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first for THRASH

What's the best insomnium album?

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>>72029697
Is that bjorn "Speed" Strid?

>>72029783

>>72029783
the nu-male one

>>72029812
but that's all of them

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>>72029757
first post best post

>>72029757
>>72029870
samefag

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>>72029870
friday night is for thrashing

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>>72029886
nice try faggot

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post your best death thrash

or be forever banished into nu-maledom

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>>72029971
Agressor is good but pic related is the most evil thrash there has ever been

top tier death thrash
>Protector
>Demolition Hammer
>Morbid Saint
>early and newer Vader
>Cancer
>anything with Paul Speckmann
>Insanity
>Massacra
>Solstice
>early Sepultura
>Agressor
>Poison
>Sadus

>>72029886
>>72029923
samefag

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I got this for next to nothing on tape yesterday and am listening for the first time

God damn this is gonna be a fun watch when it comes out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnk9HWbKRA

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BLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD

>>72030106
nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaytIdLYtPc

instant headbanger

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>>72030137
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS

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>i like death metal

>>72030266
Yes people who like death metal have superior tastes, what of it?

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>>72030266
>not liking traps

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>>72030337
>liking traps

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>>72030707
>being in the metal general and not having a massive insatiable craving for dick

Why are you here?

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>>72029870
just listening to this right now it's lit
thrash

>>72030337
this picture is a work of art

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>>72030743
>it's lit

what is jp Sabbat's best album?
really digging Karmagmassacre

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>>72030771

>>72030337
>>72030765
It's shopped

>>72030816
disgusting.

>>72030816
The Holy Trinity of Entertainment

>>72030816
is that christgau

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>I like black metal

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$49,99

Worth?

>>72031161
this guy looks pretty cool t b h

>>72031194
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>72031194
is it that band whose guitarist's a fraud

>>72030816
Hopefully their next lineup is in an ISIS video

>>72031194

terrible band.

>>72031236
Really cool t-shirt

>>72031216
Those are rumours. It's bullshit
>>72031269
This desu, and I love the record myself so no issues there

>>72031194
>50$ for a fucking T-Shirt
>and it's a Ring of Saturn shirt
here's 2 good reasons not to even think about buying it

Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIU3qnlvGHI

>>72031660
>Finnish Nazi grind parody band with duck vocals
No comment

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>>72029971

>>72031877
vox fucking suck

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can you guys recommend me more like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75TZQ0d8HOA&list=PLq71i40uSxmC8xHoi0A_F4Yw4Ni14743M&index=1

>>72031889
No they don't.

>>72031899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4i0cRjZogc

>>72031899
desu try Toxic Holocaust

>>72029870
hey I opened for Black Fast at a show once when I was on tour with my old Crossover Thrash band

>>72031228
They disbanded dude

>>72032001
pics or it didn't happen

>>72031194
Maybe if you want everyone to know you're autistic

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https://www.magisto.com/album/video/Kz0jUl5EAQo-KHEPYnZLBns

>>72031919
they do, dude sounds like he's getting his throat slit

Post your favorite death metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29mveKX1b8o

>>72032152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVKy2Va7Ds0

>>72032202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpqz5ArKCdY

>>72032152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph1isKYHwqs

>>72032152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yafxUluB6DA

rec me some kvlt shit

doesn't even need to be black metal

>>72032152
The best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFU0Yf1Hlck

>>72032295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJpfhuYby2E

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>>72032338
>tfw there will never be another melo death band that comes even close to being as good as Intestine Baalism

>>72032368
I actually already listen to Diamanda Galas lmao

It's good shit though

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>>72032152
i don't get death metal

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Is any black metal band more constant then Dark Funeral?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW9iFslNAiQ

>>72032152
https://youtu.be/cmJSYFVbm3A
R I F F S

Kek
>>72032341

What is your personal favourite black metal song of all time?

For me it's probably To Walk the Infernal Fields by Darkthrone.

