
they always were a very bad live band. lads can't play for shit.

>>72548174
so he imitates his dance moves to get the trauma out. this is next level.

>>72543789
well thanks my balls are empty now

>>72550135
>It sounds great

>>72550643
shit musicians but loud and energetic. bad live bands don't sell out arena tours

>>72546548
the intro makes me laugh so fucking hard every time
how is it even possible to be this autistic?

>>72550378
what's wrong with this?, it's pretty good.

>>72550749
they have good songs

>>72550378
this is fine

>>72550378
Meh, this isn't that bad.

>>72550542
That's what I sound like when I'm so drunk I'm struggling to talk though, only if I were that gone there'd be some puke on the stage by the end

>>72550614
Fuck off The Fall are great.

>>72551219
He was probably both drunk and on drugs. Ryder is rave scene legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQPIKtVCEtY

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>>72546386

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbs7q5E5mHE

>>72551484
that woman has reviewed a lot of piece of shit albums

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>>72542179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YJfXdSR85o

>2015

>smash mouth is scheduled to preform at a colorado food festival

>free loaves of bread are given out at the festival for those interested

>smash mouth preforms

>the audience begins flinging chunks of bread at them

>SMASH MOUTH MAN IS FUCKING PISSED

>>72551706

And heeeeeeeeere come the pretzels

>>72550808
He had nothing to lose so he went for it..

also hollywood child molestation

>>72543789
>those abs
>that ass
>those tits
>those arms


literally made me look for the other songs from this gig and break my nofap desu

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cx0mp7hBeTg

>>72545570
I wish their performance of Rolodex Propaganda at Jools Holland was still on Youtube. Halfway through the song Omar just throws his guitar the fuck away and plays the maracas dancing around like he's possessed. Then Cedric breaks a chair, the song ends and cut to Robbie Williams's face, looking dumbfounded.

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>>72546386
Christ. I've never been able to finish this one. Don't think I'll ever be able to desu

>>72550233

>it was worse than when I left The Smiths

kek

>>72546548
Based Doc Ice

>>72551917
That makes the verse about "watching Feldman twerk" that much more creepy desu

Pre-reunion Guns n Roses with fat novocane Axl performing ACOUSTIC set to disabled kids. Nobody seems to be enjoying, yet it just goes on and on....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njrtXea6Euk

It's amazing how he got from this tone deaf to performing reliable on the reunion in just a few years.

>>72551971
>>that ass
she literally has no ass at all

It's flat as fuck.

>>72546548
this is like a bad fever dream

https://youtu.be/b3hzowjjjdc

this one's even funnier

>>72546548

if it wasn't for this performance, no one would've known about the album

>>72552230
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_lXPrCpSVE

>>72551971
>made me
BE STRONG
RESIST TEMPTATION

>>72542209
this is just sad haha

>>72552357
apparently that recording trip was a nightmare and they just got high for 6 months

johnny marr is a smart guy

>>72551706
>not eating eggs
Missed opportunity

>>72546810
Wow, thanks for this. Was already a fan of Parson Sound, had no idea there was more

>>72542179
3:38 bad lip sync

>>72552582
Oh, I fucked up then. I meant One Armed Scissor at Jools Holland, from that same performance. Was never able to find it again.

>>72542209
>JUST

>>72548356
still a better job that Tom ever did

if that goofy ass old man having fun is the worst thing you've ever seen you must not go to many concerts and no festivals cause i've seen bands so bad i have had to leave the immediate vicinity. also i had to suffer through Macklemore at Bonnaroo to see good kid era Kendrick so that beats all of this shit.

To label Sean Ryder as Cringe is pretty cringeworthy in itself.

If you're not from the UK, I could understand how this looks.

If you are from the UK you should realise how instrumental Sean Ryder was as establishing Manchester and setting the foundations of the entire 1990s. Factory / The Hacienda / Warehouse / The establishment of house as a driving rhythm leading to the birth of the Superclub and the superstar DJ,

The man attempted to sell the sofa from the Barbados recording studio he was made to record in, to buy more drugs.

