Dat ass edition
>>72451683
Glammies out
>>72462007
beddamadre
>>72462028
Glammer masterrace get on in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDM-7xUkjuo
$ L A M Z > Glam
post thrash
also osdm from the last 2-3 years that isnt about gore or religion?
>>72462074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raMgVIaDoow&t=0s
>>72462088
>>72462066
>>72462048
>>72462028
what does /metal/ think of Ildjarn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgySbH4YAz8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFjpWFIktQ8
didn't know Varg is Kokopelli undercover salesman
I'm interested in getting into metal but i cringe everytime i hear screaming or raspy growling. Is there metal similar to the OP image with vocals in the more conventional sense of the term, or no vocals at all?
>>72462231
Listen to some Issues, Ulver, Disturbed, Soilwork etc.
>>72462231
Fuck off falsie
>>72462231
If you like Novembre check Paradise Lost, Katatonia, My Dying bride and other gotthic metal
Is glamposting the hottest shitty meme now
>>72462348
>now
more like this entire year
post glam thrash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM7IBrszcl4
>>72462287
>>72462298
thx, this is really helpful
>>72462370
The first rec is a troll
Also check these
http://www.metal-archives.com/band/ajax-recommendations/id/1185
>>72462214
absolute garbage, his only good track is the first one on that album you posted
>>72462398
Ok
At least u guys aren't as bad as bleep
/metal/ makes an album
>420 Blaze It in the Northern Sky
>1. Weedian Life Code
>2. In the Shadow of the Bong
>3. Paragon Marley
>4. Where Danks Wind Blows
>5. 420 Blaze It in the Northern Sky
>6. The Pagan Reefer
keep it DUDE WEED oriented, either by changing the lyrics or the style
>>72462668
fuck off
Dying ulver - wrong julius to fuck with
>>72462709
>>72462725
thanks guys :^)
Was listening to pic related, both this and Anarchic are great. Has anyone heard anything about Skagos releasing something new sometime soon?
Dying Fear - Wrong Factory to Demanufacture With
Dying Soil - Wrong One to Work With
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jLjMvo7hps
dat ass
>he rates music
can you get any more reddit? you either like it or not
Your top 5 thrash albums of all time
>Kreator - Pleasure to Kill
>Morbid Saint - Spectrum of death
>Metallica - Ride the lightning
>Artillery - by inheritance
>Dark Angel - Darkness descends
>>72463007
Vektor - Black Future
Vektor - Outer Isolation
Vektor - Terminal Redux
Pantera - Cowboys from Hell
>>72463007
>Vektor - Terminal Redux
>Vektor - Outer Isolation
>Vektor - Black Future
>Vektor - Demolition
>Metallica - Master of Puppets
>>72463007
Pig Destroyer - Wrong Oinker to Fuck With
>>72463007
Dying Kreator - Wrong Pleasure to Kill With
Sodom
Friendly reminder. Eating ass is /metal/
Friendly reminder that this nigga is more /metal/ than 90% of shit posted here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz64yxh4dzU&t=828s
Is this a boy or a girl?
>>72463153
you're gonna fap to it anyway
>>72463153
It's a girl (male)
>XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX
What did they mean by this?
https://youtu.be/6ho9T2RmMJ8
>>72462231
Dive into Doom and Stoner metal, majority of bands use clear vocals.
>>72462231
>i cringe everytime i hear screaming or raspy growling
Listen to more Kendrick Lamar you falsie
Seriously though, tell me some metal bands you already like and I'll give you some recs
>KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWEEEEEUUUHWBWMBWMWBMBWMWBMBWMWBMWBMWBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSZuL7XwNWA
I'm loving this already!
>>72463265
At what point did you realise that metal had gotten too silly
>new Rotting Christ animated video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Uoa94Jx0Q
just realized they uploaded their last album to Youtube, the absolute MADMEN
>>72463308
>Dicks out for harambe
Not to be tho
>>72463314
Their last album sucked anyway
>>72463350
*Bad
any heavy metal like link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMFdk6Tt3Wg
New Esoteric album when
>>72463412
never hopefully
>>72463305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpzAHlsKfXQ
now this is some badass fucking shit
>In an age where the culture war has reached all corners of American life it is essential to understand the immense significance of the extreme metal frontier. As a liberal movement on the brink of extinction adapts a full blown communist agenda and wages totalitarian warfare against all beneficiaries of natural selection and individual freedom it is mandatory for the iron willed men and women of metal to defend the most liberated of all musical genres. By defeating these dystopian LARPers on the battlefield of metal culture we will accelerate their complete evisceration and ultimately emancipate the underground metal genre from it’s stagnant state. Therefore we must understand the enemy to swiftly and decisively destroy it.
http://www.deathmetal.org/article/exposing-the-hypocrisy-of-liberal-metal-journalism/
>>72463427
>band is called Car Seat Headrest
is anyone even trying anymore?
