ITT Pick two musicians, other anons tell you who'd win in

Mozart
Beethoven

Xasthur
Striborg

Ray Charles vs Stevie Wonder

i thought that blonde kid was yolandi for a sec, was about to fap

>>72250342
Mozart would probably smear shit in Beethoven's face or something

>>72250342
Clearly Beethoven

>>72250365
Stevie

>>72250321
zach hill
>>72250342
beethoven
>>72250362
literally who
>>72250365
ray

richard hell vs. varg (both in their primes, no weapons)

Mike Patton vs Anthony Kiedis

Robert "DID YOU PIRATE MY MUSIC?" Fripp vs Jeff "ARE YOU RECORDING ME?" Mangum

albert ayler
eric dolphy

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>>72250438
papa fripp would straight murder mangum if you said he pirated a song one time

>>72250438
There wouldn't be a Jeff left.

>>72250410
Patton

>>72250365
Ray Charles seems a bit harder

>>72250362
I'm only saying Xasthur because I know who that is

>>72250342
Beethoven. Mozart was a bit of a baby

>>72250321
Zach Hill

Trent Reznor vs. Rivers Cuomo

Euronymous
A lamp

Phil Anselmo vs Tom Araya

Fred Frith vs Christian Vander

David Byrne vs David Bowie

>>72250531
TRONT

>>72250564
A lamp

>>72250531
probably rivers desu

Ian MacKaye
Guy Picciotto

>>72250321
Zach Hill
>>72250342
Mozart
>>72250365
Stevie
>>72250410
Patton
>>72250438
Fripp
>>72250531
Reznor

>>72250362
xasthur has experience from growing up in shitty neigbourhoods in southern california but striborg has retard strength + cave shrieking, so i'd say he has the moderate advantage

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MC Ride or GG Allin?

>>72250621
MC Ride would beat the shit out of Allin

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Cab Calloway vs Lady Gaga

>>72250362
anyone have that youtube edit where Scott was calling out Russel (or vice versa)?

>>72250691
If the black guy wins, it's misogyny.
if the girl wins, it's racist.

>>72250716
>Lady Gaga girl
kek

>>72250655
But GG fights dirty

>>72250737
but mc ride was born dirty

>>72250321
zach hill is really strong/fit and his style of drumming is very demanding, he'd definitely win

>>72250342
beethoven

>>72250362
probably striborg desu, he's bigger/less depressed

>>72250365
ray charles

>>72250394
richard hell was a little realer/more experienced i think, varg in his 20s was basically an angry norwegian kid who was dissatisfied with how safe and pampered his society was but richard hell really had lived in sketchy situations and bad neighbourhoods

>>72250410
patton, obvs

>>72250438
fripp is old but jeff is a cuck, hard to say

>>72250447
i think ayler was probably way more physically developed/had more stamina, the dude blew a lot harder than dolphy and would be unpredictable in a fight

>>72250531
the answer to this one is self-evident

>>72250576
phil

>>72250585
frith is v. cerebral but i get the impression that christian is more able to bring a kind of force or intensity, plus drums are more physically demanding than guitars

>>72250587
bowie

>>72250593
i'd say they're about evenly matched, although mackaye seems more forceful while guy is faster

>>72250621
gg was a major smackhead, i'd put ride

>>72250691
honestly not sure about this one

alice glass vs grimes

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danzig vs henry rollins
debbie googe vs kim gordon
kendrick lamar vs kanye west
rev martin luther king vs malcolm x
boards of canada vs autechre
brian eno vs richard d james
flying lotus vs madlib
bjork vs grimes

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Shane Macgowan vs Death Grips

>>72250737
yeah but have you seen MC Ride? he has muscles in places I didn't even know existed

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>>72250737
He does everything dirty. :^)

Pete Steele vs Zakk Wylde

Jason Williamson VS Sid Vicious

Mike Love
Panda Bear

>>72250941
Poor ol Gary

>>72250867
rollins, debbie, kendrick, malcolm, autechre, rdj, madlib, grimes

>>72250934
but GG has special shit flinging power + aids blood

Tina Turner - Cher

Roger Waters vs Bono

stephen malkmus vs doug martsch

>>72250867
Danzig
Kim Gordon
doesn't matter
Malcolm X (king was a pacifist)
Eno
literally who?
Bjork

Gener vs Deaner

Beck vs Jim O'Rourke would be pretty good.

