>57 years old >never been married >no children What

Voluntary celibate

>>72482773
Morrissey's gay, senpai.

>>72482773
>What the fuck is his problem?
So you haven't listened to the Smiths?
He's autistic. Head shoved firmly up his own ass.

>>72482773
>you have to marry and have kids in order to be a functioning member of society

>>72482781
so girls who listen to them are also autistic
suspected this but was never aware of this
thanks for the heads up

>>72482773
>everybody must be married with children
What are you? The 1920's?

>>72482773
how's that a bad thing?
Literally marriage and kids is really just a waste of money unless you're truly in love or something

>>72482781
yeah he's definitely autistic

>>72482789
fuck i wish this wasn't a norm people believed in

>>72482812
1. Girlfriend in A Korma
2. First of the Gang to Dine
3. Pretty Girls Make Gravy
4. November Spawned A Mozzarella Meat Feast
5. The World Is Full of Crashing Baltis
6. The Yoghurt Was The Most Loved
7. You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby Back Ribs
8. Miserable Lychees
9. There's A Pizza In Hell For Me And My Friends
10. Death of a Discos Multipack

>>72482812
Stale RYM joke

>>72482773
Stewart Lee?

Morrissey's never had no one ever because he wants the one he can't have.

>>72482842
He's had a couple of boyfriends, according to his autobiography. He claims to have been asexual since the late '90s.

>>72482842
He's just not flexible enough for autofellatio

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1997 Morrissey is the most handsome Morrissey. Try to prove me wrong.

>>72482920
>Try to prove me wrong.
He started balding.

>>72482789
>>72482808
why? so you can stop feeling like a failure? it's an expectation for a reason. stop failing

He's GAY

like super super GAY

he just didn't publicly come out with it because it wasn't totally acceptable back in the 80s

Just look at the self titled Smiths album cover. Plus he's lowkey antisocial.

>>72482773
He's the end of the line
The end of the family line

>>72482967
>I live a shitty culture and yet I follow it

>>72482975
Plus he idolises Jobriath, who basically committed career suicide by openly coming out (Seriously, quotes like "Bowie and Bolan may dress like women, but I'm a real rock 'n' roll faggot" wasn't going to advance your career in 1974), which undoubtedly would've always been lingering in his head.

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>think im straight
>then think im bi
>finally think im gay
>realize i just identify as morrissey

>>72482975
I think he's pansexual but just appreciates the male form.

>>72483112

>unironically using the word "pansexual"

go back to tumblr

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he's gay and dying of AIDS

>>72482773
families are literally for losers. if you're afraid of dying alone, get married. if you fucked up your own life, have a kid.

but when you're successful, and have women throw themselves at you constantly, you don't have to worry about either.

>>72482812
>>72482819
Subways, Here We Come:
1. The Boy With the Corn on the Side
2. Everyday I Like Sunday Roast
3. Celery Plates
4. Frankly, Mr. Lamb Shankly
5. Barbeque Begins at Home
6. That Yolk Isn't Runny Any More
7. What Difference Does it Bake?
8. William, It Was Really Muffins
9. I Started a Meal I Couldn't Finish
10. Hand in Oven Glove

>>72482773
Autism
Not even mememing. He had a lot of autistic characteristics

>>72483040
gay is a fetish
gay is a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8BRdwgPChQ

>>72482773
he got a
House
In
Virginia

>>72483762
what i meant to say is dont fall for it, anon
there are really cute girls out there, yknow

>>72482777
he is incel

>>72482789
>>72482808
Good goyim, don't reproduce. Muhammad al-Jihad and this three wives will make sure that your country remains populated.

>>72483793
fuckin this
you can argument anything else but this is something that is happening and that is relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsuGHXuUedw

>>72483831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmC1se9TUJ0

>>72482773
he's a narcissist

>>72482975
I don't think his antisocialness is lowkey

>>72483112
wtf does pansexual mean?

>>72484150
it's the same as bisexual, but without the implication that there are only 2 genders

>>72484150
Learn morphemes. Pan- means "all", so I think you can figure out the rest.

>>72484183
That's the same thing as bisexual then

>>72484196
Yeah, but I think it implies they'll also shag transgenders or hermaphrodites or something. I still think it's a stupid term.

>>72484214
Morrissey would probably shag a trans or intersex or nonbinary whatever if he really connected with that person.

>>72482777
>>72482779
>>72482975
>>72483751
>>72484113

All of this.

Narcissistic demisexual homoromantic autist with extremely high standards who's a voluntary celibate.

All he wants is a clone of his young self to cuddle him and watch old movies with him and have butt-sex like once every 5 years.

>>72482917
I rate this a 7.

>>72484285
also but like he doesn't need a wife/kids
his figurative immortality is secured via his music career, which required such a degree of narcissistic demisexual homoromantic autism

>>72483613
No, he's dying because God hates him, or maybe Jews convinced him he liked cock.

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I'MMMMM THROWING MY ARMS AROUNNNDD

AROUND PENIS BECAUSSEE

>>72483793
>>72483831
ok cool, I like muslims

anyone else think he's been on full life nofap? he has that same look in his eyes as brian wilson/panda bear and i know that one of them has came out and said they've never even tried it