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Bruce Springsteen is an overrated pretty boy hack. He can't sing or play guitar worth a damn and his generic heartland-pandering arena rock songwriting style is grating to say the least. he's completely undeserving of the massive ball-licking given to him by the media every day since 1975. His politics disgust me. His fanbase are also exceptionally autistic and annoying.
Listen to this schlock:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ32qT7e1_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP9PHwClSfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv7qiB8Q_cM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzQvGz6_fvA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4K7XZGeHTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idnJnjV_8rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85cNRQo1m3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6LABdHtkUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkFQHScyti0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z2DtNW79sQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fiPQqEYNOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKYYChoQIvI
He genuinely represents the worst of the vapid one-trick-pony, middle America-pandering, arena-ready regurgitation of low-tempo adult contemporary, soft "rawk", and milquetoast Top 40 pop ballads that infected the music world like a cancer in the latter half of 20th century.
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He puts on a great show
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Born to Run is one of the greatest and most iconic songs of all time
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Bruce Springsteen is GOAT
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>>72541446
Grandpa, are you whining about Springsteen again? Get back in your cage before mom calls the cops.
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>>72541753
>hurrr let me rip off dylan
>now let me rip off funk rock, oh and i have a new york accent now
>now let me rip off heartland rock, oh i have a midwestern accent now
>now let me rip off hard rock, oh i have a mid atlantic accent now
>now let me rip off a variety of different pop rock styles and varispeed my voice up to make it sound younger and more accessible
>now let me rip off folk and country and the band Suicide and write songs about rural people living hard lives just like me even though i have millions in the bank
>now let me rip off tom petty and synthpop, oh i have a southern accent now
>now let me write shitty adult contemporary synthpop and soft rock ballads
>now let me do the same thing again, oh i have a california accent now
>mix and match all of the above for the rest of his career
>oh i have an irish accent on this song for some reason
>let me write an album about 9/11 so i be relevant again and make $$$$$
>let me write an album about the 2008 financial crisis so i be relevant again and make $$$$$
Springsteen's discography in a nutshell. GOAT he is not.
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>>72541770
>No mention of an album about divorce
TUNNEL OF LOVE 10/10 GAOAT
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>>72541446
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>>72541542
He's a liberal cocksucker. Used to like him a little bit.
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>>72542194
>wahhh why can't I have a safe space
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I like him, but wish he'd do more hard rock stuff like Adam Raised a Cain. He's got a great voice for those types of songs
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>>72541446
His early albums really rock, his "quiet" albums have depth, and his live shows are amazing. Born In The USA is utter shit, though.
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