>>72251033
either way the audience loses unless they kill each other

>>72251036
malkmus for sure. doug is too sweet.

Henry Rollins vs. Glenn Danzig

>>72250321
stewart copeland. god you guys are faggy.

>>72250531
trent reznor.

>>72250587
bowie. how is byrne going to throw a solid punch in those oversized blazers?

>>72250993
love conquers all. even brian wilson's creativity.

hank williams v. little richard

>>72250321
Zach Hill unfortunately
>>72250342
Mozart
>>72250365
Ray
>>72250410
Mike
>>72250438
Fripp
>>72250531
Probably Trent but who knows, maybe Rivers has some autismo strength up his sleeve.
>>72250587
Bowie
>>72250621
GG
>>72250691
Cab
>>72250926
MC Ride
>>72250993
Panda
>>72251022
Tina
>>72251033
Roger
>>72251036
Stephen

Dave Gahan and Martin Gore vs Bernard Sumner and Peter Hook

>>72251332
hank

Varg (armed with a full suit of armor and weapons) vs. All of Mayhem (unarmed)

>>72251422
Varg because he would wait till they were all intoxicated / passed out / asleep and then claim self defense

Roger Waters vs John Waters
H.R. (80s) vs MC Ride
Brian Wilson vs. Paul McCartney


>>72250621
fuck that now I want a Ride/GG collab
>>72250959
Zakk's gonna take it, Steele is too busy smouldering at him
>>72250980
Vicious

>>72250587
David Bowie is already dead

>>72251883
Brian due to superior american genetics and pure retard strength

Steven Wilson vs Steve Albini
Trent Reznor vs Henry Rollins
Richey Edwards vs Layne Staley

Thom Yorke
Rivers Cuomo

>>72250867
danzig
kim
kendrick
malcolm x
autreche
richard d james*
madlib
bjork*

* = would absolutely destroy

Noel Gallagher vs Liam Gallagher

>>72250321
80's morrissey vs 2017 brian wilson

Liberace Vs Little Richard

Ian Anderson vs. John Anderson

Battle of evil

King Diamond vs Papa Emeritus 1 2 and 3
Screamin' Jay Hawkins vs MC Ride

Varg vs Charlie Manson
Rozz Williams vs Dead

3 round tournament, who wins each round ?

Elvis Presley vs M.C. Ride

>>72250410
I bet Patton is fucking crazy. I wouldn't want to fight him.

>>72250321
Iggy Pop vs MC Ride

Dave Grohl vs Kurt Cobain

>>72252052
Noel

>>72252080
Ian

>>72252128
King Diamond
J Hawkins
Varg
Rozz

Ariel Pink and R Stevie Moore vs Chvrches and Grimes

>>72252080
Ian
he's a bit older but still pretty fit for his age
John turned into a fat fuck

>>72250365
Stevie Wonder's going to KO that old fuck

>>72252175
Seeing as Kurt maybe one of the biggest pussies ever I'm going to go with Dave.

>>72250342
Ludwig Van

>>72250321
zach for sure

>>72250342
beethoven

>>72250365
depends if stevie really can see or not. if not, ray charles

>>72250438
oh patton would FUCK kiedis' shit up

>>72250438
fripp is a savage and the government literally unironically pays him to be a tactical rapist - although reunion-era NMH jeff is full on bear dad mode. tough call, will give it to fripp though.