>>72463452
wtf is this shit
Are there any non memed band that /metal/ unironically likes?
>>72462668
I lel'd.
>>72463007
>Annihilator don't have any good album, just good songs scattered throughout their discography
>Vektor - Outer Isolation
>Testament - Practice What You Preach
>Testament - The Gathering
>>72463455
its sooo cool man, i wish i could look just like them and rock out like that guy with long hair. he looks like a rocker.
What you want to look like hank marvin without your balls dropped?
>>72462231
novembers doom, they're pretty growly but have about three or so reeeeeeaaaaly good ballads they do
https://youtu.be/RW-LbXzzuDg
https://youtu.be/e0oQ7ZOKTls
https://youtu.be/AFgkLLQ-r2Y
>>72463529
no once you post a band once here it will be memed
>>72463529
saturnus and swallow the sun
>>72462668
Nobody is going to do this, but if it's any help I think it's funny.
>>72463265
Let me guess, the logo is actually supposed to say that.
THE KING IS ON HIS WAY
>>72463529
Dimmu Borgir
>>72463007
>Dark Angel - Darkness Descends
>Coroner - No More Color
>Aura Noir - The Merciless
>Fastkill - Bestial Thrashing Bulldozer
>Slayer - Hell Awaits
Dio or ozzy?
>>72463818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPCE3eo9Wc0
already been meme'd my friend
>>72463799
I think so but I don't see it
yellow machinegun > gallhammer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DpdBMH0SQI
>>72463629
Only Saturnus, Swallow the Sun is pretty memed outside /metal/ (and /mu/ as a whole of course)
>>72463529
bolt thrower, that's about it
>>72463629
>swallow the cum
does /metal/ like My Dying Bride? never see people here talk about them
>>72463959
>>72463959
Yeah I love them, but they aren't a meme like Paradise Lost
>>72463959
They are in the highest tier of Doom, there's nothing else to say.
>>72463987
fuck off
>>72463959
No i don't
>>72463987
Bad post.
>>72463959
me i like My Dead Girlfriend very much yes
>>72463857
If they weren't Jap women you'd never care about them.
>>72464044
>My Dead Girlfriend
My brother of african descent
Such a good band
here it is, the logical conclusion to heavy metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooZ1CcL8M5k
>>72464173
this is like 80's glam metal, this isn't cool at all
who /drunkironbrotherhood/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txaJ9X07PKY
>>72464044
I orefer Our Living Groom
>>72464375
WE ARE THE ARYAN BROTHERHOOD!
this garbage aged like milk
>>72462066
So fucking unironically true
>>72464606
What's wrong with it?
>>72464659
It's pretty mediocre
Extremecucks leave the hall!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LBrVxFTRCE
>>72464606
I recently started listening to black metal, this is the only album I've liked so far.
>>72462348
yup
>>72464912
It's a good entry-level album for newcomers but it's very forgettable once you've explored the genre a bit much i think
>>72462761
no problem
>>72464684
You've gotta admit that I Troldskog Faren Vild is one of the most memorable openers in black metal.
>>72462907
this
>>72463007
can't atm
>>72464976
It's not even black metal, but yes it's a good song
I can't really listen to it anymore though
>>72462231
>essential nu-male metal chart.jpg
>>72464976
...de ventede...
...tosens hjemkomst...
yes it is
>>72465013
>dat ass
Would eat 666/10
>>72463452
that Daniel fag wrote it huh, I just know
>>72463914
For me, this
>>72463959
yuh
>>72464811
wack
>glammer
>not gay
>would still let kip pound my boipucci
Is Okilly Dokilly a meme band or no?
Stop what you're doing and post ballads
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K9x2JC8p_eU
>>72465388
Extremecucks can't handle the ballards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RfZNRjGWUU
>>72465388
https://youtu.be/sq1LxVRl9ck
>>72463819
>Aura Noir - The Merciless
I heard the leader of that band posted on /mu/, is that true?
>>72465388
This kills the extremecuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzMd9HUTOcY
Has anyone listened to this? It's really good.
https://youtu.be/NG-_CJzD1Lc
>>72465682
made me grab a beer
>>72465486
what makes you think that, anon?
>>72465853
Rumors I heard on /b/. I think that's the guy. Is it you?
