/nwobhm/

First for Wrong one to fuck with

>>72140212
only too close for comfort is good on that album

Third for new dying feedus

>>72140266
"no!"

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I'm in for Glam

>>72140303
What's normal metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DQWa7Y4Zo0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tb40fmSp-w
essential black metal, or you don't know shit

Best thread of all time hopefully incoming

>>72140271
YADADE YADADE YADA

>>72140271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_315810&feature=iv&src_vid=QVJxCLcU6Wc&v=wc6eSBmJRxc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvJt9IqoGVU
best songs

I hate metal, what should I listen to?

Will dying fetus revive wigger slam?

>>72140342
metal

>>72140342
Whitesnake

>>72140342
Atmoblack

>>72140342
Your wife being fucked by someone else

Why do 90% of metal bands have absolutely awful aesthetics?

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>>72140371
With Glam making up the other 10%

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Pic related is better than your favorite buttmetal album

Best Glam?/hair metal song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDcBKVKQizg

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>>72140429
Why isn't metal this over the top anymore the whole genre has forgotten how to be fun

>>72140429
Can we stop this glam is good meme already ffs

>>72140553
Because you're a faggot

>>72140559
If it had burping vocals and one monotonus riff with not floofy hair you'd call it a fucking masterpiece

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The dudes in Power Trip have patrician taste

>>72140315
Slipknot

>>72140212
>this buttmetal album is better than your favorite buttmetal album
Good thing i don't listen to this kind of underage shit then

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>>72140655

>>72140668
Meant to >>72140406

>>72140655
The other bands some members are in are also great, love these guys

https://youtu.be/94nq9g8Idmk
https://youtu.be/rzD0aa6dN0s
https://youtu.be/COuY4WC9b3Q
Glam is the most powerfull genre on earth

>>72140655
>>72140671
where's the "I'm with her" shirt?

http://www.blackmindseye.org/
whay do you guys think of this guy's art?
One of the best cover artist i m o
also post good cover artists

>>72140668
>>72140677
>can't even quote proparly
t. dumb blackie

>>72140967
stfu trumpcuck

>>72140266
that's like your opinion, man.

tell me if you like these New Wave of British Memes. start from beginning to end. sure kill about an hour or two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlzWZeIDINU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caG5ZvOGGg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0XcLucBj3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-PwSwIRtGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9ult8rycg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhxMghbO39s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybhQJH62RwU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNGQYnbP1us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=938BgL_KZP8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivxbiVxUdhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll4Ij58497Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-3Ka8x4zvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXH_9707PLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxRPcUirJZs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDZMVh-HQqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-7wZyUeyTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXx-eAZ3pCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvxAjkKTge8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Nei5Axde4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3DftbXhcGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVIjIN8GwdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiBNMJpx5Ng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ICtWIjAJhQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57NY_xUWsFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILBDu3rIVJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stk4FS_OKuE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8dxzLYryDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shhN5pASWEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JnVWkyDcxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J28mqkvzaKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4WfsFddFSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06fSjeJgbtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLSFOTm3HuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcwzq_aDXvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4U07_4rvbM

>>72141175
nice

>Ulver is obviously not a black metal band and does not wish to be stigmatized as such. We acknowledge the relation of part I & III of the Trilogie (Bergtatt & Nattens Madrigal) to this culture, but stress that these endeavours were written as stepping stones rather than conclusions. We are proud of our former instincts, but wish to liken our association with said genre to that of the snake with Eve. An incentive to further frolic only. If this discourages you in any way, please have the courtesy to refrain from voicing superficial remarks regarding our music and/or personae. We are as unknown to you as we always were.

>>72141288
>Varg grew out of BM
>Fenriz grew out of BM
>Ulver grew out of BM
What did they been by this?

>>72141339
>Anathema, Katatonia, Sentenced, The Gathering, Paradise Lost (temporarily) and Tiamat grew out of death doom

What did they been by this?

