>Be female >Go to local club >See julian casablancas

>>72009903
>>Be female

Stop reading there

>>72009903
He is notoriously known for packing a massive cock.

>>72009933
>>72009903
listen to the last minute of "Take It Or Leave It" and tell me with a straight face that you're hearing a man with anything other than a monster dong

man
i don't even want to fuck him
i just want to smoke with him and chat about things like the music industry and his time in the strokes
aww julian <3

>>72009933
>>72009967
>>72009903

Julian, you're irrelevant now. quit trying

>>72009903
>finish banging julian
>laying together in hotel room
>light up a cigarette
>start to doze off
>wake up to a terrible smell drenched in sweat
>the room is on fire

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>>72010012
>irrelevant
>released one of 2014's most progressive albums and coming out with new material soon

come on now my guy

>>72009903
>He smiles at me and says I'm cute
>I blush and offer to fuck him in his hotel room

at this point we all know OP was a whore who blows every guy who talks to him/her. Assuming this story isnt just fantasy bullshit

so why dont you pack your bags, get out of /mu/ and go back to collecting AIDS from every truck driver who says you a word

>>72009993
are you my ex?

>he leaves for a world tour
>you keep being an irrelevant kike piece of shit whore
>one day you wake up and you realize you're old an no respectable man wants to touch you
>end up with a bunch of nigger kids, raising them by yourself
>you now weigh 350 lbs