/metal/ general

>>72211599
I'VE BEEN MISTREATEEEEEEED
I'VE BEEN ABUUUUUUUUUUSED

>>72211599
gets unfairly shit on as a Plant clone...but that's about all the praise I can muster

Jesus has risen

Metal for this feel?

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>tfw no 80's glamorous gf

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>tfw no metal bf to take my spare ticket and go see Architects with me in Sydney on May 10th at 7:30pm

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>>72211644

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cleansinggggggg

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>tfw no 90s goth gf

>>72211729
m8 where i live those are all over the place.

>>72211741
You sure they aren't basic scene bitches?

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MURDERS, MURDERS IN THE NEW MORGUE

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>>72211752
it's the same thing anon

>>72211729
feels so bad man

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>>72211636
>gets unfairly shit on as a Plant clone
Only really by people who've never heard his output aside from late '80s Whitesnake.

Coverdale had the best sounding low-range of any rock singer England's ever produced with the exception of Paul Rodgers. That's what attracted Blackmore to him originally, after Purple's move for Rodgers fell through at the last minute. Plus he had that really guteral edge to his sound that he sadly played down after Purple and his early solo work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkrdeYaIZus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EgeBMoQ8mU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bleruLKFcZE

Though in his early days, it was ridiculous how close Jorn Lande could get.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r4ZMVBA1xs

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>Slaughter Of The Soul was released by the same band that created pic related

>>72211766
rue, not new

>>72211885
Ill keep that in mind.

>>72211885
>implying Alf the Gates is the same band as At the Gates

good black metal?

>>72211887
baka

>>72211904
Doesn't exist

>>72211904
That's like asking for cold fire

>>72211909
recommend me some less good then, edgy kid

>>72211896
>Alf the Gates
kek

>>72211912
Cradle of Filth

>>72211877
I liked Jorn a lot more when he was a straight Coverdale clone than the Dio wannabe he's been the past decade

>>72211912
Urgehal

>>72211904
Arzimenda, Volahn, Ashdautas, Judas Iscariot, Inquisition and Leviathan.

>>72211599
Good choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYmvYz2PJMM

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How do you even escape the city of screaming statues?
it is the same gimmick that when you have to enter the neverwhere?

>>72212075
Did you get the Claws of Laughter Dead yet?
You can find them in the Gardens of Grief

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>>72212075
still waiting for a next installment in this series

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Brutal slamming powerglam when?

>>72212294
Not until we get blackened folk deathcore with industrial powergrind influences.

Linkin Park is my favourite band

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What are some underrated stonershit albums

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All I'm into lately has been dsbm and eurobeat, help.

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>>72212383
>tfw looked at what I've listened to the last month
>it's all tech/prog/death thrash, and chinese cartoon music

>>72212383
shit taste postie

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>>72212380

>>72212404
When it comes to tech thrash, Sadus is the shit for me.

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D E A T H C R U S T

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>>72212380
one-man Swedish stoner sludge
pay what you want

https://oarfish-band.bandcamp.com/

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THIS IS HOW IT BEGIIIIIINS
THE MEANS BECOME THEEE EEEEEEEND

>>72212383
DSEB when

>>72212665
that wouldn't work, man.

>>72212404
>and chinese cartoon music
Can chinese cartoons have actual extreme metal soundtracks?

>>72212726
Ye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBfypZyxJO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8itu6dLe70

>>72212748
I still find it ridiculous that death devil made it onto metallum even though it's just three fucking songs for an anime

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Death_Devil/3540288207

>>72212748
KAISER SAMA

>>72212784
I still find it ridiculous that Rush made it onto metallum even though it's not even fucking metal

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Lyrical themes: anime

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>>72212828
>not having weeb thrash/grind waifus

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>>72212784
>babymetal being successful sparks a niche of moeshit anime with metal imagery
>more fake metal "bands" with anime girl band pictures start appearing on metallum

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>Genre: Funeral doom
>Lyrical themes: Despair, Suicide, Psychosis, Submission, Lolicon

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Lyrical themes: Jew Bashing, AIDS, Racism, Evil, Lolicon

>>72212983
>if /r9k/ made a band

>>72213005
>if /pol/ made a band

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>>72213012
Top kek. They are real bands as well, buttvag and loli vomits

>>72213024
This isn't new news lad, we've discovered them two years ago and memed them every few months

What is some metal kino?