>115 artists
>only listen to bolt thrower and master
fuck me

>>72032562
the one with blast beats and tremolo picking

>>72032562

Dans ns Muit by Peste Noire, as fire swept clean the earth by Enslaved. My Dreams of 8 by Satanic Warmaster, or Stigmata by Dark funeral maybe. It's hard for me to pick because it depends on the mood, and I'm usually a full album kind of guy anyway unless it's in the office with co-workers and friends

>>72032562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3o6ZQEI6bM

>>72032595
>2773 artists
>hardly ever listen to the same thing twice
fuck me

>>72032595
>>72032637
>1765 artists
>only listen to w.a.s.p.

could be worse

>>72032510
The guy's trying to be a good person, don't shit on him

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>>72032595
>6461 artists

>only listen to Intestine Baalism and Sigh

help

>>72032562
my journey to the stars of burzum

>>72032562
the hordes of nebulah

So I finally listened to the new Mastodon album and it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, some shitty songs, but second half is better, 6/10 for me

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>>72032595
>1631 albums
>about 100 new artists bookmarked
>don't listen to any of them

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Post god tier cover art

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>mfw somebody at the gym complimented me on my Darkthrone shirt

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>>72032757

The original cover of Onirology by Serocs was good shit, I'd take a picture of it but my copy of the CD is somewhere else currently so I'm stuck with this skin tab of an image

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>>72032757

>>72032807
>mfw only shirt anyones complimented me for is Amon Amarth
it's something

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>>72032807
>tfw somebody at miniature wargamig shop complimented me on my X-japan shirt

>>72032807
>mfw constantly get looks for my pleasure to kill t shirt
>feels too good to have a face

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>>72032965
Is it something like this?

>>72032807
I once had a middle aged women compliment my Archgoat shirt

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>tfw weeb$lamz actually got me into moeshit

>>72033331
eh, close enough

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>>72033365
I haven't watched anime in like 2 years because most of it is the same fucking thing with slightly different characters but I still listen to weeb$lams and weeb music in general

>tfw I have shitposted so much on /metal/ that I unironically started using the word nu-male in real life as an insult

metal for this feel?

>>72033351
she complimented the design of the shirt? or was she actually an archgoat fan?

>>72033454
Kys

>>72033454
Mastodon

>>72033464
She was actually an archgoat fan.

I was fucking surprised at first because she looked to be like in her early 40s, then I noticed her leather jacket had studs all over it and then she started talking to me about how she just saw them at a festival in Ohio with Satanic Warmaster

>>72033454
Gojira
Vektor
Soilwork

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*blocks your path*
*unsheathes katana*

tatakaimashou baka gaijin

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>>72033513
*teleports behind you*

>>72033454
I do that too, and I never bother explaining its meaning to them.

>>72033564
Again, kys

>>72033454
Leprous
Gojira
Haken
Tesseract

>>72033468
t. nu-male

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>>72033513
*teleports behind you*

omae wa mou shindeiru Kondo-san

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>>72033586

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>>72033580
t. Nu-male

What's that recent Vektor album called again?

>>72033640
Vektor-Terminal Redux

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>>72033533
>>72033606
*unleashes nitoichi-iaijutsu*

nothin personnel ya cunts

>>72033640
Gojira - Magma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV4n8fJGip0

Post some good technical metal : )

>>72033640
Tessektor - Unleashing the nu-male

>>72033640
Vektor - Terminal Redux

>>72033656
>>72033722

Come again? My hearing is bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LtJV60xVbA&t=678s

Any love for Dragged Into Sunlight ?

>>72033934
Vektor - Terminal Redux

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>>72033934
Vektor-Terminal Redux

>>72033934
Terminal cancer

>>72033934
terminal memes

>>72033934
Termor - Vekminal Durex

>>72033979
Did you see that they posted a vid on FB yesterday which had some new music in it?

They literally didn't say anything else but hopefully new album soon

>>72034013
Oh! gotcha.

>>72033979
Saw them with Mayhem last week, pretty solid

T v E e R k M t I o N r A r L eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedux

>>72034296
good post

Cuktor - Ternumale Recux

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>>72034296

>>72034296
astonishing post

/metal/ - terminal memes

>>72034296
can we just end the generals from this point on we aren't going to top this post

>>72034296
maybe the worst post in the history of this imageboard

what is life

>>72034479
memes

i'm never coming back here

NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN

BROTHER WILL KILL BROTHER

Vektor:

YOU BREED

l a n i m r e t x u d e r

I

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

I AM RAPE I AM HATE

slam

GIMME FUEL

>>72034664
AND

>>72034664
GIMME FA

MALIGNED AND DESPAIRED BY GOVERNMENT LIES

Forest rock

FORGING TOWARDS THE SUNSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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What's your favorite shit post?

