You're at the beach and this guy slaps your girlfriend's

"Don't you have a wife or something?"

ill be standing on the beach with my guitar

>He starts running
>Hey man, slow down

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i put my hand on his forehead and hold him away at arm's length, while he swings his fists at me wildly

Call him a creep

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Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

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>I used to be in a famous rock band y'know....then my wife had to fuck it all up by barging into my bedroom with a shotgun

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>oh hey there anon

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>>71978613
>>71978663
>>71978672
>>71978734
>>71978773
I love you /mu/, never change.

I SHIIIET ON EM

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>tfw it hits you and you realize that Everything is in Its Right Place™

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>>71978592
>tfw his new gf isn't Bjork

>>71978963
Mathew and Bjork were a cool fucking couple, but I'd like to see her and Them make some music together if u kno wat i mean el em ayy oh