>>72213047
Ive only been here a year

>>72213058
Carpenter

Is black metal/sludge a thing? Are there any examples of it?

>>72213129
>Is black metal/sludge a thing
It's a common thing, you could literally just google it instead of flood the thread with pointless questions that's been asked multiple times. Nobody's going to speenfood you

>>72213138
this

>>72211599
Alice Cooper and Aerosmith-aside, did any of the '70s guys reinvent themselves so successfully in the hair metal mould as Coverdale did?

Get out of my thread Weeabos

>>72213164
Its not your thread, scott, its theirs. Weebs invented 4chan so if it wasnt for them we wouldnt have this board

>>72213138
>speenfood

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>>72213012
>if /pol/ made a band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4B1nFAp1U8

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>>72213164
"""no"""

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Is he our mascot?

>>72213240
That's not Bjorn "Speed" Strid

Post trapcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFbgHPjFYvQ

>>72213240
Thats not varg

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>>72213284
>Varg
Get the fuck out.

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>>72213304
You know hes our boy

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>>72213352
nah, Fenriz is.

>>72213144
I like KISS' hair metal output, but I think most people hate it

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>>72213385
Lets settle on both

>>72213409
where's PMRants

>>72213424
Its a pretty shit chart, sorry but its all i have

>>72212748
That mad monster solo is clearly a melo-era carcass rip-off

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>>72213240
Yes

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>>72213409
What no qt drummer from kogure?

>>72213455
Detroit Metal City in comedy/parody of metal, it's not meant to be serious and the music's generally half-assed or blatant ripoffs on purpose lad.

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/ourgirl/

>>72212893
No. No! DMC pre-dates Babymetal... d-doesn't it? I mean, I heard about DMC long before I heard about Babymetal...

post /metal/ that will kick my ass

>>72213745
nobody's talking about dmc, we're talking about death devil
death devil's rifftastic speed metal from k-on.

>>72213766
Phew. Tit status: calmed.

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More Drone Metal ?
((i already know boris..)

>>72211654
cunt you have posted this in every thread for weeks, shut the fuck up
>>72213894
Moss, Merkstave, Khanate, Teeth of Lions Rule The Divine, Ascend, Nadja, Münn, Buried At Sea, Potop, Year of No Light

>>72213962
i gonna chek it out thanks

>>72213962
>every thread
>for weeks
three threads actually. this one, the last one, and one a few days ago. so cool your jets friendo.

>>72211599
>>72213177
Here's a band /pol/ would probably approve of.

The skinhead Hard Rock sound of yore was absconded in favor of an epic-style Heavy Metal that sounds surprisingly American; think Manowar or Dokken. The band still manages to sound fresh in spite of some stiff competition. The songs follow an anthemic mid to uptempo verse-chorus structure with a couple of brooding power ballads. Featuring this horribly as out-of-place as out-of-tune saxophone that cracks me up is "Mission: Spandau," which wouldn't sound out of place on Sunset Strip given the production values and guitar tone.

The biggest sticking point would be our vocalist. His obvious trouble with English can be heard in his awkward annunciation and overemphasis on the first syllable of each word. At times, it can take you out of the moment and make you chuckle (ie: "white power" in the opening track), but in other places, you end up cringing. His most evocative performances are in his native Czech. The closing track features a male and female duet over a brooding acoustic power ballad that bookends the album nicely.

