>teacher asks that the class make groups of three for an extensive

>>71905943
"don't even try music. shiina ringo is better than you"

I introduce myself and interact with her when it concerns the project, and if our small talk goes well, interact with her when it's reasonable, otherwise moving on with my life.

>>71905943
she looks like my younger brother so I leave her alone and complete the project

>>71906004
well id put my peepe e inside of her

>>71905943
Film myself committing suicide and send it to her along with corrosive acid.

>>71906010
Pictures of said younger brother? Is he a homosexual? Is he single?

>>71905997
just because a random idiot on rym says a song by shiina ringo reminds them of bjork, doesn't mean that there's really any comparison between them.

ringo only has a couple of good songs. other than that she's a shitty corporate japanese popstar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LVAmMxICoA

>>71906397
nice blog bro

Tell her "I WANNA FUGG YOU HARD ON THE SINK BORK" and see how it goes from there

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>>71906397
>talking to girls
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71906470
that's not even one of her top 20 songs

her only art pop album is leagues better of bjork's discography

try again tho

>>71906612
no it's not, it's derivative of bjork and radiohead and boring as fuck. her vocal delivery is laughable and the arrangements are bland at best. the whole thing feels contrived. there are a couple of good songs on it though. the rest of her discography is terrible.

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>>71906397
god be with you

>>71906397
good luck anon

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>>71906669
>radiohead
>uses organs, a literal vacuum cleaner, jazz influences, etc.

>>71906397
>"maybe she can save me from the downhill spiral my life has become?
even if you had a chance with this chick. thats not what a complete person wants out of someone when they go after them. you just want a mentor, you're fucking selfish bro

>>71906397
not to bust your bubble bro but you're not special to her
if she's as hot as you say it's very likely does this with lots of guys

if dubs you ged de pusi

>>71906787
roll

>>71906732
yeah
this guy either has never seen this displayed or is way too dense to realize he's currently in the middle of it

he seems innocent though and i used to be like him so i wont woop his butt though

>>71906397
if numerals u ged de pusi

>>71906709
Radiohead's music also has jazz influences, even more than her Zamen album. She sampled the sound of a vacuum cleaner in one of her songs, big fucking deal. And what's impressive about organs? Both Radiohead and Bjork used them way before that EMI product.

>>71905943
I say something like "Uh, ummmmm... hi, how are you?" she says "fine, and you?", then I say "ok I guess" and nothing interesting happens afterwards. That's how my whole life goes.

End me.

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with the advanced knowledge that she bangs niggers, attempt to seduce her to burn the coal

>>71906804
>radiohead jazz influences

[citation needed]

>>71906861
Amnesiac is full of them. Life in a Glasshouse is literally a jazz song.

Also The National Anthem on Kid A.

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>>71906840
go home ricardo

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>>71906916
>full of them
>one example from the album
>o-oh shit umm there's another on a different album

>>71906994
Have you ever listened to Amnesiac, friendo?

Pyramid Song, Knives Out and Dollars and Cents all have clear, strong jazz influences. In fact you could call them jazz-rock songs. That's not even up for discussion.

>>71906941
>A hand painted sign bearing the handwritten words "The best of me. Sept. 12" hung on the wall behind him. Police theorized that López intended on covering the sign with his blood and brain matter as a result of the gunshot. That plan failed as the small caliber bullet did not exit López's head and his body fell away from the sign.

>literally the last thing he ever did was a failure

>>71907062
>there's a p-piano on a song = jazz!

ur making coltrane roll in his grave

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>>71906726
i dont know. ive always been one of those people who could never see myself being normal. finishing university, falling in love, getting married, getting a job, a mortgage, a kid, growing old. you know? normal shit. it just seems like the older i get the stronger my nihilism becomes. i dont know why maybe its the way i grew up, and the responsibilities that were inherited to me but i'm almost completely burnt out with living. Maybe i just like the idea of not being alone. I completely lack motivation, or maybe it burnt out from carrying my burdens for too long to even hold on any longer, my inspiration is drained by the things i had to go through. I feel like a better version of myself when i talk to her, like a different person as if i don't have to deal with my demons when im with her. Maybe these fantasies are my form of escapism and will remain fantasies. Being the nihilistic autist that i am nothing will most likely come to fruition.

>>71906732
shes not hot, shes beautiful (kek). like my first impression of her wasn't sexual, i was just kind of like "fuck, why do they force people to pair up its so fucking awkard i wish i was doing this lab by myself". At first she was kind of awkward maybe even scared of me. i felt bad so i tried my best to make her feel comfortable so that we could both be completely focused on what we had to do in class. I didn't notice how pretty she was until she really started talking to me. Anyway youre probably right anon, she was very genuine and nice, and probably is to most people. Maybe I enjoy her company more than she tolerates mine. shes given me friendship, and im ok with that.
>mfw she goes out with a chad
lmao jk

>>71905943
So you ever heard of blind Guardian baby?

>>71905943
tell her that im from the future and that her musical career will go nowhere and that she should probably stay in school

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>>71905943
I'd totally blow it, man, and then regret it for the rest of my life.

I'm not good enough to bork bork.

>>71906840
>still thinking that fucking a black person makes you less of a human
what are you jealous? its not like she exclusively fucks black guys

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>>71906397
REAL LIFE IS NOT ANIME

You gotta save yourself, man.

