My gf got me this and I don't have any other use for

would make more sense to put it in the oven

>>71972018
>>71972031
It's sad that you think your mortal hands can deface something so divinely pure.

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>>71972018
pls stop

Maruchan instant noodles are so gud.

I like putting tobasco sauce in mine.

>>71972115
Yes, I am from reddit

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>>71972033

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Mmm nummy nummy

>>71972143

Time to go anon once more.

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>>71972033

>>71972018
>>71972031
>>71972163
>>71972165
>>71972208
LOL SO FUNNY AND QUIRKY IM LOVING THIS MILLENNIAL REDDIT HUMOUR

FRONT PAGE HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!! XD

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>>71972232
u good man?

>>71972232
>today I understand autism

>>71972018
>woeah he is destroying a 15$ re-press omg what a madman

>>71972303
Aww jeez :(

U made me happy OP
I thank you

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trips decide what I do with mine

>>71972367
Listen to it

>>71972367
Give it a listen

>>71972367
Listen to it

Also nice mouse pad

>>71972367
cum on it

>>71972367
give it a spin

>>71972418
reroll

>>71972367
flick a booger on it

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>>71972367
shit on it

>>71972367
donate it to your local synagogue

>>71972367
>>71972418

Roll

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>>71972367
Light it in fire

>>71972367
Cherish it and treat it gently, giving it a listen whenever you feel like it.

>>71972418
Roll.

>>71972367
take a picture of it

>>71972367
eat it

>>71972451
>>71972383
>>71972303
>>71972165
>>71972018
mega lollin

>>71972367
dab with it

>>71972303
Kek

>>71972418
Always roll with this.

>>71972584
this

>>71972018
Today's good day, Grimes thread got slamed instantly, Drumhead is being humiliated, Kpop is next

>>71972553
reroll

poo poo on it

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>>71972667

>>71972367
cut it into many pieces desu

>>71972367
Fuck it

>>71972367
show the back

>>71972418
roll

>>71972367
pee on it

>>71972367

Tie it to a balloon and have it fly away

>>71972367
give it to your neighbor

>>71972418
rollerino

>>71972367
marry it

>>71972367
break it with your dick

>>71972367
spin that shit

>>71972780
reroll

>>71972418
8/88

>>71972852
reroll

shuv up bum

>>71972367
pay for a meal at a restaurant with it.

>>71972888
win
win
win
(why am i so happy to see cum)

>>71972888
checked

>>71972888
Nicce.

>>71972367
eat arby's off of it.

>>71972888
w i n r a r

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>>71972888
good job anon

>>71972888
WINRAR

I won't be fapping till later tonight so unless this thread survives I'll make a new one

>>71972367
send it to review brah.

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>>71972018
You fucked up so bad...

>>71972367
send it to me

>>71972367
we need ur cum dude cmon

>>71972367
Cut it in half

>>71972888
Chekd

>>71973207
going out to eat. when I get back I'll edge for a while, then deliver my cummies. keep it alive

>>71972018
>tfw no indie gf

>>71972367
>>71972888
Good job, /b/!

>>71973338
Hey fuck you to judge me.

What's wrong with dubs?

Dig a hole outside and put it in and bury it. Then pour water on it and plant grass on top.

Hi I'm from Reddit

>>71972367
>>71973399
meant to quote you and also i got the dubs so you better pull through with it. Nobody's going to get trips before this archives.

>>71973422
>>71972888

>>71973422
>Nobody's going to get trips
>>71972888

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>>71972033
>>71972163

>>71973455
>>71973458
oh i guess you better cum on it then dude.

deliver, faggot

>>71972367
cum on it

>>71972367
Poo

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>>71972888

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>>71972350
>>71972232
>>71972143
>>71973421
>>71972350

>Hipster fags gtfo

>>71972367
Shit on it

OP won't deliver

>>71972367
eat it

>>71974074
I'll deliver a load right on that potato slut's face just you watch.
My loins are on fire right now thinking about it

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Don't bully the meme! :-(

>>71974116
Now IM wet Jeffy-anon

>>71972703
lmao I wasn't ready for this one

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>ANON GONNA DELIVER THE CUMMIES!?!?! NANI!

>>71972018
You're not serious, if you were you had already scratch it or at least cut a piece of it to see this fucking hipsters lose their mind.

>>71974261
I'll deliver but be patient. I still have to eat then I'll take a while edging for volume

>>71972232
>everything i dont like is reddit
you're a child.

>>71974388
Someone already got trips, but checked

>>71972367

Take it for a walk in the park

>>71974449
TOO LATE

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>>71972367
wipe your dick all over it

>>71972703
You should feed your dog better you fuck

No amount of cum, food, pee, or poop will make itaots a worse album

>>71972703
>wasting cheeseits
kys

>>71974511
appropriate

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>:)

>>71972367
Put it back in the shelf where it belongs and record yourself saying "not today jeffy"

>>71972208
that condom is empty, how can OP be so low test?

>>71974511
>>71974632
>>71974643
*yawn*
I've seen better.

Hopefully my volume doesn't disappoint. Unfortunately I stopped taking the holy grail supplements a little while ago

>>71974643
Not me in case there's any confusion

>>71974705
just eat some zinc

>>71974665
The nut is dried up

>>71974719
I mean, I'll take some, and some lecithin and pygeum. But I don't think it'll really matter in the span of a few hours

>>71972367
C U M T R I B U T E

>>71974116
bump

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IAMLISTENING

alright lads, waggling my willy we speak

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>>71975408
IT'S HAPPENING

>>71975408
do it for her

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Eating good boys

>>71975475
How is that chicken noodle?

