>lou reed has taught his child how to use the toilet >"you're

>>72398350
thank you

>lou, what do you call a female hero?
>heroine

>lou come on get to the studio we have to record another song
>nah im busy
>what do you mean 'busy'
>too busy suckin on a ding dong

>>72398350
>lou reed caught his son applying for a fast food job
>"you're a peon, son!"

>lou reed heard his favorite bach mass on the classical station
>"your'a pean's on!"

lou reed was the original nu-male

>>72398350
>pretended to be gay for indie cred
>fuckin paid off
>highfives bowie because they just cucked an entire demographic

>>72398350
nice

>>72398716
Lou probably was bi though. I mean he went through electroshock treatment for it even. If he was faking then I admire his commitment so much I can forgive him for it.

>dad, what are all those people doing crying by that rock in that park?
>"son, dey mourning"

>lou reed goes on a safari
>take a walk on the wild side

hi

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>>72400175
hi

>>72398703
Nah he seemed like a Chad tbqh

>>72398350

I remember hearing this joke in elementary school and I thought it was the most clever shit

>>72400199
it's true

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>Say goodbye to Boards of Canada
>"Seeya Later"

>>72400341
>Hey Boards of Canada will you shut up?
>Orange!