>>72465853
but this is not Czral
>>72465932
Czral here
AMA
>>72465955
do you have to wear diapers now? are they comfy?
>>72465901
nah, i was just messing around. say, do you have any links to that /b/ thread, friend?
>>72466014
No, it was a few days ago. I don't even know that band too well. Most I know is Mayem and some others, not my kind of music but I was curious.
>>72465808
>tfw Friday
>tfw no alcohol
>tfw no monies for alcohol
>>72465990
The ultimate meme man
>>72466111
is he, dare i say it, /ourguy/?
>>72465932
>>72466111
>>72466139
FOH nibbas he's not the one true Cuckmaster
>>72466139
he's no one's guy
>>72466157
>the one true Cuckmaster
>>72466197
>literally grabbing her by the pussy
He could be president
>>72466197
you can keep the fatties, Jamal
>>72466250
is that Frost on the left
>>72466270
no, its ur mum m8
>>72466300
I wish, lmao
so... this is the true potential... of progressive metal... (woah)...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-k2-bu5faY
>>72466175
he's a fat guy
>>72466377
yeah, probably because he can't walk
>>72466403
not an excuse, fatty
name a better cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7DUB-zLvw8
>>72466438
*blocks your path*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNvRMBqqvrs
>>72466438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_7gtFNWM-A
>You say Iron Maiden, I say Saxon
>you say Metallica and Slayer, I say Sodom and Destruction
>you say Cannibal Corpse, I say Demilich
>you say Pantera, I say Sepultera
>you say Darkthone, I say Burzum
>you say In Flames, I say Insomnium
>you say Deafheaven, I say Botanist
>you say Emperor, I say Dissection
>you say Sabaton, I say Powerwolf
>you say Nile, I say Melechesh
92% of r/metal users have bad taste. Let's all join together and show them the way
>>72466438
Yo listen up, here's a story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD8ftp4ntow
>>72466482
Stop spamming this autism
>>72466492
>>72466492
this is way better if you listen to it with the original music video playing desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
>>72466482
>You say Saxon, I say Manilla Road
>You say Sodom and Destruction, I say Hellwitch and Aspid
>You say Sepultura, I say Morbid Saint
>You say Burzum, I say Mutiilation
>You say Botanist, I say Ved Buens Ende
>You say Dissection, I say Dawn
>You say Powerwolf, I say Lost Horizon
>You say Melechesh, I say Lykathea Aflame
92% of /mu/ users have bad taste. Let's all join together and show them the way
>>72466579
>Ved Memes Ende
>>72466579
>Replaces NWOBHM with USPM
>Replaces Thrash with Heavy
Is there anything more patrician than listening to japanese power metal bands play dadrock covers in broken english?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O00c54HzoHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGCgNO9zDVY
>>72466640
>>Replaces Thrash with Heavy
>>>>>>>>
>>72466666
Anybody but kpop please
>>72465140
guest contributor
>genre: melodic death metal
>>72466604
stfu apollyon who would you be without vbe mainman's riffs
Post 10/10 album covers.
>>72466762
>the name's wolf
>baboon on the cover
>>72466650
>Is there anything more patrician than listening to japanese power metal bands play dadrock covers in broken english?
japanese shoegaze/dreampop bands doing brutal death metal /proto-slam covers of The Cure songs in 1994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__txK_ipU04
>>72466650
>>72466791
weebs aren't welcome here
What's the Fyre festival disaster of metal?
>>72466741
abbath's beta buttboy, perchance?
>>72466813
Wacken, kek
>>72466762
>>72466736
melodeath is new heavy, fuck off
>>72466650
no there isn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w_7rjKWSbc
what's the cheesiest power metal
>>72466880
>melodeath is new heavy
kek, "no"
>>72466895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-OzvIL4d2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZXyqy7-GdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhKXPWtGJ38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfcGPsm6mFU
>>72466842
is it really bad
>>72466847
huh I never thought about it but you're right
that is a very nice minimalistic sort of illustration, almost just got the red and blue contrast there but it conveys the magic transcendence theme and everything
album changed my life as well
>>72466920
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-OzvIL4d2w
I'm a a minute and twenty seconds in and I already want to die.
post essential unriff albums
>>72467000
>>72466920
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-OzvIL4d2w
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhKXPWtGJ38
fuck, that is amazingly good taste
Whats some /metal/ approved atmoshit? Altar Of Plagues, Ash Borer, and Wolves In The Throne Room are well liked here i think. Anything else?
>>72467103
Burzum's alright
@72467103
THEY'LL NEVER TAKE MY
(YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)'s
what the hell is an unriff?