TLDR : A Scouser (me) admitting Sean Ryder (Professional Manc) to be a genius and beyond criticism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk

>>72553297

The Happy Mondays are lame. Bez is a tool.

Section 25 easily the most underrated Factory band.

>>72551706
>that "kick his ass seabass!"
My fucking sides

>>72553327
Hey, that's actually pretty good

>>72552463
the rest more than makes up for it imo

>>72553327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ndk2qaKYc

>>72553327
This is actually good.

>>72542179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kvJ1aceD6s


Some brazilian band playing a Trout Mask Replica outtake. Rare.

>>72553297
I hate the Happy Mondays but his lyrics are genius.

And forget the Gallagher brothers, him and Ian Brown were the original and genuine attitude fuelled Manchester icons.

I guarantee that no one will be able to top this.

It's more depressing when you take into account what a beast he used to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSvWSYgSM-g

>>72553525
jesus

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>>72552696

yeah it's supposed to have gotten pretty crazy

personally my favourite Factory story is that according to Tony Wilson the Derby Hall riot(the one that left Ian Curtis in tears) was actually started by Rob Gretton when he lept into the audience to attack a skinhead who threw a pint glass at Simon Topping from A Certain Ratio

Not that anyone cared or expected to be great, but holy fucking shit was that distracting.
I saw this live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXc_Gs0TBKM

>>72553431
holy shit this is so good, its like a butthole surfers cover of sweet child o mine

Chuck Berry, John Lennon, and Yoko Ono

>>72546386
>we used to be obsessed with her

i miss those days

>>72543895
>STILL not knowing how boobs work

>>72553327

Hey this is pretty cringe, it's totally not good at all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9Radb4djKE

>>72554207
isnt she dating that fag from teen suicide now?

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>>72549232
>band sounds fine, isn't great, but sounds fine
>fat retard gets on stage
>"i've been in the music industry for 28 years"
What an absolute cunt
>"I have alcoholism"
Probably was shitfaced during his whole spiel

>>72548147

>The main opening ceremony got this piece of shit
>the paralympics got a bleep version of Spasticus Autisticus

KEKED
U
C
K
E
D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQjUkcz9Hx8

>>72542209
If he OD'd after Holy Wood or something I reckon he would've been remembered as one of the best rock acts of the 90s/2000s. This is just embarrassing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5PI7k_ZiQ0

look how edgy these fags were lol

>>72542209
holy shit

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>>72543789
Her voice kinda reminds me of a shitty PJ Harvey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CtgAgTqx0w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUebkluEZng

why robert?

This one is pretty bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIR4R4E0xlY

>>72554741
mainly because of that bald fuckin douche

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>>72543917
>not understanding black levels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSdbb-1ncCI

My dad was at this gig as it was right across from his office building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5AGAEp5N1s

>>72551706
All Star playing in the background makes it perfect

>>72545570
Explain why this is anything other than awesome.

>>72554807
>"i-it's just the black c-clothes!"
She literally flat from the side view aswell, unless black clothes define the laws of physics your argument makes no sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHOP5Iig-yQ

The performance is fine, but the real cringe is when the lights go up on the crowd at 1:10 and you see how empty the stadium is

>>72554809
Considering they split months after I guess they weren't putting the effort in, but that wasn't awful

Ian was never the best singer in the world anyway

>>72547388
this is actually pretty good, not cringe at all

>>72554809
lmao Mani just fucking chucks his bass

>>72545542
HOLY FUCK. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse that fucking guitar solo. The keyboard is absolutely hilarious

>>72546386
>white people can't ra-

>>72548205
wtf I like oasis now
were they only good in demos?

>>72555144
They would good on albums too, but they tended to be overproduced. And Liam's voice started a slow downward slide (exacerbated by overuse during the constant tours they did from 1993 to 1998) from the beginning that only became truly intolerable by the end of the 1990s.

