FYRE FESTIVAL SCAM

my god the #fyrefestival hashtag is fucking incredible rn

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but really tho

Reddit literally shut down when this started and is still down, all info was coming from there

>>72458478
>that rare chicken tendies autist

kek

#pray4fyre

this is amazing, so glad this was a disaster

tl:;dr

-The "private flights" are chartered 737's with economy class seating and a soda+chips for each person
-the luxury boutique accommodations are literally disaster relief tents with beds in them (even advertised as disaster relief tents on the manufacturer's website)
-The gourmet chef food handed out so far is two slices of bread, cheese slices and a handful of greens in a styrofoam container
-the "private island" is actually Great Exuma, which has a population of several thousand, with the festival taking place on a beach a stone's throw from a major resort
-the music hasn't even started yet and yet half of the artists have cancelled because they weren't payed, now it looks like the entire festival is being called off with all further flights cancelled on the tarmac
-the US embassy in the Bahamas is currently offering instance to stranded festivalgoers

i have not enjoyed a trending topic on twitter this much in a long while.

Why are people mentioning Ja Rule?

>>72459721
He was supposed to have been one of the leads in organizing the event or something like that.

https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fconsequenceofsound.net%2F2017%2F04%2F12000-luxury-fyre-festival-is-basically-a-disaster-zone%2F

Is the festival meme finally over? Will this be the straw that breaks the camel's back?

>>72459852
JA STRIKES AGAIN

>>72459849
i got a feel that all the people going to these shitshows deserve everything they had coming anyway
i hope they suffered in tears with no food while getting mugged and raped by scam brownies

>>72458267
>Most of us only dream of putting the wealthy in a gulag, Comrade Ja has actually gone and done it #fyrefestival
Jesus Christ haha

>>72460106
>Most of us only dream of putting the wealthy in a gulag, Comrade Ja has actually gone and done it #fyrefestival
tip top zozzle

holy shit shit is outrageous
I hope people wil get sued big time for this fucking mess
Even security is fucking with the millenials. I'd be scared shitless to be in this shithole.
it's embarrassing

t. white rich kid posting from mac

>>72460114

omfg you can say any word on mu but not THAT one!!! literally the worst word ever please never say again it really sets me off

>>72460178
>sh*t
>f*cking
>m*llenials
>sh*th*le

Watch your language edgelord.

>>72458267
i love rich libshit kids you can sell them fucking anything with the right marketing

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>>72460178
Security is being handled by locals. They have it under control.

pitbull was here

Can I get a quick rundown, the big enchilada?

>>72460312
I'm pretty sure those are /pol/ and/or r/thedonald false flags
This habbening is somewhat entertaining and all we have to do is watch, yet these fucks cannot stop ruining things.

Dashcon 2.0

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>/tv/ thread #2 got deleted

that first thread was fucking kino at least

this shit blows hunger games / battle royale out of the water

>>72460312
These are obvious fakes. lrn2internet nigger

>>72459849
>>72460042
I don't ever go to festivals but what's wrong with them?

>>72460360
na the images would be a lot better quality if it was /pol/ believe me

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leftist when will the learn you don't go to shithouse countries for music festivals

>>72460473
Read their account names newfriend

>>72460312

C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D

Am I the only one having fun watching this shitstorm unfold?

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remember no refunds
also good luck suing in the Bahamas

So is any of this real or is it just /pol/'s doing?

>>72460370
This is 10 times worse than Dashcon.

Shit is going down. People might die.

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>>72460550
It's a sadistic feel

>>72460578
Nope, it's real. Top trending hashtag on Twitter right now. News articles being written about it. Subreddit is in flames.

The security has guns, is robbing people, and nobody is allowed to leave.