>>72467119
It's like a nu-riff except that it's more dissonant
Forsaken Vultures are often recognized as the inventors of the technique
Haven't been paying a lot of attention to metal this year, what are the best releases so far lads?
>>72466697
it's him in disguise
>>72467191
literally nothing so far
wew
>>72466920
>that last band
going on metallum and searching for random nip power metal nets you a goldmine of fucking cheese like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDB6A7DIMEQ
>>72466895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlhQZFTvAn4
>>72467119
autistic dissoshit wank like dso, gorguts, and whatever buzzband iceland shits out these days
>>72467191
>>72467303
wut
>>72467303
>going to kpop
kys
Give me some black metal memes.
>>72467330
>>72467342
I wanted to t.nu-male myself but I miserably failed
Now i need to an hero
>>72467364
Black metal as a whole is a meme
>>72467364
>>72467364
>>>/reddit/
>>72467000
>>72467364
Spellonto
Sacrospell
Black Wolves (Baranovichi)
>>72467383
Damn...
>>72467296
What are the top two far right?
>>72467507
pallbearer - heartless, not sure about the other one
>>72467000
>>72467507
>>72467528
I mean the one next to Pallbearer, and the one under that.
>>72467560
lower one is dumal - the lesser god, pretty good meloblack, it has members of mgla if i'm not mistake
>>72467560
violet cold - anomie
dumal - the lesser god
>>72467586
>>72467606
Thanks.
>vaguely remembering a really good riff but can't remember what band or song its from
meal for this feel
>>72467707
hey this is not bad at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzsnunj-5gg
>>72467403
I won't go back empty-handed, please give me black metal memes so I can get upvoted on Reddit. Thanks.
>>72467817
>le Abbath looks like a cat lel XDDD
>le black metal is so scary and stuffz but they like kitties and flowers lololol XDDDD
>le black metul is so much better than Justin Bieber and One Direction hehehehehe
did I miss anything?
>>72467531
>abyssal
mah nigga
>>72467903
who are you quoting?
>>72467925
yer mum
What album is this?
>>72467296
Why you giving me nu-male charts? I said good
>>72467903
Fuck... that has to hurt deep.
>>72467925
black metal memes i see posted on facebook
>>72468010
>t. butthurt blackie memer
>>72467976
Arrayed claws by Lorn
https://youtu.be/4dmxnIfHF48
>>72467749
>liking literal wankcore
>>72468001
this general calling something "nu-male" is a sign of quality at this point
>>72466157
>FOH
>nibbas
>true Cuckmaster
I have no fucking clue what any of this is. I guess this is what happens when you go to unfamiliar boards.
>>72467817
>>72467903
>>72468010
>>72468034
>>72468119
Ik going to hunt you redditors down and sodomize you
>>72468076
Thanks, bro.
>>72468173
we'll enjoy it
>>72468173
Is that how you show appreciation around here? That's fucking gay as fuck, man.
>>72468173
psssst no tears, only dreams now
metale for this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go_Oe6XbDTc
>>72468085
>being gay
I know the dudes in this band through friends of friends and now I want to listen to more black metal. Any suggestions? The more violent, the better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjV_M1vEb0I
>>72468351
>liking band that literally jacked off on stage
>>72464912
listen to this please
>>72465426
why are there so many greeks in the comments?
>>72465388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSUWGng9YBI
>>72465528
I remember dmshareguy sharing this once, pretty good for vanilla prog
When will Alice in chains be rightfully respected as /mu/core?
>>72468548
Why would you want something to be mu-core? That's not a good thing.
>>72468382
literally nothing wrong with that
wake me up
>>72467586
>it has members of mgla if i'm not mistake
Wow I didn't know mgla was actually from Pennsylvania! This is even worse than Ghost Bath pretending ot be from China.
Is there any funeral doom that isn't boring?
>>72468382
can't find anything about that online. I don't believe you.
>>72469044
Crawling iiiiiiiiiiiin my skin
>>72468694
>
>>72469088
Already been posted a few times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TthR0uU50U
whatchu blastin'?
>>72469077
>funeral doom
>boring
Found the pleb
>>72469139
Fucking what. I knew those assholes were fags. God damn it. What the fuck. Shitty fucking tits.
Sorry i doubted you .
>>72469158
NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW
>>72463153
Obviously a girl, never had reason to question that before (or now).
>>72468548
They are already respected as best grunge band
>>72469158
I'VE GIVEN
AND TAKEN
AND GIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>72462231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J51LPlP-s9o
https://youtu.be/qS5-QmkKzJQ
Theres this song that I've been looking for. I've searched for QUITE a while now, but I've had no luck.
