>door bell rings
>probably the vinyl I ordered
>get really excited and run to the door
>accidentally step on my dogs head and crush her skull
I've been crying for the last two hours fuck music
>>72193711
damaged
There's honestly not a better feeling in the world than receiving vinyl from Amazon Prime.
>>72193711
Are you serious OP? Holy shit that's awful
>thinks of apropos song for when accidentally crushed your dog's skull
>>72193711
How small was your dog?
>tfw been listening to Lateralus for the last while
>take headphones off
>dad is raping little sister in the other room again
sorry for your loss if true
>>72193711
i'm creasing LMFAO
>>72193788
And you didn't stop him, numale
>>72193711
>ordering vinyl online
you are a despicable human being OP
>>72193870
Ordering from Amazon is cheaper than buying from my local record store 95% of the time.
>>72193870
it's either that or drive an hour+ (each way)
its a doggy dog world
>>72193726
>>72193973
for all intensive purposes
>>72193788
man
>>72193711
Damn this exact thread has been posted before
how hard did you fucking step on her? you must have some stomping power
>>72193711
That sounds horrible. Sorry for your loss if its true. :(
>>72194066
still the funniest thing to ever happen on /mu/
>>72193711
serves you right for having a rat that can run circles inside a shopping bag.
how about taking a real dog next time?
>>72195951
edgy