My roommate's gf has been living with us around a year and he has been fucking her multiple times a day. and everytime they do it I can hear everything. Reminding them "Hey dude, I can hear all your grunts, screams and balls slamming" does nothing.
I've honestly become so jaded towards them and sex in general, I just want them to finally shut the fuck up for good.
Music for this feel?
play some harsh noise loud while they're fucking. Either that or elevator music
>>72109814
>>72109814
every time you hear it, play the sound of a man fapping really loud as if you are listening to them
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>>72109872
do one of these op
>>72109872
yep
>>72109814
get a really loud hooker, make that two loud hoes
>>72109922
I would have to take a loan
>>72109814
Download CP on his laptop and tell the police you suspect him of doing something fishy.
>>72109814
when you hear them going at it
lean up against the wall and moan loudly
wait for gaps in the noise
I had the same situation.
It was solved by the soothing dulcet tones of Tiny Tim's 'Tiptoe Through The Tulips With Me' playing at a borderline dangerous volume.
Record them having sex and then play it back when they're having sex.