>>72460550
It's fun, yes, but not as fun because there are people who pretend they're attendees and pollute "social media" with fake news and fake updates

>>72460505
Varg made a video about his experience living in iraq when he was a kid and he said the quickest way to make a white liberal turn racist is dump them in a third world shithole

>Ja Rule scammed hundreds of rich kids and left them stranded on a beach in a foreign country
It doesn't get any better than this

>>72460455
>not autism-friendly
>require leaving home

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>feral dogs, disaster relief tents, gunshots, artists cancelling left and right, literal robbery and shitty food
>and only for $12,000

>>72460612
>The security has guns, is robbing people, and nobody is allowed to leave.
The only source about this is reddit comments by people such as "getfuktantifacucks" and "lefunnyredditnameXD".

http://www.edmsauce.com/2017/04/27/fyre-festival-disaster/

>>72460683
>libtard damage control
How much is your cut from this Fyre scam?

What a fantastic birthday already.

>>72460710
1/8
Just because the 'libtard' thing will probably catch a bite

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>>72460730
Happy birthday anon.

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>>72460730
Hppybdy

>>72460623
What does this have to do with the post you're replying to, you goddamn autist?

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>>72460665
>>72460633
How many attendees were there supposed to be anyways? hundres? thousands? I'm curious about the scale of this clusterfuck

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

>>72460730
Wishing ill on others is not nice anon.

>>72460192
Nigger.

>>72460777
rip

>>72460777
#SAVESTEVEN

>>72460786
I wished for comedy gold. People paying 10-15k for the LOST/Haiti EQ relief lifestyle sure fits that bill.

>>72460777
rip in piece

These people are literally being held captive in the Bahamas why is this so funny

>>72460777
oh shit it's actually real
https://twitter.com/Steven_Stubbe/status/857834476050812928

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>>72460851
Because they paid for this, Ja Rule made this mess, and Kendall Jenner promoted it. All in all, this is fucking gold.

>>72460851
it's funny seeing rich libtards suffer
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/fyre-festival-photos-cancelled-tickets-refunds-kendall-jenner-bella-hadid-blink-182-ja-rule-a7707141.html

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>>72460869
>nassau

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>>72460869
>he deleted every tweet since 19 hrs ago
uh oh

>tfw you just want to listen to Blink-182 but sign up for the Ja Rule Aushwitz Experience™.

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>>72460851
I'm still having trouble believing it's real honestly

>>72459852
Has anything that has been advertised as "for millennials" not been complete shit?

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>>72460759
It seemed to me both posts were about people from a modern civilization being dumped in third world (excuse me, "developing") shitholes.

ENRICH'd

Why has nobody mentioned that Tensnake is on the lineup at this

>>72460992
Because no one knows who the fuck Tensnake is

Amazing. This makes me such a happy person.

Only con is that those trustfund models will still keep their careers after this. Especially that fuck Kendall Jenner. First that pepsi commercial, and now this.

>scam
>mishandled luggage
>poor accommodations
>poor food
>delays in refunds
>delays in leaving the area
Sure I can accept those as facts, seems like a typical scam event gone right.

>attendees rioting
>people disappearing
>looting and stealing
>security shooting people
>locals engaging in thuggery
Where are the proofs for these?

>>72461005
/sp/ tripfag turned DJ. I just hope he's safe.

They've been locked in a room.
This couldn't get any better.

https://twitter.com/LamaanGallal/status/857915550566981634

they are locked in the airport now
https://twitter.com/LamaanGallal/status/857915550566981634

>>72461019
>attendees rioting
>people disappearing
>looting and stealing
>security shooting people
>locals engaging in thuggery
That's just some fake bullshit. Otherwise we would've seen some footage of it already.

It's just babies crying because they have to stay at a refugeecamp-esque place for a while because their planes don't want to take off. Wahh Wahh. I hope they will learn a lesson from this.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTZSdf8jn3Y/?tagged=fyrefestival
this made me lol

>>72461102
>trust funders so deferential to authority they just sit and accept it as they're about to get fucked

Will they ever get off the island?

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>>72461219
no

>>72461219
What's causing all the delays in the first place?

>>72461219
They'll probably be up in the air before tonight, we're talking about privileged trust fund kiddies after all. I'm more interested in all of the legal action that's gonna happen. Are they gonna drain Ja Rule's bank account?

It'd be a shame if kek decided there'd be some sort of catastrophe. Tsunami, perhaps? Yes, very bad indeed

>>72459953
someone stop Ja

50 where you at.