Those seeking a white power epic reminiscent of Cult of the Holy War would do themselves a favor seeking this out.
https://youtu.be/2LqPo3-6UP8
https://youtu.be/VJ7DZ3hO0Cc
https://youtu.be/_15O0XtBIN0
https://youtu.be/sTToLv3dZyM

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>>72211644

>>72211654
>Architects
>metal
I'd still go though

>>72212573
I love these guys. /metal/ told me to stay far away from them, but we were meant for each other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGUJjqO-Uc

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>>72211644

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvupsLd7DDU

I know this is a troll track from an asshole who has no life at all that rips on Deafheaven and ilk, but this was actually really enjoyable

Did a legitimate artist make this or what? I kind of want to know.

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Thoughts on the new Nightbringer?
https://nightbringer.bandcamp.com/album/terra-damnata

>>72214246
never mind, did some detective work, found it

Opinions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzuDC-RlYX

>>72214302
>this cover
really made me think

>>72214215
well yeah, metalcore ≠ metal but it's heavy nonetheless. a-are you in sydney?

>>72213464
>tfw ourguy overdose

>>72214337

"Speaking of poetry, (album cover artist,) David Herreria's work distinctly recalls the paintings of William Blake, whose prose you've expressed admiration for. Do you recognize that similarity? How does Herreria's piece for the current album relate to its contents in your opinion?

Ophis: We are lucky indeed to be able to work with an artist of David's caliber. Like Blake, he creates art that is visionary and symbolic, even if it looks rather different to my eyes, though I can see what you are getting at. Specifically, I see the album art relating to the lyrical content of several tracks, especially "Midnight's Crown" and "Misrule", tracks having to do with the Great Dragon and the celestial pole, among other things.

Naas: Unlike previous albums this piece was not rendered for us specifically but we felt that it fit perfectly with themes central to the album, as Ophis has mentioned. A black sphere below, enshrined within the center of the skull, with axis pole leading up to the winged figures head which is ablaze with a shining white sphere... Black star below, white above. The white line bisecting the horizon. A black line rising from the black star and shooting off to the left. Such symbolism is particularly relevant to ceremonial magic and groups such as the Golden Dawn, AA, or certain recensions of witchcraft. The skull appears as a tunnel from which the daemonic face seems to arise from, forward facing just behind the place of the Ajna or eye of Shiva from which shines the starlight of Daath. The white garment looks to be falling away, which brings to mind certain eastern doctrines where the removal of clothing reveals the full and unrestrained power of a divine being. This could also be perceived as the winding cloth of burial being cast off. There is a lot that can be seen within this one piece and many relevant interpretations. It is interesting to note, as David shares similar influences, (to ours,) regarding the occult. "

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Post some youtube-recommended-core

>>72214215
Metalcore bands can be stupidly fun live.

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>>72214379

who is the Shrek of metal?

>>72214436
Goblin Cock?

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>Yeah I listen to jazz fusion
>Cynic, Animals as Leaders, Chon, the list could go on...
Reminder that there are people who do this right now in this world

>>72214451
I mean a person

What is harder to get into: Black Metal or Death Metal?

>>72214462
>Yeah I listen to jazz fusion
>diablo swing orchestra, conflux, trepalium the list could go on...

>>72214219
Right? I didn't know what my ideal metal sounded like until I heard them. Do you have a fave album? Mine's Habitual Levitations so far, although my favourite stand-alone track is 'Above' from Valley of Smoke. That 7/8 drum pattern that leaves the first beat open...

>>72214479

death metal

>>72214462
What's wrong with Cynic

Are there any medieval musicians that sound like Fear Factory? Like, something that sounds like Fear Factory but it's really from 1440 or something?

>>72214505
people using them as a proof to claim that they listen to jazz fusion is retarded

>>72214505
>muh octave vocals

>>72214485
Valley of Smoke's mine. Their new one, Direction of Last Things, is a close second. The sound they established after Levitations is just so pleasant to listen to. The bassist knows how to fucking groove, and the two-vocalist setup really smooths things over.

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>>72214517

>Like, something that sounds like Fear Factory but it's really from 1440 or something?

>>72214505
I just can't get past the vocals, man. I've tried listening to Cynic like, four times now and they just bug the ever-living piss out of me. I'm usually pretty good at letting RIFFS wash over everything else, but I just can't with them. The fucking robot pitch shit is just too jarring.