Mine's At the Gates

BREEEEE BREEEEEEEEE BREEEEE

TRUE EMOTION

BREEEEEEEEEEE E EEEEEEEEEE

SNOW HALATION

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Who is ready for the new album?

YOU'VE GOT YOUR BALLS TO THE BALL

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Fuckin kek

I love this general

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what does /metal/ think of Ulver's latest?

>>72034724
GO

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how do i come up with dank french rhymes that i can use in my industrial black metal album

>>72034296
thanks for gracing us with this

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Do you like grind?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Stz8YdLLmAU

Who else does that heavy sludgy irreverent thing like the Melvins?
I found this today and it made me very happy.
AiC vibes too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qTpoDrodtU&t=622s
Listen to Encomium if you're just gonna listen to 1 song.

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>album costs $6.66

>>72034781
LIBERTE
EGALITE
FRATERNITE

>>72033665
Shooting Star is so good tho.

THE HARDER WE STARE THE MORE COMPLETE THE DISINTEGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIOON
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSOOOOOOOOOLUUUUUUUUUUUTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>72034775
Best Depeche Mode album in years

>>72034673
gimayabadabaza

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>>72034789
Carbonized is such an underrated band. They went from two great albums of technical/slightly weird grind to this banger of a strange disso-rock album, not very much unlike what Virus would be doing some years down the line.

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ONE STEP

Can someone explain to me the appeal of this album?

Also christ thatsnotmetal.com is so fucking cringey.

>>72034836
OVER THE
L I N E
I
N
E

holy shit, you dudes suck

>>72034781
learn french

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>>72034839

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>>72034836
>sodom

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>72034867
>putting sodom in all fields

>>72034856
I'll suck your dick if you know what I mean

OVER THERE IN NORWAY ALL CHURCHES ARE BURNT DOWN

LETS GO GET GOTH CLOTHES AND GET DRESSED LIKE CLOWNS

WEARING ARM SPIKES 2 FEET LONG

>>72034856
/metal/ is the most cancerous general on all of 4chan
I browse /fit/, /g/, /v/ and /k/ and nothing even comes close.

FUCK OFF FAGGOT

ONETWOTHREEFOUR

AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH

FUCK, I SAID FUCK THAT FUCKING BYTE

ONETWOTHREEFOUR

AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHMOSH BITCH, I'LL SHOW YOU MOSH

ONETWOTHREEFOUR

AAAAARRRGHHHHH AAAAARRRRGHHHH

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE IT

ONETWOTHREEFOUR

AARGH AARRGH

WHO THE FUCK ARE DICKS PRETTY BOY FACES?

ONETWOTHREEFOUR

AAAAAARRRGHHHH

FUCK YOU POSERS, THRASH WILL GET YE HEAD

ONETWOTHREEFOUR

AARGHH AARGHH

SPREADING ON A MOSH, BITCH

ONETWOTHREEFOUR

AARGHH AAAARRRGHHH AAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHHHHHHH
AARRGHHH AARRGHH

>>72034836
goddamn if that's not the best thrash album of the 90s

>>72034889
SINGER SOUNDS LIKE A WOUNDED DUCK

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>>72034877
It's ironic

>>72034851
It's always you that responds to that post

GET OFF MY CASE MOTHERFUCKER

>>72034905
TALKING SATAN AND SKULLS

BECAUSE MAKING MOMMY IS ORIGINAL

IF YOU LIKE GOOD MUSIC IT WOULDNT HURT TO GO

>_____ here sound closer to a weirder Opeth than anything else, collecting everything from lite jazz to laughable “satanic ritual” modern singer-sweet-boy declamations, all filled with lame and sporadic post-rock gestures. Believe me that I am their most disappointed fan.

