>rym review >it's a bunch of cringey personal anecdotes

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>>72451204

someone post the review

That's pretty much all /mu/core. The teenagers on this just have to let you know how much Loveless or LYSF is "intertwined" with their melodramatic life.

>>72451254
It's a bad review, but the autistic shitfit on the right is worse.

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>>72451254
here's the same guy's review of midnight city
he dosen't even seem to be aware there's other, better m83 out there

he also gets pissy about anti-trump songs because they're anti-trump and considers sun bat her a 5.0

>>72451876
what a cuck

>>72451254
Imagine getting this assblasted over something so unimportant

>>72451254
It really seems like the entire spiel is about "Fuck, it's a 5." and nothing else in the review.

The grand daddies of irrelevant horrible reviews that get lots of favorites for no reason are
1). ozzystyle's YS review
2). marsbars' Idler Wheel review
3). That one review of Elliott Smith - New Moon
4). anything written by telephone junkie

>>72452503
>ozzystyle's YS review
is that the one where he makes that weird fantasy story about dating joanna newsom

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>>72451204

>rym review
>it's an autstic deconstruction of every single aspect of the album which is rated and put into some weird mathematical formula to give the final rating

>>72452526
yes

>>72451204
Damn source on this beauty?

>>72452585
She calls herself Syrian Girl

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>"legitimate" publication review
>I had never even seen a shooting star before

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>>72452601
tfw no passionate, anti zionist, anti globalist, syrian nationalist gf

>>72452652
forgot video

https://youtu.be/GrEPadG0pQk

>>72451254
this is the most autistic thing I've ever seen on this website

>>72451204
This is why I don't publish my reviews. I know it's pathetic nitpicking so I keep it to myself.

i just use rym to catalogue music and give my personal ratings on things. the majority of the reviews are awful, and almost every album has an average rating of 3.5~. so there really is no point in caring

and yeah, reviews where it's just some random shit that has nothing to do with the music actually makes me want to jump off a cliff

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>>72452651
>Thom Yorke slowly beat on a grand piano, singing, eyes closed, into his microphone like he was trying to kiss around a big nose.

>>72453087
>and almost every album has an average rating of 3.5~
This isnt even remotely true what? Most albums are around 3.2.

>>72451876
EW

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>tfw my reviews are never posted here

Does that mean I'm doing it right guys?

>>72453087
>and almost every album has an average rating of 3.5~
And?

>>72452601
>>72452652
"""""""""girl"""""""""""""

Does anyone have any more gems?

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>>72455009

>>72453087
get hit by a truck you fucking idiot

>>72451254
>Reddit

>>72451254
I don't know whats more pathetic, the review or the fact someone took their time to make that image.

>>72451254
Fucking christ. Out of all the absolutely awful reviews on RYM, this autist chooses that one to criticize?

>>72454578
if every album is rated almost the same, whats the point of an overall rating
>>72453506
is this a joke?

>>72455504
But every album isn't rated almost the same. There're thousands of albums on that site rated above a 3.5.