>>72461053
wait are you serious

is he really a "successful" DJ now?

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>rich kids stuck on an island for a couple days with mediocre food and bedding because they can afford $10k tickets
>should be national news
This is great. This is fucking great.

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no idea who Ja Rule is but just by looking at photos of him he doesn't seem the least bit trustworthy

>>72461335
>>72461053
>>72461005
>>72460992
Tenny goes by Arreemer Jack or something.

Ja Rule's FEMA Concentration Camp: Straight Outta Alex Jones' Nightmares Edition

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>>72461352
I wonder why.

>>72461352
he looks like a used car salesman, fuck.

>>72461352
Ja Rule may not be always there when you call, but he's always on time.

I wonder if there will be a documentary about this some day.

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this guy thinks a pass will save him lol

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>>72458267
that sucks tho

>>72461393
I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED OF BEIN LONELY
SO BABY GIRL PUT IT ON ME

wait wtf is happening

Retards here don't realize 98% of the stuff being posted on Twitter/Reddit now is just b8 by /pol/.

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>>72461462
farcry 3 in real life

#firstworldproblems

>>72461462
- "Rich kid" festival is planned.
- Tickets cost $12k
- It's basically a scam

- People are forced to sit in a plane for hours before leaving to the Bahamas.
- """Festival""" is literally just a series of disaster relief tents
- Attendees are literally being held captive
- People basically get robbed
- There are literally feral dogs running around
- There is very little food. The only "food" available was prepackaged American cheese on un-toasted bread (it looked microwaved) on styrfoam plates, with salad with no dressing on the side
- There is very little electricity
- People's luggage was mishandled

It's like Dashcon except they can't leave.

>>72461545
Oh, also, lots of artists cancelled last minute.

>>72460505
>letting somebody steal your passport

toooppkhhek

look up @FyreFestivalFraud theres inside intel apparently

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-d9Zo0UIAA-bTr.jpg

>>72461545
>- "Rich kid" festival is planned.
> - Tickets cost $12k
> - People are forced to sit in a plane for hours before leaving to the Bahamas.
> - """Festival""" is literally just a series of disaster relief tents
> - People's luggage was mishandled
These are confirmed.
There is very little prove for the others, except for
> - Attendees are literally being held captive
Which isn't quite, they just can't leave because they're ON A FUCKING ISLAND.

>>72461545
>feral dogs
>robbery
Proofs?

>in before paying for the tickets is the robbery and the organizers the feral dogs

>>72461621
There is none. >>72460312
Look at the nicknames.

>>72461588
cant wait till they start eating each other when those 10 bags of chips run out

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>>72461588
they are gonna die man check the hashtag on twitter

>>72461588
The food is also confirmed.

Literally just cheese and bread. Wasn't microwaved, though.

Why are they chained into a room? Are the chains really necessary?

>burnt tents

did it not occur to them that it might be called fyre festival for a reason

>>72461674
They were promised gourmet food, they got shit.

>transported
>via
>s c h o o l b u s
LOL

>>72461702
why dont you guys treat donald trump like this and obama too
they want a A+ tier meal and get half banana someone farted on instead

>>72461724
these niggers need to be educated on how to not fall for a scam

>>72460730
IIITS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAYYYY

>>72461730
because this was the first election for most of the kids on /pol/.

>"luxury, eco-friendly tents"
>actually disaster relief tents
lol, the staff are in wayy over their heads with this

this is just another performance artist crap like in black mirror
hoax confirmed

These look like comfy tents in an exotic setting. You college age americans are insane.

>>72460505
Yeah, because going to a "shitty country" is such a left wing thing to do, right????
Seriously, what the fuck do you even mean? Can someone who understands the mysterious language of /pol/ explain?

Wonder how r9k feels about this

>>72461754
This. It sounds just too good to be true.

>>72461781
there is nothing to even understand

it's just shoehorning politics into places where they have no context

This is one of those things that kinda disgusts me but it's so hilarious that i can't actually feel any disgust.

Seriously, the lineup isn't even that good. Why would you blow that much money in the first place even if this festival was an actual festival and not a concentration ca- i mean, holocaust center?