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>>72141339
Glam is eternal and that black metal is for edgy children
That is what they been by this

rank these garboes

nu
groove
-core
sludge
atmospheric _____
'''''stoner'''''
thrash

>>72140657
Slipknot isn't metal

>>72140212
Hi, newcomer here, whats nwobh supposed to mean

>>72141508
niggas with only bitches and heroin

>>72141508
I hope this is fucking bait. Please kill yourself immediately.

>>72141390
Kys weeb

So Jari decided to hire a sandnigger and evolve into Winterstan.
Does anyone know anything about the new guy?

>>72141521
Damn, a good general then
>>72141522
It's almost the 3 day weekend though

>>72141463
thrash > stoner > atmospheric > sludge >>>>>>>> groove >>> core >>>>> nu

>>72141508
Lurk more stupid trip

>>72141508
nuclear war over basic healthcare

>>72141560
Its a very simple question, friend, I dont plan to post in this general after the next 10 minutes

>>72140212
so, what's your opinion on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6OIy0b1XOg

>>72141608
Google it faggot

>>72141629
Bland Peste Noire worship

what sort of non-metal music do you guys listen to? and is metal your fav genre? what is your fav metal subgenre? and what is your favourite metal album?

am just curious to know about you cause metal communities in general seem the most gated and hostile towards more casual fans.

>>72141670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ6UGEXoLqc
solo shred stuff like this

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>>72141670
AOR

>>72141670
i listen exclusively to gook symphonic-prog-glam-power metal

>>72141670
>what sort of non-metal music do you guys listen to?
AOR, classic rock, southern rock, bluegrass, country
>and is metal your fav genre?
I geuss
>what is your fav metal subgenre?
Glam
>and what is your favourite metal album?
Yngwie malmsteen - Eclipse
>am just curious to know about you cause metal communities in general seem the most gated and hostile towards more casual fans.
Dont be a nu-male and youll be fine

>>72141463
Sludge>Stoner>Atmospheric>Thrash>Nu>Groove
>>72141608
New Wave Of British Heavy Metal

>>72141645
>Bland Peste Noire worship
these solos tho

>>72141670
>what sort of non-metal music do you guys listen to?
Mostly anime and video game soundtracks, vocaloids, nightcore and hard rock from the 70s/ 80s (as long as no Black musicians are involved)

>and is metal your fav genre?
It's the only genre that has any artistic merit besides Classical, which is irrelevant now anyway

>what is your fav metal subgenre?
Trad Doom, Black, Death

>and what is your favourite metal album?
Having a favorite is the most pleb behaviour

>>72141670
>what sort of non-metal music do you guys listen to?
Electronica, some hip-hop (or rap, don't even know the difference), classic and prog rock as well as retro synthwave and ambient shit
>and is metal your fav genre?
Yes
>what is your fav metal subgenre?
Sludge, Stoner or thrash
>and what is your favourite metal album?
according to Last.fm Mantar - Death By Burning, but I don't have a single favourite album
>am just curious to know about you cause metal communities in general seem the most gated and hostile towards more casual fans.
I don't care

>>72141799
>and is metal your fav genre?
>Yes
>what is your fav metal subgenre?
>Sludge, Stoner or thrash

You don't like metal.

>>72141670
>what sort of non-metal music do you guys listen to?
Experimental hip hop, Harsh Noise Wall, Drone, Noise, Classic Rock, Grunge
>is metal your fav genre?
Why else would I be here
>what is your fav metal subgenre?
Y-you too
>your fav metal album
Vorpal Sword - Inflictor

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>>72141670
>what sort of non-metal music do you guys listen to?
EDM, jazz, folk
>and is metal your fav genre?
yes
>what is your fav metal subgenre?
tie between prog and sludge
>and what is your favourite metal album?
Kowloon Walled City - Container Ships

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>>72141670
These

>>72141670
>what sort of non-metal music do you guys listen to?
lots of bleep, proge, some post-rock and dream pop

>and is metal your fav genre?
no

>what is your fav metal subgenre?
gothic or prog

>and what is your favourite metal album?
written in waters

>>72141835
Yes I do. Thrash, Death, Doom, Heavy, Speed.
Only metal genre I dislike is black metal.