"anyone but her"

>>71905943
>Hi, I'm Tedy. Lets brainstorm some ideas for the project.
>Work on project over the next month
>Turn in project
>get A
>Graduate

no way fag

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>>71905943
do the project with whomever im assigned to

>>71908551
miscegenation is gross. black people have the lowest IQ's of any human subspecies. i still like bjork though

>>71909246
I'm pretty sure bjork herself is somewhat mixed, she has very prominent asian features

>>71907068
>cant even kill self the way you want

lmao

>>71909246
reminder that anyone who spouts this nonsense inadvertently supports the replacement of all whites with asians

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>>71909261
yeah but not black. she said she has irish ancestry too and sami people in northern scandinavia have some more asiatic looking features.

>>71909317
i dont support the replacement of whites by anyone. i could care less what asians do as long as they aren't mixing with white people or actively trying to displace us.

Literally a musical genius

Bjork has an IQ of 189

>>71909336
/his/ will tell you the sami people and Finns in general are partially asian

>>71909413
That's just archaic 19th century racial science doctrine. It's not true. I hope you are aware you're regurgitating Neo-Nazi propaganda with those statements.

>>71909435
fuck off queer

>>71909446
Homophobia is not OK and is against 4chan rules I'm pretty sure. Please refrain from using disparaging slurs. I find it especially offensive as I am a homosexual myself and you are attacking my identity.

PS ad hominem doesn't make you right sweetie :)

>>71909435
It's not a bad thing but it's probably true

>>71909480
kill yourself fag

>>71909413
yeah so are russians. i know i said "miscegenation is gross" but i was specifically referring to blacks. if bjork is part asian, which shes probably not, it really doesnt matter to me.

>>71906709
Using organs isn't impressive. If fucking coldplay can use organs so can she

>>71909503
Fascist

>>71909480
take your hurt feefees somewhere else faggot

>>71909435
Im pretty sure the Sami and Finns have a higher percentage of mongoloid DNA than most other Scandinavians and it wouldnt be surprising given their geographical location. Not that there's anything wrong with that. This is pretty off topic. Pls dont b& me mods

>>71906994
I really, really like this image.

>>71906709
That filename is 10/10

>>71905943
work studiously together for the next month while simultaneously bonding with each other, and on the last day ask if she has ever thought about doing it with a girl before :^)

>>71906470
How does it feel to be utterly retarded?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhG4DZ9AGak

>>71909413
ANCIENT FINNOKOREAN HYPERWAR

>>71910090
lmao that's shit and gay as fuck

try this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBSbZ06uxa8

>>71910326
>>literally just singing on top of 2 spanish guitars
>>no discernible bjork instrumentation, oh wait bc she doesn't have any Xd

>>71910393
Why is singing less impressive than playing an instrument?
Yeah, she is known for being a vocalist, she doesn't play the guitar or the piano on stage, big fucking deal.

>>71910428
sounds like a giant fuckin babby like she is

can't compete vs a multi-instrumentalist and a self-produced, arranged, and majority self-played masterpiece known as kalk samen kuri no hana

it's ok at least iceland has sigur ros to be proud of

>>71910080
hey it me your björk

>>71910473
jonsi is a gay retard

>>71910473
she only plays various instruments in one of the songs, and it's always the same incredibly simple set of notes being repeated over and over again. she can't actually play anything other than the guitar and the piano.

she does some of her arrangements, but so does bjork. in fact bjork did all of the arrangements on vulnicura on her own.
kalk samen kuri no hana was co-produced by uni inoue, so you can't say ringo did it all by herself.

the biggest difference between them is that ringo has absolutely no artistic integrity while bjork has maintained hers throughout her career. they're both talented, but ringo has no respect for what she does.

btw shiina is a huge bjork fan and without bjork her only good album wouldn't exist.

>>71910584
vulnicura is pretty bad so i'm not surprised bjork arranged it herself

majority of KSK was done by shiina ringo, and at a much younger age as well

artistic integrity? LMFAO as if you're one to project that label onto her since bjork has pretty much not done anything outside her comfort zone ever

don't be sad that bjork was surpassed it was a matter of time desu

>>71910677
tb h I obliterated you on my last post so i'm not
surprised you don't have anything of substance to say. 'bjork is bad', right, tell that to shiina ringo who probably sampled vespertine at least 10 times on her semen album but forgot to credit her.

have fun listening to your bland pop rock singer who now writes songs for the world cup and advertises shitty brands.

>>71907193
more than anything, the drums on those songs give them a jazz-influenced sound

I'm a massive Shiina Ringo fan, I own everything she's released, even that awful autotuned coca cola advert song. She's my second favourite artist

Bjork is my favourite though and comparing her to Bjork is crazy to me, Bjork is miles better, the only thing that compares to Bjork is KZK and maybe Shouso Strip but that's a stretch.

I really hope Ringo will return to form with her next album but I doubt it, it'll probably be filled with old singles used for adverts, she says she's satisfied just doing songs for ads and that's a real shame. You wouldn't think the coke song and KZK were written by the same people.

Walk up and vomit onto her.

imagine comparing Shiina Ringo to Björk. Especially when Ringo's released Sunny and her abysmal run of latest singles written for commercials and TV shows, if Sunny is anything to go by they'll end up on her next album as well.

All of her recent singles are tie-ins, I've never known another aritst who's done this. I wouldn't really mind if the songs were good, but they're not. I never thought I'd be asking for a Tokyo Jihen reunion but I'd rather that over what we're getting now.

Even Volta is a masterpiece compared to Sunny

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>>71911196

>>71911271

Nice argument, you actually think her recent singles are good or what?