>>72461842
b-b-because you pay for the whole experience!

>>72461781
>>72461801

its a leftwing meme to go to a shithole for muh diversity and then something bad happens to them because they are naive and think everywhere is as safe as the west google Pippa Bacca for reference

>it always has to turn into a racial thing
why are you people so awful

>>72461665
>dying of dehydratation and no food
>still puts effort by taking snapchats with the filter that makes you look beautiful
These gals have their priorities set straight.

>>72461788
Surprisingly the thread is almost dead and currently sits at 65 replies

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>>72461853
>12K for tickets
>even blink182 cancelled
JUST

>>72461859
Nah, that's >>>/pol/. We're just watching the fyre for the fire.

>>72461880
thats what im in it for but like ctrl+f "niggers" pulls up more hits than necessary

>>72461898
Nigger

>>72461859
Who's the organizer of this event?
Where is this event taking place?

>>72461801
Everything is related to politics.

should've put cameras and mics everywhere, this would make for a great TV

and to offset the impending lawsuits

>>72461236
This nigga smooth af about to slide in.

so how long till these Instagram whores turn to cannibalism /mu/?

>>72461898
Do you know where the fuck you are? Go to other sites if you need a safe place.

>>72459849
If anything itll kill small festivals while the big ones get even bigger and shitter

>>72461912
because a white man has never organized a shitty festival. can you not just enjoy a clusterfuck without turning it into a reason to feed your hatred for black people

>>72461912
When Woodstock 99 happened nobody turned into it a racial thing, may you explain why?

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>>72461898
i said shit about niggers coz scamming anyone this bad into Lite-Africa is some real ass nigger shit, if you made this event you´re a nigger to me and that has nothing to do with race when you fuck up and your shits retarded, you´re being a nigger. I dont mean the race, i mean the nigger shit like baiting party kids into refugee camp while serving them few cold toast during 9 hours while stealing all their shit before beating them up. Thats African as fuck

>>72461967
I know I'm on /mu/ and it smells like a whole like of board-jumping from /b/ and /pol/

>Ja Rule and the organizers breaks his silence
>"We did what we did just to show the world how privileged and entitled white people all are"
>He and all the others complicit aren't charged, no refunds given, no punishments dished out
This is what will happen next probably.

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>>72461967
Snowflakes and tumblr sluts unironically use the term safe place/space, degenerates ironically use it.

>even discussions about Fyre Festival turn ugly
This is truly abysmal.

>>72461993
>smells like some /pol/ bullshitting again
if anything he won't break his silence. if he does, it'll be a half-assed apology.

As hilarious as it is to see """instagram celebrities""" break down at slight inconvenience, how do the organizers expect to get away with this? They explicitly advertised certain things and these conditions aren't even "well teeeeechnically" close enough.
How did they get so many artists to perform and Kylie Jenner to shill it?

>>72461986
that actually sounds a lot more colonizer-europe to me
>>72461996
I've literally only heard /pol/bois use it. I've never once heard anyone actually seriously ask for a safe place beyond richard spencer

>>72460894
ITS HAPPENING
THE WAR AGAINST THE WORLD IS BACK ON
FUCK ENGLAND FUCK CIVILIZATION FUCK SILVER PIRACY IS BACK

>>72461971
Shut the fuck up nigger

>>72462022
>that actually sounds a lot more colonizer-europe to me
now you're just responding to racism with racism

>>72462019
thinks third world legal systems work like in the west they will be luck to get anything

>>72460312
The tent burning one turned out to be true.

>>72462043
its not really racist to say europe colonized, raped and pillaged lots of civilizations

>>72462019
>being locked in a room is minor inconvenience

>>72462063
it's like saying "it's not racist to say African Americans raped, assaulted, mugged and stole mobile phones from lots of people"

>>72462083
thats not what people are saying at all and you know that.
it's "they did all those things /because/ they were black." I never said europeans did it because they were europeans.

>>72462065
I don't know, as funny as the /pol/ false flagging is I can't imagine it's that bad other than shitty food and being forced to wait around for a while. Kids who can drop a poor family's yearly income on a meme circle jerk can afford to have their connections rescue them at the snap of their fingers.