>>72141699
>>72141727
>AOR
>glam
Embarrassing

>>72141783
This has to be b8

>>72141799
>>72141904
Decent

>>72141944
Pretty good taste

>>72141017
I'm guessing /meal/ doesn't care for art

>>72141670
>what sort of non-metal music do you guys listen to?
AOR, hard rock
and is metal your fav genre?
Of course
what is your fav metal subgenre?
Speed
and what is your favourite metal album?
Manilla Road - Crystal Logic

Where are my glammer friends at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgAyiQgBL88

>>72141670
neo-mu is filled with low test numales who likes indeh and (c)rap so the hostilty is understandable

>>72142132
>hes too low IQ to enjoy rap
lmao

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>>72141017
Looks ok so far...

Wtf is this

>>72142117
Here and ready for a time of clean vocals, good riffs and licks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-g0DsfGfNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yB3lT58OWQ

>>72142147
Ok I agree with you this is shit

>>72142147
me when i listen to prog

>band is called custard
>all of the songs are about generic power metal shit and have nothing to do with custard

fucking dropped

Does Fenriz have a good taste in metal?

>>72142478
No, he doesn't cuz he's a nu-male

i just found this, it's awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_qJ4VJJmVw

>>72142310
Kek

What's my favorite metal album?

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>>72142839
None so vile

>>72142839
Blood of the saints by powerwolf

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Me when I listen to Fear Factory

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Me when I listen to Deathspell Omega

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Me when I listen to slam AOR covers

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Me when I listen to Pantera

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me when i listen to old school death metal

>>72143035
>black """""metal"""""
>metal
kys fedora nu-male

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Who's /whitepower/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4E9ky7Ntns
*praises god*

>>72143337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMDKtNbyD0w
>that chorus
hnnnng

>>72142980
what's AOR?

>>72143400
melodic hard rock

>>72143400
https://rateyourmusic.com/genre/AOR/

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Is there any other album that is as angry and chaotic yet melodic as this?

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Just figured out how to make one of these..
Rec something

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>>72143555
>Rec something

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>>72143555
you need some good ol' glam

>>72143575
That's some sophisticated bait right there. Like it's half (or more) steaming shit, 1/4 decent albums and 1/4 actually breddy gud ones.

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>>72143795
>implying there are ~18 decent or better albums on that chart

I like power metal whats up guys can I post here with you!!?

>>72143862
don't entry

>>72143862
power metal is more metal than stuff posted here tho

>>72141670
>what sort of non-metal music do you guys listen to?
A lot of post-punk, gothic rock, shoegaze, post and progressive rock, occasionally other kinds of rock, often some rap, jazz and some of the better pop music.
>is metal your fav genre?
Maybe,not sure?
>what is your fav metal subgenre?
Post-black metal(don't kill me pls).
>what is your favourite metal album?
Can't choose one desu desu

>>72143862
power metal is the true patrician genre

>>72143575
wow.

So this... is the power... of /metal/

Whats objectively the best metal album?

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wtf i love glam now

>>72143575
DELET COLD LAKE

>>72144038
>iphone
>glam
you meet all the requirements for being a homosexual

>>72144052
>ywn run through cherry orchards with Thomas "Glam" Warrior

>>72144036
Paranoid

It's a downfall for metal ever since

>>72144225
>butt sabbath
kek no

new Blood Feast unlocked. Not sure when it happened though. Couldve been a few days ago.