>>72250531
90's rivers > 90's trent but 10's trent > 90's rivers

>>72250587
bowie, byrne's a pussy

>>72250593
guy

>>72250621
GG easily, le screaming black man wouldn't be able to handle it

>>72250691
no one

>>72250867
danzig, gordon, yeezy, malcolm x, autechre, RDJ, flylo, bjork

>>72250993
mike love

>>72251022
tina

>>72251033
bono

>>72251036
doug mostly because malkmus is a bitch

>>72251067
wasn't deaner an enforcer when he played hockey? easily deaner

round 1
King Diamond
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Charlie Manson
Dead

round 2
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Charlie Manson

round 3
Charlie Manson

>>72250321
Stewart Copeland man. Waaay faster.

>>72252128
>Diamond vs. Emeritus
I think diamond could take any of them 8/10
>Hawkins vs. Ride
His shock tactics wouldn't work, Ride takes 8/10
>Varg vs. Manson
Good old Charlie is a known manlet who was too pussy to kill people so he had goons, varg is tall nord with retard strength so he takes 10/10
>Rozz vs. Dead
Dead takes 7/10

J. Cole vs Drake the pussy fight

daft punk vs justice
jason pierce vs anton newcombe
mick jagger vs paul mccartney
dr. dre vs busta rhymes
matt pike vs jus oborn

>>72251088
jim

>>72251229
danzig

>>72251332
hank

>>72251422
varg

>>72251883
roger
HR is a pussy who has like brain cancer or something, MC ride
paul

>>72252052
liam

>>72252175
kurdt couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag

>>72252290
drake would knock himself out before cole threw a punch

>>72252309
justice, paul, busta

>>72252309
>jason pierce vs anton newcombe
I think they would get along and rig up together before the fight

>>72252418
they're 2 weeks into rehab and they're fighting over a gram of H

MC Ride vs 80s Gira

Every Member of Yes vs. Every Member of King Crimson (with two brufords)
Jeff Buckley vs. Tim Buckley
Ghost vs. Slipknot
Brian Wilson vs. Mike Love
Steve Albini vs. Kevin Shields
Boris vs. Sunn O))) (With Attila)
Merzbow vs. Boyd Rice
>>72252462
80s Gira takes it due to his antics, dude got naked on stage, licked the floor, was constantly on psychedelics.

>>72252165
Iggy for sure.

Flying Lotus vs Captain Murphy

>>72252446
shit then Anton because Jason's liver is fucked and the chemo he's on has him neer to death already

shit man gotta listen to some Spiritualized now

>>72252484
king crimson
jeff
ghost
mike, because brian is too good
steve vs kevin is a stalemate
sunn destroys boris
merzbow refuses to defend himself and is knocked out after surprisingly resisting for a good 20 minutes

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>>72250321
Stewart Copeland, easily. Zach would just take his dick out.

>>72250342
Depends. Mozart could sneak up on Beethoven before the fight began. Otherwise I'd say Beethoven.

>>72250365
They would both lose because they'd fight the wrong people.

>>72250438
Fripp because Jeff's pirating only makes Fripp stronger.

>>72250531
Rivers. Trent is all talk.

>>72250587
Bowie easily. Byrne would run away pretty fast though.

>>72250621
Ride. Allin would just throw shit at himself.

>>72250993
Mike Love obviously- he'll knock sense into Panda the way he did to Brian Wilson.

>>72251033
Rock's biggest pussies fighting each other? I'd say Bono, only because Rogers would complain that his inability to fight is due to his mother.

>>72251036
Malkmus, as he's secretly a country boy at heart.

>>72251229
Rollins. I'm genuinely afraid of that man.

>>72252052
Liam

>>72252080
Ian Anderson, easily. Jon is too THICC

>>72252175
Dave would win only because Kurt would shoot himself.

Alright, here's one: Phil Collins versus Bill Bruford

>>72252572
>Phil Collins versus Peter Gabriel

>>72252613
that's a good one too.

>>72251033
bono, because he's irish

>>72250321
Michael Gira vs. Will Toledo

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elias vs carseat headrest
the boipucci battle

Fred Durst vs Jonathan Davis

>>72250365
Charles.

>>72250438
Fripp

>>72250564
lamp

Johnny Cash VS Captain Beefheart