Guess the band.

where my stoner/doom/sludge bois?
What have you been listing to?
My favorite album of the week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVZuDS1C5e0&t=326s

>>72034928
Sigh

>>72034937
STONER METAL AND SLUDGE ARE NU-MALE METAL

Wtf I love DMU now

http://www.deathmetal.org/news/google-endorses-diversity-multiculturalism-and-antisemitism/

BLACK METAL IS GAY AS A CATHOLIC PRIEST SLOUCHING TOWARDS GOMORRAH

FACE PAINTED LIKE GENE SIMMONS ON HALLOWEEN

WITH HIS TONGUE UP SOME KID'S RUMP LOOKING FOR CANDY

PUT DOWN THAT SEVEN STRING GET A FUCKING JOB

YOU TIRED LOOKING HOMO

GOTH HAND BANGING GEEK

>>72034937
buttnumalemetal

>>72034970
>Melvins
>Kyuss
>Nu Male
k

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>the americans are awake

I'll be back later

>>72034947
No.

http://www.deathmetal.org/review/abigor-nightbringer-thy-darkened-shade-mortuus-split-2017/

>>72034987
>Melvins
>Kyuss
NU-MALE SHITE

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>deathmetal.org

>>72035013
Ohhhh, you're baiting me!
Now I get it.
You havin a good day so far?
Any ebin trolls yet?

>>72035035
Nice try, nu-male. Fuck off and die.

>>72035052
So, "No" then?
Don't worry, I'm sure your buzzword will irritate somebody soon.

>>72035020
Every time this WebM gets posted, I watch it like ten times in a row.

>>72035062
It doesn't matter if it irritates you, it's what you are and you need to fuck off.

>>72034915
i like that album a lot

>>72035077
simply ebin, my friend. and a pair of 7's to top it off. classic.
Do you have any good screen shots of your most ebin trolls? I'd be delighted to see them!

>>72032562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQLyq63UM90

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early xysma > all of your favorite bands

>>72034865
is that tree supposed to look like a dick?

>>72035107
Listen to some quality metal, it might make you feel better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBt-mwGtvHc

>>72035160
Swarming of the Maggots is some damn fine stuff but early Carcass still has it beat

how do we fix /metal/?

>>72035197
more memes

>>72035165
Sounds like something of my "Wife and Her Bull" playlist

>>72035197
We all kill ourselves

>>72035197
if it ain't broke..

>>72035197
You can't fix what's not broken.

>>72035208
where do I sign up?

>>72035165
sounds like shit, KYS

>>72035245
You have to release at least one shitty bedroom DSBM demo before you get to kill yourself though that's the one drawback

>>72035207
>>72035255
I never knew /metal/ was this false.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wtvZ4u9iq8

>>72035280
If you post literally anything there's a good chance you'll be insulted for it

>>72035280
I know you're posting this garbage because you will find it quite ebin if you manage convince somebody that that's 'good' metal but I'm curious, what do you really listen to, because I know it's not that lol?

>>72035280
what is this nu-male trash

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Had a rough day today so I have a request. Give me the saddest metal you know, preferably black or doom. I want to cry like a little bitch tonight.

>>72035314
I exclusively listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jke_Zc2IOcU

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>>72035280
holyshitstoppostinganytime

>>72035323
Asphyx - Last One On Earth

>>72035323
Rammestein - Stein um Stein
fuck the haters

>>72035345
Classic, but it's more facestomping than soulcrushing if you know what I mean. Thanks though.

>>72035323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvfQqJeNF08

>>72035323
Warning - Watching From a Distance
Worship - Last CD Before Doomsday

And then this https://rateyourmusic.com/release/comp/strid/strid/ because it's a compilation of everything he made before he killed himself

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>>72035197
we should take /metal/...

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>>72035197
>>72035423
and push it somewhere else!

>>72035280
>doesn't like Kyuss or Melvins
look who's talking.
Also, sounds like washed out shit

>>72035440
>push it somewhere else!

I don't think even /trash/ will accept us

>>72035450
>>72035314
Is this better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r_PFpCemgs

>>72035353
That was pretty weak sorry anon.

>>72035197
Ban glam and we'll be all good

>>72035472
not even trve kvlt watch and learn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUy7bl_6YqI

just found out about this. y'all heard this? holy fuk!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMCsv-zj56s

What is the most /metal/ movie out there?