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>>72144261

>>72144294
>rym plebs
>having taste
kekrofljejlmao

>>72144294
>master of puppets #2

disregard the rest of the list based on this

>>72144294
>nu-males love it
gee you sure proved me wrong

>>72144294
>using cuck your music as an argument to prove your point
Lmao

>>72144327
>>72144328
>>72144330
>>72144363

Find me 3 reasons RYM is not a reliable metric of quality other than muh super obscure albums don't get massive exposure

>>72144400
1. ur (your)
2. a
3.cuck

>>72144268
Apparently we have thrash aoty

I wish I knew when this got unlocked. It doesn't come out till tomorrow.

>>72144400
find me 3 reasons youtube views and dislike to like ratio is not a reliable metric of quality

then you'll have at least partially answered your own question

>>72144400
>imma rate this super acclaimed record 5 stars because everyone else is doing it, despite never having heard any of the artist's other records

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I got this for 44 pounds a week ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ATpUfXY1c

It's so damn good.

>>72144400
it's filled with pseudo music critics who literally reiterate popular opinions

>>72144400
same reason letterboxd and goodreads is shit for ratings, it attracts pretentious fucking retards

>>72144488
>>72144494
>>72144456
>>72144449
>>72144423
Give me a better alternative then

>>72144400
Laughable community
Generic and predictable album scores
Not very intuitive

Its only redeeming quality is that it is somewhat useful to discover entry level albums in genres you're not familar with

Yet another big night for metal

Nightbringer
Necrowretch
Blood Feast
Oranssi Pazuzu is supposed to unlock today and/or go to Spotify tonight

Anything else?

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>>72140212
>not new wave of polish metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GisWU-Jmm60

>>72144545
Nightbringer leaked weeks ago

Still haven't listened to it though :(

>>72144537
applying your own skills of critical thinking

otherwise asking somebody in the designated metal music discussion thread on a vietnamese anime basket weaving forum

>>72144565
Well it becomes official in 8.75 hours. I assume. I suppose they could keep everything locked but I doubt it.

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>>72144564
>that album art

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>>72144564
this is the best heavy metal I've heard in a while

>>72144564
KUURRRRWWAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebie63iIzZ0

>>72144327
>>72144328
>>72144330
>>72144363
>>72144423
>>72144449
>>72144456
>>72144488
>>72144494
>>72144538
RYM is a great site
Fuck off DMU shitters

>>72144483
nice pickup

>>72144931
t. nu-male

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>>72144564
Reminder that kat wrote the best thrash ballad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pofHffhzd_Q

>>72143524
I don't think so
I'd love to be proved wrong tho

>>72143524
https://sarpanitum.bandcamp.com/track/by-virtuous-reclamation-2

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>>72145306
This one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1D-jnw0MSM
>3:28

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is early lamb of god nu-male?

>>72145834
yes

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Continue listening to music and enjoying yourself

>>72145845
but they were appalachian hillbilles then and steve austin is on that album

>>72145854
what a nice gentleman \

death metal sucks

>>72145854
no, fuck you

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post essential slav-core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM8NcSgrfHU

>>72145900
See
>>72144425

>>72145918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o8K8RtGGhk

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>>72140212
Post metal that you can dance to

>>72145918
Hundres of years of slavic history and culture culminated in the video game painkiller

pole/czech metal that isn't Vader or !T.O.O.H.!?

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>>72145980
https://youtu.be/7wd3oGQhryw

>>72146102
Decapitated, Lost soul, Geisha goner, Turbo, Kat, Wolf spider, Astaroth, Dragon
Love all of these

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>>72146102

>>72146102
Master's Hammer

>>72146346
Damn I had a polish metal chart as well but I can't seem to find it

>>72146102
Maniac Butcher
Root
Master's Hammer
Besatt
KAT

>>72146271
where do i start with dragon?
>>72146380
>>72146355
>>72146271
>>72146346
<3
>>72146376
that's cool, I have enough

>>72146404
Doesn't matter, all of their stuff is good, might as well go chronological

>>72146102
Have some polish BM my friend.
Furia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t58A_78E9E
Plaga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5L0yg7SXok
Szron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX-221bcHJk

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These guys are great. Thanks to the anon that posted them yesterday.