>>72462083
which is exatcly whats up in Fyre Festival
this is why police kills people

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>>72461102
>>72461100
>https://twitter.com/LamaanGallal/status/857932183524200449

>People are fainting and all you can make are rich kid jokes. Shame on all of you ignorant psychopaths. Idiots

>>72460730
happy birthday, senpai.

>>72462124
>police kill people because poor black islanders stole shit from rich ass white kids who can afford to get 30 new iterations of whatever was stolen

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12K to see Blink 182, eat cheese sandwiches and salad, sleep in an emergency tent and get robbed by niggers?

Did I just about get that right?

>>72462116
https://twitter.com/LamaanGallal/status/857915550566981634

It's confirmed she's at Fyre Festival.
They are literally being locked in a room.

>>72462168
Blink 182 cancelled

>>72462156
so, its not like youre privileged to everyones shit just coz you cant get a job

kek
https://www.reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/681rva/just_ate_my_first_human/

>>72462177
But people paid 12K to see Blink 182. People actually did this.

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real life battle royal gonna happen soon
https://twitter.com/DylanACOP/status/857935514787303425

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>people stranded for hours, no food no water, no planes
>all of a sudden the sky goes black
>how could it get any worse
>people look through their shattered sunglasses
>the black objest is literally a fleet of airplanes
>they all land on the runway
>motherfucking United Airlines
>pilots step out
>"We're here to help"
>the entrance to the airplane starts flooding pepsi cans and bottles down the stairs
>kids start lapping it up to get on the plane
>all their rich parents invest millions into the company

Thats how you do a PR campaign

Barring straight-up death, I have no sympathy for anyone who pays five figures for something shilled by the Kardashians as an "Instagram-friendly" festival

>>72462062
Proofs?

>>72462034
fuck buttpirates

>>72462278
The more I hear about this festival the less sympathetic I feel for the attendees

>>72461352
>no idea who Ja Rule is
I'm getting old

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man its fun to read this article now

You guys realize that this supposed 12k that the festival-goers dropped on this frivolous experience is going to turn into a great investment? Their mommies and daddies will surely get some straight A lawyers on this and sue the shit out of Ja Rule, Kendall Jenner, Hadid & Co. They'll get that 12k back, paired with a fat fucking bonus on top. The trustfundo's will get their last laugh, let's worry about that.

>>72462360
wheres the source my dude

>>72462360
HAHAHAHAHAH

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>>72461352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWJmVAQJK58

>>72462052

Do you have any idea how complicated the logistics of getting somebody off that island would be? Even with a tremendous amount of money it'd be incredibly hard.

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>NO REFUNDS

I just like that this whole debacle has the same narrative set-up as that shitty Uwe Boll "House of the Dead Movie"

>bunch of rich college-age shitheads show up on an island expecting to find a party
>find only violence and strife

I'd how to feel guys. It's funny and at the same time kinda fucked.

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>Attendees trapped on a desert island
>Are locked in a room with no escape
>Stripped of all belongings
>Given minimal food (if any)
I'm just waiting for pic related to show up and tell everyone to kill each other

>awful music
>costs thousands of dollars
>on some shitty beach
>no refunds
>only way out is by plane

this seems like it was designed to exterminate rich white kids

First thing that popped into my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo-ddYhXAZc

>look at these rich libtards suffer

yeah cuz there's definitely not any rich republican trustfundarian children that would wanna bro down at some shitty edm festival

>>72462529
It's just a documentary to show how spoiled, entitled, and privileged white people are

>>72462541
But there aren't?

>>72462541
fuck off retard

>>72462541
(you)

>something hilarious happens and hints towards there being an inkling of universal karmic justice
>/pol/fags have to twist it into something shitty

w h y

>>72462541
Of course not, republican children would rather spend time with their families than go to a cuck festival.

>the actual experience exceeds our expectations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5kY3RsmKo

>>72462572
>twist into something shitty
The universal karmic justice system is on /pol/'s side.