>>72034937
cool post. now i'm listening to iah. previously, was listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veLMYG7FUT8

>>72035512
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765488/

>>72035512
probably mad max

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>>72035472
>the guy who calls every thing but his super specific brand of unintelligible shit metal "nu-male" metal begging an anonymous image board for approval of his taste
literally KYS.

>>72035520
What other channels u like?
I listen to SMoD, SMoD2, Bong Druid of Mammoth Weed Mountain and 666MrDoom

>>72035472
>he thinks this is dark
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQA_vF94qWw&t=273s

>>72035512
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092112/

>>72035530
>implying incantation and poison are the same brand of metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_x2GIMRwks

>>72035422
Already know Warning, they're fucking gloom alright.
Not sure which Worship CD you're talking about, they don't have any releases called Doomsday. Did you mean the split with Loss?
And will check out the Strid but looks like it's a bitch to find. Thanks a lot.

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>>72035512

>>72035512
LOTR & Hobbit trilogies

>>72035606
The Worship album is called "Last Tape Before Doomsday" "Last CD Before Doomsday" and "Last Vinyl Before Doomsday", depending on what format it was in but the music is all the same.

The Strid thing might be a bitch especially since it's a compilation with the guys two projects, and he has another S/T released as Strid, maybe searching Malfeitor on slsk will net you something, I know I have it anyways

>>72035649
Maybe for shitty folk and power metal

>>72035594
You think you're the first person to parade about and pretend to 'get' music that most people would hardly even consider music in order to engender self doubt in others to the point that they start mindlessly convincing themselves that it's good to match your level of trendiness?
It's been done.

>>72035666
>>72035594

holy shit, checked, get fucking rekt nu-male guy

>>72035666
Nice trips. I legitimately like everything I've posted except the Mayhem demo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHTNd1ITICg

>>72035651
Oh it's a demo, I'm an idiot.
...Holy shit it's a long demo.

>>72035649

Are you browing /metal/ from your phone in your van, Varg

>>72034937
>stoner band that's not afraid to play fast sometimes
This is good shit

>>72035698
I don't really know why they even call it a Demo

Hell Paysage d'hiver's entire discography is technically just demos and they're mostly over an hour long

How do you pronounce Kyuss? Is it two syllables like Ki-Us, or one syllable like keeuss

>>72035556
yeah just SMoD to be honest but Bong Druid of Mammoth Weed Mountain is also legit

>>72035665
>Cirith Ungol
>Burzum
>Summoning
>Ephel Duath
>Gorgoroth
>Minas Tirith
>etc

>>72035709
It's pronounced

Kill Yourself

>>72035709
Ki-Us

>>72035709

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Greyhawk_deities#Kyuss

>>72035709
>Is it two syllables like Ki-Us
That's how I pronounce it

>>72035709
nu-male

>>72035709
Kiss-anus

>>72035693
Well you're legitimately a faggot then.
And I'm a nu-male because I listen to any other metal.
I'd ask you to stop shitposting but I know your life is far too empty for that to happen.

>>72035721
Do't forget fuckn' Morgoth

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AOTYSF

>>72035520
I like this because it reminds me of Sleep but it's a bit 'happier', I guess?, than what I normally listen to

>listening to Roots Remain on mastodon's new album
>start crying

my grandpa has leukemia and hasn't been doing too well lately
good song

>>72035900
>crying
>to fucking mastodon

you're a nu-male and you're gramps a faggot

>>72035918

t. numale

>>72035900
I hope your grandpa gets better anon

>>72035769
You keep replying to me too, friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDzmC0x4CTs

>>72035900
Can't discuss Mastodon here, sorry.
It triggers the shit out of this one un-original shitposter who is on this general at all times.

Does /metal/ /eatass/?

>>72035945
post asseating metal

>>72035945
ofc, who the fuck doesn't?

>>72035936
If I told you that you bother me, how ebin of a win would you consider that?

>>72035945
Yes
>>72035964
Faggy teen white americans, by the looks of all the memes about blacks eating ass being so le funny xd

>>72035960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wQvXDUBaME

>>72035960
anything by Acid King or Karma to Burn

>>72035945
where was has newfound obsession with eating ass come from with normies? i've been eating women's shit pussies for years. most are reluctant at first but they go insane afterward.

>>72036038
It was a central theme in a very popular youtube channels video

>>72035964
I haven't even held a girl's hand in over 3 years, what would I be doing eating ass?