Dead

>>72147042
what about him?

>>72147050
He's Dead

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>>72147109
>this sentence can refer to the persona he had chosen to reflect on his bleak outlook of life
>or it can simply mean he's just fucking dead
damn...

>>72140344
Its just as alive as its always been - not very.

>>72147141
Dead

>>72147183
or Dead?

>>72147226
Dead

What is the target audience for prog metal?
Normies hate it, hipsters hate it, nu-males hate it, metal eliststs hate it and even most prog fans hate it

>>72147263
fedora pseuds

>>72147281
Pseuds listen to tech death

>>72147263
but I love prog metal with the DOO DOO A DOOO DOOO WOO LU WOO WAH WULULULULU keyboard soundS
>t. metal elitist

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>Binge watch classic ytps and meme mashups for 3 weeks straight
>start feeling like growing out of metal and getting into electronica

B-B-BUT I WAS JUST STARTING TO ENJOY LYKATHEA AND TIMEGHOUL

>>72147364
been there, you're never going to leave

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Is it really this good, lads?

>>72147546
>metallum reviews
Really dude

>>72147546
>USBM
lol

>>72141629
Good album

>>72141736
it's literally folkfuck folie no innovation at all just c/p

>>72147615
They're good for a laugh init

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>>72147546
guess the album

>>72147796
fuck uh

a Bathory album?

>>72147796
probably Melissa or Don't Break the Oath

>>72141670
>non-metal
Math Rock, Prog Rock and Classical with occasional other shit.
>is metal your fav
It depends. I go through bouts where I listen solely to different stuff.
>fav metal subgenre
Progressive metal. I've been listening to almost exclusively Black Metal for a few months though.
>favorite metal album
The Safety Fire - Mouth of Swords

>listening to DSBM over the top of ASMR
what a time to be alive

>>72147852
>ASMR
what is this meme

>>72147870
i dont get it either
it's just amusing to watch people be weird and try to be relaxing all the while listening to pained wailing through lo-fi production

>>72147811
holy shit you were close, "under the sign..." is at 17 reviews and 95%

>>72147870
It's jerk off instructions for 13 year olds whose parents block porn sites

>>72147827
close, it's abigail

i can't find a higher rated album with as many reviews. spectrum of death and elvenefris are both at 95% with 20 reviews

>>72147852
>yfw even varg did ASMR

>>72147947
>It's jerk off instructions for 13 year olds whose parents block porn sites
top kek

Gonna listen to this for the first time, what should I expect?

>>72148026
it's shit

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>To the Nameless Dead has rating of 97% based on 12 reviews

Why haven't you listened to this yet?

>>72148026
SILENCE

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>>72148026
forgot pic

>>72147952
>never actually listened to it
I'm going to download this and I'm sure it'll be fine but now im expecting a 97% masterpiece and it won't live up to the hype.

>>72148059
>faster iron maiden guitars + rob halford on helium
>not anything lower than 10/10

>>72147952
>>72147827
>>72148059
How does KD album have higher score and more reviews than first 2 MF albums?

>>72148104
Because King Diamond is more popular than Mercyful Fate
that autist on the Howard Stern show wears the same KD shirt every other day

>>72148059
i love it but i also love the first 3 mercyful fate albums and the first 6 king diamond albums so i might be fangirling

>>72148104
this one is a little confusing but probably there are more things to say about abigail because it's a concept album, though i haven't actually read any of the reviews to confirm this

or maybe some people only reviewed one of either melissa/don't break the oath while if you were going to review only one king diamond release it would be abigail

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>>72145306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkF-vxOnk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmL1aGKvwkA

Kat is fucking GOAT though

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>>72148370
Agreed

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>>72148562
NOT THAT KAT YOU FUCKING MEMESTER

FUCK OFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BUqPleIqSQ

kurwa this rules am I late to the party

Rec me metal that isn't metal please.