That's really it, though. I love jazz, I love prog, I love just about everything this general hates.

>>72214609
no one here hates prog and jazz
we hate proge and "jazz" though

>>72214637
What are some examples of prog that don't constitute as "proge" here?

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>>72214665
>caring about /meal/'s opinion

could you imagine this?

>>72214720
Just looking for more bands, man. I figure anything semi-popular is proge, so I'd like to see some prog.

>>72214665
It's a made-up notion that emerged a few years ago, bands that sounds like Dream Theater are what proge is all about
which is technicality over actual songwriting, most of the time overproduced albums with neo-prog style choruses and a good share of wank

>>72214764
Metropolis and Image and Words didn't have good songwriting?

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Who's hit rock botton glam here/

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>>72211644

>>72214786
sincerely, no

>>72214841
How's that?

>>72214879
They both are essentially neo-prog records with somewhat good ideas here and there, but once again it ends up filling up all the criterias previously mentioned
The thing is that they are able to write good songs, and tracks like The Count of Tuscany or to some extent In The Presence of Enemies (both parts) are proof that they can make good prog
But i've yet to hear a good album (as a whole) from them

>>72214815
memes aside that's a 10/10 doom album

>>72215003
nah memes aside images is a good album.

>>72215271
nah

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>calls album "Sound of White Noise"
>doesnt contain any white noise

fucking disgusting

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>>72215401
>Rotten Sound
>it's actually fresh AF
fucking poseurs

>>72214569
>The bassist knows how to fucking groove
And the band knows how to give him the space he needs. I love how every instrument contributes equally to nearly every song.
>the two-vocalist setup really smooths things over
Absolutely. They lend it an air of solemnity, almost like a liturgical chant.

>>72214665
I certainly don't represent /metal/ when I say this, but I think The Algorithm, Animals as Leaders, Car Bomb, Leprous and SikTh are genuinely progressive.

>>72215401
>>72215492
memes aside, these are good albums

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>>72215499
>Animals as Leaders

>>72214479
>>72214497
Can you elaborate? Black metal seems more underground.

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reminder to listen to glam

>>72215568
glam needs it's own containment board

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hey i wonder if you guys can help me

im looking for an album with a quasar in the middle of the cover with a skeleton on a nearby planet witnessing it maybe wearing robes im not sure

if you can't get what im talking about then just post a space metal chart

thanks in advance

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>>72215568
Indeed

>>72215552
I don't know about the other guy, but I got into metal via 2nd wave bm and early grindcore/deathgrind, and it took me a year or two to warm up to death metal, because I found it not engaging enough. It takes a while to renounce sheer brutality and raw aggressivity in order to appreciate dem thicc riffs.

The underground status of either genre has long been rendered irrelevant, though

>>72215543
Indeed, Rotten sound 1999-2005 is pretty much the invict champion of extreme music.

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>>72215606
?

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>>72215658
na na quasar looks like this in the cover

>>72215401
The first song starts with white noise

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HIS

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>>72215606

>>72215758
oh my god thank you very much

>>72215658
thanks to anon too

>>72215731
GUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

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>>72215401
>calls album "Left Hand Path"
>path goes clearly to the right

fucking dunces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw

>>72215615
Well it's understandable from such standpoint. I got into metal via some pop tier entry level shit, so both BM and DM were really extreme for me.

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>>72215401
>calls album "Ritual of Infinity"
>doesn't loop forever
what were they thinking

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Who's shirt meatwad wears in this pic?

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Anyone going to Summer Breeze this year ?

why is there so many metal threads right now? are we taking /mu/ back?

>>72216530
Your mom's taking it in the back from me.

>>72216561
:)

>>72216602
I'm sorry, that was really unfunny and mean.

>>72216674
I think he liked the idea of you being his new daddy

>>72212828
I bet the Filosofem girl is lowkey thick

>>72216976
well yeah, those skirts just spell T H I C C

>>72216976
Just like Varg likes 'em.