>>72462580
>Once owned by Pablo Escobar
Edg-eyyyyyyy

who the fuck is Ja Rule, never heard of this guy before I saw this thread

>>72462603
He's a has been rapper, a really ugly one too. That's all you need to know.

>>72461479
>Retards here don't realize 98% of the stuff being posted on Twitter/Reddit now is just b8 by /pol/.
/thread

>>72462572

trust funders getting duped by jamal & co. has /pol/ written all over it

>>72462572
This, my god. It would be much funnier to just watch it unfold but NO.

>>72462610
Don't bully the ugly pitbull

But as another anon said. Feeling old. Even though I never listened to his stuff I had an idea of who he is

omg
first rape just reported on twitter :/

https://twitter.com/VisitTheBahamas/status/857949787513139200

aahahahahahahhahahhahahaah

>>72462650
CULTURAL

>>72462631
Besides Ja Rule what black person is in charge of the event

>>72462650

ENRICH'd

>>72462650
Drop that link

>>72462646
>>72462572
/pol/ is the karmic justice now

>>72462326
Exactly

>>72462631
>Billy McFarland
>Black
go back to your home board and let us enjoy the fire in peace

>>72458267
You know what, I usually hate seeing bad shit like this happen.

But genuinely, fuck people who can just put up $12k and go to the Bahamas in the middle of April.

>>72462707
You a bit jealous mate?

>>72462572
We live in a world in which everything is politicized, every statement has political meaning, and everyone not with you is an enemy you must defeat.

I just wanted to see some trust fund babs get their shit slapped.

>>72458267
>anyone know how to make weapons?

top fucking kek

>>72462756
I guess I'm more jealous they have the money to put up more than I am that they'd go to the Bahamas.

I barely make $25k a year at the moment, and I can think of infinitely more useful things to spend $12,000 on.

>>72462756
Well, mate, I'm not >>72462707 but I think everyone who's making fun of these spoiled brats is at least a tiny bit jealous. I mean, I'd love to drop a 12k bomb just like that, but I can't.

>>72462810
I agree with you anon. I am jealous as well. Like damn, spending 12k just to fuck around at a music festival? I'd pay off for a decent car and drive that shit with whatever is left over.

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You know I'm kind of torn about this.

One hand, there's people being scammed out of their money and going through serious shit right now. They might even die worst case scenario.

On the other hand, the people in question are trust-fund kiddies that never had a problem in their life until now.

Still entertaining af though.

>>72462154
>people are fainting

oh please say it isn't so

>>72462932
SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOOOOOOOO

>>72460777
RIP steven

>>72460777
F

i just got an apple to eat and it is seriously delicious, like holy shit it is the most amazing apple i've ever tasted, must be one in 10,000 harvest that tastes this good. just wanted to say that

>>72462932
Its not impossible, most of these svelte model types are at the boundaries of minimum required nutrition.

>>72461118
that instagram link:
>just being chill at my private jet before the shitshow senpai
look at the replies though.
"How are the fema camps?"
"Get ready for the hunger games"

>>72463005
Would you say that this apple is... on fyre?

>>72463011
>they can strand me on an island with her

sheeeeit

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>>72463027
victory is slightly tangy

>>72461118
>you will never be stuck on the island and force her to sit on your face in return for some food

JFMSU fampai

>>72463005
I swear to God I just bought a bunch of oranges from Sam's Club that are just like this

Holy fucking shit 40,000

They're huge and so juicy that it's physically impossible to take a bite without juice flying around

>>72462065
Man, being locked in a room isn't that bad! I've been locked in a bunch before. Mostly by myself. I get to talk to my good friend Shade when I'm by myself.

reminder this was the only remaining published telegraph article which had the shooped ballpit from dashcon

https://archive.fo/9Hx41

>>72463140
im like a new man since reading about this festival. my apple tasted amazing. i took a sip of water from my plastic bottle that has been stagnating here for 3 days and it was ice cold. i got a general euphoria going on, i want to run through the streets screaming thank you lord god thank you . too bad i have to go to sleep and when i wake up the feeling will be gone

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>>72463193
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>72462932
>>72463009
I don't even think you have to be super unhealthy from spending 10 hours in a poorly ventilated area without food or water (which I gather is what they are doing).