>>72036038
Goddamn I fucking love when I do it to a chick whose never been licked there and how confused and angry they get at first and then have a 'weird' revelation that they like it

>>72036073
You don't have to have ever eaten ass to be a guy who eats ass.
The desire is the only criteria.

>>72036073
>having ever held a girls hand

fucking normie

ass eating should be a regular part of /metal.

>>72036131
this

I wish I had a longer tongue
[spoiler]or a longer penis at least[/spoiler]

>mastodon put out their second worst album ever
>ghost is being torn apart by jew magic
>lamb of god going on hiatus
wew lad
must be a shit time to be a mainstream metal fan

does /metal/ like Russian Circles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nQDzlvRz2E&t=1859s
Listen to Vorel if you're gonna just listen to 1 song.

>>72036179
This has literally always been true

>>72035979
I just wanna talk about good music, but all I see is nu-male metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plk2bK1-FLc

>>72036179
Mainstream metal always has drama

>>72036192
Yeah but that's only because you won't stop posting links

>>72036179
Sleep is in studio

>>72036202
Take that back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YF-Szpt-VA

>>72036192
I guess you're just gonna have to wait until the rest of us catch up to your patrician taste.
Guess you're just gonna have to keep spamming your ebin catch phrase till then, hunh?
Can't wait.

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>>72036229
Absolutely not

>>72036240
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5TiQ3BCZjY

>>72036256
kys t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ2PtF1D-wA

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>>72036324
No problem my dude, and before I do that I'll post a link to some lo-fi black metal too like everyone ITT who needs to kill them self is doing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_nGv7Nvauk

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>>72032152
One better,
>Post your current favorite Death, Thrash, Doom/Stoner, Prog, Black metal song, other anons call you a faggot.

Death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMm7IMpvgSc&list=PLWXyu--LdjnTK7ou7ZPe0SjVe8nNcTHCN&index=4

Thrash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddvIPsBwWwo

Doom/Stoner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcz0St84GVo

Prog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm9P1QsoGhw

Black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv-oC5zCwn8

>>72036288
>>72036324
more! it's so apparently good and coherent, I just can't get enough!

>>72036364
it's just one bizarrely determined shitposter

>>72036390
I know mate

>>72035197
with speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAHsX2xaAlo

>>72036373
People keep saying Mastodon is prog but I feel like they don't sound like other prog metal.
When I think of prog, I think of Animals as leaders, ISIS, Russian Circles or Native Daughters.
Am I dumb?

I just visited /a/ for the first time, and the sheer depths of its weeb-ery has left me deeply rattled. Metal for this feel?

>>72036455
Probably.

Here, I'll do not Mastodon.

Prog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRSnzIxNQ2c

>>72036443
Why are nuns always so thicc

>>72036443
speed metal sucks as much as glam

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>>72036456
Nothing will ever untaint your soul sorry to say

May as well just listen to this on repeat infinitely

https://moesecretion.bandcamp.com/

>>72036503
Surprising amount of manual labor, combined with more or less unlimited (cheap) food.

>t. former nun

>>72036557
Nuns have to perform manual labor?

>>72034296
why is this album a meme? I don't understand

>>72036574
When it was released a lot of people here liked it and it also got p popular p fast

That's p much 100% it

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>>72035512
Pic related?

Also:

>Terrorvision
>Pet Detective
>[spoiler]Heavy Metal[/spoiler]

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Who here /criminal black metal/?

Sorry for the microscopic picture, it's literally the only one on the Internet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xdV9oSEHLI

>>72036617
that's a cop out, since it's about metal. plus, the writing was fucking horrible. it had skull fist in the soundtrack at least.

>>72036654

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>>72036373

>>72036647
Ok, the most heavy metal movie of all time not about metal?

You got me. Some horror movie I guess. Serbian Film?

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>>72036682
Counter with yours then fag

>inb4 "I only listen to unintelligible shit 5 people outside of Norway have ever heard"

>>72036742
That's the lo-fi black metal everybody-is-a-nu-male shitposter, ignore him

>>72036617
that movie's fucking horrible. its the kind of shit that makes people think metal is exclusively for edgy 13 year old boys.

>>72035480
this