> Be me
> Finishing one of my night classes
> Normal carpool person is gone, need a person to carpool me
> Guy named Zach agrees to drive me
> Get in his car, notice Bach playing
> Mention I was listening to Chopin earlier today, have a short conversation about music and talk about how neither of us really likes music that plays at parties
> He asks: "do you ever go on 4chan?"
> how did he know
> "What prompted that question?"
> "Just like, white guy, at a party, not liking the music that's playing. That sort of thing"
> Apparently I'm not hiding my powerlevel well enough.
Reply to this so Zach can see it.
hi
>>71980655
did you guys buttfuck eachother with your dicks in eachothers asses you faggots
>>71980655
You better have blown him afterwards
Zach here, thanks man
>>71980655
Other autists can notice each other. But to the rest of society you're just a pretentious weirdo.
I can't bring myself to say the word "4chan" out loud
>>71980760
...you just did
>>71980760
Whenever anybody brings up big guys in any way I always say FOR YOU
It's horribly autistic, please send help
>>71980773
Most people don't say out loud as they type them. At least I don't. If I was a character in a TV show I probably would though.
Here, now I am speaking as I write this. Wow, this shit is pretty annoying. I have to keep pausing as I fuck up my typing of the words that I am saying. This shit is retarded, I'm going to go back to reading things without using my vocal chords.
Zach here
whats up?
wanna bang?
sincerly white no fun partygoer
>>71980735
underrated
>>71980773
damn...
HERE'S ZACH
>>71980856
That's not me, I'm the real Zach.
>>71980655
Hey it's me
>>71980655
try blackface, that tends to hide your power level well.
>ywn be Zach
feels bad man