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>>72216976
i'm sure she is

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>>72213640
ARE YOU READY TO BE ABUSED BY THE GREAT KAT????!!!!

AH! I want to ABUSE you!
Now I get to lock up and hurt you endlessly
I love the pleasure
You love the pain

KAT-ABUSE!

AH! NOW! Submit to me!
Boy! Grovel at my feet
I wanna hear you scream my name
LOUD!!!

I you're abusable, I'LL FIND YOU!!!

Rip off your shirt
Seduce you MASSIVELY
I want you on your knees
Serving me and doing what I please

Thoroughly abusing your entire body
I scratch you up from head to toe
WHIPPING! THRASHING! POUNCING! ATTACKING!
Get ready for the real pain!
HERE IT COMES!!!

"NOW! FOR THE ULTIMATE KAT-ABUSE!!!!!!!!"

Hee-hee-hee!

You guys got any shows coming up?

Will probably see Russian Circles, even though their new album wasn't great I've heard they're super good live.
Cryptopsy are coming but I'm not sure if it's worth it because I feel like death metal/extreme shit doesn't translate well live.
Then Conan and North are coming, that might be fun.

>>72217118
>Seduce you MASSIVELY
what did she mean by this?

>>72213962
>Moss
Not that guy but this bumps in the whip, thanks for the rec

>>72217123

The one where they are opening for Mastodon?

>>72212573
>>72214219
>>72214485
Intronaut are really tight stuff, they are like Baroness or Isis if they were more technical
My fav album is Prehistoricisms, especially for the huge 16 minute closing track.

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>>72217236
No, they're doing a show by themselves in my town
>mfw I just looked it up and it's a 21+ show, no exceptions
Guess not then. For literally what puspose

>>72217272
Guess I need to check them out again, I saw them open for (I think) BTBAM and I wasn't crazy about their sound.
Maybe they're a better studio band.

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>>72217408
My man, I saw that tour as well. Their live sound was really sludgy, and having never listened to them before, I was surprised to hear how technical they sounded on record.

Give me the best Slavic metal there is

>>72217272
Word. The Reptilian Brain is a sweet fucking trip. The way they fade the tambura drone back in at the end feels a little unnatural, but I must admit it makes it feel more 'finished'. The structure kind of demands it.

>>72211830
lmao, well muh dick don't really care

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>>72211896
>Alf the Gates
Stealing this mate

>>72217766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bADuUjWTdnI

>>72217766
Do you mean metal sung in slavic? I'd have to go with Aria (Игpa c oгнём) or Aspid for that. Slavic bm is alright, with some standouts like the first albums of Masters Hammer and Veles. Also Goat Horns by Nok Mortum, but everyone knows that.

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>>72217408
Can confirm. Pic related consists mostly of live recordings that I can't stand to listen to, but I rank their studio albums among the finest achievements of the human race. I may be a tad biased on that score.

>>72217952
No, he means alcoholic squatting metal living in a post-soviet urban disaster

>>72217867
Ive been saying that with my friends for a while now. Feel free to use these as well
>Spritiually Transmitted Disease
>Slobber on the Pole
>that new one, what was it called?

>>72218006
Neat shit

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>>72214369
>the celestial pole
What did he mean by this?

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>>72217766
1. Does Lithuania count as Slavic?
2. Do you like any tech-death?

If the answer to both is 'yes', check out pic related
I think the vocals are in English, but I can't make out the actual words, and that's the way I like it desu

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Who is the Guy Ritchie of metal?

>>72218268
Iron Maiden post 1986

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can somebody upload this?

>>72218504
I bet

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O O O G H
why is crust metal so good lads?

>>72218504
ALCOHOL JUST MAKES ME MEANER

>>72218842
Because you were dropped on your head a couple of times when you were a baby

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>>72218874

What does /metal/ think of Savatage?