The Song is:
>black metal
>experimental
>a manifold of odd screaming techniques
>most screams were nonsensical
>actual vocals standard black/death vocals
>7-10 mins long
>album cover MAY have resembled an ink blot of a skull, the background MAY have had yellow in it
My memory on it isnt the best, but thats all I've got.
>>72469158
pretty damn great
>>72469467
>Ghost
more pissed off metal like Death Strike
>>72469387
the cleans ruined it
>>72469503
It's entry entry level and you should grow out of it pretty quick but it's still better entry level than nu-metal (wich introduced me and a lot of people to metal)
>>72469526
>>72469526
>>72469526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi7VGo-57Cs
>>72469536
But they kept it to one track and it adds to the melancholic mood.
If it was all harshes for Just For A Moment it'd sound less frail n shit.
>>72469557
There's still better entry level metal
>>72469568
>pizza thrash
got something harsher?
>>72469595
t b h I don't know a lot of good entry level except for the big names in trad
any recs?
>>72469536
The cleans made it better what the fuck are you talking about
If anything ruined this album it was Coma II.
>>72469749
>Coma II
>the last track before the band split up
Says it all, really.
>>72469158
>>72469654
Is it bad that I got into metal through Mastodon and Devy
>>72469788
early or late mastodon?
Devin townsend's fine
i like ghost, sue me.
>>72469869
I like ghost aswell, pic related is me btw
>>72469855
Mostly Leviathan and Blood Mountain
I don't think their new stuff is that bad though, solid 6/10 for me
>>72469901
you got into metal with pretty decent stuff then
I'm assuming you were already an adult?
>>72469869
They're pretty okay, just overrated which has turned them into this meme.
It's hard not to enjoy shit like MUH MUMMY DUSSSSSST,
>>72469899
looking good senpai
>>72469933
Yeah, I actually disliked metal as a teen and mostly listened to alt rock, it was mainly late Porcupine Tree that got me into heavier stuff
post /kvlt/ shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu2gCoD_Zvs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcSvt0qe27U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUjrQ60fTQY
>>72466791
>the entirety of this post
Fucken wot m8
>>72470072
liturgy
>>72469960
i don't get why some people hate them so much,
they're fun gimmick band and everyone knows it.
>>72470122
Popularity is directly correlated to elitist hatred or just general shit-talking.
See also Terminal Rememes and Sunbather.
Let's make Terminal Redux win this
>>72470087
>>72469749
>>72469774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5S3CK_K1HQ
haha i get it they called it coma because it puts you to sleep
>>72469139
I guess Meshuggah is officially wankcore now
>>72470190
I knew the comments would be gold.
"very contemplaitive dreamy. cosmic misanthropic metal from beyond ;)"
"this shit is just too heavy for my soul, so fucking heartbreaking"
Don't show them the Burzum long ambient tracks, their soul might collapse despite them being boring also.
/meal/ wats the best meal book? kinda curious.
>>72470122
their fanbase is absolute cancer bro
>>72469580
>>72469749
it sounds like two shitfaced strayas walked into the recording room and tried to colaborate with the ongoing atmosphere
Amazing how DM AOTY is from a fufu emo band
>>72470224
>tfw you enjoy DSBM but don't associate with the fans because of comments like that
>>72470270
>DM AOTY
Noice meme
>>72470236
I like Joy of Cooking by Irma Ronbauer, Marion Rombauer & Ethan Becker
Also check out I'm Just Here for the Food by Alton Brown
>>72470272
I daren't go look at Ghost Bath's debut album's comments.
All the decent DSBM fans have already killed themselves.
>>72470311
>meal = food XDD
fag
>>72470270
That doesn't look like Immolation
>>72463007
excluding stuff by the big four,
>Whiplash - Power And Pain
>Exodus - Bonded By Blood
>Artillery - By Inheritance
>Death - Scream Bloody Gore
>Bathory - Bathory
>>72469526
razor
sadus
demolition hammer
morbid saint
dark angel
kreator (pleasure to kill, terrible certainty)
whiplash debut album
tankard second and third album
early celtic frost
the good shit
>>72470170
>>72470312
>All the decent DSBM fans have already killed themselves
I'm on my way there famalam
>>72470332
>calling me a meme master when you were the one calling metal 'meal' to begin with
You are stupid.
>>72470376
don't
we need you
>>72469775
Deathcore AOTY
NEW
>>72470416
>>72470416
>>72466650
Yes, listening to a japanese noise rock band covering a very popular italian pop song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dteXjghvu8
>>72470390
You are stupid for fucking responded with some reddit ass joke fucking faggot boi