I keep having this dream where SpaceGhostPurrp tweets "Y'all

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I keep having this dream where SpaceGhostPurrp tweets "Y'all got til cinco de mayo to get yo shit together." Then, on May 1, he releases a new mixtape called "FUCK BLACKLAND." This is the tracklist.

1. FUCK SMOKEPURPP
2. FUCK LIL PUMP
3. FUCK WIFISFUNERAL
4. FUCK RICK ROSS (ft. Future)
5. FUCK YUNG SIMMIE (ft. Amber London)
6. FUCK LOFTY305
7. FUCK ROBB BANK$
8. FUCK DENZEL CURRY (ft. B L A C K I E)
9. FUCK SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD
10. FUCK XXXTENTACION (ft. Alice Glass)

This seems weird since SGP seems to have squashed his beef with Denzel, Ski, etc. The bass on all the beats is very distorted, and SGP's rapping is very aggressive. Sometimes, the beats are distorted so much that you can barely make out the lyrics. Each song is at least 10 minutes. On the last track, "FUCK XXXTENTACION", SGP raps for 2 minutes, and then it devolves into harsh noise with SGP and Alice screaming randomly for 20 minutes. The cover is just a picture of SGP holding a piece of paper that reads "5/5/17" The mixtape is critically acclaimed, and receives a 10 from Pitchfork.

On Cinco de Mayo, SpaceGhostPurrp enters a mall in Miami and opens fire, killing 50 people, including X and Ski. SGP is eventually killed during a police chase and Pitchfork re-rates FUCK BLACKLAND to a 0. The incident is so controversial that all Florida rappers are blackballed from the industry.