>>72218908
sade catt :'---((((

>>72218124
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

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>>72219090
FATNESS RAINS
IN THE HALL OF THE BURGER KING
OMNOMNOMNOM

>>72219090
Excellent band. Just sad that Jon Oliva let himself go physically after Criss died. Doesn't change the fact that Poets and Madmen are a great record.

>>72218842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey8gAd2F6kE

Anyone here seen TesseracT live before? They're playing a show near me at the end of this month, wondering if it's worth going to

Any fans of Ayreon here?

>>72216378
marionar

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would you?

>>72219491
CUTE

>>72219491
looks like cronos

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PRETTY FUCKING IRONIC ADAM

You're all the same, the lot of you, with your long hair and faggot clothes

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>>72219586

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apparently Trump wrote reviews on MA

>>72219600
Sex, drugs, all sorts of filth

>>72212828
What's the album with the with the woman and the skeleton in blue?

>>72219647
And you hate the police, don't ya?

>>72219668
You make it easy

Good gothic metal bands? Other than Type O

>>72219693
Crade of Fil

>>72219680
*dude weed's*
DUN DUN DUDUDUN DUDUNDUDUDUUU

>>72219656
aosoth - an arrow in heart

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>>72211644

Opinions on Dead Congregation?

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What's some more dank raw af sounds-like-it-was-recorded-in-a-forest-core black metal like this?

>>72219838
every other muh tree black metal album?

>>72211627
This album is a god damn shoegaze/symphonic/atmospheric/drone metal masterpiece. If you don't know it just listen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ZiU7ahZso

>>72219586
I hate this guy

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>>72219838

>>72219626
Trump would probably have better taste than Fempyreal

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more /comfy/ albums like this?

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>>72220072
I'd say Vàli, but that's cheating

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>>72220072
>>72220108
or this

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>>72219762
>*dude weed's*
My poor sides

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>>72219933
>shoegaze
>symphonic
>atmospheric

>>72219762
Is that the Rocky theme?

>>72211627
>>72219933
Congrats on only finding out about it now. We pretty much agreed it's not metal (or drone), thouhgh. Just nugaze.

>>72220233
>We pretty much agreed
Who?

>>72220256
THE METAL BROTHERHOOD, MY BROTHA

>>72220256
We agree on things when you aren't here.

>>72220256
Not you, obviously

>>72220256
Everyone but you

>>72220256
>he didn't get the memo

>>72220256
me and the guys

>>72217272
I actually really dig their latest album...my favourite tune right now has to be The Unlikely Event Of A Water Landing and I've barely been listening to metal the past month

>>72220361
Care to explain? I suspect you have to be a pretty big fag to "get" your post

>>72220328
WE START, REFRESH AND THEN WE SHUT DOWN

>>72220392
>using fun as a buzzword
>muh strawman
>has unusual pets
>calling the voice acting shit
get with the meta, scrub

metal yeah, jane doe, filosofem, dopethrone, kyuss the list goes on...

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where do i go from here?

>>72220465
Sorry, I don't go to /v/ and I don't like Ayreon. I am of the opinion that only faggots do either

>>72220499
>listens two bands and two albums
be consistent you schizoid fuck

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>>72220506
the words are coming out all weird

>>72220506
To the trashcan

>>72220513
He said three albums and one band....

>>72220513
>he thought of Dopethrone the band and not Dopethrone the album

E M B A R A S

>>72220543
What's this new me

>>72220506
catch aids

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>>72215401
>Celtic Frost
>Not a single Irish breakfast cereal in sight.
Fucking fakes

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Post big guys

https://youtu.be/SImHi16cwqc
God I wish

>>72220651
yes?

>>72217931
This singer sure loves Rob Halford..a lot..

>>72220820
who actually measures these people?

>>72220867

It's good

>>72220846
>dat hi hat placement
kek what a manlet

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>>72220820
>Glenn Danzig
>5' 3"

>>72220946
well yeah

>>72220940
lars

>>72220965
The other members of the Misfits were like 6' 4" at least

>>72220981

Is the "DSO is bad" meme dead?