>>72148754
Alestorm and Gloryhammer

>>72141505
this so fucking much

>>72148754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUWcVnSZKlo

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>Sludge metal? DUH! of course I listen to sludge metal! Isis, Boris, The Ocean, Neurosis, Cult of Luna, Baroness, Mastodon, the list could go on and on...

>>72148918
Fuck off

>>72141508
niggas whom'st own butt hemorrhoids

>>72148918
t. numale

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>>72148918
At least post a real numale you fucking newfag.

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>>72148918
>Me? I only listen to real sludge metal! Down, Melvins, Eyehategod, Acid Bath, le list could go on...

>>72148994
He looks like a cool guy, would probably be fun to hang out with him

>>72148994
>>72148918
all sludge is crap

all metal is crap

Rec me some wacky techdeath.

>>72148994
only Eyehategod is good in this list
the rest is similar to what >>72148918 posted

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>i like yacht metal

>>72149076
Whats yacht metal?

>>72149096
Yacht metal is like Dub metal but a little harsher

>>72149076
essential yacht metal?

>>72148918
>>72148994
Sludge is literally butt doom

>>72149116
Whats dub metal? Is it dubstep metal?

Glam is bastard child of heavy metal
Symphoshit is bastard child of power
Atmoshit is bastard child of black
Slam is bastard child of death
Metalcore is bastard child of melodeath
Deathcore is bastard child of tech death
Groove is bastard child of thrash
Djent is bastard child of prog
Sludge is bastard child of doom

Hardcore punk is obviously a huge influence on metal, but how do you feel about violent dancing?

I've been to a few Slayer shows, and the crowd has always been mad as fuck with fights breaking out everywhere. But the mosh pits where always kinda friendly.

tl;dr
CROWDKILL

>>72149263
yours is the bastard post of this thread

>>72149272
CROWDKILL

>tfw half of /mu/ is now new Kendrick threads

meal for this feel?

>>72149290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4TJqWWj24k

ASSCLOWNS

>>72149344
Candiria

>>72149344
arghoslent

>>72140344
Slam is well, some fags just don't lurk moar

>>72149263
heavy/trad came before glam bud

>>72140704
This so fucking much, I'll posted again like I did in one of the previous threads, Go see fucking Power Trip live. They fucking crushed their set wen I saw em.

>>72141028
kek

>>72142310
lmao

>>72140704
>mammoth grinder and eternal champion

i had no idea, good shit

>>72142478
Better than everyone else in this general

>>72142980
kek

>>72143004
>Wok on home boi
really makes you think

>>72142478
he likes Europe so yes

>>72148044
riffless garbage

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>>72149528
slam is what would happen if you set fire on fire
it is the past, present, and future
slam is interdimensional, it transcends the metaphysical
anons have much to learn about themselves and the world around them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei2uvoF0o4U

>>72150334
t. whigger

>>72150483
go the fuck back to the david blowme general, faggot

>>72150553
struck a nerve, eh my whigger friend? please enjoy your riffless chugs in the comfort of your mobile home and refrain from posting here and shitting up the general

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>>72150625

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post nu-male charts

t. le nu-male hehehe

>>72150667
Fuck off

>>72145871
kek
>>72150553
ignore him mate, let him be a fucking pleb. slam is bueno and only plebs that don't lurk wouldn't know that.

>>72150667
why are you so familiar with what nu-males like?

>>72150629
>riffless chugs
kek

Has /metal/ ever made any serious charts?

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>>72150629
holy shit and piss, you really are gay!
haha
my bad, carry on

>>72150629
I came for the memes dude
if a positive post can trigger someone enough to attack me personally, only means I'm doing something right

>>72150976
only one who sounds triggered here is you, whigger

>>72150629
>>doesnt like slam
what are you? some kind of faggot?