So why haven't the people at the festival realized that it's probably the people that are paying money to go there? And that it's probably their own fault

>>72458323
Best gif ever

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>>72462360

>there's going to be top notch food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvEy8JmyRPM

>>72461053

Wait.... Tensnake.. I remember him he was the biracial looking kid right? Hahahaha.

He was a good kid sucks he has such a shit job.

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>>72462360
>no tents needed

I give ja rule full support in his quest for kill whitey. Now they just need to b8 the trumptards. Gun festivals?

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SHIT

>>72462650
post it

Was the terrorist known as Al-Sam Hydei found yet?

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>>72463527
>all that denial

>>72463527
>watching videos of rich obnoxious faggots travelling
Is this what people like nowadays?

This is beautiful

I hope the organizers keep all the money

>>72463145
You know Shade??

>>72462156

>I'm going to rob someone because they have stuff, that makes me the good guy

Shut up.

>>72463674
They have a no refunds policy. However, they might be subject to lawsuits.

>>72461236
Tom Murray is my hero.

>When 50cent rekts you so hard you emerge as a villain out for revenge and wanton destruction a decade later

>>72463689

No contract wording is going to save them from what these people's parents are capable of. They endangered these kids with these conditions. It's going to be nasty.

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>>72463773
I know I wouldn't trust anybody who was only 2 years older than me to organize anything of this scale.

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he got a good whack

I'm not saying this thing doesn't look like it's a shitfest, but I doubt it's as bad as they're making it out to be desu. Rich millenials would probably think a weekend in a youth hostel is equivalent to a gulaggh.

>>72462471
i kekd

>>72461545

Kys

>>72463918
The biggest problem is the panic. I'm praying that none of these kids take matters into their own hands with the locals, or this really will turn into some Lord of the Flies burn the witch shit.

Would certainly make for a good story.

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I'M THE OBEAH MAN

>>72462522
lmao this was my first thought

hopefully it's broadcasted

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>>72460777
Dat boi ded

Above anon is a faggot

>>72462559
>>72462577
prove it

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>>72464001
It was all along desu

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>>72460992
Please tell me this is true

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>>72464016
not quite dubs tho anon, try this

>>72461053
No way

>>72464131
Republicans have values

>>72461898
Nigger give me a break you know where you're at?

>>72464180
prove it

LIBERALS GET OFF THIS WEBSITE NOW

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>>72464001
How bout dis anon?

Can I get the lineup for this festival?

>>72460992
>>72461053
Tensnake is an actual DJ. 4chan Tensnake is a /sp/ and /bleep/ loser named after the DJ.

Fyre Festival set out to provide a once-in-a-lifetime musical experience on the Islands of the Exumas.

Due to circumstances out of our control, the physical infrastructure was not in place on time and we are unable to fulfill on that vision safely and enjoyably for our guests. At this time, we are working tirelessly to get flights scheduled and get everyone off of Great Exuma and home safely as quickly as we can. We ask that guests currently on-island do not make their own arrangements to get to the airport as we are coordinating those plans. We are working to place everyone on complimentary charters back to Miami today; this process has commenced and the safety and comfort of our guests is our top priority.

The festival is being postponed until we can further assess if and when we are able to create the high- quality experience we envisioned.

We ask for everyone's patience and cooperation during this difficult time as we work as quickly and safely as we can to remedy this unforeseeable situation. We will continue to provide regular updates via email to our guests and via our official social media channels as they become available.

-The Fyre Festival Team

>>72464001
check em

>>72464232
>actual DJ
yeah dude press play on his laptop to shitty EDM music

this is quite incredible, probably the biggest fail since Dashcon

>>72464180
lol

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>you will never fuck up so hard that a nation apologises for you

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>>72464001
Rollin

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>>72464228
This is the line-up as close to the festival date as I could get
>tfw Blink 182 are the best artist on the line-up

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>>72464228

>>72464273
>Dashcon
oh boy that was a fun shitshow

Im so happy lmao let these faggots die already

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So is this like the millennial Altamont?
Is the SJW era over?
Is generation Z going to be bad ass punk rockers who despise hippies?

