What obscure fact abour yourself would Nardwuar bring up if he

I think about this a lot actually, but idk. I'm not about to share random facts about myself to people on 4chan

>>72126056
I'm so fucking boring he won't find anything of value, lmao

rape allegations

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that time i played the journey to silius theme with the sax in a talent show...

>>72126106

>implying this is not an anonymous board

>>72126133

baboom!

>And guess what anon, I've got a surprise for you!
>I made a small donation to your ISP and they gave me your browsing history, so I picked out some of your most visited Bailey Jay videos to talk about!

>>72126141
legendary

i can't even think of an interesting fact about myself; i doubt nardwuar could

>>72126213
no man that moment followed me for the rest of the last year of highschool
it was just two sax competition
the other guy played nothing gonna change my love for you and pulled of a good show
i was autistically shaking my leg

Bed wetting

>>72126056
Gay relations

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>>72126056
Obligatory

>>72126173

I like this meme

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my older female cousin fingered me to Deftones 'Change'

I WANNA KILL THAT ANNOYING NARDWUAR FUCK WITH A BATTLEAXE BY SPLITTING HIS DUMB FUCKING FACE IN HALF

>>72126322

d-did you...change...into...a fly?

he'll find my youtube and last.fm, and he'll know I'm a tranny

>>72126333

Blur go away

>>72126361
>and he'll know I'm a tranny
he will find that out when he will look at you.

>>72126351

If you mean made me realize I was a sub femme gay girl, then yeah... yeah she did.

>>72126377
it's a secret, and it's not like I started transitioning or anything

>>72126371
nah it's for nardwuar, when I become famous he'll find this

>>72126402

ok tranny, changing subjects here...do you realize you have a mental illness (just like I do...aka depression) only yours is a personality disorder and you were NOT "assigned the wrong gender at birth"?

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the time i was on the show intervention

>>72126056
Nothing honestly, unless he found out im related to some musician I didn't know about..Still though, probably nothing. :/

>>72126179
>Implying bailey jay isn't the next Lisa Ann.

>>72126445
No I don't. Lol

>>72126056

>gifts me Buyer's Market
>back in 1994 in Montreal Canada you killed and three hookers. Do you remember where you buried the bodies?

That one time when my friend put my phone in his dirty unwashed pocket pussy because I put caramel eggs in it

>>72126056
He'll find out that I only ever listen to the same ~5 songs at a time on heavy rotation and only come on /mu/ to shitpost

>>72126056
>"So you have a trap fetish anon?"
>"Hell yeah I do"

>>72126322
The worse part was deftones

I eat my own cum as a disposal method. He'll learn somehow.

>>72126141
sounds just weird enough to be true

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>Speaking of death grips, is it true that...
>hands me a copy of pic related
>Is it true that one night you were horny and ejaculated on the cover of this record?

>>72126712
>holyfuck.jpeg

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>>72126779
Do you know who this is?

"Why did You try to commit suicide at 22?"

I guess

that my cousin and I would play hide and seek when we were younger, and have to show each other our peenies when we got found

>>72126652

so you really believe you are a woman?

>>72127023
Yes.

>>72127020
Haha okay Alex. It's time to shut the fuck up. - Ryan.

>>72126133
>SO ANON, I LOVE TO...
>[awkward giggle]
>RAPE!. YOU LOVE THE RAPE ANon and we've goT THIS RECORD HERE FROM the "Flashy Rapette" from British COLUMBIA CANADA! did you know about the flashy rapette at all up here in the yucks at all
>[i'm a fucking musician holy shit]

>>72127008
who bitch this is?

>>72126056
I made a shitty "album" when I was in middle school where all I did was pitch shift a sample of me saying "eht" and made a few 6 second tracks like that. I called it "Ehtguy". I never made any physical copies nor did I ever share it online, but I swear to god, if I was ever interviewed by Nardwuar, I bet that motherfucker would hand me a physical copy of that shit, complete with album art and everything.

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That me and my friend had a band/project where we covered christian child songs and made them into some kind of heavy metal and EDM.
https://myspace.com/tksproject

>>72127520
post it

>>72127520
motherfucker post that shit

>>72127570
>>72127639
Alright lol gimme a sec to find it

>>72127651
What should I post it to? should I do a Mega.nz or should I do a bandcamp or what?

>>72127747

mediafire or google docs

I got my first BJ from a friend when I was 7

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>right off the bat i have a gift for you

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>>72127774
http://www.mediafire.com/file/tcdbws9au4i5his/Ehtguy_-_Ehtmania.zip

>>72127943
this is art

>>72127943
>http://www.mediafire.com/file/tcdbws9au4i5his/Ehtguy_-_Ehtmania.zip
Ehtguy>all

I always think about how cool it would be to be interviewed by nardwuar but it would suck if he actually came back with something embarrassing and you had to react to it on camera

like that time dj khaled got shook

>>72126333
i cant imagine somebody who doesnt like nardwuar

>>72127943
This should be /mu/core

>>72128012
Ehtguy is GOAT

>>72128012
this feels like a lost butthole surfers track

>>72127392
I want to know so bad.

>>72126779
>tfw this applies to half of 4chan

>>72126313
Gold

that i wanna fuck lydia lunch just so i can say i fucked lydia lunch. Seriously, i wanna be up there with nick cave, henry rollins, and foetus

that i had multiple printed photos of Kate Bush in my high school locker. seems like a Nardwuar thing to find out and bring up

>>72126712
>back in 1994 in Montreal Canada you killed and three hookers
>you killed and three hookers
>killed and three hookers
>killed and three

>>72126056
Nardwaur: So when you were a child making out with your older cousin, there was a song that would always come on, and that song was on the 1968 hit album _____!

Me: thanks nardwaur haha i lived a very painful life :(

that im a fucking faggot lmao

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My muscle growth fetish

>>72128636
holy fuck this

>>72126056
I went to the same high school as Julian Casablancas (but like 20 years later)

>>72126758
underrated

>i have this picture of you and your high school band playing Misty Mountain Hop at an assembly and that's you there singing in a dress isn't it?

>>72127943
>http://www.mediafire.com/file/tcdbws9au4i5his/Ehtguy_-_Ehtmania.zip

AOTY

Totally Not California Ehts is SOTY

>>72128058

specifics pleeeease

>>72128532

GOAT

>>72129881

rich mf

I wouldn't let him anywhere near me IRL, I have too many dark secrets no one should know.

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>>72126056
Nardwuar: Anon in 1998 you sang lead at the christmas school show, you found yourself with a cracking voice when you sang the 1984 hit _____!

Me: Last Christmas haha yeah that shit sucked

Nardwuar: Here you have the 1977 debut record called Suicide by the band Suicide, this is something you can relate to isn't it Anon?

Me. I mea

Nardwuar: Now right off the bat we have another gift for you here's The Clash with Cut The Crap!

Me: O-oh man thank you so much I really like the

Nardwuar: Your brother was a big Jimmy Buffet fan when he was younger here's Son of a Son of a Sailor because you are in fact also - a son of a son of a sailor

Me: Can you sto

Nardwuar: And since it's been 10 years since you last got laid here's three years in the making with Jimmy Buffet, the album 'Tis The Sea Son

>>72130172
It's a shit school, I transferred for the last two years. Fuck Le Rosey

>>72130178

this