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>>71975408
WHERE IS IT OP

>>71975709
nigga I already said I'll be edging for a while for max volume

>>71975744
my bad carry on

4chan kekstory...

>>71972033
I am so going to hell for laughing at that.

>>71972208
jokes, I use the same condoms as you

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>>71975744
have you blown your load yet anon?

>>71975744
My mans better lay down a jaw dropping load or we'll doxx

>>71972163
What are those. They look scrumptious

>>71972018
>>71975475
God why do you take this unfunny joke so far? one or two images of the album in wacky places was enough

>>71976606
email me if you want one. Post a comment on this web-zone if you want one

>>71976551
>>71976443
he obviously likes the album and isnt gonna cum on it for anonymous image board

>>71976443
my man I edge for hours

>>71976551
pls no dox I have family

>>71976688
that's where you're wrong (I do love the album though)

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Lookin forward to this

ok but fr don't get too excited, I'm not a porn star

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mah nigga need some jerk material???
>>>/gif/10291258

>>71972579
fuck off fag

>>71976611
>boo hoo wah wah

eat shit crybaby hipster retard

>>71976865
Maybe if he rehashes the joke about 24 more times I will start to see the humor

>'What you doing, anon?'
>'Oh nothing, just waiting with bated breath for a stranger on the internet to ejaculate onto a vinyl record'

>>71972367
pee on it

>>71972367
Snap it.

>>71977027
>>71977036
Hes already mashing the potato idiots.

>>71972367
fuck it

cummies when

>>71977088
soz boss

>Takes 3 hours to masturbate
What did he mean by this?

shit guys, it was weak. I'm sorry

>>71977302
there better be bullet holes threw it by this point

>>71977335
You mashed it too much.

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>>71977335
i'm so sorry

>>71977425
Absolutely disgusting.

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>>71977425

>>71977425
>>71977425
You think you can get away with dribbling water on it?

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>>71977425

>>71977425
Anon, that is extremely weak, how much do you masturbate? 10 times a day?

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>>71977425
Im not gonna say im sad just dissapointed :c
we expected and wanted more of you

>Can someone spunk all over there album I need a good reaction image

>>71977425
Dear christ anon

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>>71977425

>>71972367
Break it into pieces
Put in the blender with water
Drink it

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>>71977451
>>71977453
>>71977467
>>71977473
>>71977474
>>71977501
>>71977502

>>71977425
No wonder the white race is dying off.

>>71977529
lmao nice one pol

>>71972367
>>71972852
this

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>>71977425
dammit

>>71972660

dude, buy some real non-plastic cheese. fuck

>>71977567
GO FUCK YOURSELF

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>>71977425
Bruh

>>71972367
Make love to it

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pls stop roasting me I'll really kms

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>>71977425
LITTLE

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>>71977425
...

>>71977617
Trips decides how?

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>>71977425
f'fuck sake

:(

>>71972367
go to some sort of park, throw it at a playground or baseball field, or something that has people doing something on it, and run away.

>>71977797
Man frick off its over.

>>71977501
Gus is such a qt man

what the HECK

>>71977777
Well seen as this is now a shit posting thread, lets see who got quints.

>>71977776
This sums up the thread or at least the last half of it.

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>>71977425
Y'know why it took him 3 hours...because he was jackin' to some one without a fucking face

>>71977893
I earned this meal

>>71977425
>/mu/ everyone

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>>71977425

Posting in le epic thread

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>>71977425
>you share a board with these fucking faggots

>>71977425
Dude if I owned that record I would cum all over it so much every night, I'm so fucking disappointed in you

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>>71977425

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>That feeling your wish got them trips and op delivered and it turned to be shit
well, this has been the best I've seen in this site this week

>>71972482
Rerolling b/c this one would have the most impact.

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>>71977425

>>71972367
Throw it into a fire.

>>71978514
Reblog

You Gabe!

>>71977425
If you don't edge for a full hour are you a fucking maple syrup spigot??

>>71972367
tape a picture of anthony fantano to it them cum tribute it.

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>>71977425

>>71977425
>"im so fucked up"

>>71979523
>"I'm so horny."

Put me in the screencap reddit!

>>71972367
Cum tribute, post on /b/ and link to it

>>71974367
spotted the redditor

>>71979679
see
>>71977425

>>71972367
eat it

>>71979679
Nice try.

>>71977987
You don't have to masturbate TO something to cum on it.

>>71972367
take the record out and listen to it

>>71977425
Absolute madman

>>71980384
reported

>>71972383
cigarettes are bad for u, anon

>>71980445
w-why

>>71977425
Hey anon, I bet you're fresh out of Visine.

why would you not only waste 30 cent on ramen, but stink up your whole ktichen by putting shit in the microwave?

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>>71977425
nice

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>>71977425
lolo

>>71977425
This same thread happened like a year ago, but that other anon had better seed

>>71972367
poke hole in potato slice and put dickle in hole...

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>>71972367
preserve it. vacuum seal it, lock it in a safe.

Live your life. Find a beautiful girl, love her, start a family with her. Watch your children grow as you begin to fall into your waning years.

Write a will. In it, you only leave one thing, to your eldest child. You leave the safe to them, the safe which you have often spoken of in high mysterious esteem, but have never revealed its contents to anyone, not to your wife, to your children, to anyone.

Leave what your family will presume is your most prized possession, a shitty reprint of In the Aeroplane Over the Sea.

>>71981779
This would actually be pretty funny if you got trips. Better luck next time.