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>>72550378
It's...shoegaze. Her airy voice fits the genre.

>>72555185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSVANBmUqb4

his voice got much better near the end of oasis. clearly had some coaching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhN5NyISd4I

>>72555350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj-xOkHtHRg

Some SOTSOG era stuff is pretty great too. Love that album

>>72555359
nice bait. it's not like the real version sounded all that great to begin with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3vhdz2SHQk

>>72555185
>exacerbated by overuse during the constant tours they did from 1993 to 1998

Noel's voice never suffered and he was taking more shit than anybody. Probably more down to Liam's harsh technique that ruined his vocal chords.

>>72555491
no its real tyler uses a pitch shift machine and it fucked up int the concert u should know this

>>72545570
this is actually pretty goddamn good

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>>72551706
>all star starts playing

>>72555496
harsh technique coupled with everything else for sure

Fuck all of you this wins. Even the die hard fans in the comment section can't pretend this isn't the worst thing they ever heard.

https://youtu.be/Oeh9JitSoHY

>>72552912
nope

10:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgG4Xqrht5Q

>>72556128
The terrible sound mix doesn't help. But I can't help but respect Dan's performance even though his voice is all over the place. It's like watching an exorcism.

>>72542179
Thin Lizzy live and dangerous

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>>72556516

>19:23

>>72554665
what's wrong with this?
pretty good

>>72544292
I always wait for this one to get posted

>>72553525
What went wrong?

>>72554580
Nice try, pleb

>>72544292
patrician

>>72545536
so hilarious
"I'm a sheet, I'm a sheet"

>>72543789
Why does she sound like Morrissey?

>>72542179
my god, I feel so sorry, what happened to him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcn4UG6Jd0s

>>72550542
>Fucking americunts

Wow that was necessary and relevant to your point

>>72546548
dab @ 0:11 ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

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>>72546386
This shit's pretty good, senpai.

>>72558882
/thread
nothing will ever top this.

>>72545542
oh god this video is so fucking old. i remember watching this when i was like 10 and laughing my ass off at it

>>72542179
Ok, I have never seen Gorillaz live because I couldn't give a shit, but can somebody what the hell is actually happening?

>>72542267
But you gotta admit, it's a classic.

>>72558882
this is actually the worst performance of them all

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I unironically liked these:
>>72542267
>>72545570
>>72546202
>>72546386
>>72546548
>>72549232

These weren't too bad:
>>72551706
"Whoever's throwing shit at me, I'm telling right now, I will beat the fuck out of you. Okay, you are a pussy punk bitch, okay." all while All Star instrumental is playing. It's beautiful.

>>72545570
this is fucking dope. So much energy. Who doesn't love that?

>>72545570

my boy what are you smokin? that was nothing short of impressive for being on late night TV

>>72542267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1UZe_k_kIA
Another classic.

>>72554913
She's wearing some weird apron thing and her arm is blocking everything anyways in your image for ants

>>72546202

>maybe if I showboat people wont notice how shitty we really are

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>>72559042
her arm is way to thin to block everything and the image is big enough.

Nice try though, her saggy tits are gone.

And even her reduced tits are sagging >>72554807

>>72551706
man, these lyrics are way different than I remember

>>72546386

Reminder that all nog rap albums are the same quality as this performance.

>>72546548

Literally as good as charting music. If he wasn't Corey Feldman and was instead some coal black nog picked out by record executives, his album would have gotten a 9.2 on Pitchfork and /mu/ would be talking about what a genius he was.

>>72546386
what the fuck is even happening

>>72546386
Is this what Yung Lean Fusion sounds like?
>>72546540 >>72547030 >>72549268 >>72550443 >>72551484 >>72552315 >>72554207 >>72554982 >>72558893 >>72559016 >>72559092 >>72559191

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>devil newdaughter
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6pJzcUkXgMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A9vlhXefR4
complete trash