If Ian were lactose intolerant they would have called the band "Soy Division".
get it? because he was actually happiness intolerant
If Ian liked big butts they would have named the band "Mal Malloy Division"
If Ian was beta they would have called the band "Have a Nice Life"
>>72224219
If Ian was Jewish they would be called Goy Division
>>72224376
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>>72224451
you know goy means "nonjewish" right
>>72224521
the rest of the band would be goy division. and after his death they'd be new world order
If Ian were woke they would have called the band "Investigate the Secret Tunnels Underneath the Denver Airport Division".
>>72224550
>after his death they'd be new world order
>>72224425
>if Ian was a beta he wouldn't have the balls to kill himself, AND have yellow fever
shieeettttt...
If Ian wrote Christmas Carols they would be called "Joy Division"
If Ian killed himself they would have called the band "New Order".
>>72224219
If Ian liked math they would have called the band "Long Division".
And if they played a lot of the game Operation, they would be called "Toy Incision"
>>72226074
Subtle meme my friend