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stop listening to metal and make top 5 videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz-kt4-x5lU

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>>72150941

>>72151064
your cynicism doesn't trigger anyone, no matter how hard you try
me giving you attention isn't going to make you feel any better about yourself either
why the fuck you even trying?
you know mirrors don't lie

>>72151157
jesus christ

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>>72141670
>what sort of non-metal music do you guys listen to?
Everything really, but punk and garage rock are pretty far up there
>is metal your fav genre?
Usually
>what is your fav metal subgenre?
Probably Doom or Death
>what is your favourite metal album?
pic related

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>>72150667
>he actually listens to any of this crap

anon...

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DUDE MIDDLE EAST

>>72151392
I do, what are you going to do about it?

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>>72151392
>Sodom

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>>72151392
>not posting the full version

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>>72151515
>those digits

>>72141941
Within the Realm of a Dying Sun is unironically my favorite DCD album.

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>>72141670
>what sort of non-metal music do you guys listen to?

a bit of everything: jazz, hip-hop, noise, punk, pop, etc

>is metal your fav genre?

it's up there

>what is your fav metal subgenre?

atmospheric black metal, the kind that borders on dark ambient

stoner/doom metal is a close second

>what is your favorite metal album?
pic related

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>>72151544

>>72150667
>Manilla Road
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'M NOT A FUCKING EXTREMEKEK NU-MALE!

>>72149176
Doom is literally butt sludge

>21 years old
>still kissless virgin
metal for this feel?

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>>72141670
>non metal
terrorcore, speedcore, frenchcore, noisecore, ebm, and the motherfuck of them all INDUSTRIAL
>is metal your fav genre?
either that or industrial, depends on mood/time of night
>fav subgenre
slam/death

industrial is the true essence of metal, in every shape and form
its antisocial/demonic/criminal/anarchaic etc...

its for non virgins though, so there is a decent amount of animosity towards dudes who use drugs and spin turn tables from the headbanger community

>>72152113
>>72152113
here you go senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng

>>72152113
Glam

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what's the best space atmoshit

>>72152388
alrakis

>>72152388
see
>>72152409

>>72152388
see
>>72152556

>>72152409
>>72152556
>>72152564
actually it was a trick question: they're all equally bad

>>72141670
>what sort of non-metal music do you guys listen to?
Prog, shoegaze, noise rock, hardcore
>and is metal your fav genre?
yep
>what is your fav metal subgenre?
Black
> and what is your favourite metal album?
Either Venom - Welcome to Hell or Dissection - The Somberlain
>am just curious to know about you cause metal communities in general seem the most gated and hostile towards more casual fans.
Casual fans don't realize what a diverse genre metal is and how segregated different genres fanbases are. The underground black/death metal crowd isn't going to be similar to the festival metal or hipster metal crowds. Casuals think they can just listen to a bunch of random entry level stuff and suddenly are a part of some type of "metal brotherhood" or whatever.

>>72151176
lmao top fucking kek pham
>>72151229
dam... RIP ANON

>>72152588
not true; mesarthim is considerably worse than any other spacemoshit i can think of

Is there a chart for WWII death metal? What about bands similar to Bolt Thrower?

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>>72150667
I fucking dig Power Trip, really don't care if nu-males like it too, they only like it because the media told them. I like it because it fucking slaps, OOOGH

>>72150667
this chart is surprisingly accurate

>>72150667
>Revenge
>nu male

Triggered

Give me your best riffy doom

hey guys, what music did you listen to before get into metal? i listened mostly to pop punk and indie rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO-mSLxih-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf6YB-hfLmY

>>72153342
tibetan throat singing

>>72153342
buttrock desu

>>72153342
harsh noise wall

>>72153342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWjCStB6k4o

nü thread
>>72153482
nü thread
>>72153482
nü thread
>>72153482

>>72144400
Have a look at their ratings of classical albums and you will truly see (although this is assuming that anyone in /metal/ actually knows anything about classical music, which isn't likely)