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>>72464253
>>72464224
>>72464290

>all these losers
lol, let that sink in

Its funny how the compete fuck up that is this pyramid scheme masquaerading as a failed festival has directly coincided with the fading out of the term 'fire' being used to describe something cool, topkek

>>72464295
That looks like a counterfeit sneaker brand list
>read Rancid
>it was actually someone named Rancido

This event is the gift that keeps on giving

>>72464162
w8 is this a subtle uncle kirby from brazil ref including Louro José?

If yes 10/10 post

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>Great Exuma becomes Great Exhumation

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>>72464343
lol check deez son

>>72464356
heh

/tv/ here. Never knew dubs is popular in /mu/

>>72464248
IT'S GOIN' DOWN 4REAL

>>72461898
Fuck you nigger

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>>72464391
bane?

Okay, this is obviously gonna be adapted into a movie. Now who's directing and starring in it?

>>72464336
TALKIN ABOUT MUH GENERATION

>>72464416
We're way past that. We have pickle rick, colbertposting and bill nye

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I hope Scamthony Fyretano makes memevids out of this event.

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I WILL BE CRASHING THIS FESTIVAL
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>72464428
Exact thing I was thinking
Some anon already gave the set up in the thread

>>72464428

I'd like Paul Greengrass to direct and have non-stars be the actors. I want this to be in the style of United 93.

>>72464444
Ohh quads of truth from /tv/

>>72464428
directed by Nicolas Winding Refn

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>>72464444
>DIGITS
based /tv/

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>>72464473
oh shit

>>72464444
nice quads

>>72464428
Ja Rule as Himself (goes towards his community service)
Samuel L Jackson as Kitchen Worker #1
Queen Latifah as Kitchen Worker #2
The OC cast as various Festival goers
Michael Cera as Steve Stubbe

Dorected By Stephen Soderbergh

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Exuma? naa I'm Exmilitary

More like dumpster fyre

>>72461665
This makes me think that this is all a hoax, like the "hackers" (I forget what they're calling themselves) who are taking over the instagrams/youtubes of super famous people and then miraculously turning them back to normal

>>72464428
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE

Directed by Joss Whedon, comes out of retirement to do it, film gets Oscar nommed except for Best Director.

Ja Rule played by Dave Chappelle, out of retirement to play him, doesn't get nom

Billy McFarlaind played by Miles Teller, out of retirement to play him,wins Oscar

Steven Stubbe, Brendan Fraser out of retirement but no Oscar nom

Lammall played by Kylie Jenner, out of retirement to play her, Oscar worthy rape scene of Bahamians raping her, Oscar nom

Emily Ratajowski,is Amber Heard, bla blah

Kylie Jenner is played by Mara Rooney

FyreFestivalFraud the Twitter whistleblower is Louis CK

Some VICE reporter who covers event played by Ryan Gosling

TOTAL KINO

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>>72463527
He HAD to have been paid.

>>72464295
The fact people paid 12k for that lineup is what really frightens me...then again, if 12k meant nothing for me, I could consider spending that money to get a close look at topless Emily Ratajkowski

>>72462272
>Implying the internet isn't getting enjoyment out of the suffering of these yuppies with rich parents

United would been viewed as antagonists for rescuing these fucks

>>72462394
Ja was just there to promote. He didn't organic nor does he own the company responsible for this

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>>72464428
Maybe a vidya?

>>72464616
>Steven Stubbe, Brendan Fraser
Fucking dead

>>72464616
Same poster but Fyre in title, as another poster said Refn should direct, Michael Cera is Steven Stubbe, William N. Finley IV is Cumberbatch, Bahamian security is I'm the Captain now Somali guy

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>>72464699

>>72464699
>tfw when a 4 to 12K low end but 300k highend concert festival makes Far Cry, LOST, TWD, etc (you get the idea) look fucking comfy

>>72464699
Looks like a quarantine zone from a zombie movie.

>>72464911
ayy limao

>911

>>72464911
posting in new thread

>>72464911
lol

new thread >>72464935