I met Bono once at a film festival. I asked him to sign a piece

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bullshit but i believe it

Look at that trembling penmanship, you can really sense the excitement as he copied a signature off the web knowing he was on the cusp of a major meme event.

>>72422473
That's nothing compared to what Flying Lotus did this when I bumped into him in a grocery store in LA

>>72422520
really? what happened when you met him?

>Capt. Beefheart to Bono, regarding a collaboration: "Dear Bongo, I don't know who you are or what you want from me but don't call me again."

>>72422518
it kinda just looks like there was something bumpy underneath the paper

>>72423586
please tell me this is real

>>72423632
bongo fury

>>72422473
Bono wouldn't do that he's a cool guy

>>72423586
Funny, but telephones didn't exist back then. Nice try though

>>72422610
So basically I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles last year. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>72424133
nice copypasta

>>72424133
i had a similar experience with sam hyde

>>72424147
wow so you figured that out did you

>>72424133
Frank Ocean did the exact same thing.

i was like wtf?