>>72219762
top kek

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>>72220940
death certificate probably :-(

>>72220256
Me and my wife's son

>>72221022
It's one of those things that toggle on and off with noticeable frequency

>>72221191

So it's basically just one person.

>>72221022
dissoshit memes fluctuate by the hour

>>72221220
This whole board is comprised of like three people and you know it

>>72221022
shitnormies are out, just wait for it

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Anyone have screencaps of the time that Czech anon translated a bunch of !T.O.O.H.! lyrics? It was all about deranged sexual practices and was goddamn hilarious.

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>band features Bjorn "Speed" Strid on every song
>band isn't Soilwork

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Discuss how powerful the opening lyrics of A Chore for the Lost are:

An exhausted fall into disgrace, famished for peace, for a mere moment of respite in dying eternities, on the verge of being deprived of all humanity:
non-sense is the outcome of every possible sens, it is the start of transcendence, the dissolution that spreads without limits and the critical violation; what pleasure of inconceivable purity there is in being an object of abhorrence for the sole being to whom destiny links my life! The rupture is too profound to stand up, nothing remains but a terrified consolation in a laughable renunciation that is not the one of a single man, thou art not dead to the devoration of sin!

Every human being not going to the extreme limit is the servant or the enemy of man and the accomplice of a nameless obscenity.

>>72221272
I know Czech so I can translate some

>>72221272
oh shit I remember that
>guy blackmails a woman and then rapes her
>guy accidentally runs over a woman with his car, rapes her corpse
>mailman rings a doorbell at a house, woman answers, mailman rapes her
>shooter goes into a club with a machine gun, kills a bunch of people, rapes the survivors

What does /metal/ think of Deep Purple?

There's some excellent new Metal music out there.
Link related: Metal as a genre is not dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNdC_3LR2AI

>>72221321
do prdele joooooo

>>72221379
grandparock

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>>72221410
>that opening riff

>>72221272
I am the guy who did that, desu

>>72221475
is this accurate then? >>72221347

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>>72221475

If you ain't rusing me, thanks for your contribution to my keks, I've been using google translate, which usually lets me get the gist, but then I see shit like pic related.

Ironic that the band has a member named Schizoid... and then the guy named Humanoid comes down with paranoid schizophrenia

>>72221379
fookin' 'eavy, mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcH_HCRQczM

>>72221410
Metal is a rotting corpse
...not in a good way

>>72221410
000 000 000 000 000 000 한국어

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What does /metal/ think about goth rock?

>>72221420
But is it good?

>>72221503
Sort off.
I remember the mailman one (Pošták) was even more hillarious

mailman comes to an old lady's house, she is already familiar with the guy, because he's the one who always brings her mail, he asks her, if he can use her toilet. she allows that. He than kills and disembowels her.. After the deed is done he wanks off to the sight and goes off to continue his mailman duties.

>>72221592
Nice

>>72221410
Gojira's last 2 albums have been fucking atrocious though.

Mastodon's last 2 albums have been fucking atrocious

>>72221508
the direct translation of the part would be:

Monstrously big and stone hard dick
Reddened furious hose
It was a mushroom-picking woman that I smelled through the shrubbery
Juicy ass in tracksuit pants
Thick granny

Demilich's last 2 albums have been fucking atrocious

migrate
>>72221716
>>72221716
>>72221716
>>72221716

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>>72221592

Japanese goth rock is soooo good

>>72221594
Purple is too high test for this bunch.

>>72221721
I prefer these >>72221508 lyrics

>>72221721
Thanks m8, the fact that "thick granny" gets translated as "stable" is great.

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Real talk, does good modern thrash exist? Or is it all quote unquote "pizza thrash"?

And furthermore, what the fuck is pizza thrash?

>>72221843
We've been over this, goddamn, Steve

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>>72221863
Who?

>>72213385
fenriz, forever

>>72214394
incorrect. fans are faggots.

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So fucking good my snow niggers
>Midgard - Wolf Clan
https://youtu.be/kwFhXt3xMfM